Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >Only one claim per user >No stealing. Fuck you, merchant >No oversexualised content >No RP/ERP of any kind. >Seriously, you look like cringelords >Discussion is welcomed >Insults must be original and frequent >If you're posting images you're not lurking >3D is almost always trash >Traps are gay. >Joining means a reserved place in hell >Most importantly, no
I won't tell you to change and all that bullshitery... But I do have a can of WD40 if you're interested.
Well if you could've entertain me for more than 2 minutes I would've call it a progress over yesterday. But now you bore me, and I still didn't have my coffee.
you’re awake! I did the thing you recommended last time yesterday, did you see? I have to say it was pretty brutal first couple tries but idk it gets a little bit competitive after a while... or that’s just me anyways I did it in hard, wanna clear expert next we‘ll see how this hoes °~°
In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition (DSM-5), recurrent, intense sexual interest in corpses can be diagnosed under Other Specified Paraphilic Disorder (necrophilia) when it causes marked distress or impairment in important areas of functioning.[17] A ten-tier classification of necrophilia exists:[18]
Role players: People who get aroused when pretending their live partner is dead during sexual activity. Romantic necrophiliacs: Bereaved people who remain attached to their dead lover's body. Necrophiliac fantasizers: People who fantasize about necrophilia, but never actually have sex with a corpse. Tactile necrophiliacs: People who are aroused by touching or stroking a corpse, without engaging in intercourse. Fetishistic necrophiliacs: People who remove objects (e.g., panties or a tampon) or body parts (e.g., a finger or genitalia) from a corpse for sexual purposes, without engaging in intercourse. Necromutilomaniacs: People who derive pleasure from mutilating a corpse while masturbating, without engaging in intercourse. Opportunistic necrophiliacs: People who normally have no interest in necrophilia, but take the opportunity when it arises. Regular necrophiliacs: People who preferentially have intercourse with the dead. Homicidal necrophiliacs: Necrosadists,[19] people who commit murder in order to have sex with the victim. Exclusive necrophiliacs: People who have an exclusive interest in sex with the dead, and cannot perform at all for a living partner.
Hirasawa Yui in some parts of my dream i was Yui, which i guess is better than no Yui in my dream. also it was a pretty awesome dream. nice crossover of games i like
Sono Blood-chan was thinking about Eris Cat again. Eris was an adorable doctor with hairy feet and ugly ankles.
Sono walked over to the window and reflected on her hellish surroundings. She had always hated cringe /trash/ with its wild, witty weebs. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel unstable.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an adorable figure of Eris Cat.
Sono gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a gracious, snotty, c00m drinker with dirty feet and greasy ankles. Her friends saw her as a delightful, depressed deity. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a real kitten.
But not even a gracious person who had once made a cup of tea for a real kitten, was prepared for what Eris had in store today.
The hail pounded like thinking dogs, making Sono sad. Sono grabbed a tiny gun that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Sono stepped outside and Eris came closer, she could see the wonderful smile on his face.
"I am here because I want dog corpse," Eris bellowed, in a gracious tone. He slammed his fist against Sono's chest, with the force of 6494 foxes. "I frigging love you, Sono Blood-chan."
Sono looked back, even more sad and still fingering the tiny gun. "Eris, I serve you," she replied.
They looked at each other with calm feelings, like two clever, concerned cats chatting at a very proud bred, which had reggae music playing in the background and two giving uncles bouncing to the beat.
Suddenly, Eris lunged forward and tried to punch Sono in the face. Quickly, Sono grabbed the tiny gun and brought it down on Eris's skull.
Eris's hairy feet trembled and his ugly ankles wobbled. He looked ambivalent, his body raw like a kindly, knobbly knife.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Eris Cat was dead.
Sono Blood-chan went back inside and made herself a nice drink of c00m.
Samuel Foster
>"I am here because I want dog corpse," 7/10 now -99999
Noah Robinson
>The hail pounded like thinking dogs I fuckin' lost it there. kek /saved
Yeah, yeah Ayo, friends, it's time. It's time, friends (aight, friends, begin). Straight out the married dungeons of rap.
The pain drops deep as does my rap. I never spin, 'cause to spin is the cousin of snap. Beyond the walls of thoughts, life is defined. I think of people when I'm in a Ramsay Street state of mind.
Hope the snap got some tap. My app don't like no dirty cap. Run up to the trap and get the map.
In a Ramsay Street state of mind. What more could you ask for? The crazy pain? You complain about strangers. I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the vein.
I'm rappin' to the banana, And I'm gonna move your arcana.
Greasy, big, ugly, like a pixie Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a dixie.
I can't take the strangers, can't take the compass. I woulda tried to spin I guess I got no gyrocompass.
I'm rappin' to the arcana, And I'm gonna move your banana.
Yea, yaz, in a Ramsay Street state of mind.
When I was young my cousin had a strain. I waz kicked out without no disdain. I never thought I'd see that train. Ain't a soul alive that could take my cousin's domain.
A smelly soap is quite the scope.
Thinking of people. Yaz, thinking of people (people).
Kevin Hill
Yeah man.. like a whole handful of em. They hit my head so hard.. then I smacked myself uber hard in dream and irl which woke me up.
>Greasy, big, ugly, like a pixie >Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a dixie. here
Parker Morales
You said that about your dream. I read that and kek'd. Opened facebook - newsline: "china is preparing a 100.000 ducks army for locust invasion" Literally what the fuck.
Nigga, you may actually have /x/ powers or something.
>duck army top kek Yeah I dunno.. I always dream weird shit like that. After I play this shitty horror game, I'll have even weirder dreams. Just u wait.
>just imagine a sex scene in a fucking locust swarm slapping. >top notch. >Eris 02/27/20 10:27
Christian Robinson
Yeah, my dreams are weird. I love the nightmares tho. Shit scares the hell out of me and I tend to wake up yelling like a little bitch but I love horror. Can't get any more scary than that.
It's been a fuckin' while since something scared me. been on /x/ in the good age, when full of greentexts. only moments when it gets truly scary is when stoned and someone actually tells a shit horror story. done that numerous times... because that's apparently the only way to get x meterial.
U wanna really piss your pants? Alien Isolation in VR. It's my fav horror game of all time and it's scary af already but in VR.. man.. what a trip that was. I like horror movies too but they aren't as good as games.
Well, both Re7 and Alien Isolation run without VR so get any of em. They'll do the trick, trust me. You've just gotta allow yourself to get immersed and scared.
Yeah. That's the 2nd movie. The first one is the most obscure of the series and doesn't explain shit and leaves you with a fuckton of paranoia. And the 3rd one explains everything. Movie 1 and 3 are related. The 2nd move is the most mindfucking of all.
And yeah, it's trash. Because once in a while I might wanna just sit down and play a game, or something and I don't have where or how. Had only one gamer friend, but he was too poor to afford gaming gear.
Everyone in ur area seems poor.. u from indonesia or what. The movies were cool but.. eh.. never wanted to watch em again. The Descent is cool. Has a scene where tits get ripped off.
Nah. Mongolia. People ain't poor, I ain't poor either. I just don't want to invest a shit ton of money in thing I'd barely use for 1-2 games. I'm more into cars.
Gamer friends are poor because neets. Non gamer friends are not poor because jobs and have no time for gaming.
Why do you hate walls so much? Well.. a ps4 ain't much money. The games are a lil more expensive but it does the trick. Got a ps4 pro for a couple games and for 300bucks, that thing ain't too bad. I'm not gay. I'd smash you any time and u are a blond animu so no gay.
