What would you do?

I was gmbling yesterday, playing slots and i was drinking so i had to piss and i didnt want to leave the gambling hall so i took a piss in this thing on the bottom thats used for coins- well now you get a ticket so its basically empty but after pissing in this thing i had to take ashit aswell so i sjust squat down next do the slotmachine and took a shit.

i didnt bother anyone because i was there bymself now theproblem is that they got me on the surveillance video and i live in a small town now everyone will know about it.

I wouldnt be so bothered by it - i mean i personallay cant care less but i work as a teacher in the local school so im sure this fucking kids gonna start making fun off me so what should i do?

act like it wasnt me or should i double down and take a shit in the middle of the classroom if they dont shut up?

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Shit ill entertain you. There is nothing for the humiliation. Next time though lean your seat up against the machine you are playing, take a piss and come back.

go again to that place
shit in the same spot

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What is it with Germans and human waste

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they have such stupid system were you need a card to play the slots and to go in and out of this little gambling area.

and i was drinking quiet a lot so i was tired of running in and out and jumping over the little gate.

First i thought they wont see it because i put a beer bottle on that crap but when i got into the other casino thats run by them they already knew.

And this fucking bitch took a video from the video on her phone and now its shared all over the place- i live in a small town

i dont care much about my teacher job but it pays for drugs and gambling so i dont want to lose it over that shit.

Absolutely based

I think you should go back to India

It is slide thread but I like you so who cares. Just imagine, if Hitler has won then we would have teachers like you in whole Europe.

You're fucking mental and you should not work anywhere near children. Hope they sack your disgusting ass.

that doesnt make me a bad teacher and if anything thats what tehy got for not having a fucking shitter inside this fucking room

You need to obtain superiority in the class. So first shit in the class and then put head of the loudest or strongest kid into that shit. In case you teach someone older than 12 then choose class victim so you can obtain bro tier trust of the pupils.

You have poor impulse control and poor judgment, you should not be working with children.

*we would be living in Madagascar
ftfy

Say ‘Nigger’, tell them it means buddy.

Tell them it’s adult stuff and adults do it too. It’s just awkward

LMAO. My kinda threads.

they are teenagers and some of them are bigger than me so i cant even beat em up

Say you have corona virus and quarantine yourself

So go for class victim, later you can tell that he made it by himself. If you play it good cool kids will support you.

yeah corona virus might solve all my problems- im already preying that the kids in school get the damn virus

Nice politics related thread. Enjoy your three days off faggot.

Own it. Shit on every desk in your classroom.

This entire Thread.....
OP is larping.

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It is honestly the only way to explain pissing and shitting in the slot machine. Say the fever made you disoriented, and you thought it was a urinal like an old hospital bedpan. Anyone associated with the event will start to deny they were there since they don't want people to think they were exposed to corona shits. Whoever cleaned it up will have a panic attack but you can't win them all.

Really? You can't be serious.

shit on the children

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Tell them it was de Joos. It is Austria so none would question that. Then tell you are in hurry because your daughter is starving in the basement.

Told you so

first time that I see mods moving it to Cred Forums instead of /bant/
kek.

Ausfag reporting in. Even though this is bs, the casino where I live has really bad gambling addicts. Last time I was at a black jack table and an old asian lady literally reached over and grabbed a $10 note of my winnings. Confused af I said to her “That was mine”, and she literally completely ignored me. Someone told me it was a common thing so I just let her have it, mainly because I was pretty loaded at that time with cash. I also found out that some of the people playing okies were such bad addicts that they wouldn’t want to leave their machines when they needed to use the toilet and would literally just piss themselves even though you can hit the reserve button to give you 3 Minutes.. crazy.