Welcome to Waffle House. My name's Shalawnda and I'll be takin care of y'all today...

Welcome to Waffle House. My name's Shalawnda and I'll be takin care of y'all today. Can I start ya off wit somethin to drink? Or y'all ready to order?

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I'll take the all star breakfast

Mr pibb with an all star special with country ham and scrambled eggs and grits

POTATO KETCHUP BACON CHEESE
SPRITE
NO ONIONS

I'll take the ultra nigger deluxe with a stack of pancakes please

One extra large bucket OF COOM OH YES COOOOM I LOVE COOOOOMING AHHHHH COOOOOOOM

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black coffee and a water, please

Sorry sir, you have to order food to sit here. We're busy tonight and need all the seats we can get

uh, it 3am and there is no one else here.

also is your cook ashing his cig onto the grill?

3 scrambled with cheese, hash browns, English muffin cooked on the grill, bacon, large OJ

IS YOU WORKING HERE? DONT TELL OUR COOKS HOW TO WORK. NOSY ASS WHITE BOY. IS YOU GOING TO ORDER FOOD OR NAH?

Ill take a watermelon slice starter and the nigger deluxe please.

Inb4 this place gets shot up

Can I get a key to the bathroom? Need to shoot up

I will have one "im going to pass out 15 times is 7 minutes while trying to order please"

Coffee, I gotta go to work in an hour!

Coffee
Scattered hash browns w/Bert's
Plain waffle and side of bacon

I’ll have an iced tea unsweetened and a ham and cheese omelet

Ten fried hams and small diet coke, pls.

can i get a large sweet tea?

Black coffee with a water please.
Then I'll take the 2 egg breakfast, eggs over easy, white toast, with a double hasbrown, smothered/covered/chunked.
And can I get a new bottle of Tobasco? This one's almost empty.

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>waffle house
>pancakes

get your yankee ass the fuck up out of this thread.
walk on home boy.

hey Shalawnda, I'll do the allstar breakfast with a biscuit, bacon, eggs over easy, grits and a waffle. and for the lady, hashbrowns, smothered and covered peppered and country.
2 coffees, and 2 waters.

What the hell you mean "black coffee"? You got a problem or sum?

I'll take a double chicken melt with large hashbrowns scattered double smothered chunked and diced, a pecan waffle dark and a vanilla coke

Well I couldn't order a white coffee, they are a free people.

YEAH IN A SECOND DAMN

i'll have some eggs and hashbrowns

One big tiddy goth gf