>CIV THREAD
population:9
religion:Islam
leader:Hussar Akmid
year:1710
DUBS decide what we build next
>CIV THREAD
population:9
religion:Islam
leader:Hussar Akmid
year:1710
DUBS decide what we build next
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rape dungeon
Convert to satanism
5 more brothels
build a synagogue
Build temple to user
The Christian crusade happens and annihilates al of the islamic populous.
Def wanna get the pyramids before anyone else, then we get an extra use on our builders
Fishing boat
we build a pyramid and literally use all our resources.
population:9
religion:Islam
leader:Hussar Akmid
year:1711
Army barracks to train up some spear men to be able to fight against cavs and train some camel riders
sick a big pile of rocks I'm content.
wait no I want another big pile of rocks, lets do that.
Turn the pyramid in a temple, and make all the women sacred prostitutes
build some kind of rudimentary ovens, who knows you may need them for something
The population reaches 1,500 50 years in and a law is signed that 9 year old marriages become legalized.
6 more brothels
WHERE ARE THOSE OVENS!?
brothel guy isn't op
Build a Church !
Deus Vult, goatterfuckers !
Reroll
population:12
religion:Islam
leader:????
year:1712
Hussar has died from a stroke! who is the new leader? he must step up
Build a terrorist training camp
reroll
We build a future
Donald Trump is the new leader
population:1,500
religion:Islam
leader:????
year:1762
one of the villagers get publicly stoned to death for fucking the only dog in the village.
I stand up as the alpha leader : Muhammad Lad
A new guy has arrived to the city, he claimed to be some kind of messiah, start to convert people to his religion
reroll
population:1,500
religion:Islam
leader:Muhammad Lad
year:1763
I'd like to overthrow Muhammad Lad in favor of my good friend Adolph, he's got ideas for how to fix our economy and give us more living space since that population surge crowded the place.
Reroll But the man was actually Devasahayam Pillai!
reroll for best leader
roll
he sure knows how to use those ovens
Roll
Rolling for supreme leader Adolf Mitler
Disco
give us our leader already
You can't trump the Mad Lad !
Roll fol Muhammad to execute the treacherous fucker !
Rolling
Rolling for death camp with saddam as the leader
There is an outbreak of homosexuality. Men can stop sucking other men's dicks.
Reroll
Rolling for obama to enslave whitie
We're running out of time we must do this now!
Roll Muhammad throws him off the pyramid for [91]
But he's the only one who knows how to use those ovens
reroll
Reroll
Lol rolling for enslaving niggers like you
Ckeckem
Get rolling
Reroll
Statue of Hitler
Shrine of Watermelon
population:1,500
religion:Islam
leader:Saddam
year:1764
Niggers spreading aids
fuggin build a tree
AYYYS probing someone
Under Saddam the population goes up to 5000 by 1768 and decides to get Mustard gas from the Le Merchants up north to gas the his other northern neighbor the kurds!
Re roll
Rolling for Muhammad to learn to use oven and them have adolf as his apprentice like in a emperor- darth vader dynamic
Reroll
Saddam throws hitler and Muhamad in the death camps!
population:1,500
religion:Islam
leader:Saddam
year:1765
Oh fuck yes we have now a duo of shit lords lurking in the dark to overthrow the leader and claim back the power
Moses parts the sea and leads the Jews into the village.
Ok roll for escape and plot in the shadows
Build a wall with porn on it
Reroll : elecric boogaloo
Roll
Reroll
Reroll : last chance before gas chambers
population:1,520
religion:Islam
leader:Saddam
year:1766
Reroll
Jews help to build a wall with porn on it
Oh shiiit oh fuck !!! Now we're infested with fucking jews ughhhhhh !!!
Disgusting porn of someone you know and love but enclosing the city and you can never look away like black mirror
Rolls
Population rise against the jew invasion
The jews set up a circumcision factory, with big belching smokestacks
Scat porn
سوف تموت الكفار في نار جهانام للسخرية من قائدنا العظيم.
The Jews use Jew magic to call down a plague and wipe out all the firstborn
zeus come and convert everyone to his religion
Build a mod for CK2
The Jews climb the pyramid chasing a golden calf
Everyone turns into a street shitting indian.
they start a war with europa for get more terrains
A bunch of hispanics drown trying to cross the river, leaving an oil slick
Reroll
Fish farm and mess Hall to sustain populace
Bernie Sanders becomes leader and the economy crashes
Moses climbs to the top of the pyramid, and calls down lighting on Saddam
90% of Pop gets infected with Corona virus and dies
try 2
Build a wall!
200 people of the population are infected with the carona virus.
Mexicans start lining up along the river
Build a god damn wall already
Pig farm, utterly useless for pullstart turbanhead islamists
a violent army of niggers appear
Porn wall built by the jews to section off the ghetto
Saddam proceeded to gas the army of niggers with a mixture of sarin nerve gas, mustard gas, and phosphorous
This
A lone sculptor chisels the rock in the bottom left corner into a dick statue. a small cult gathers to worship it
Fuckin reroll
The jews construct a tesseract. Nobody is sure what it does.
A man falls into the river in sand nigger city!
Build a mill
Build some Roman bath houses
The jews build a cat raping factory
rerolling
a suicide factory, with a guillotine, gallows, seppuku station, and many more self-deletion options. population decreases by 5% each turn.
mango stand
build a canal connecting the river and the ocean
build a salt mine. everyone was too dumb to realize the nearby ocean is full of salt
man why are dubs so fucking hard to get in this thread? we should build a massive clock tower
Convert to Catholicism
build a bridge across the river and a fountain in the middle of town
a banana plantation, with niggers harvesting the nanners
REROLL
Build a coal mine underneath the pyramid, causing cracks to form in the earth around it due to the unstable foundation
COME ON! build a statue of Saddam in the center of the town
i am now cursed to never get dubs again
OP seems dead
population:1,520
religion:Islam
leader:Saddam
year:1768
The jews teach the niggers they built the pyramid causing them to demand a giant afro be erected on top of it to showcase their newfound achievement.
Reroll
Henrey rollins
The niggers raise the dead oily mexicans from the dead and set them in fire, creating an army of flaming zuvembis
Coronachan altars
A army of horny naked redheads and blondes all above or equal 8 show up to create chaos beckoning to the procreative instincts of every chum
one pillory
Nuclear reactor that will inevitably explode
after this they mobilize the army and send out the evangelizing force that will lay waste the surrounding cities and bring loot and bitches
Convert to Christianity and build a massive cross on top of the pyramid
reroll
Abraham Lincoln forms the new government and appoints Ataturk as the new prime minister of the great Jew republic of Salem. Builds a new government building. Population goes 10000.
re roll
The jews wear nazi armbands
Nigger start throwing litteral shit around the village creating a civil war
reroll
roll for niggers start a war
Everyone commits mass suicide
rolls for jews breeding with goats
Roll for big zoo orgy
reroll
oh yes reroll that one fo' sure missa
Build a McDonalds
Reroll
rolling for either
reroll
Build a zoo. Niggers exhibit. Free entrance.
reeeeeeeeeeeee roll
Roll for niggers to fuck the jews in the ass
fuck reroll
Cursed stillborn trips... these are bad omens...
Also roll for every jew niggers and mexicans to die
ROLL TO RELEASE ADOLF AND MUHAMMAD FROM THE DEATH CAMP
Checked satanic quads
Rolling for nigger petting zoo