My gf and I got into a fight

My gf and I got into a fight.
She says I have to vote for Bernie or she's going to break up with me. I want to vote for Bloomberg.

What do?

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Grab her by the pussy and say I’m voting for trump bitch

Vote for Bernie.

This op.

Learn to be a man. That means voting for whoever you want and telling her what's needed to satisfying her.

>I have no backbone
>Which old Jew do I vote for?
>I like this jew but my gf says the other jew.

Kill yourself.

You're both retarded

Wtf? Stand your ground and vote for whoever the fuck you want to vote for. She's trying to guilt you into agreeing to her using into a bullshit ultimatum. If she wants to break up with you, let her. That's her decision.

Dont vote. Theres no one worth your vote in the next election. Dont just vote cause you can. I hate when people say "oh it's your right! People died so you can vote!" No. Get a few electable politicians up for office then the people can vote. Everyone should boycott the next election. Let trump have it and make a point. The american people deserve better leaders and a better system.

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the point of a SECRET BALLOT is you're NOT FUCKING SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE WHO YOU VOTED FOR.
fucking retard

Do you have to show proof of your thread in order for the money to be deposited into your account or something? Stop posting this thread.

only good answer

You don't get better leaders by sitting around and letting the worst once in a century stay in office, moron.

tell the woman to stfu

Murder-Suicide

why wouldn't you vote for someone that gave me a 29% return on my 401k. get on the trump train.

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That's less than Obama.

The bottom 80% of America owns less than 7% of the stock market. If you want to celebrate the rich getting richer you're going to have to do it on your own.

>That's less than Obama
Not true

Tell her that jews are God's chosen people and Bloomberg is even more jewish than Sanders, and thus the sensible choice. Then call her a stupid goy.

socialism isnt going to work in america. you cant pay for it and i wont pay for it and i dont think anyone else with a brain is gonna buy into that useless life. the rich get richer because they have the money to invest. that simple. marxism is a literal fucking russian joke. fuck russia

not to mention socialist fear Nazism and other ideas. easy as fuck to weed out that crap in any society. learn the game in america or just shut the fuck up and join a union trade.

Dubs of distinction. Very nice, user.

How much do you get per thread or post?

The rich get richer in every system on earth. When you get to middle school, pay attention.

you are fucking crazy, 401k never did so well under Obama. I don't need to own all the stock market, at the rate I am going, I will have $1.5 million at the age of 59, that is more than enough. why don't you worthless fucks try working and investing some money.

Vote from trump

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Stop role-playing as you have no girlfriend.

Too bad you're a geriatric old fuck.

Ok zoo...faggot

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Dump her

You're both retarded. Kill her then yourself. Make sure you livestream it.

Why would anyone want to vote for Bloomberg? If you're looking for a racist republican dipshit with a litany of sexual harassment cases we already have one in the oval office.

Wait til Yang runs again next year because nobody is worth voting for this year. But Bloomberg is quite literally the worst option out of the bunch. And I very much dislike Trump.

lie

Hes a jew?

Kill yourself

Only correct answer is this.

>why wouldn't you vote for someone that gave me a 29% return on my 401k. get on the trump train.
The idea that the president is responsible for stock market growth is idiotic to begin with.

But if it were true, dude . . . uh, check out what's happened to the value of your 401k in the past four days.

Most important thing in a relationship is values. If you’re not aligned religiously, politically, philosophically, etc then there are going to be road blocks in the future. Of course if you come up to those road blocks you ought to work through them, but if she’s not willing to rationally discuss your ideals then there’s no point staying with her.

>same picture everytime
Are you even trying to earn those shekels?

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Hi Bloomberg's social media team. I see you slightly changed your post text but you left the picture exactly the same. I recommend you try using different images so it wont be so blatantly obvious.

>check out what's happened to the value of your 401k in the past four days


That's due to corona virus and you know it.

>Wait til Yang runs again next year because nobody is worth voting for this year.

YANG 2021!!!!

Bernie is actually a more ethical person than Bloomberg. Anyone who bothers to look up histories on these two men will know this. I am not saying you should vote for Bernie, but he is the better choice between the two.

I saw a picture of Bloomberg with some murderous dictators and it seemed like they enjoyed each other's presence
>no homo

The leftist "SJW" attack on "racism", is simply a way to increase illegal immigration, for the 1% to use as cheap labor. If you can't see that you're being used and purposely divided from your fellow Americans by now, there's no hope for you.

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it's actually due to market expectations about how governments (especially Trump) react and so far Trump has popped a quarter chubbie and prematurely ejaculated on his own leg

>That's due to corona virus and you know it.
No shit, and that's my point. Trump doesn't control the stock market, so it was idiotic to grant him credit for the rally prior to the crash.

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The funny part to me is that a lot of the "dems" who complain about Bernie being "communist" are the same people who want Yang; the guy who literally wants to give free money to everyone in the form of universal basic income. That was the main pillar of his campaign.

I want Bloomberg to get the nomination, just so you idiots can see who you shill for. Bernie deserves to lose to Trump though.

Mike will pay you $2500 if you kill your girlfriend.

>orange man bad
It's the pandemic.

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Bernie's gonna kick Trump in his doughy fupa
l for one say it's high time the US President wasn't terminally obese
Trump looks like an elderly lesbian

FPBP

Wow! Body shaming and homophobia! That's not allowed, comrade!

It seems we can agree that Trump is a premature ejaculator who can hit maybe a third-staff in a stiff breeze, so the rest is just minor details we can compromise on like sensible people

I didn't say there's anything wrong with being a fat elderly lesbian, you did!

>let's just ignore how it stagnated for Obama's last 2 years in office

He has multiple grown children, his dick did it's job. Please turn off the TV, user.

>let's just ignore how it stagnated for Obama's last 2 years in office
What? I mean . . . are you just pretending to be an idiot?

Presidents have a limited effect on stock markets, and it's hard to measure.

Jesus, this isn't rocket science.

ignore what? Obama's real GDP growth in certain economic quarters during his administration has yet to be reached by fuckboi Trump and that's with the trillion dollar tax cut
y'all are fags and don't know shit about shit lulz

Isn't it the dream of a cuck to raise other men's children? I agree that Trump has been successful in that regard. Every one of Trump's kids has a different dad which is probably the most progressive thing about Donald Trump

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Trump's proposed agenda sent the stock market high literally the day he got elected

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>durr Obama got over 4% GDP growth in 2009 right after the crash 1 time!

It's easy to get that once when the stock market is very low.
Trump has gotten more sustained growth for a longer period of time approaching numbers that Obama only got like once or twice

the stock market doesn't mean all that much when 50% of Americans can't even afford to take part in it
wages have risen a bit but the economy is not actually all that great
bunch of stock buy backs from companies that got tax cuts

>Obama's stock market was just as good!
No it wasn't.
>Well it doesn't even matter anyway!

kys

absolutely not if you're talking about Real GDP
Trump's "strong economy" is actually nonsense
he trumpets a bunch of minimum wage jobs cr created when it takes 2-3 minimum wage jobs to get by in this country
the Fed has had to buy up most of the US Treasury offerings since October
that's why Trump is so desperate to keep his usual con-game going, and you fell for it!

Obama's stock market was good, for the 1%
you are way outta your league here dude, there are no actual economic figures that back your position up

You don't seem to realize you're responding to two different anons: one who is pointing out that the correlation between the sitting president's policies and stock market performance is weak, and another who is pointing out that stock market performance is a poor measure of the health of the economy anyway.

Though both anons are correct.

You do realize when unemployment approaches 0%, that's the only time when wage growth happens?
Because only then do businesses now have to start raising wages to compete for workers

kys. trump 2020

True enough. But UBI is a libertarians wet dream. More monopoly money to play the game. Also the core messages are different. Bernie said billionaires should not exist (given all this poverty). Yang says he's fine with billionaires, why not just directly abolish poverty.

she should leave you for your bloomberg vote

No you are absolutely right. Russia wants (you) to vote.

Vote no matter what. Vote when you know its rigged. Vote when you dont like the person you are voting for. Vote when no one deserves your vote. That's the only way to fix it.

God damn. Luckily sir, you are not a moron. Idk what I would do without this advice.

>use broken system to fix broken system

Fucking genius.

Do whatever you want. She’ll break up with you anyway at some point because you’re clearly retarded

This is correct, you either vote for the candidate sponsored by big pharma and insurance or the one sponsored by big oil and wall street.

Still higher than when Obama was in office... pulling just under 30% with trump in (including past week).. with Obama it was at its peak 8%, as well as negative at times.

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Seriously. Fucking bloomberg? what are you a fag?

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vote for who you want and tell her you voted bernie problem solved

>nobody acknowledging the trips
>the most clear /thread situation in the history of Cred Forums

/thread. any post beyond this point has no value.

>What do?
stop posting this stale pasta

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This tbqh fam

OP really, honestly is paid by Bloomberg for president.

You simply ask her wtf she’s poopsmoking so that you can have some of it too
Then you repeatedly tell her to shut up and slap her around
And by slapping her around i don’t mean to just slap her
Make that bitch walk backwards in circles while you slap her

That’s how you put them back in their places

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How much is that douchebag paying you? He inundates all social media with his inanity, and now he's flooding this trash heap too?

correct the record paid $0.05 per post, $0.10 per (You)

Bloomberg, how much are you offering?

Lie to her, and tell her you voted for Bernie. Then break up with her and tell her to go fuck herself, because you got your boy Bloomberg's back.

Vote from trump and tell yer commies suck dick

Used to be one of those Bernie fags. Took some good research to find that Trump is working some decent shit behind the scenes but says some autistic shit as a front. Keep who we got imo.

Oy vey, Shekelstein! Can you shill any harder?

Paid shill detected. Nobody in their right mind likes Bloomie. Or Trump.

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I was going to say, but in reality you did vote for Bernie after reading more of his platform, but you really wanted to destroy her for this bullshit. But felt it was a bit long.

Tell her you vote for Bernie ...vote whoever you want to vote

>wanting to vote bloomberg
>having a gf

fake news, only retard faggots want to vote for bloomberg. lol

Kick her the fuck out. I wouldn't date a bitch that threatens to break up with me because of someone I want to vote for. FUCK HER!!

send her my way comrade I'll redistribute my cum all over her face and we can vote against corporatist oligarchy together

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Move to Europe. Live a better life.

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