Only eurotrash would invent something like this

Only eurotrash would invent something like this.
Post more of their trash food.
Like that jello chicken noodle soup stuff.

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"April 1, 2009 12:01 am Published by Corey James"

I'm not convinced that's real. But we do have bacon cheese in norway.

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Fried pigs blood

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soyinfocenter.com/HSS/meals_for_millions.php
early pioneering in soyboy technology

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I actually agree with this image. The two on the left look much more satisfying.

mmm.... blodpudding

>tfw you realise that Ohio is in America

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I'm swedish, and I've never even heard of squeez bacon. we do have bacon cheese, though. but that's the norwegians fault. those fuckers will eat anything.

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>Multi-Purpose Food
???

made in Ohio for export only

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>CATFLAPS - 4 adults
>not a problem - APPLE HIMMLERS
>GOAT DUST - not 4 teens
thanks man. really needed that.

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last one

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Michigan.... Smdh

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What purpose does it have other than eating?

jetzt wo ichs seh. hab mir schon lange keinen mehr genoggert. auf zur tanke!

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$140,000
So maybe 5 ads on tv?

you can stick it in ass and put pics on Cred Forums

Is this like "magic shell" for ice cream where it hardens out of the bottle?

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>American taste
this is partly why I think Islam is a better choice for Sweden than the degenerate capitalistic culture of America.

Makes sense. Ohio is the largest exporter of faggots.

Yes well retard you can find all of those together in any market in America, all locally made. America has many original cheeses and makes all kinds of cheeses and breads.

FUCKING LOL

Let me tell you about California

>dirt rocket
>BLAST OFF
I fucking lost it
But seriously tho thanks for that, i remember those threads from long ago, brings back memories

I have feta and a block of parmesan just for grating for salads.
I make grilled ham and brie sandwiches for lunch on the weekends.

The U.S. makes more cheese than any European country.

Delicious American food. Just like momma made...

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You have TWO TYPES OF CHEESE! Holy cow. Flyover ‘Murica is like Dickensian London.

Nah, I think you're just jealous that Sweden is more american than USA lol

Lol Americans are pathetic

Holy Cow! You have THREE TYPES OF CHEESE! My face when Flyover ‘Murica is like Dickensian London..

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That's a possible use, but not a purpose

Stay jelly, Eurotard.

Yikes.

Still mad she lost, Eurotard?

Also swedish. Should blame the Danes instead.

The only crimes we have to answer for are kalles caviar and banana pizza

>coming from the cultured user who's ass is mig welded to his xxl support gamer chair solely through his noxious fat farts and hasn't left his mum's basement since he could walk
Omegakek

>The US makes more *BAD cheese than any European country

Tut tut!
We have only nice eatings! Such as ham cream cheese...

Eller memma?

Hvad er "memma"?

Swedes are the assholes of Scandinavia. They gov is so pro mudslime, that when even the mudslimes says there's a problem with mudslimes in the country, they flat deny it. There was an article about this but i cant be asked to find it. Even the actual swedes i know are fleeing to Denmark, Norway or Finland.

Oooooo, Mämmi!
I've never actually tried that... but I'm curious.
While I agree their PC levels is mad, this IS a thread about the foods.

Dude, dont act like this doesnt happen anywhere in the world. Pretty sure you can get bacon soda in USA.

>bread = bread literally everywhere
>cheese = fake cheese literally everywhere

Is cheese your only defense euro? Even Americans know that cheese is shit, everyone makes bad food but you guys and Asians take it to another level.

>why are we all getting sick
Fucking chinks man.

Dont act like 'murica isnt the capital of shit food.

This. There's plenty of trash euro cheese and breads. Poor people are all over the world and they tend to eat poor foods

He didn't suggest that at all faggot. God damn zoomers are always twisting shit.

Eh, both breads are basically white bread, little nutrition, too little fiber. I prefer proper oats bread, now that's food.

Bring it faggot. I have so many trash euro pics ready to be posted.

>they Gov
>when even the mudslimes says there's
That's some street shitting English user, are you a mudslime or just Danish?

It's fucking gross rotten ass fruit. Don't do it

>I am trolling gud, pliz bite
Aw, here's your (you).

You guys have a grill where fat fucks get literally WHEELED in.
You really don't want the smoke, faggot

But... but I'm curious and also I like the fewds.

Kek, kiddo got mad

(you)

You're taking byproducts that would otherwise be discarded into the trash and making it into tasty and edible food to feed people. Why is that a bad thing?
Could you imagine if we had the population we did and treated cattle like that - using only the most appetizing cuts and throwing away everything else?

What are you taking about? Maybe not in New York but in the south there are competitions held yearly for smoker meats. All BBQ places smoke their meats here.

NEXT

Black Pudding is delicious though

You've run out of things to bitch about, huh?

what about this shit?

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Imagine purposely being this retarded

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No. Just wanted to bait fuckers like you who can't resist low level trolling.
You're a zoomer on a mission and that blinds you.

For use in bomb shelters. By multi-purpose they meant it supplied all the food groups. High protean and fortified with vitamins and minerals. You could theoretically survive on fairly small portions of it, with a few biscuits for carbs.
Probably not very complete, as nutrition was very much in it's infancy. But this was well before Carnation Instant Breakfast.

OK zoomer

>kalles caviar
Wait... WHAT? So Mills is supposedly best, but damn, son... Kalles is just fine. And it's all I can get at Ikea.

>gross rotten ass fruit
Mämmi is traditionally made of water, rye flour, and powdered malted rye, seasoned salt, and dried powdered Seville orange zest.

To be fair, every nation has something grotesque to point ones finger at.
Althought, it tends to be more extreme in the US.
But that also goes both ways - extreme healthy also exist, as does the extreme example you just gave us.

It's a bit like the danish rye and beer porridge, or rather it sounds similar.
Which is delicious, so I'd like to try the mämmi...

Oh shit those are so fucking good.

SQUID INK

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I just thought you were spelling the rotten ass fruit dish fucked up like a finn

Very true, nice double dubs

Americans hardly buy that shit anyways. That's why it's always for a limited time. Most who get this crap do it for media or curiosity

A.) What does that have to do with anything I said
B.) Squid ink is really good. Take the nuggies out of your mouth and try it

squid ink linguini. food of the gods.

that looks awful but today i was getting mayo and saw that kraft is selling ketchup and mayo mixed--i actually want to try it because when i mix it i think i use too much mayo--and next to that, ketchup and ranch dressing mixed. i'm not sure about that one.

You like that euro trash so I can see why you said that but you know damn well why I posted it I don't why you're pretending.
Shit food compared to shit food bruh
Just because you like it that doesn't mean it's not shit. I love pig skins and those are shit food.

youtube.com/watch?v=3zZQQijocRI

You know what's funny. I can't remember who but a country tried to claim that as their cultural food and they wanted it removed from the market.

>incoherent, off topic ramblings
You ok there, nignog?

Ah yes, a funny joke diner where the entire point is that they're a bunch of people roleplaying crazy doctors and nurses trying to kill fat people by over indulging them. The place called 'heart attack grill'... The place where the founder hates fat people with a burning passion and his idea was to create a place that'll kill them faster. Because this single place exists... That must mean that EVERY restaurant in america is like this, this will SURELY prove my point. That people only go to as a fun gimmick. I can't believe how OWNED america is right now.

Literally no one said that.
Like no one said squeeze bacon is what every Swede eats

I don't know what's funny.
Some country wanted to claim kethchup and mayo as a cultural food? Or squeeze bacon?

What the fuck? I think you're lost.

>squeeze bacon is what every Swede eats
squeeze bacon is what ANY Swede eats
I still think it's a made up product.
Yeyeye you can google it and find an "article" on jezebel

Squeez bacon was an april first prank...
In bloody 2009...

Also that place your pic is from I've been there. The place is a huge ironic roleplay. You're euro so looking stuff up seems foreign to you because you already know everything.

>lol american cheese bad
>yeah, everyone knows that, no one actually thinks it's good
>u-u-uh yeah b-but c-cheese...
>is cheese the only thing you can bring up?
>WHAT ABOUT HEART ATTACK GRILL FAT PEOPLE EAT THERE
>uh, i guess? it's just in a single city and it's a dumb gimmick, everyone knows that
>UH UH OTHER THING
okay bro, just stop

eurotrash, so wish this was true . . .

si

Uh, things really changed here in the last decade. Most Americans eat good bread and good cheese now. Honestly the bread in your pic looks like shit, needs more color, and a thicker crust.

Op here. Just so you fools know or already do know. This shit isn't real. It was a April Fools joke from like 10 years ago but it looked the part.

>SHHH! Its CHICKEN WHISPERS!

Britain raids the world for spices and tea and has the blandest food on the planet. Go eat a bean britboi.

And more artisan cheese too. Your "Americans eat like shit" meme is outdated. Anthony Bourdain, and hipsters on Instagram really helped the culinary scene in the US

But now we want it!
Oh how we want the squeez bacon!

where on the planet can you find the best Indian food?

MURICA HAS BAD CHEESE AND A BURGER THE SIZE OF MY INTERNET DICK. GOD THAT PLACE HAS BAD FOOD NOW WATCH ME DIP THIS COW LIVER IN GOATS BLOOD WITH A SIDE OF BULL BALLS. NOM NOM NOM ON THIS FRIED PIZZA(WAAAAA FRIED AND NOT AMERICAN!!!!???)

INDIA

Only one autist in the thread actually eats those. No self-respecting human would buy these. Why would you pay 10x the price for a shitty pb&j. You can make a sandwich for like $0.05, these things cost like $5 for a ten pack.

>This shit isn't real. It was a April Fools joke from like 10 years ago
And we got to it, didn't we! Cred Forums works on a meme by meme basis!

LONDON! Screw your false dubs!

I don't know who this jimmy dean guy is, but fucking europoors! amirite!

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Ok give it a rest with the april fools obviously fake food packaging now

i seem to recall liking these--plain, not chocolate chip--but they made me constipated.

That is so fucked up even by Cred Forums standards

This is correct. Link
bacon.fandom.com/wiki/Squeez_Bacon

would you prefer blueberry?

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it's no wonder why animal viruses jump to humans...

Vilhelm Lillefläsk...
hee hee hee

Ahahaaa there's a video.
The bad swedish voiceover is also a rick-roll.
youtube.com/watch?v=BT2FIL7Uv4M

>The bad swedish voiceover is also a rick-roll.
What he is trying to say, is that the voiceover is a literal, word-for-word translaton of Rick Astleys Never gonna give you up

Maggot cheese.

glass houses bitch. enjoy your shrek spooge.

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Shit comparison.
They just added food coloring to get kids wanting that Shit.
The other can be questioned if it's even bacon.
NEXT euro zoomer in line please.

You were better off just saying ketchup in general but you probably slop it on everything so it's understandable. I'm starting to see euros believe just because they eat it then it's not bad. Americans don't do that.