>at work, realize had sex a lot recently >need mooar condoms >decide to get condoms at store I work at, because employee discount and it's convenient >smiles_in_brilliance.png >go to have coworker ring up my condoms, because we're not allowed to do it ourselves >coworker is holding back laughter >whatever, she sucks BBC so idc >she prints my receipt >I say I don't need it >she reminds me, ALL transactions with employee discounts must be printed and signed
>fml >that oh shit moment >condoms bought, receipt printed, no turning back now
>mfw my coworkers have a permanent record of my discount sex life
No she's dumb. I have a gf too so that's a double no
Caleb Powell
Wow, so you buyed condoms.... You nasty little freak... No really. Where's the problem?
Oliver Carter
What kind of normalfag bullshit is this? Do you you honestly think that the average normalfag in the year 2000+20 isn't an oversexed coombrain monstrosity? Nobody gives a fuck especially here
Andrew Cooper
The problem isn't the condoms themselves. The problem is my coworkers. I thought that was obvious
Gabriel Harris
Yeah I think normal people exist, retard
Parker Price
how are they a problem?
Robert Nguyen
So they now you have sex? Just ask them if they don't use any protection, or if the don't have sex at all. How OLD are all of you?
Justin Wood
KNOW...!KNOW!! Fucking missed the K!
Oliver Rogers
Guys no The dumb faggot just let his coworker know he has to buy XS condoms for his tiny micro chode.
Kayden Campbell
>humblebragging on Cred Forums Imagine, actually getting laid and still being this pathetic.
Brayden Smith
you buyed? were you dropped as a baby? it's you bought, fucking dermoid
Luis Lopez
Only a normalfag would think your faggot story would be worthy of telling to people. If you greentext something its cause its so damn weird and funny that only autists on 4chinz would laugh at it. If I wanted to read something like what OP posted I would go on normiebook
Mason Jenkins
Oh yeah, thanks. Nazi here, so sometimes i get that undermenschensprache wrong.
Jacob Ramirez
Would be funny if true. The store only sells extra large and normal.
Christian Wright
This. The fuck is wrong with you OP?
Parker Hall
If you don't think it's funny then fuck off. I don't need your seal of approval to post
Nathaniel Jenkins
It's not bragging retard. It's a fucking greentext. Take it with a grain of salt
Jordan Jackson
If this user is just German, and not actually a Nazi, they're based & underrated kek
