My farts smell like death and I'm throwing up a lot of white-transparent stuff...

Show pic of semi-transparent puke.

Lot of things can be said about that and maybe somebody could understand what you have.

Also are you fat? If so, how fat we're talking?

You've got turf toe

bad smelling farts is a warning sign not a death warrant. Vomit is a reaction occurring high up the digestion tract. If I have "fine motor skills" I'd go to a walk in or a gp if not emergency.

Have you been binge drinking lately? Vomiting bile and horrible acrid farts can be a sign of liver failure. Are your stools also light in colour, and what is the colour of your urine?
Additionally, do you have any aches, pains, throbbing, stabbing or otherwise uncomfortable sensations in your lower/upper abdomen on your right side?

Well. OP is clearly dead. Good riddance. Great thread fags.

The corona virus has taken another victim. R.I.P. this ass hole clearly just wants attention. The turd knows what he did! Stop drinking cum feg!

Put all your affairs in order.

kys

and post videos of it afterwards

I tested positive for flu over a week ago thought i was better

Sounds like aids to me

corona virus, time to seclude yourself