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FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK YANKS

SIMPLE AS

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nigger lol

oispa nyymi jonka kanssa paskapostata

Janman screaming impotently from Cred Forums

peanut butter

just dont like niggers simple as or pakis or anyone thats not from here simple as

anyone know elizabeth presland?

what a nigger

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Niggers lads
Wahey

British culture appears to be:
I wish I was American
Fuck foreigners
Fuck poor people
Spread bullshit on facebook
Get into debt to buy a fridge
Drink excessively and have a fight every weekend

I say this as a bitter brit

Rule 1 of Cred Forumsrit: each post must contain at least one occurrence of the word nigger

yeah fingered her round the back of spoons

heh sure ya did.

rent free in your head shitskin

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spooned her round the back of fingers

why would i make that uo

because why not? prove it.

back to Cred Forums lads
proof is in the pudding (her fanny)

eh? I'm white as a fuckin sheet mate

who is that anyway?

I dunno man, maybe you need to move. I'm UK and it's nice. Market Town, quiet leafy middle class suburb, great schools, 10 mins to the motorway, 20 mins to the city/airport. Living the Waitrose life tbh, it's all very pleasant. I do absolutely shudder when I see some of the cities and old mining towns and feel sad for anyone stuck there.

My once nice area has become poland jr

All the shops are polish
All my neighbours are polish
All the graffiti is polish
There is rubbish everywhere, from general waste, to empty cans of "LECH" lager, to white appliances, TVs, monitors, building materials (bricks etc)

This is england

hey i just realised we're on Cred Forums so i can post as much racism as i want

FUCK NIGGERS

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All the shops? Or like one?

Which area? I'll check on Street View now.

kinda ironic considering a large portion of the american population are in wheelchairs due to their fat flaps overflowing

I personally live in a nice quiet middle class area. What I'm talking about is the general culture of the country.
I'm constantly astounded that people don't seem to be able to judge or care about quality of life unless it is specifically their life they are thinking of.

sounds like you are directing your anger at the wrong people here. Poor immigrants are not the cause of your problems.

Lepsze niż muzułmanie ;)

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Incorrect. I don't know which part of the UK you're from but in Yorkshire nobody wants to be American as the accent sounds gay as fuck to us.

>Rip.

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lol I live in Yorkshire
and once again I'm talking about the whole country here, not the nice bit I specifically live in

your whole country is a nice little bit

maybe compared to the US, but there's a lot wrong here

Fair point, I agree. Also, I hate the ott rules. I lived abroad and when I came back, I noticed there's signs every where. Don't do this, don't do that, no parking, even 'you may not lean your bicycle against this window' which made me chuckle.
There's some utter cunts here too. Example -first night back, I was jet lagged and went to Asda at about 1am as it's 24 hours opening. I stood there sort of all blurry while the checkout woman scanned my stuff. After a while I saw her staring at me and then staring at my stuff. I said I'm so sorry, I've just landed and am used to the bags being packed. She asked me where I'd been and then looked at me and said 'well you're not fucking there now are you?' I almost went back on the next flight.

You sound like a simple lad

Poor polish immigrants are the cause of a lot of people's problems in cities like Southampton where they've gone en masse.

i will just leave this here

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The US is just the BTEC down syndrome child of the UK. Founded by tax avoiders and general degenerates.

Looks pretty based to me. UK doesnt care about upsetting the local wildlife.

we dont care about londonium either

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bit harsh friend they are just the rebels

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Southampton is a fucking cesspit, and that fact has absolutely nothing to do with "poor polish immigrants".

not him but immigrants always make for the poor areas which makes them even worse

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jeez, retail is full of miserable cunts like that, but then that kind of job is pretty fuckin joyless

immigrants are often poor, they live in poor areas, concentrations of poor people in one area lead to high crime rates, unemployment levels and general shittiness.

These problems could be mitigated with sensible welfare and housing policies but the nation seems unwilling to vote for any party that will enact such policies.

IKR. So sick of the shit voting system and the fact it's always only ever a 2 horse race.

Or we could vote for someone who will drastically reduce immigration numbers and raise the quality of those still coming here ...........................................

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Imagine unironically voting for Bozo

I seem to remember the other guy being a communist anti semite

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even if we take aside the fact that reducing immigration numbers would not have a positive effect on our economy, and the subjective meaning of quality -
The Tories have repeatedly failed to hit their own self-imposed immigration targets in the faced they have been in power and the electorate don't give a shit. Those kind of ineffectual 'policies' are just a dogwhistle to get racist voters without ever intending to do anything about it.
If you voted for Boris on that line of thinking I don't know what to say except you are naive

you remember the smear propaganda you mean
people like you are why the country is fucked - repeatedly vote against the country's best interest and even your own best interest

Still waiting

They failed because the EU controlled our borders not us you are a George soros one world wanker

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the country is fine and will soon be better the EU is fucked and will only get worse

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>Poor immigrants are not the cause of your problems.

Agreed.
The poor immigrant's parents are the cause.

I start with 5 teeth. I chip one a stale cornish pasty on boxing day and another one of a mouldy yorkshire pudding on poppy day. How many different men have nutted in the queen?

>someone who will drastically reduce immigration numbers

One half of UK immigration comes from outside the EU.

The Tory party could, AT ANY TIME in the last 5 years, have shut it down.

we always controlled our own borders. we agreed to free movement of european people as part of our EU membership - your take is utterly wrong.

Fuck off commie the queen is a virgin her children were smuggled in to the palace from the sachs dolmar ginger kingdom

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Before Boris:

"Third world people and Poles and Europeans with degrees, oh no!"

After Boris:

"Third world people!"

Sorry, this thread is about the real world, not the Tabloid Cinematic Universe.

I doubt it. I think it's more likely that we end up keeping a lot of the EU 'rules' in order to have a sensible trade agreement. Brexiteers will not be happy with the ultimate outcome and the whole thing will seem like an expensive waste of time which only ends up benefitting the Americans and their attempts to sell us shit food and overpriced pharmaceuticals. But we'll see

Michael McIntyre over here

Nope any EU resident could decide to move here and sign up for benefits that didn't exist in their own country and we ended up sending child benefit payments to non existent kids in eastern Europe all that shit will end

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And now Pritti will do just that

Look on the bright side, eating chlorinated chicken is like a free trip to the dentist and the gastroenterologist.

you dont live in the real world

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washed a chicken recently ?

that's not how any of it works. You can't just move here and immediately claim benefits, despite what the Daily Mail feels like telling you
You have fully fallen for the lies m8

lol
haven't eaten meat in 30 years so I'll prob be alright

yes, put it on the gentle cycle, not too heavy on the starch

more of a guardian man actually

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all that picture proves is that caricature balloons of politicians are childish and pointless and that newspapers regularly contradict themselves
big fucking revelation eh

Alright, except for being an angry lesbian.

got a death wish ?

nhs.uk/news/food-and-diet/warning-issued-over-washing-raw-chicken/

why would you just post a picture of a turd in thread about uk culture

haha, nice one Frankie Boyle

no but down right lies are also on the increase

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you arent feeling multiculturalist ?

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i'm guessing you were the smelly kid in school

where is Canada>?

They're getting the band back together!

did she fire it?

im guessing thats you on the left

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they were getting the tea

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nah mate, the rooty tooty point and shooty was having a fag

yes but the new lead singer isnt coming

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youtu.be/akbzRuZmqVM

yes she is in the pic

I endorse this message.

We playin where's wally?

U guys got good food yet?

XD

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why no ear plugs ouchy ears

no the British media never found him

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when the queen dies whos face will be on Canadian money?

yes but you have to kill it yourself

shootinguk.co.uk/recipes

zombie queen

Southampton is my home. Pic related.

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Lizzie the 2nd is no faggot she accepts no health and safety crap

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looks like she's hiding a nice rack there

Royal Bazingers

yeah but still got jealous

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It’s ironic because America is losing their power on the world stage at a rapid rate.

ah yes the age of the asian cometh

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a lot of draggers in here happy we're now america's bitch because reee browns

Imagine having crooked teeth

that moron

Luv mi freedom.
Luv mi Robert Grossteste.
Luv mi Cato's Letters.
Luv mi Auberon Herbert.
Luv mi Ayn Rand.

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Why is Crewe so shit?