If John Goodman was part bat, he'd be John Batman

If John Goodman was part bat, he'd be John Batman.

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If John Goodman made a woman orgasm, he'd be John Goodfuck
If John Goodman died he'd be John Noman
If John Goodman was actually two men in a fatsuit he'd be John ManMan
If John Goodman did something slightly dissagreeable he'd be John Okayman
If John Goodman dressed up as a morally upstanding pirate he'd be Long John Silver Goodman
If John Goodman was a transwoman, he'd be "Joanne Oh Godman what have you done!"

Oh wow, someone actually replied.. I thought this would be bad enough to be completely ignored.. Well done though, well done.

If John Goodman posted this shit thread, he'd be John Badman.

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If Gary Oldman found a way to reverse time he'd be Gary Youngman

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Compared to the other trash on here? Are you fucking kidding!
Next to WWYD, "my girlfriend... bloomberg", and black on probation threads. this is a golden beacon. A john Goodthread if you will.

or just John GoodMAN...

If Gary Oldman merged with John Goodman to create a super combined creature would it be called Gary Goodman, or John Oldman?

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>probation for being black

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Jarohny OldGood

When Gary Oldman goes out without his coat, he becomes Gary Coldman.
When Gary Oldman takes on a movie role that's challenging, he's Gary Boldman
When Gary Oldman buys into the producer's pitch, he's Gary Soldman
When Gary Oldman's wife gets smug about how she told him the role wouldn't work out, he becomes Gary Toldman

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When Gary Oldman drinks from expired beer tins, he becomes Gary Oldcan
When Gary Oldman wears a lot of bling he's Gary Goldman
When Gary Oldman's CAT-5 cable doesn't give him adequate internet speeds, he's Gary OldLAN
When Gary Oldman doesn't like changing his internet provider and goes back to the previous one, he's Gary OldPlan
When Gary Oldman cooks with the skillet his great-grandfather gave him he's Gary Oldman's Oldpan
At some point Gary Oldman will become so old and his body so covered in fungi that he'll become Gary Mouldman
>Gary Oldman is so good at folding fitted sheets that all across Hollywood he's known as "Gary Foldman" his legend grew after he use to sneak into people's homes while they waited for their washing to dry and come back to find it neatly folded in a pile. The creases impeccible. Oftentimes other actors would bring their linen to the set just to see the "Foldman" at work. However after he started to feel his folding was overshadowing his legitimate acting work he vowed never to fold again...Gary Oldman became Gary Witholdman.

This was badBut this made me cringe.

It's very easy to criticize when you know you can't do any better.

If John was a good man he would be John goodman

Fantastic

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If John Goodman sucked a log from Andy Sixx he'd be John Scatman.

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If John Goodman posted on a anime imageboard he'd be John Cred Forums.

If John Goodman posted rare pepes he'd be John Frogman.

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If I see that cat one more goddamn time...

>Long John Silver Goodman
>not Long John Silverman
>not going into a jew joke after
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If John Goodman was any happier, he'd be Feels Goodman.

Bat Goodman

Nope. John Goodbat.