Met her off of tinder last month. She's now my girlfriend and sucks me up 5 times a day, life is amazing and I don't even want to off myself anymore.
How have you spent your first two months in the new decade?
Met her off of tinder last month. She's now my girlfriend and sucks me up 5 times a day...
Carter Walker
Zachary Young
Show us her tits or gtfo faggot. I'm happy you no longer have to use the vacuum cleaner to get succccc but you need to give us something for our time. understood?
Hudson Sanchez
This romance you both have will die out quick. Just don't let it get you back down in the dumps.
Blake Evans
Not gonna post her nudes but here's one of her butt
Ryan Baker
fuck tinder… all the girls pretend they don’t want anything like a fling, but show. em your dick or start talking sexual & they become a diff person. also i’m not trying to find a ho, guess i want real relationship again. but we aren’t going back to those times.
Jaxon James
Wouldn't be surprised if that happened, longest relationship I've ever been in is 3 months lmao. But Ima enjoy this while it lasts.
Angel Hill
Have fun and use your gf to get more girls interested in you, after inevitable breakup you will have plenty of puss to fall back on.
Blake Ramirez
Nothing wrong with hoes man, seems like you're a bit tense buddy. Might want to relax a bit and get your dick sucked, and tinder is simply the easiest way to achieve that.
Samuel Clark
That's the plan always gotta have a rebound.
Ian Howard
My nigga
Juan Rivera
there’s nothing wrong with them, it’s just ironic when they put not looking for a hook up & then get all flustered when you say how you want to bend them over.
Robert Sullivan
Your an incel if this is bait. If it's not, you are still an incel for being insecure enough to show off one of the brief and rare times you are sexually active.
Hunter Wilson
id let the left one suck my dick
Brandon Gray
I've been fucking this beauty for the past month whenever I want, but I'm the incel??? Why u projecting this hard user
John Jackson
I don't even have to ask. We just constantly in my apartment smoking fucking and sucking. Met her parents the other day lmao.
Evan Murphy
No projection. It's just I have never felt the need for validation from anonymous people when I'm with someone the way you seem to need it from us. See you in a month when you are crying on here for being single. If this isnt true my original statement still stands.
Adam Hall
Posts like these make me consider giving in and getting a tinder. I love sex and companionship but just dont want to go easy mode and get a dating app
Zachary Edwards
Alexander Bailey
Kayden Campbell
Henry Bailey
Kevin Myers
so can you let her suck mine then? and that’s always fun. the parents meeting the guy who’s doing the dirty with their daughter lol
Adam Morgan
no ass
Thomas Sullivan
Caleb Miller
All I'm saying is I've improved my life. You're just a bitter lonely faggot. What have you done these past few months, u worthless piece of shit
Christian Foster
Blake Edwards
It's worth it. Started getting weeks after setting up my account.
She do got ass though
Brody Jackson
Jayden Bailey
Pic of dick in ass or GTFO!
Jose Sullivan
Actually more than you would believe on this cesspool of a site. But I dont need to explain myself to you because I dont need your validation
Robert Perry
Julian Bennett
Christian Turner
Larping hard, arnt we?
Ryder Johnson
Julian Cooper
Angel Garcia
>Larping
Do you even know what the fuck Larping means??!?!?!?
Fucking soyboy
Christian Cook
Mason Thompson
Yeah I bet faggot, still living with your mom, not paying rent, not working, jerking off everyday. Very productive year indeed user, loads of progress.
Like I said, not sharing nudes user
Hudson Rogers
Hahaha ok bud
Logan Adams
Imagine stealing pics from some basic bitchs IG and LARPIng this hard
Colton Gonzalez
Wyatt Bailey
Just posting my girls' public pictures, don't wanna expose her.
Xavier Brown
I posted this You idiot!!! Hahahaha
Brayden Hill
You keep believing that bud, you’re doing a SUPER job
Jaxon Thompson
Moarrrr!
Joseph Walker
Man body/10
Cameron Evans
This
Jace Howard
youre just a pathetic virgin posting pics of some random ig slut that doesnt even acknowledge your existence
Julian Moore
Jason Myers
Hunter Brown
Lmao, the inaccuracy. I lost my virginity at 14 way before I met my girl.
Brayden Perez
Logan Barnes
You got a premium account? I feel like if I gave in and got tinder I’d go all in and pay for it. Plus I’d need every edge I could get since I’m in nyc and competition is fierce
James Watson
Still none of you fags have answered the question, that's how I know you pussies ain't on shit.
Gabriel James
I never got premium, don't think it's necessary to be honest. Just got to make sure you swipe alot every 12 hours.
Josiah Powell
Spent my two months jerkin off and saving money. I’ve got about 11k in the bank so I’m happy about that.
But maybe once I lose a few pounds I’ll go all in and get tinder
Leo Brooks
That's a solid amount bro, good work. Good luck losing weight, you already started working out?
Alexander Cox
Nothing wrong with that brother
Jack Barnes
Hate my life, hate the people in my life.
Slowly binge smoking pot and drinking hoping that I die of either lung failure or liver failure. I also have a kidney disorder that enjoys dumping protein into my body so I've upped my protein intake as well.
Josiah Collins
I've been doing this the past 4 years. So it's nothing overly new
Juan Thompson
Smoke the same amount, drink more water. Walk around your place if you don’t want to walk outside. I feel you man pretty much doing the same shit. Just try new things most that can happen is you’re just as miserable as you already were
Wyatt Watson
Nah y'all both gotta stop smoking pot. That shits like an invisible friend, telling you that you your doing alright having fun. Meanwhile your stankass hasn't showered or cleaned your own room for over a week smoking more and more.
Benjamin Wood
Honestly the only reason I haven't taken the plunge in killing myself outright is because of my cat (pic related)
I've got a loving girlfriend, awesome friends, but the constant being told that the dreams you have are stupid, and to give up on them has taken its toll on me mentally. My family wants nothing more than for me to fail, and everytime I bring up something car build related in met with the same old:
>"Oh that's stupid"
>"That's too much work"
>"You can't do that you're too stupid"
Etc etc, really gets to ya.
Wanted nothing more than to build and race cars like Enzo Ferrari did, but no because their dreams and aspirations never came true neither should mine.
Julian Reed
I’m pretty good with dieting not great with the gym. Probably by June I’ll be at a weight I’m super happy with. These last 8 months have been super degenerative for me.
Jackson Ross
Lol I just use cartridges, I agree about the invisible friend. But I’m clean, I make a decent living and have a “normie” suburb life while being a drug addicted pot head
Thomas Diaz
no shit pretty sure I know this girl. she Canadian?
Cooper Parker
Im clean, have a semi decent job, have a semi decent car (06 Aerio SX) my room however is a disaster zone that in slowly cleaning, but yea the constant berating I get over what I want to do with my life is why im choosing a slow death rather than a quick one. Least with the slow death route my cat won't wonder wtf happened to his owner.
Wyatt Barnes
Nah she from NZ
same tbh, feel like I'm wasting alot of time smoking tho. This shit too damn addictive, I remember when they brainwashed me into thinking it was healthy non addictive, 6 years later still smoking almost daily.
Nathan Parker
Honestly,don’t bother.
Set up Tinder account 4yrs back,in all that time,until today,have had 5 matches,which all ghosted.
It’s a scam,and a well known one too.
Better off getting ‘out there’ in the real world.
Believe me.
Oliver Cox
Would disagree.
It’s a scam,everyone knows it.
Lucas Brooks
Premium account don’t mean shit.
Trust me,after paying for Tinder Gold.
No difference,as more money doesn’t guarantee more matches.
That would be obvious.
Am in London UK so just as fierce here as in NYC.
Get out in the real world.
I did,and love it.
Robert Rivera
I'm sorry bro but you are ugly. That's not even why you don't get matches, it's because you don't know how to market yourself. I had tinder for a year and got a notification that I had passed the 1000 match mark. Granted, I'm pretty attractive but you have to market yourself. Once you have the matches if you say the right things you can fuck just about any of the girls.
Levi Robinson
Larping on Cred Forums of course
Isaac Cruz
I love comedians like you!
Julian Perry
She is cute but do not put up with any bullshit. I'm 50 years old and I can tell you there are a shitload of women out there who will fucking OBEY AND WORSHIP YOU if you set boundaries and let them know if they give you ANY shit, even ONE TIME, you are gone. You will find another one the very next day. I have a woman right now that always wants to fuckn I can cheap cooks for me and cleans up after me and let sleep and do whatever the hell I want 24-7. I let her set the same rules to. If I give her any shit she's gone. She comes from a decent family and is not a superficial pitch like 90% of American women. She's not even from here. She is 5 years younger than me and looks 25 and as a solid 9 almost 10. Please everyone reading this take my advice. Do not worship women at all.Not one of them is worth dying over. Mainly because there's another tolerable one out there that will make you feel great.
Landon Young
Well maybe she is just riding the cock carousel. If she was 45 and looked that good I would absolutely trust her if she said she would commit. I don't know what you want but please don't think about killing yourself if and probably when this relationship ends. She is just too young to know what the fuck she wants. I don't know her but statistically I am probably 95% correct. It's just a sad reality of the nature of almost all women
Leo Anderson
If you want companionship you can forget about tinder right now. Also any other dating app or dating website in the entire world. A lot of them including Tinder are owned by one Chinese company and I swear they put in fake ads to get you to spend money
Landon Butler
now that I think about it either she's an attention whore by letting you take tons of pictures of her OR since you aren't in any of them you 2 aren't actually a couple. I believe you before but now I need proof
Justin Fisher
Don't you dare spend a dime of that $1100 on those fugging whores. Go Dutch or you don't go at all
Angel Taylor
ex pot smoker here. TRUE. Pot smokers are the dumbest and dirtiest stupidest motherfuckers on Earth and I still have brain damage from that shit. I can't concentrate anymore and I'm not as smart as I used to be.
Parker Hall
If you like to build shit then become an industrial electrician. It will be easy for you and you will make a funk load of money and you can buy all the funking cars you want and build it all. Your family is toxic and narcissistic and you need to tell them to fuck off
James Morris
I'm just posting pics off of her socials, I'm not dumb enough to post my face on /b
These men are speaking facts.
Real shit. When I started smoking weed all I read about it was positivity. Now I feel so degenerate and addicted.
Brayden Gray
Not my piece of pie
Nathaniel Rogers
I was reply or number 1, 2 and 4.
I guess I will go ahead and believe your story I don't need any proof and it doesn't make any difference to me anyways. I would say enjoy her but for God's sake don't have a fucken kid with her. Unless you have dated for a long time with no problems and then marriage with no problems for a long time again. Absolutely everyone I know on Earth has been funked over by the so called perfect woman. By the way there are drugs like escalatopram (wellbutrin) which help with cigarettes I have heard they help cure pot cravings in some people. If you quit pot you will probably have to be on their drug any ways to avoid the depression onset from zero dopamine in your system
Grayson Perry
What does b think of herpes? Would you fuck someone that has type 1 but is taking meds to control it
Grayson Barnes
My pull out game strong man, no need to worry. Might try that wellbutrin shit.
Fuck no