What is this? Found it in the woods. It smells salty and pungent

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It's hard. And one of the half's weighs about 5-6 grams

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Okay here's what you do, take about a thumbnail and cut it up with a creditcard then you snort it. If you get high, then it's some kind of drug. Report back when you've done that, keep us updated and maybe we can figure out what kind of drug it is

I think it's a medieval dildo, it was probably moulded after your ancestors because of how tiny it is

cheese

Take a bite, you coward.

It was found next to a bag of what I think is amfetamin, so it must be drugrelated

what kind of retard ruler are you using? put an actual foot ruler there, doofus

Snort asbestos?

>I'm too stupid to even understand the system literally everyone else outside my country is using, so I'll make up up for my own stupidity by calling user, "Doofus" and demanding he dumb it down for me.

Learn the metric system

is that drugs? are you a drug mule and you're going to put that in your ass?

It's probably drugs

correct.

Do anyone think it's cocaine?

that's some Peruvian flake

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Are you in Europe lad?
Might be #3 heroin.
Take a pinch and heat it on foil.
Does it form a golden liquid which emits exotic smelling smoke?

eat

nerve gas

Looks like either a fuckin salt like or a balloon weight lel

Sheers mate! It actually worked

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>using something useless and pretending to be superior

Can you describe the aroma of the vapour?

That's a good few k of smack you have there if it really is H.
Looks pretty spot on.

Why is there 2 pieces, did you cut it in half?

But I see the granules on your foil.
Sugar burning faker.

It was already cut in half when I found it

obviously not dumbfuck look at the pics and see the plastic on the bottoms. it wouldn't be there if it was cut in half dumbfuck

Nerve gas

>Be American
>Have to measure a hole's dept for a construction project.
>"Yeah the hole is about 4 washing machine and 12 burgers deep"
>No one understands what the fuck those abritary unit mean so the whole thing falls apart

Such is life in the 4th world country that is burgeristan

>Nerve gas
Nerve solid you retard

>having an inferiority complex and being this mad

>measuring by a system that uses "stone"

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I only smelled a whiff of the vapor and it smelled kinda woody and sausage like

On the contrary, I enjoy that your country exist. It's like a free circus freak show.

/r/whatisthisthing

>1200% mad

>Implying I'm a filthy anglo

I did notice that the pieces had plastic on the bottoms. Whats the plastic on the bottoms? It looks very thin. Was the plastic on the bottoms when you found it user?

>he think American standard is arbitrary
poor little yuropoor doesn't understand how perfect our measurements are. divide a meter by 3 with out using a decimal point, now a yard or foot. retard.

I found it exactly as it looks in this picture

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try putting it in your butt. I bet it's shaped that way for a reason.

does that work for any other number other than 3?

>implying that dagos are clean

>Yeah that there is about 4 small toes length, just put it in the box that 1/23 the length of a football field and make sure you do it quick cause it closes in about the average shooting length.

Hes a ruler made for accurate measurements. For example your penis would be 6 units long with this ruler.

this truly is a superior system

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>dagos
I'm maple syrup you filthy 56%' er.

>this
really, it's something good

>Hes a ruler made for accurate measurements
>Hes a ruler

I can tell you're retarded

>amfetamin
? Amphetamine ?

>proud to live in Cuckistan

To whom can you tell this to?

How many units long would your penis be with that ruler?

Retarded inbred

Metric is based on scientific constants. Imperial is based on metric. How does it feel to be our bitch?

>Hey mom, how much snow did we get today?

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Probable

Oh hey, looks like you found my smegma log. I knew I lost it somewhere.

Neither of em are based on planck units so what is there to argue about?

Balloon weight.

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It looks like 2 half fingers of dope heroin

>not being intelligent enough to quickly recall the height of a full-grown pink flamingo and exercise this knowledge by transferring it to another person in this fashion

This is poison bait, they are doing population control for some type of small game or wildlife in that area OP.

This actually contains poison and even handling it is dangerous. You should toss this in the trash and wash your hands OP.

That's disgusting, dude. Also checked

thats a block of uranium how the fuck you find in woods? put it in warm water not hot and add bleach to it stir it if it goes blue its uranium

A finger is ten grams and you said each half is 5 grams I think it's dope

Fuckin wops, all the same

My favorite Burgerism is "nominal" units of measure for lumber & such: Whatever the actual dimension is, add a half inch.

>Be Ameri*an
>Go to school, get my anus checked for drugs and Ar-15 by the military guard at the entrance.
>Stand for the Mutt anthem otherwise I got to prison for wrong think
>The teacher ask us what the length of a Xbox 360 divide by the speed of the average African American is.
>No one knows and it doesn't matter because common core says all answers are equal, at least we're not using the metric system like retards.
>Gary suddenly stands up and start shooting people as retaliation for failing penis inspect day
>Get shot, look at bullet
>9mm
>Fucking Metric system

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Schmegma stash

What kind of country do you live in where the government tries to apply the principles of a planned economy on the nature?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mineral_lick ?

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Canada. If you weren’t a complete fucking mook. Over population is a common issue with a number of small game animals or other wildlife.

Poison bait programs exist in every country, and almost every state. For various reasons, invasive species, predator overpopulation, etc.

Stop killing all predators, then you won't need a socialised nature

Sodium Chloride, or pure salt has no odor. Something cannot smell 'salty", retard.

Something can smell like it is cooked with salt. Fried food often smells like salty hot oil

Go lose a stone or two, you fat fuck.

The sodium does not have an odor. It is the other components which have the odor.
Try this: take your favorite dish and a a load of salt to it. Let it rest for a bit. The smell will not change. Then eat it.

Fried asbestos

Did anyone claim that sodium specificly has a odor? Btw salt could just as well refer to carbonate salt, or any salt

Looks like somebody plastic wrapped asbestos insulation.
Can’t really tell if there’s asbestos without testing for it

The (what I assume is) heroin was found next to a baggie of cocaine

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That’s baby powder and and old sausage

LOL, but seriously, do you actually have an idea of what is?

Nope. Never even seen coke irl

>never seen coke irl
if you've seen salt, you've seen what coke looks like

this uranium salt crush to dust put in water should turn greeny blue

Uranium salt is yellow moron. Why would uranium salt be in the middle of the fucking woods?

Gdamn lucky sunbitch

>compare GDP
>imperial wins

You either have shit coke or shit salt, or both

uranium salt rock can be found anywhere dipshit plus uranium can be any color tard

yeah underground. not in a plastic bag in the middle of nowhere dumbfuck

>Compare number of obese school shooter
>Imperial wins

Lol jelous much

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the baggie is fentanyl, do not snort it

All these triggered Mutt, it's beautiful. It has improved my day by 56%.

Good smack smells like vinegar when you cook it down.

>be jealous foreigner
>attack U.S while hiding crapistan country i'm from
>avoid all pushback

genius

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You're fucking retarded if you actually think the metric system is the inferior system.

Is baby powder made out of actual babies?

>merely pretending to be retarded

Silver Bullets Coverd in Garlic

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kek'd

Coke looks NOTHING like salt, are you kidding me? It look and feels a lot more like powdered sugar

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If that made your day then your days must be really shitty and sad

Are those centimetres? Give units with your values.

I fucking hate how lumber is that. Stupidest fucking thing for a trade with the motto "measure twice, cut over 6." Oh, the irony.

>over 6
"Once"*

FUCKING PHONE AUTOCORRECTED SHIT

nice job getting ripped off over some flour, virgin

dumbass kid stick to your weed.

This ain't math class

Guys I'm trying to build a shelf but the manual is in American.
It says to cut a board that's the length of a Dark-eyed junco wingspan, what the fuck do I do?

15 cm or so, if I had to guess. Junco's are a little bigger the small birds, but not big.

>not knowing the length of the dark-eyed junco's wingspan.
Absolutely hopeless

15cm, What's that? Can you translate that to saltshaker diameter unit so I can understand?

die amerifag

my man

What does it taste like? I think I might know what it is.

Handled, one-shake, shaker.

Tastes like mdma, or caffeine. Kinda like a bitter poison or something

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A log of compressed, powdered semen

Lul, I think I know drugs more than you do.

How much does the hole owe, user?

>learn
Even a 2 IQ nigger could understand it.
Anyone who needs to "learn" the metric system is beyond retarded.

Ask a the police the have test kits and can find out if you have drugs.
Just go right to the next police office and tell them you have Heroin.

>gets fucked over in a drug deal
>snorts bunk/non-drug substance
>placebo effect of a high
>"oh hey that's some good shit i'm gonna go flex on Cred Forums"

ya you're a faggot

The political correct word for retardet is American

lol that's not drugs, it's fuckin deer b8 m8
be glad it's not fbi b8

Dansker?

fuuck that looks like heroin with moisture in it.

mix a little with water, and put your nose close to it. if it gives off a smell of vinegar/pickles, congrats on the heroin

He just got out of 8th grade chem and wants to feel smart by being a pedant, let him.

>The political correct word for retardet
>The political correct word
>political correct word
>retardet

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This

>All oxidation states of Uranium have the same color.
Just stop.

Who said I "flex" I actually feel pretty ashamed about my drugs days.

Anyway nice bait, I guess.

okay you're trolling now

>t. dude who snorted chopped up amphetamines

ya you sound like an underage virgin, tbh, other user is right.

just stop you're embarrassing

You saw a picture of cocaine online and now you think you know everything about it? lol

fucking IoId

backing up you're butt buddy eh?

Cred Forums is +18, kiddo, get off your mom laptop and keep sucking your dad's dick

i saw a picture of ur mom online and jerked my dick hard faggot

>get off your mom laptop
real intelligent, fucko

this whole fucking thread is autism. everyone kill yourselves

Guys I am late is OP a faggot or is this some real shit? Found not a single timestamp next to the "heroin" so OP most likely is a faggot

everyone is a faggot this time

Leprechaun shit

This samefag mad about his bunk

This

good job, cocksnot

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Do not do this, if you inhale uranium dust your basicly fked

No shit, retard

Done and done, anything else edgelord?

Based

Congratulations, you found asbestos. Keep as far away from it as possible.

source: I clean that shit up for a living.

We wouldn’t let a filthy nigger in though son.

Using a 4g connection and swapping? Fuck off phonefag samefag

Heroin addict here. No it fucking doesn't. Ever.

cope dumbass

I've seen sociopaths on here with more brains. Topkek

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>amfetamin
Nigger detected

Alternatively an Amerifat.

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That's a salt lick for deer hunting you dumbass

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This.
Metric is exactly what you'd expect from today's universities.
Great in theory only. Not practical at all.
No working man that makes any tangable thing of value, would prefer this system.

Whats your point?

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what a resource, Cred Forums is.
who the hell woulda known that

Go take your retarded measuring system and divide your meter stick into thirds you dumb niggers.

The metric system is for fuckinh morons who can't do math and also have to use the Imperial system anyways because you can't use it in computer science. You can't fucking square anything. You don't even know how to use the metric system right or everything and every container and every unit of measurement would be by tens. How is the metric system easier if you measure something that is 1" or 2.5 cm? You don't fucken have anything close to that at all so go fuck yourself you VAT taxed limey

Imagine priding yourself on using the so called superior metric system but then every fat woman in Great Britain says they want to lose 4 stone

They can't square anything either

Jealous faggot stabbed in the ass every 5 minutes in Londonistan by a bearded moose-lim

Well this has just turned into angry Americans bitching about the metric system

The metric system was popularized because of all the stupid uneducated people in Europe. It takes a smart person to understand the Imperial system and how superior it is because you can divide by any number and get a solid fraction and not something with 7000 flocking decimal points behind it

I think even when they make a metric stick, they measure it with a yardstick 1st to make sure it's accurate

Its an explosive you retard , most likely tnt

Yeah that's a deer salt lick

you're more retarded than the average retard

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Hi, I am OP's mom. He is grounded and the salt lick was put back where his father initially put it. His computer is in my possession now and I will be looking through it for questionable content, as I see he had a "loli" thread open in another tab, and he admitted contributing to it. If all is good and he behaves, he will be allowed back next week.

Have a good day, everyone.

Go LARP somewhere else dumbfuck.

Exactly.
The most important measurements when making a "thing" are as follows
Being able to divide that thing in Half. Thirds. And Fourths.
There is a reason why a foot is 12 inches and not 10.
12/2 = easily divided
12/3 = easily divided
12/4 = easily divided
This is the system of the working man. The man that creates. That builds. That dominates.

Eurocuck measurement is the system of a white collared mathmatician interested more in his OCD and splitting everything in 10ths, rather and making it user friendly. A system made from a man that never worked for a living.

STFU nigger

the system sets out from the very beginning to oppose, and ultimately replace, "nature". don't kid yourself.

as expected. go ask your parents for some attention. you need it

Looks like dinner to me

what did he mean by this?

I don't know who the other poster is, or what a LARP is. Just came here to let evened in the thread know in case they wondered where Tim disappeared off to.

You tell 'em eh
Kek @ mook

Just stop. Dumbass

aesthetically based and incomprehensibly red pilled

Don't tell me what to do.

OP's mom.

We have rules here
Tits, timestamp or gtfo

Also I want some cookies to go with my milf

>dubs are correct

that's exactly what it is.

Are they usually wrapped up like that?

An smart answer, what the fuck Cred Forums get coronachan

one meter is defined as the length of the distance that the light travels in a vacuum for 1/299 792 458 seconds
a second, in turn, is defined as 9,192,631,770 times the period of radiation vibrations at energy level transitions of the cesium isotope 133Cs.

one inche = 25,4mm

:D

lol you literal idiot.

>imagine

>if you've seen salt, you've seen what coke looks like
you got meth or baking soda