ITT: Prove you're not a newfag
ITT: Prove you're not a newfag
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Why?
The term newfag is so stupid. Because somebody found this site later than you it makes them gay? What logic is that?
I first came here in 2017 so I'm not that new
Do you know da way
Answer, OP.
Why?
2010 is still newfag
> 2017
> not new
It's a Moot point to prove anything on 4chun
Why?
Found the newfag. Fuck that faggot in the ass!
My name is Chips Handon, I always like to lork at 4cham and I also like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL. I like also having sex with underage children(HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and I just lost the match. Due to the fact that I'm not a noobfag I know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC"(you know what I mean LOL) ROW ROW THE BOAT, PLEASE DON'T MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT
Can't answer or won't answer?
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newfags detected
What the fucking shit? Is this garbage what passes for a "legendary" thread? Obviously the bar is really fucking low
You forgot to sage.
Epic legendary post, submitted to archive
Hi 2011 newfag here
older than many younger than some
ITT Newfags after browsing KnoYoMaymay
Remember when Cred Forums was good?
Cred Forums was never good
Hold on, I know this one...
"Cred Forums was never good"
I discovered this cesspool in 2004 when I was a wee child. Took a couple year break and came back in 2010 and it was a whole different world.
Threads going to 404 soon anyway so who cares. I'll let you in on a secret.
Newfag started off as a way to call out newgrounds faggots who raided the board back in, I wanna say 2004, and became a term we later used to weed out people who didn't belong here.
Calling people newfags is something only newfags do to try and seem like they fit in because only newfags care about being seen as newfags. To try and shift attention away from their own newfaggot status, they call everyone else a newfags.
Asking me to prove I'm not a newfag is the definition of being a newfag.
You don't know anything about this board, it's culture, or it's history. Leave and go back to shitposting 9gag faggotry on facebook please and thank you.
Fuck-you Chip and your Copy Pasta.
wow, that's great except you're completely wrong about everything you just said
>Cred Forumsrad
I'm terribly sorry, user - I have to do this...
*ahem* Newfag!
"No, U"
good work detective user
2007
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
hold on guys im gonna knock over that trash can
whos is the girl, anyone got name?
I think it's that UFC turned actor chick
Giganigga and mecha-osama.
>2017
Kek, 2005 here. You're new, and a fag.
Wow, you look cool with long hair and look like someone's chubby, balding, middle-aged father with short hair.
If true you are propably the only one in this thread who isn't a newfag
I not true the well fuck you
All hail queen boxxy
Laaame
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Hi newfriends, I came from Gaia Online UWU
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Lickeroo
I'm probably the only one that remembers. God speed little buddy
Been here since 1986 Cred Forumsrother
Fucking newfag made my account in 1969
Does anyone remember candlejack? Just mentioning his name would make newfa
I miss the reiko days
Maybe not new, but definitely a fag.
Not sure if you're telling the truth.
If you are, I've been here since 2007. Time has flown by. Glad you're well.
Look, I've been here all summer. You're a newfag for sure.
What's a fingerbox?
remember when that one dude strangled his gf... damn son
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.
I've been here since sometime in the 1st 6 months and spent a lot of time here and then left for a few years. I come back for a couple of days and then leave again for months until something happens like the Milwaukee shooting or some terrorist attack. I guess that makes me a very very young oldfag
Imagine if you laugh at that while your laptop fan was going full pelt because you where mining bitcoins
I herd u all liek mudkips
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You are pretty much an oldfag but you talk with a newfag accent.
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I spent so many hours watching that when there were posts.
I'm almost 28
Can't recognize bait to save his life. Fucking newfag
Found the newfag
did she ever actually drop nudes
Holy fucks I actually remember this reference
Lurk more.
$600 ain’t shit to Chad Warden, Chad Warden wipe his ASS with $600
Newfag
Been here since WT Snacks
Gina Carano.
But I am a newfag
Fuck I'll never forget this
>being a 2010 newfag
too fucking soon dude, not cool
too soon
I still have the original .rar fappening file
he should be a spokes person for good door locks..
EFG was awesome.
upload to mega and post it, newfriend
don't be a roody-poo
Do you remember? Do you remember when user used to live here?
We are all anonymous. That's the fuckin point.
yes, Cred Forums has been
online for an
unbelieveably
long time now
on the other hand though,
some days it feels like
this terrible
trashy placed
has
existed for
god knows how long.
Anyone else agree with
me that we've failed to
explain ourselves yet?
there are at least 6 or seven things wrong with this thread
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The problem is that we aren't really anonymous anymore. We can't really troll fuckers because we can all be tracked if we piss off leviathan a bit too much.
This once was a place where the disenfranchised, the deplorables, the degenerates, the truly sick fucks, and those who have been buttfucked by society their entire lives could congregate and abuse each other.
Now... now it's just a bunch of faggots jerking off to men wearing lipstick pretending it isn't gay. Like that's a noble pursuit and all but it isn't what made Cred Forums great.
I like to think that off in the darkweb there's an imageboard somewhere that is undermanned, lazily administrated, filled with trolls, and completely raw and uncensored.
I like to believe the the true misanthropes have a home.
I'd probably try to find it if I wasn't so lazy.
Also, upvote this comment if you remember Bastet.
Wonder which was first, him or....shit everybody get down I think there's a sniper in the-
He was an hero and he doesn't afraid of anything
I still follow Lani on instagram kek
When did they start calling baaw threads feels threads. I was gone for a couple years and that minor change kinda bothered me.
Yeah not many cringe threads anymore either. I miss /i/ too.
i wonder if he still lurks here sometimes
If you know, you know. If you don't, you don't. It ain't even about new or old, but oldfags tend to know.
Although most of them are probably fucking dead by now anyways.
Lake City been making a lot of pills the last 10 years... and the bad men got what they deserved.
But there are always more bad men, and you can't have heroes without bad men.
mmmm catgoddess one my faves
You talking about Lake City, FL? I used to live right outside of it in Live Oak, but had many friends there
Stories are funny, man. We all got stories. There's 7 billion of us now. 7 billion. If everyone stood in a line and you took 1 second to say hello to each of them it would take 222 years before you said hello to everyone.
It is quite literally impossible to meet everyone.
Their stories are as rich and complex as yours or mine. Perhaps some have more tragedy, perhaps some have less.
And yet, there are some stories I wish I knew more about. The reasons are me own, and mysterious even to me. However, I still wonder.
The story is out there, but it has been lost for quite some time, hasn't it?
Quiet pills ain't from Florida.
No. I know you are a bot.
Cred Forums is pure hot garbage - devoid of any value now, it's not even bad enough to be interesting - just autistic, shut-in permavirgins reposting the same motherfucking threads 45 times every single stinking goddamned day cos they don't have the imagination to kill themselves...
Where they from and what are the pills? Opiate addict here.
No one seems to follow this anymore.
Quiet Pills ain't opiates friend. I assure you, they are not something you would enjoy consuming.
That's about all the information you should need.
Can't believe no one's posted this glorious gem yet.
New fag
Candyass
Holy shit I remember that trash can
candyass roodypoo confirmed
For reference
2006 reporting in, time flies when you're a faggot
wetworks, eh?
I was still on somethingawful in 2005/2006, didn't move to Cred Forums until 2008 or so.
Perfection
I accidentally a whole coke bottle.
It's not gay if the balls don't touch. Also those places exist and you're a newfag for not knowing about them.
I see it
You just got trolled by someone asking for an upvote. I think you need to lurk moar.
newfag
somethingawful produced 1 good thing.
Awful superheroes.
whatever happened to them...
>Reddit space
Goddamn classic
Been here since early 07 only know this because that was the year my son was born
This is obscure but it proves I ain't a new fag
M00t is a fag
I guess im technically a newfag cause I popped over here from newgrounds
i am
yes, I did lose.
Jesust christ. Fellow 06fag reporting in. Back when gets, 1337 and EFG were peak humor. The fact that Ive browsed this shithole daily for fourteen years is soul crushing in retrospect.
epic fail guy was never that good n337
Food based gore thread were great. Also thread killers from when mods couldn't just remove a post but had to prune a whole thread because some asshole (sometimes even me) would post an image of some kind of fucked up cp (my personal favorite was the baby with a screwdriver in her pussy)
i miss Heaven. When will he ever come back?
The collective pantshitting after thread IDs were introduced was a glorious time.
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SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
theres no way right way to say the word meme
it was never suppose to leave the internet so there was never suppose to be a way to say it
Hey does anyone still have that fucking encyclopedia from some faggot who was obsessed with some tripfag and documentary literally ever single encounter with the guy and stories upon stories of fanfics and shit.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Also, image macros being "reddit" when that shit was virulent around here is hilarious to think about.
UTV was the guy that got stalked I think
Bitches don't know about my basement.
Found a screencap of the thread but the link is 404ed anyone have the off?
> Cred Forums thread vanishes into the void
And nothing of value was lost.
That pdf was lost. That was an important piece of our history
I only lurk these threads in the hope someone posts cp
archive.org
Cp is boring now. It gets caught to fast and silently removed
Velocorapture
Thanks man. I remember being in the thread too. Saved the off then but That was 2 or 3 computers ago and it was lost . Don't even know why I suddenly remembered it
anybody else remeber the hun ?
Don't worry. He knows...
Does anyone have a screen cap from when that girl from lazy town turned up and told us all to get fucked and flipped everyone off?
For younger people there used to be lazy town threads every day and one day the actress turned up and told everyone to go fuck themself
Wait fucking seriously? I remember lazy town threads but never that
The best days of Cred Forums were when you couldn't see the last three digits of posts and they were just XXX. That was the peak, at least for my nostalgia
I always ignored Lazy Town threads
Lazy Town is worse than mlp imo
Yeah it was a little before x and cal were created
And in the thread people made fun of her tattoos and posted her nudes from some shitty swedish movie she did
Roody-poo candyass Newt Gingrich
I came here at 2019, because I am young. It is not like I could have came when I was 12 years old, and I believe I suit here.
Cred Forums has no Queen, Cred Forumslackup is needed.
>It is not like I could have came when I was 12 years old
Dude my bro showed me this site when I was 10 and I've been here since
I also did came before, but couldn't post due to my English skills. So I don't count them.
So beautiful.
It's sad to see Cred Forums in its current state
Cred Forums used to be "the final boss of the internet"
All gookmoot needs is one good mod like snacks and Cred Forums could be great again or at least less shit
Like the difference between Roman Empire and today's Greece
The one on the right looks like a Japanese porn star that posts on Twitter but I forgot her name.
I'm an oldfag.
Time to play one of my favourite games - spot the larping newfags
The following are lying newfags, as easily spotted by an oldfag
I'm not the only oldfag here though, which is nice to know. Spotted one or two of you.
>we have lived long enough to see snacks rise from the ashes of his mod abuse and become the hero we need
Tine makes fools of us all.
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i'm here since 2010, so i'm a newfag. but when you think about it, i experienced some oldfaggy shit. nice raids, cyberbullying, trolling, people getting doxxed, playing browser games together.
Cred Forums has become very normie over the last years, it doesn't feel like the dark side of the internet anymore. the current state of Cred Forums is edgy, but not dark anymore. i mean even krautchan and eightchan are gone. the internet has lost it's dark side.
The robot logs our every thought
last time i ate ice cream, i chewed on it, it was cold. very cold. it hurt my teeth, so i spit it out. but i was so hungry, i licked it of my hand again. it was so delicious that ever since then i only spit ice cream on my hand and then lick it off before swallowing it because my hand somehow makes it taste better.
i was here WAY before gookmoot took over. i remember WT snacks and his shenanigans.
You are the cancer that is killing Cred Forums
Just kidding. When was the last time you heard that phrase? We haven't heard it in years because the cancer won.
it was a card stand u fucking faggots
i've been backtraced!
did she died?
We were all newfags once. The difference is coombots.
nigger nigger nigger our nigger nigger
>4chanspaceprogram.jpg
someone mixed antifreeze in with her alcoholic drinks to get her drunk faster. killed her to death.
Yet, here you are.
Bullshit, it was nerve gas. You fucking newfags are the cancer that is killing Cred Forums
>Prove you're not a newfag
>Post from 2010
Sorry bud but even after 10 years you're still a newfag.
Bump
There is so much shit in the catalogue
>Albinoblacksheep
Those were the days.
You're bait and still a newfag. Consider killing yourself.
Bring back snacks.
nobody:
pools closed
hahahaXD
Did anyone else help create this on one of those pixel art sites? Can't remember who we were fighting.
Milhouse will never be a meme
you're all fags
now post sinks or GTFO
corrupted blood. spread that shit like unlaundered money.
All hail
+1
It was so well executed too!
Tessa the slut post all the time.
Weak b8 m8
I, still, for all these years, cannot do that right.
Oh damn, you made me post in the newfag thread. That’s the ultimate proof you’re a newfag. You post in these threads.
youtube.com
2009 here.
I remember CP threads all the time and gold faps also clearweb porn sites
Dusty the Cat. Nevar Forget!
ABS was the shit, Drewmo and Roboman rocked.
>newfriends
'sup bitches. It's chad warden. here to talk about that ps triple.
KEK'D HARD
2011 and im still a newfag, newfag
Dude you're trying too hard.
You don't need to post that shit.
All you have to say is,
'Epin thread'.
And the oldfags will hate you but they will acknowledge you as a fellow oldfag (who they fucking hate)
Last then gg.
Desu
This made me sad why can't I go back
Desu
Not the oldest fag here but do any of you candyass roodypoos even remember newt gingrich or when noko and sage actually did anything?
Dude I'm not trying to be rude but if someone said "hey remember when we had demotivitionals every day?"
And then someone else spammed demotivitionals, who of these two do you think is the oldfag?
Also why hasn't anyone posted any images of shiro the cat? Shire which is Japanese for white was a very famous cat because he was loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
And the people's champion
UMMM GET THE FUCK IN HERE PERHAPS?
>>>Cred Forums821716879
OR ARE YOU A FAGGOT NEW FAG?
WTF IS WRONG
>>>Cred Forums821716879
WHY IS IT NOT WORKING....
GET IN HERE NOW...
HA! I'm gayer than you!
Faggot!
BRING BACK SNACKS
I'm "tubgirl" old
and this old
Couragewolf?
Mother daughter....kewl
remember when the captcha used to be text and we figured out we could just always use nigger as one of the words? Supposedly it would eventually end up in the captcha's list of possible words to display if we did it enough times