/waifu/ - casual friday
/waifu/ - casual friday
Juan Campbell
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
imgur.com
twitter.com
Alexander Howard
Redpond to my funny thread
Tyler White
nigger hand doggo.
Hudson Bell
lil dead in here
Carter Turner
Asakura.
Julian Adams
did corona get you??
Jace Myers
You responded to my rude thread
Luis Martin
what, no
It can't get to me up in my mountains.
Jose Phillips
roods
Andrew Jones
mah mongoloid
Alexander Hughes
Hitler my sweetheart! I've missed you!
Jose Campbell
syke. It's just cat.
Nathan Murphy
how dare you.. I'm out
Jack Nguyen
have a good one, monica!
Aiden Richardson
I'm going to rape your face if your face.
Aaron Perry
grammar is strong
Eli Sullivan
>I'm going to rape your face if your face.
I'm scared. But I also want to know more. But I'm also scared. And a little interested. But still scared.
Connor Wilson
Snaa
Liam Clark
stop making fun of me, I have brain damages
Jeremiah Martin
Usually a single damage is enough. But somehow you managed to gather more to make that a plural.
Anyway, how's it going monica?
David Flores
>monika
That's a first. Don't think anyone ever called me that.
and stop making fun of my brain
Austin Ortiz
> stop making fun of my brain
how can I? just tinking about locusts make me chuckle now.
Owen Hall
I love asakura.
Joshua Lewis
Mm.. it's not my fault. Genetic defects and such.
Ian Cooper
Colton Reyes
Ehh, sometimes defects produce unexpected results. There are some good gems somewhere in there, hidden behind all those porn scenes.
Luke Lee
Lil dead when the rooms stuffy crack a window
Connor Phillips
Isaiah White
I'm glad you're treating SabeR well.
Juan Reyes
Sachiko claimed
What's up hoes?
Jeremiah Diaz
Yeah. It's cool. Still can't tell if that's sarcasm or the real deal tho.
niggy. welcome to da crib.
Ryder Barnes
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Carter Howard
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
Noah Cooper
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Jayden Diaz
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
Camden Rodriguez
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
James Jackson
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Eli Reyes
>nigger faggot is spamming because no one is giving it attention
Logan Harris
on, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
Lincoln Edwards
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
Jeremiah Baker
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Henry Barnes
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
Charles Cox
Is it a coincidence that when the bernie thread was erected, tomo made a clear appearance?
Leo Ross
Joseph Ross
Belongings are lost when you die.
Tyler Thompson
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
Xavier Hill
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
John Jackson
*
Lucas Lewis
At least the thread isn't dying anymore?
You joke, but I had to work in a group project once with a guy that wrote like that.
Ebonics is a beautiful thing, really.
So you're saying he's a communist..?
Austin Long
...
Joseph Price
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Jacob Jackson
Yes. Purely.
Jayden Ross
>Cat Planet Cuties
>waifu
Are you fucking serious?
I guess she kind of looks like the perfect girl, pic related, but she isn't.
Hunter Williams
why the fuck are talking politics in a waifo threat ?
Brayden Wright
go away merchant
Jose Young
muh feet
Can we eradicate Ebonics?
James Bailey
by eradicating you
Jacob Powell
Uhm. I ... don't know what to say.
Nah, but he usually kept us informed on the number of bernie threads in catalog. When I made the thread, there were 0 bernie threads. When tomo greentexted N, checked the catalog, and surprise, a bernie thred.
Coincidence or not. Welcome to da crib.
Having a drunk waifu for taxes. No thank you. I have my own superior waifu.
Jeremiah Stewart
Porn scenes? Uhm..
Evan Brooks
Nah. That sounds like it would make hip hop really boring.
What's up dude?
Good. Remember:
B E T T E R D E A D T H A N R E D
Sounds like we've got ourselves a conspiracy to unravel.
Could tomo be an agent of the NHK?
Asher Rogers
>why the fuck are talking politics in a waifo threat ?
Michael Foster
Yeah. But fuck, monica, you're acting way to prude today, didn't ya have anything to drink yet? Did the brain damage affected the porn directory in the brain? Something's off.
>B E T T E R D E A D T H A N R E D
Well, I couldn't care less. I am from EU. We have our own autistic leaders to worry about. But now that you mention it... It kinda' makes sense. NHK is usually behind everything.
Piss off N(igger), get a fuckin' overdose you retarded monk.
Wyatt Long
Dubs and oof.
Oh wel just floating that idea around.
I'm not doing, hoping my members don't get me sick. One has a cold and the other a stomach virus.
Thinking about switching jobs soon.
Wish Hitler was here to talk to us about his hope of Germany returning to National Socialism.
Isaac Mitchell
What is supposed to be off?
Carson Foster
Brexit faggot
David James
Awooga.
Wyatt White
It's all the NHK, bro.
They've got agents in the CIA pulling all the strings. Wear a tin foil hat so you can block out the subliminal messages.
Mood.
Don't go catching the plague now!
Noah Barnes
Not you.
I couldn't give a single flying fuck over that matter even if I had one you amoeba like mono celular N(igger) faggot.
is for Tinfoil? What kind of a weak mongrel do you think I am? I am behind 7 proxies and 3 faraday cages.
Ethan Lee
I can hear those NHK glowniggers in the radiowaves at night
I'll shoot up the cellphone tower.
5G rots your soul
We're all fools and corpses.
Austin Sullivan
You mean what I said? No I was being honest there.
Isaiah Gomez
>thinking any of that will protect you when it's all backdoored
Reminder that those who are super conscious about security stick out like a sore thumb.
Mason Sullivan
Huh?
Oh.
Sorry, that's the subliminal messages making me tired again.
I stopped taking my meds because they were poisoning them with cancer.
Mom's essential oils don't help anymore.
My aura feels toxic.
I keep a vest full of tannerite on at all times just in case the spooks get brave.
I'll fly them too the moon.
>Mood.
>Don't go catching the plague now!
Isaac Rodriguez
At least Smugs didn't forget to post a image this time.
Might be too late, big F in chat for me please.
Some heavy stuff.
Henry Perry
you think government is fallowing you?
what is wrong with you?
Alexander Green
Truth is..
The traps were gay from the start.
There's a world trapped behind the computer screen.
We're just rogues shipped into the wrong timeline.
A matrix to keep the real world from the truth.
Our waifus are real but our souls can't reach out through the void.
Those Silica Gel packets are the key.
Luis Campbell
Well... I'm just nice. That's my nature. I'll take care of him and make sure he behaves. I claimed him as my monica after all.
Oh noes. The damage, the corruption, the illegal data access. RUUUUN NIGGA, RUN!
turtles
redpilled and heavy based
Nathan Jenkins
I know for a fact the boners are real and that's what counts.
Christopher Taylor
GET
Kevin Edwards
Leave it to a personality-less super slut to bring up cocks.
Sasuga, whore-fag.
Austin Robinson
Schizo
Christian Mitchell
Fair, I doubt he feels claimed on his own though, but at least he's not causing troubles anymore.
Brayden Gray
Thomas Barnes
I've been snorting silica gel packs like a wallstreet ceo doing blow in the 90s
I'm woker than woke.
I've slapped gods ass and he had the cake of cakes.
OFWGKTA
The sword is an apparatus of the soul.
The seed is the essence.
Cut someone with it and the tree will blossom it's flowers.
Now i've once again seen the face of heresy
ceнпaй,
ты иэвpa щeнeц
Now that i've gotten that shitposting out of my system, it's time for a nap.
Stay safe out there anons.
Angel Long
>Having a drunk waifu for taxes. No thank you.
that sounds heavenly. what the hell is wrong with you?
Jaxon Allen
Jonathan Nguyen
I feel like u aren't telling me the truth.
Brody Perez
Was he that much of a trouble maker tho?
~frenic N(igger) faggot
Just imagine slapping a god's ass. Heavenly claps.
constant tax evasion like a hustla' biatch.
I feel a minor disruption in the main cortex. And it's pretty unsettling. Something seems lost. Something is not found.
Dylan Sullivan
Gonna use that for a haiku, thanks.
Welcome
Michael Martinez
Not for me, but quite some people would complain about him around here.
Tyler Adams
What did you expect of me? Coming in here wasted, talking trash about weebs? That's only on Sundays.
I'm not a little kid...
Jack Bell
cпoкoйнoй нoчи cлaдкий пpинц
thanks
Jacob Davis
Bunch of snowflakes. Disgusting. Taming the heresy is fun.
>Coming in here wasted, talking trash about weebs?
Maybe, but not quite. You can do better. You can do worse. It's not me to tell you that. I'm just here to observe.
Jordan Cook
.. I'm getting bored. Dunno what u are getting at. I'll play some Dreadout. Nearly done with that game.
Eli Anderson
Well indeed is kinda' boring. Gonna finish baking that fish soon, eat it up and get back to Bioshock.
Grayson Gray
William Garcia
Henry Sanchez
No problem bud.
Did you get the shotgun yet?
Blake Sanchez
Thumbnail looked like big bicep taylor swift unplugged. cannot unsee.
Adrian Rogers
I'm at Fort Frolic atm. Yes I did. But I waited until the end of the day to play it because that's actually the best level.
Luis Brown
I never said that.
Right, right.
I have to agree with such.
Chill is fun but gets boring early.
Tyler Wright
Matthew Perez
It depends on the mood. I like chill sometimes, but sometimes I like to see the universe on fire. It's a pity there are no newbies to play with, or newbies that actually stay longer.
Also, it's so weird to talk with another person using the same waifu as another.
Matthew Powell
Trips
Been ages since I played, always waited for a splicer jump scare.
Getting the shotgun was a surprise wasn't it?
Did you see the mannequin yet at Fort Frolic?
Hudson Mitchell
how's life
Cooper Flores
Didn't start the level yet. The save game is exactly at the bathisphere and I'm waiting to have dinner to actually start playing.
I've played this game a fuckton of times. Never gets old, and I always discover something new, or try a different style of approach.
This and HL organge box. The only reason I bought an xbox.
Carson Murphy
I get you, kinda like how I pass from listening to Vaporwave to metal from a day to another.
I don't know about newbies, I'm here too rarely to see many new faces or alike, in fact I usually just stick around with who knows me already and ask them how's it going, hence I pass around every few months or so, maybe stay around for a week and then go do other things.
I guess so? I don't see it in such a way, mostly because I haven't befriended that many that has the same waifu so it's also easy to recognize, and they make themselves be recognizable too.
Dylan Scott
Pretty good. Been working and saving up for a PC.
Loved it back in the day.
Did you ever play the other bioshock games?
William Ortiz
Christian Williams
Only Bioshock 2. Barely. But PC is too sucky sucky to actually offer good gameplay.
Totally get you!
Matthew Barnes
pre-built or gonna build it yourself?
also do you have any idea on the build yet
Luis Harris
>newbies
you're new yourself, faggot.
Tyler Martin
Anyone who doesn't post images is a newbie.
Thomas Allen
Cry me a river you cock munching mongrel. At lest be entertaining and not some low scum cum inflated rat. Afraid you're going to stain your waifu's reputation with that attitude?
Also dis.
Brandon Hall
I'm glad but need something to kill the boredom, I'll go on renaming and sorting waifu pics.
Benjamin Evans
>Mom wakes me up from the best dream ever to take out the trash
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jordan Lee
kinda bringe bro....................................
Christian Nelson
get ducked on кoхaй
Jacob Price
Do you have a furry waifu?
Daniel Adams
At least she's tall enough to dunk, shorty.
What's up kid?
Jack Anderson
fuck you tomo nobody likes you
triggered much newbie
Mason Morris
Ui-sama claimed ^^
user-kun if you are ever faced with adversity try to understand it from every aspect. Learn it's strengths and weaknesses, do not let it consume you, you consume it. Push forward without hesitation and crush adversity with your strength and your will. Acceptance is weakness and weakness breeds regret. And regret is forever
Benjamin Sullivan
You don't have to act so desperate for my attention. Just start a conversation without being a sperg or a personality-less super slut.
Christopher Russell
Where is asakura.
Andrew Sanders
>my attention
didn't you respond to me first?
Elijah Jenkins
You're the one who called me out. Others called you on your stupidity, but you only replied to me.
Luis Flores
Hirasawa Yui
Luis Harris
my original post was referring to the orange animal poster, not you
Owen Lewis
>mfw
listening to a nerd ranting for 3 hours about a game I liked
time well spent if you ask me
Carson Fisher
she is deep within my subconscious
i'm starting to think she is never going to leave
Brody Hill
Sure it was. We all know you are desperate for attention and will resort to spamming if you don't receive it.
Blake Johnson
embrace her~
asakura is all you- all everyone ever needs
Wyatt Stewart
don't be a retard, look at my post and the animal poster's post
Angel Davis
Damn, that sounds even boring than whatever is most boring. But yeah, have fun.
KILL THEM ALL, JOHNNY
Haista vittu!
Alexander Collins
speak english, you tard
John Taylor
Yet you latch onto my reply? And you still wish for attention? Just go back to your community. You clearly don't belong here.
Jacob Edwards
Perkele kohta vittu lähtee!
Jace Nguyen
don't pretend you're on some moral high ground, fag.
fuck you both.
Connor King
but i'm moer like ui..
Ryan Williams
It's not 'moral' but I definitely have the high ground.
Camden Flores
Hi, I'm new here :)
Luke Peterson
she can do it too
Lucas Evans
Voi vittujen kevät. Painu vittuun saatana!
Nicholas Long
you're interesting
welcome :)
Hudson James
Nice speech.
Sounds like you're having a good time.
What game was it?
Go away NEWFAG
Levi Nguyen
Ui is perfect :)
I'm not
thank :l
Christopher Rodriguez
Definetly not that boring, always a good time to appreciate Jill, plus I've been delaying it for quite some time, I did some here and there but never even updated the folder I usually keep on my phone since last year, there are probably more than 400 new pics, but I should just have less than a hundred left to sort.
Jayden Taylor
MGS4
what was your dream about fampai
Liam Anderson
It can be our little secret~
I will burn the bodies.
Nicholas Clark
i don't think i could allow you to burn them
Nathaniel Rogers
you seem nice
Jack Lopez
dub confirmed truth :)
Chase Smith
What would you recommend we do with them :))))
Nathan Johnson
I'm in the same boat, working on getting a new one.
Pre-built. Been thinking about the CORSAIR ONE i165, not fully committed to it though.
Brody Cook
i couldn't talk about that here...
William Walker
What's up fam?
Why the :|?
>Be me
>Never played a metal gear game
It wasn't really "about" anything.
Everything was just going my way.
Jack Gonzalez
mini PC
I wonder how well they can be upgraded, since they're so small.
oof, you should yell at your gigantic mom for ruining this
Grayson Howard
Never felt the need to keep that much images of "waifu". I don't like taking the time into sorting or naming. I uploaded the pics I found on the web of her on Cred Forums, Cred Forums gave the files a cool numeric name + a new timestamp, enough for me to find in a folder... a folder with a mix of content.
hey perfect. this is cat. along purrfection.
Not even gonna bother on that one. I have just a few games I really want to play, and some day I'll manage to play them. I just need my computer do be able to do my business and keep me on socials. That's all it has to do.
But I wish you good luck with your project. And don't listen to kaguya poster on building tips. He did some oopsies, nasty oopsies.
Josiah Richardson
I have a disc :)
I also have a Saiga 12
Jace Butler
wait a second...
-leans closer-
why does she have two sets of ears?
i have pocket lint...
why didn't you plant the plane black too?
Xavier Gomez
I guess anything could seem big from down there, huh?
Here. Have a picture of Sachiko if she was scaled down to your size.
Logan Hall
here's a kaguya scaled down to my size
Juan Mitchell
I definetly don't need to have them, and same for sorting and naming.
Looking for new pics is somewhat nice, finding really well made ones is something.
I just take my time if I feel like and don't have anything else to do.
Landon Sullivan
now that we have all we need, who will be the first victim...
camo plane, I like your thinking.
Jace Carter
aren't you like 6'4" irl?
i c-couldn't talk about here...
Aaron Peterson
she's cute
Julian Assange
Cooper Morgan
Kaguya poster at waifu thread meetup 2020:
youtu.be
Kaguya poster is a little baguette.
He's like 5'6 or something.
Jose Reed
Headphones come only in human size. There are no headphones that come in cat size, and she needs to aquire all the music of this planet.
Ohh fuck, totally feel you on that one.
> finding really well made ones is something.
yes... absolutely right on that one. It's a little bad for me, since my "waifu" isn't quite the character, and literally everything is either autistic drawings, only 1 pony and a shit ton of porn. But I have other collectibles tho.
Jackson Sanders
that's huggable size~
I thought that was Akame on the right...
must be a pain to wash those ears all the time...
Parker Price
SupremeCord#1324
Jack Campbell
hello evening waifus - it's 10pm here and I'm stuck at work so in need of entertainment :x! also, can anyone recommend any animoo series similar to The Slayers/RE:Zero plz, thank youuu~ :3
Kayden Scott
Hmm.
I ship it.
Carson Cruz
Drifters
Boku no Pico
Lucas Torres
I've finished neither and also remember nothing about them.
The airing ID:Invaded is pretty good and the whole "respawning" thing /kinda/.
Jonathan Brooks
Hueh
I bet you do, it's rare to see posters with waifus that have only rare pics, it's a fine sight cause those usually have either screens, sketches, or really well made ones, nothing inbetween.
But sad, if there's more porn than normal pics then yeah that's sad to hear.
Charles Turner
god i wish, I'm 5'9.5
69.5 inches
the cutest!
as if I'd ever go to a meetup with you people
Asher Cooper
She a big girl. Literally. She manages to do it by herself.
Shield hero or reincarnated as a slime.
kono suba is also gud.
Well the character eris is actually a parody for the mainstream animus at that time. that's why I like her. Even though she's a mix of characters stripped from the original series, she still manages to be unique and entertaining. Also she is built with hentai features and always get bashed for it in the anime. Hence, the porn of her. The anime author literally served her on a silver plate to hentai artists.
Aiden Turner
Similar in what sense? retard.
Zachary Turner
are you gonna puke on me?
super cute
have you considered tall pills?
you're gonna meet your son, right?
Leo Richardson
i like you you're awesome :3!
Brayden Roberts
Awww.
Quiet being a tsundere. We know you love us.
Thomas Sullivan
doesn't those work only on people growing up? like in puberty or some shit. I'm past that point famalam
I don't have a son wtf
idk about love, if anything I enjoy the company but that's about it I think
if there ever was a meet-up it'd be either gay or awkward, best to avoid it honestly
Jaxon Torres
Easton Kelly
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
just use youth pills to get back in puberty :^)
Thomas Rivera
whats this? :o
hi wink-chan~
we should hug her until she throws us off
hah i'm smaller, I win :)
how big is she?
or are you talking about her bewbz?
Jayden Moore
Technically she's 80 in human years.
Benjamin Perez
my suspicions on you being someone I already have are becoming stronger, which is sad.
bye
Nathan Smith
I wasn't being serious of course.
Any meetup that starts on this website always ends with someone eating someone's cum somehow.
Where's that /k/ image when I need it?
Guess.
You can go ahead.
He smells too much like poutine and maple syrup for me.
Filthy Canadians.
Nathaniel Gomez
NYC
didn't you say you lived in Wisconsin or something?
Aaron Jones
damn why didn't I think about that
good job, finally I get to call someone a manlet
imgur.com
it was magical
Nathaniel Nguyen
...
Juan Scott
Socialism sucks
Aiden Williams
no
Jonathan Morgan
: