Whats the worst thing you ever done for money?

Hot. Everyone needs lovin. Obviously, you have mental issues about accepting sex and fun times

I put my penis in a dog with rabies for 10 bucks. I have never declined a paid dare

extreme bondage and porn kinda a love hate kinda thing i guess. mixed feelings

Hm, gotta ask for proof

Stole birthday money from a kid in front of their parents.

only way to get it is on a pay site

Fucked yer mum

- Gripped shirtless fat and sang "I'm a little teapot short and stout..."
- Belly flop at party
- Red Cocaine
- Penis in rabies dog butt
- Penis in hot sauce
- Pretended the high school hallway was a slip 'n slide
- Glued tacks to schoolteachers seat
- Cracked a stink bomb vial in a crowded place
- Shut down the electricity at an auditorium during a basketball game
- Peed into an open convertible
- M1000 into an apartment swimming pool. That one was a surprise! "Wheres the soun... MEGABOOM!"

>queers telling other people they have mental problems

Classic faggots

Stole from a bank

One time I let this dealer pop every pimple on my body for a 50 rock. Smoked that bitch in one blast. Thought I was gonna have a heart attack, had to sit perfectly still for like 15 mins until the ringing in my ears stopped. Havnt smoked crack since, felt kinda dirty letting that dood aggressively pop all my pimples with that crazy look in his eyes.

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I let an old, ugly, rotten teeth having guy suck my dick and play with my ass for money. I still do it actually

Sent a nude pic of my gf to one of her much older co workers for $60.

I once legit had to prostitute myself on Craigslist just to keep food on the table and the lights on for me and my roommates. Dark time in my life but it was my only option at the time after applying for every job in a ten mile radius (no car at the time)

Sold my car

Kicked some poor family out during the holidays

your dad

Sold my brothers rifle since he's in jail for diddling little girls. He'll be out in like 10 or so years now, plan on telling him it just got lost in moving around.

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Hold up, was it like a kink of theirs or something?

Strip searching young males as a guard

Haha. I was thinking the same

That's rough

Worked for 20 years for an agency dedicated to giving lazy people free stuff.

How’d you get her to do it?

Took revenge on a molester. He always walks around barefoot (he's a nut), so I put thumbtacks outside his door.

sold my cock to a fat girl

How was that bad? Unless you were a douchebag about it

getting a job

then she sued you because that cock didn't make eggs as you promised

I wasn't a douchebag about it. I made sure not to make it undignified. I could still see they were embarrassed.

I worked construction out in the dirt while going to college. Wouldn't trade my desk job for anything in the world. Cant beat the AC, comfy chair, and not being in the heat and dirt and manual labor.

Did you ever brush the tip of somebody's penis with your finger to see if you could get it to twitch a little?

Wasn't supposed to touch them. They had to expose various body parts by themselves.

Did you get a free soylent dispenser at your desk?

You weren't supposed to obviously, but I doubt they'd go running and telling anyone if you 'accidentally' touched them.

still better than working foodservice.

I didn't do it technically but I took my gf to a load of nude photo shoots from Craigslist when we were desperate for money.

We booked 2 or 3 a week sometimes.

It'd be a dirtbag thing to do though. Plus you don't want to catch whatever they might have. I did see other officers cross the line (with gloves) from time to time though.

I've never not had money to need to do anything for money.

Nor have i needed money for a desperate situation.

Op is a dumb fuckng shit burger

I faked my mother’s death to take out a hardship withdrawal on my 401k so I could go on vacation with my mistress without my wife. I paid a funeral home employee to make a bogus invoice for $3k. I left my wife 2 weeks later and my mom passed away from a heart attack 6 months later.

Just disown him, no conversation required

I was a waste dropoff guy for an illegal abortion clinic. Essentially drive around the city and throw dead baby parts in random dumpsters. Sometimes for smaller fetal abortions they would wrap the remains in smaller grocery plastic bags so I'd drop those in regular garbage cans outside stores or the ones in McDonalds drivethrus. You can make decent money.

Guy paid me to fuck his retarded invalid step daughter while he watched and jerked off. He really hated his wife and got off on taking it out on her daughter.

Shit, I think I know you nigger

If it's a felony he cant own one anyway, you were just fulfilling his legal obligations

Exactly! Nigger did own a muzzle loader which is legal since it's considered a primitive weapon, but I kinda sold that too.

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Marry my wife.

acting

Rough deal.

Worked on the Bernie campaign.

I burgled a medieval church in Wales (I live in the U.K). I stole the the altar crucifix and the communion goblets, and sold them to an antiques dealer for drug money. Not proud.

Hot!

Are you the only gay in the village?

Your going straight to hell

Jk, good job fuck the church

Met a guy and was going to suck him off for £30

Didn’t end up happening
He dropped me off, gave me £30 and I went to tesco and used it to buy my mum stuff for Mother’s Day

Haven’t done anything like that since

I let some fag I used to live next to suck my cock for his incomtax return. $1200 was not to bad. dude had a crush on me. gave me a viagra don’t remember the brand, just remember the package had a horse on it.had to let him suck on me for as long as he wanted I sat on his couch with my hard on for like 2 hours while he went at it.

>Some fag I used to live next to let me suck his cock for my incomtax return. $1200 was not to bad. I had a crush on him. gave him a viagra don’t remember the brand, just remember the package had a horse on it. I wanted to suck on him for as long as I wanted he sat on his couch with his hard on for like 2 hours while I went at it

I sprayed mace in a high school commons area after a basketball game, and got to listen to hundreds of people coughing. No one had a clue!

Gave a blowjob in 6th grade for a dollar so I could get another pizza in the lunch room.

faggot

>whats the worst thing u done Cred Forums
>hurr i sucked a dick once durrrr

this place is like fucking chuck e cheese now

Worked a job for 30 years to provide health insurance and expenses for wife and 4 kids. Then wife left me to go live with her new boyfriend and the kids never visit or talk to me.

It was a girl's cock.

>I did see other officers cross the line (with gloves) from time to time though.
What'd they do?

What have u do done then faggot

Have u tried reaching out to your kids?

>chekt
Nice work, Satan.

You know that makes you a rapist, mang?

They'd make them strip together so they were forced to see each other naked. Then they'd grope their equipment and check for hidden things or make them basically fondle themselves.

Stole something once from a store I used to work at, sold the item for gas money.

Free 30 huh

I broke into a church ad stole the poor people collection fund.
I stole my roommates drugs and sold them
I snatched a purse that was in an unlocked car
I stole from the cash register at work

now that is some twisted faggot shit

Working at a grocery store. Shit manual labor is better than that shit.

now this is actual
>worst things you've done
material
you're a scumbag user, gj

Yeah it's pretty terrible

When I was "young" I made and sold videos to creepy old guys online.

Cocks dont make eggs.. you're both retarded at this point

sex when I was young
really wanted a PS2

Spent the majority of my conscious life going to work, supporting a system that feeds off my labor, seeking only to grow and demand more of my time/effort, forcing me to continue serve said beast to continue my existence

based and socialismpilled

Im not proud of any of it but life's been a bitch since forever, i do what i can to get by.

12 hour shifts 20 days on 10 days off rotating night and day shift every month.

I learned something new today... didnt k how muzzle loaders arent classified as firearms

Can't say it too loudly, or the masters will beat me again

some git in my apartment building paid me 100 quid to fill up an old mobile with nude pics of me and my 4yo sister

And listen to the faggots that will defend that system because they're told if they work hard enough they can be rich too!

Becoming a wagie

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Your mom

>Whats the worst thing you ever done for money?
Work at Home Depot.

Never had the motivation and opportunities to get a "proper" , education, so ive done nothing but work from the age of 14 doing everything legal and anything shady that will keep a roof over my head and my belly full. But hey, no regrets.

They try to embarrass them and bring them down a peg. At that age it can be downright humiliating though.

This guy gets it.

I dont care about money that much unless I'm taking it from a lazy, rich piece of entitled shit.

I used to do this for free. I remember shortly after turning 18 I would meetup with truck drivers near a truck stop/parking site. Older men would let me give blowjobs or fuck me. I never asked for anything but they started giving me gifts and buying me feminine clothes to wear for them. Like a dozen or so kept a constant contact and I would get fucked every month or so when they were in town. I miss those days.

Old men online are creepy af. Sometimes they wanted me to roleplay some very questionable shit, that's when I would just back the fuck off.

Sold a dead birb to a blind kid next door.

I mug people at gunpoint, just to supplement my monthly income.
Usually one person a week.

Dumb ?

Sold my soul

nice. what if they resist tho?

It would have been epic if it had worked...

Older persons and women never ever resist.

ever done anything beyond taking their valuables?

What's it like being a nigger?

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

Being this fucking new

Stole a tenner out my college roommate's wallet. He talked to himself a lot, so I could hear him trying to work out what had happened to the ten, but by that time I was already drinking a bottle of blackberry brandy. He was black, I am white.

You need to kill yourself

Maybe the jail guard user can arrest you

10 years in the military. Never felt so cold and heartless after killing another man.

At first it was a bad idea but afterwards I loved it. As a guy I let two men dp my asshole and I loved it. Now i invite strangers over to have turns on me.