Oh no! Dan “Get Her in the Van” Schneider has kidnapped Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice...

Oh no! Dan “Get Her in the Van” Schneider has kidnapped Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice, Jamie Lynn Spears (and are her baby who was his), as well as your oneitis. Only trips will save them

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Some anons want Dan to escape

What happened with last thread?

Is Dan taking them to his private dungeon in his sub basement, his torture chamber in his ski house, his private room in back of his office at nickelodeon, or his childhood home where he " dates" them as teens he could never get as high schooler?

Hopefully not the last one

Didn't see it
Was it the usual gold?

GO DAN GO!

Dan will stop at any abandoned mall that once had a shoe store in it and lock himself in with the girls

Do you have archive link

All three my friends, he’s trying to live as much as possible before Weinstein points a finger at him

youtu.be/jZb9e5EUKpc
Dan's masterpiece

How can we stop the inevitable

He will dress up Victoria in that prom dress he has.
Her poor asshole on prom night

Dear God!

Dan didn't throw Amanda in the van. He had used her up long ago. At least he is being smart

This is going on as we speak

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Trick question... OP is really that robot in the background just waiting to pounce

A robot forcing himself on Miranda would be so hot

nobody gonna fuck again that coal burner hoe

She needs our help!

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Wait when did it become traps and trannies

Forget it
She is already a sex slave of Dan's. this picture is proof.

Isn't that her?

Janette is garbage

Reluctant Miranda is Dan's favorite

why? didnt u made some steps to fixing ur friendship C

You almost saved her!

the problem with this whole schneider meme is there is ZERO actual proof that he was a predator so you have to force it

Look at Jamies kid
It is literally Dan

kek.. not trying to save them.. both been through dan and back.. im just trying to help get there friendship back on track.. miranda talks about jennette being poor but do we know how nice miranadas mansion is.. 5 mil.. 10... is it even a rich mansion ...

watch me roll trips and not save them

nvm

Guys, it's been over 5 years, get over it, nothing happened that night

Give them back

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oh it happened.. multiple times.. if ur talking about the pasta.. ur right... nothing happened..

ur talking about bweing danned.. oh it happened.. all night long and recorded.. cause its dan..

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

Nobody survived

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

What is this genetic mix?
50/50 mix of native American and white Spanish descent?

dans quads will always beat ur dubs..

Dan the van, Hero or Villain?
Discuss, Cred Forumstards.

Hero for sure.

There is something Asian in the mix look at the eyes

Is it a doors night or a cure night?

since ur dubs asked nicely..

dan is hero for fucking hot teen girls..
dan is a villian for hoarding his shit.
dan is a hero for having the balls to perve on everyone in the open.
dan is a villian for destroying their minds ...amanda bynes...
dan is a hero and a villian... an anti hero..

bump

Cure please. Post songs.

He defiled my waifu and trained her to be a cokehead whore. Villain, of course!!
Justice for Miranda!!!