ylyl trips gets coronavirus
Ylyl trips gets coronavirus
Ayden Adams
Asher Morris
Ryder Ortiz
Jeremiah Rogers
Connor Wright
Adam Miller
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Daniel Diaz
Kevin Bell
Jace Watson
Ian Peterson
Samuel Adams
more like trips doesnt get it
Jeremiah Turner
rolling
Jackson Bennett
Brandon Young
Shit thread
Ian Sullivan
Definitely looks like a bag of weed
Hudson Green
Gay.
Liam Perry
This thread is a fucking travesty and op should khs
Aaron Brown
youve been quarantined bro
Cooper Morgan
whats wrong buddy
Parker Morales
I just told you your thread is shit faggot
And so did this faggot
John Ward
Pasta this stale should come with free unlimited salad and breadsticks.
Parker Wilson
Well, the cat says the transmission is fucked and the head gasket is cracked.
Landon Stewart
so why are you here faggot
Parker Ortiz
Aaron Wright
start crying you fucking moralfags :)
deathaddict.co
Eli Baker
Her 12 years later
Feel old now
Ryan Johnson
I tip my fedora to you neckbeard the edgelord
Logan White
I love tiny little negro strippers - where can I rent one of my own?
Luke Watson
>shit thread
>why are you here
>to tell you it's shit
I didn't expect you to be smart but holy hell are you dumb
Ethan Hernandez
Isaac Ortiz
Asher Robinson
fuck...lost
Wyatt Mitchell
Ryan Davis
Roll
Brody Adams
the triumph of man
Michael Reyes
Christian Hill
corona chan trips get
Luke Robinson
Carson Johnson
Gabriel Ward
wht from
Ayden Martin
Some asshole killed his cute neighbor. Can't remember his name, was in some college town.
Anthony Garcia
edgekiddy detected
Evan Edwards
Eli Sanchez
Cooper Sanders
>Jewish one
Logan Jackson
Andrew Cruz
Austin Cook
you must be suffering a lot, do you?
your life can only be the shittiest ever...
Adrian Edwards
Goddamn it, I lose to this one every damn time. It's just too perfect.
Anthony Butler
were they trying to coax a false confession out of this poor guy? had a couple of detectives try to do that to me once when they arrested me at a party and found a pipe there. I was 21, so it was a wrongful arrest, so they were just trying to get me for any kind of charge
Logan Morales
Matthew Reed
Juggalos are christian, they'll watch the shitty movie by mel gibson
Jackson Collins
nice method!
James Gonzalez
Fucking brilliant
Adrian Lopez
So you don't know what a wrongful arrest is then?
Owen Evans
Colton Carter
They are SJWs. In other words, they are complete fucking faggots.
Jace Brown
I wonder if she wants to eat popcorn in my van
Austin Allen
Colton Davis
Give me those trips
Liam Perry
Sebastian Rogers
Who is this bitch and why does she keep getting posted here?
Xavier Morgan
David Thompson
Lmao he killed and dismembered his neighbor
Easton Turner
The webm taking the world by storm
Matthew Williams
Fuck it. I want to die. Hoping for trips
Noah Peterson
You just got away that time you fucking crackhead
Ayden Barnes
That could have ended badly
Brayden Rodriguez
this is nauseating, I wouldn't feel any remorse about murdering both of them in cold blood
Camden Edwards
Fuck that poofy haired faggot. He got exactly what he had coming to him.
Anthony Walker
Russell Brand
Jose Wilson
Brody Kelly
Wyatt Howard
Pls give
Nolan Barnes
Wyatt Rodriguez
Nas
Daniel Moore
when you're arrested and you haven't committed a crime
what crime do you think I committed? I was at my friend's apartment, drinking alcohol, while over the age of 21
Kevin Ramirez
Kek, how does this make you feel?
Logan Reyes
Mason Rivera
May you get anal fissures and be eternally ass-raped in a third world jail
Angel Gutierrez
you cropped out the best part. that little girl at the bottom making some tough life decisions
Jose Jones
Eli Nelson
I can't make out between it's legs in the thumbnail so, I'm going to just tell myself it's a woman with a hairy cooch and I'm not opening that picture
Robert Lopez
I didn't crop it. I just ganked it from the web. I love loose bat pix.
Bentley Young
that pathetic fucking dad pulling away and letting his daughter be vulnerable to a bat
what a fucking loser
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Lincoln Lee
The fact that it slows down kills me. Lost.
Kayden Hernandez
Levi White
Connor Nelson
it's reversed you retards
Christian Edwards
Nuthin wrong, just said that the bag of popcorn looks like a bag of weed to me.
Ethan Richardson
I want to fuck a pregnant woman.
Thomas Davis
Yes
Kevin Reyes
if it makes you feel any better, I click this one someone should have warned a guy. I'm eating yogurt
Matthew Cooper
Coons gonna coon
Asher Sullivan
Ryder Martinez
Dominic Powell
Fuck the child, you can always make another
Mason Kelly
Why is this so funny
Tyler Price
looks like a fun night with the lads
David Hernandez
Last time i got a suspension for that pic, sexualizing a child, bullshit mods.
Eli Wilson
Jonathan Rodriguez
Wow, that guy has retard strength. Not sure why he had his boat parked on the street like that in the beginning. It really makes you think, yes it does.
Camden Carter
Fukken lost. FUK YU~!
Kevin Gutierrez
Shit he was born that way but he is at least saying fuck the haters and doing something, while the unemployable boifats sit and chuckle at him.
Carter Foster
That's what you get for stealing electricity
Colton Reed
but she not holding popcorn?
Cameron Williams
When something is helicoptering at your face at 150mph you generally don't get the chance to be brave. Your body just flinches. BUt you probably forget all that mortal shit, being a twelfth degree blackbelt with a reaction speed of .001 seconds.
Kevin Evans
This is hilarious because we here at Cred Forums like to joke and laugh about little kids being fucked. Get it?
Jack Fisher
What movie is this?
Connor Jones
Yeah that shit ain't going 150 mph.
Mason Martin
yeah no fucking shit
Henry Cook
Are you her dad? I mean he's really the one at fault
Luis Nguyen
Kayden Green
the plant and the writing didn't give it away?
Carter Harris
What happen to it?
Jaxson Gutierrez
I actually know that family. They are good folk, just the father had a fucked up idea for a joke. Got a few questions when he posted it on facebook. Took it down soon after.
Lincoln Roberts
Faggots fall for this shit.
Nolan Gomez
Parker Rogers
Kevin Long
I'm a jew because i don't fall for a basic psychologic jewish beggar tactic. Faggot.
Chase Cook
You're distracting from the fact that the jew bowl was empty. kikefaggot
Adrian Roberts
Perfect circle!! His final masterpiece.
Charles Harris
Who cares? Maybe the jews aren't retarded. Everyone giving money to him gets literally scammed. It's more funny so much people are being tricked into giving him money for free just because they want to prove that their belief is the best.
Jaxon Carter
Kayden Lee
David Clark
Pic unrelated?
Carter Perez
Why do you lie to strangers on the internet?
Jason Thompson
Jack Sanchez
Implying trump isn't going to remove term limits in his second term.
Isaac Cooper
lost
Isaiah Wood
Oh great now the TDS crew is here.
Caleb Jones
Exaggeration. Hold the radar gun while I throw a bat at your face, we'll determine the exact speed.
Just goog'd it. A swung bat travels at 80 mph. I imagine a loose bat has the same basic speed.
Jace Bailey
Haha, jokes oh you, here in Italy we already got trips
(Coronavirus cases FYI)
John Edwards
eat actual shit you little bitch
Matthew Robinson
This is why I'm solely attracted to men.
Parker Peterson
Who is diamond princess? Is she a hidden boss?
Jacob Evans
this is you..
Ayden Clark
Hudson Bennett
But you’re not denying the .001 second reaction time? Damn man. Surely you’re famous and not just a fuckin loser lying on the internet!
Owen Gray
Oh, I thought it said Irish.
Nolan Gomez
Plus, he's jacked.
Camden Watson
No u
Angel Butler
that dumb asshole probably spent more on bowls, signs, tape, and markers than he made
William Kelly
looks like a good "exit thread" gif
Jack Taylor
why is he so fucking sill?!?!
Jordan Campbell
>No u
No u
Joseph Miller
That's not funny:(
Nathaniel Baker
Nobody laughed. Really?
Jayden Gomez
Ha! Fag!
Benjamin Kelly
who the fuck cares about dumb animals?
yeah sure they're cute but not capable of higher thought so pretty much useless, especially in modern era
William Brown
Looks like an old cat, it's a shame.
The microwave cat is amusing most.
Parker Adams
Lost with pride
Lincoln King
Jacob Hill
Hey guys if you ever find yourself in a situation like that should you even talk to the police or just insist to get you a lawyer?
Zachary Peterson
Same could be said about jews and shitskins
Evan Butler
Moonman speaks the truth
Daniel Reed
lost
Blake Reed
Never talk to the police without a lawyer. Ever.
Bentley Jones
good girl
Isaiah Sanders
This was the lamest story on earth.
Cameron Allen
make sure it's not live before you try to steal the copper
Thomas Morales
Fuck I accidentally watched this for like 12 minutes
Gabriel Gonzalez
Why not just make one pregnant
Juan Ramirez
At the start, but it will slow down significantly. Im just laughing at your 150 mph, got nothing to do with the rest.
Jace Flores
Timayyyyyy!
Jeremiah Jenkins
Damn how did he pull that up hill like that
Camden Lewis
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?
Nathaniel James
>Ha! Fag!
Your Daddy loved it..son of a fag
Josiah Moore
>Never talk to the police without a lawyer. Ever.
Never talk....
Dominic Gomez
Based Chad Jews too smart to fall for this shit while the other virgin religions are so insecure they feel pressured to prove something.
Samuel Thomas
...
Gavin Young
i don't get it
Nicholas Jones
Sorry, my father isn't a nigger so your jewish obsession with bbc means youre lying.
Tyler Collins
Dafuq dude
Jordan Powell
Based daughter saw through the PC shit but still smart enough not to show her disgust on camera. 9/10 would adopt.
Isaiah Perez
Where can I buy a pygmy?
Isaiah Morgan
I loved that show when I was a kid. They didn't have to try to fit in black characters into a white show or some bullshit. The did it right in my opinion. They did their own thing that actually worked cause they weren't being faggots about it
Alexander Nguyen
Oh no
Charles Jackson
y tho
James Reed
Look at the Jewish bowl
Jace Rodriguez
Sdrater uoy drawkcab
Samuel Long
Moonman moonman black lives matter
Kevin Cox
I am.....PANTYMAN!!!!!!!
Carter Wilson
Adam Brooks
Core
Isaac Hall
I would eat the fuck out of her popcorn
Ryder Perez
William Ross
Sure thing nigga cracks a hell of a drug..
Grayson Cooper
Her pussy got creamy at the end
Juan Robinson
Ah yes, the very famous religion, "Irish"
Robert Jackson
that's pretty good
Then post better stuff instead of complaining
Carson Kelly
Cameron Rodriguez
The Core was fucking sweet
Robert Lee
Foh kike.
Levi Carter
Owen Watson
found the jew
Levi Williams
Needs Initial D music.
Jason Phillips
Irish is a religion in Boston.
William Powell
And how does a president just remove a constitutional amendment?
Carter Gomez
please leave the internets and then kys
Easton Roberts
John Gonzalez
Eli Wilson
What's this from?
Carter Scott
Wholesome as all hell I needed that. Thanks
Brayden Morris
By declaring himself dicktastor and nullifying the constitution.
Eli Anderson
lol jew
Jackson Perez
new vegas feels
Evan Bailey
one day you should try eating that, female discharge is so tasty man
Gabriel Diaz
Sons of Anarchy. They actually did that. Its not a mash-up of two different things.
William Cruz
roll
Luke Hughes
roll again
Sebastian Foster
Didn't know s/shota had irl counterpart
Christopher Powell
y not
Daniel Nelson
Sauce !
Andrew Cruz
That hemorrhoid
Ian Smith
Camden Lopez
when you're a parent, your instincts change from your own survival to your offspring
why do you think the armbar move in a car is popular by dads?
Ian Collins
Sage your shitty ylyl
Levi Lee
Did she finally get deported?
Nathan Gomez
I kek everytime
Kayden Sanchez
This looks like a fucking renaissance painting
David Cox
You fucking retard. He killed his neighbor who he was spying on, chopped her up, and threw away her body parts in different dumpsters.
Juan Walker
She had that shit covered
Juan Smith
In a car, the danger is more expected than in a ball park. I've wrecked cars at 80 mph, you don't get a chance to armbar the passenger.
Juan Hill
Is that Mayor Pete???
Ayden Lee
Every reaction in that picture is gold. Love accidentally beautiful photos.
Nolan Myers
Because he is going to live forever?
Elijah Bell
Landon Garcia
Oh fuck you I almost made it out without losing. One more for the collection, though - cheers!
Jack Gomez
What's the joke?
Mason Turner
you
Blake Mitchell
>accidentally beautiful photos.
Adam Nguyen
Lost
Kayden Morgan
You are doing drugs you idiot, that is illegal. No wonder why you think that that guy in the webm is a poor innocent guy who is getting pushed into a fake confession, faggot
Isaiah Nelson
Joker was a wake up call, EAT THE RICH
Nolan Morales
Adrian Cruz
Kevin Johnson
Cause he fucking murdered someone, he thinks that not giving away any signals helps him, not realizing that being so still is a signal.
Ayden Sanders
hahahaha she got raped by her father
Carson Reyes
I was completely unaware that playing baseball involved chucking bats into the crowd.
Levi Hernandez
Are you a bot or actually this dedicated?
Zachary Davis
You have a choice. Go for a homerun or go for a headrun.
Gabriel Sullivan
he didn't still anything that's why.
Elijah Torres
I ain't scared of no fucking coronavirus, I already got cancer from this place
Luis Garcia
He would simply be removed from office if he tried that.
Matthew Davis
Kek got me
Matthew Nguyen
i'm giving my best
Lincoln Williams
lmfao, took me a while
Sebastian Parker
how old was your friend?
Isaiah Long
This looks like a wet dream of mine when I was a kid
Easton Thompson
>Imaim U
Asher Cox
rollan
Brayden Garcia
You beautiful bastard.
Colton Jenkins
Costanza Never Shiggied for this Diggy
Nathaniel Gonzalez
When you trippin your balls off on acid and your leg looks like a spoon
Nathaniel Torres
I have it saved on a word document so when I see these threads I can easily post it
Oliver King
Almost lost
Logan Barnes
should be retitled "No vietnamese ever called me a nigger"
Logan Myers
333
Hunter Edwards
can u guys laugh at my post please
Joshua Bennett
Mayne he love dat fry chikkun so much he tried to fry himself so he could look like frychikkan
Colonel Sanders would be prow a that boi
Nolan Russell
shut up racist, we don't tolerate racism here nigger
Noah Smith
Americans have the nigger up everything. Nothing is safe from these beasts' negrification
Ryder Ortiz
who the fuck is filming him rather than helping that, bike stealing, violent monkey nugget?
John Powell
hahahhahahahahhahahahaha
Nicholas Ortiz
go away you loony lefty pervert
i bet you jizzed in your pink panties wishing what you wrote was true
Adam Wright
can you guys help me on this I can't figure it out. i looked for a little over 17 minutes but I can't get it
Jordan Turner
no
Jayden Cooper
Evan Young
please
Isaac Wood
Henry Thomas
So funny! It ate her!
Levi Young
retard
Samuel Mitchell
Austin Edwards
Benjamin Perez
Dominic Long
is that the woman from mythbusters?
Elijah Foster
thanks brother i was about to invite some friends over to help me work on it
Ryan Rivera
Luis Collins
no she's from methbusters
Anthony Miller
Chase Bailey
Justin Morales
for the longest time I never did the credit check, always either did the kings quest our made sure my int was high enough. When I finally rolled in with like 12k once and figure "fuck it I can spare 2k" and found out it doesn't actually take your caps I felt like a dumb little faggot
Benjamin Russell
>impossible whopper estrogen
33mg
>birth control pill estrogen
30mg
i mean holy shit
Asher Thompson
This is literally the most unfunny image ive seen in my life
Zachary Peterson
Josiah Taylor
quads
Levi Wilson
>helping
Landon Howard
Carson Baker
Off by one. Watch and learn.
>quads get
Henry Russell
Gabriel Wilson
Adam Morgan
Andrew Adams
Caleb Jenkins
Michael Wilson
Hehehe XD so funny amrite niggers?!
Jaxson Reed
This meme brings to mind an alternative version of the "bag of dicks" I'm often told to eat.
I always pictured this....
φ
Leo Garcia
Benjamin Collins
Nathaniel Martin
Dat reaction is gold
Ryder Fisher
Sweet mother of god
Leo Richardson
Isaac Allen
Owen Martin
Kings and sheit and stealing cooper wires for 25 bucks.
Liam Cooper
Andrew Robinson
Why... why?
You just soiled our christian thread
Daniel Powell
Bentley Thomas
hunting dogs are nice
Dylan Cook
>Cred Forums race
Juan Clark
Bentley Russell
Dominic Hall
Luke Ross
Hunter Anderson
Ha ha it's funny because Garglefield is fat.
Cooper Hall
Andrew Lopez
Adam Cox
Christopher Evans
Brandon King
Michael Robinson
Xavier Thomas
Brandon Campbell
Kevin Parker
Cameron Wright
Hunter Flores