Protip: your post number does not actually affect your chances of getting coronavirus
Miku luck!
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Roll again it will only help
We get corona and rino viruses all the time, also known as the common cold. Covid19 is the meaner cousin of SARS, a novel coronavirus.
This shit is fuckin' stupid.
It's the scientific consensus that your digits do directly reflect your chances of getting sick, you coronavirus denier
roll!
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False. Stop spreading disinformation
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Well see faggot is that itch in your throat from sucking to many dicks nope corona. You feeling kinda hot lurking sum dick rate threads nope corona
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I love smelling coronachan's panties..
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It doesn't matter. The numbers don't do anything
roller
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I never get dubs or trips I'm fucking Gucci here
0.001% of the global population has it. I'll be fine.
>playing pretend is fun
Are you five years old?
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roll
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The fuck it doesn't. The chances of getting it are high, the chances of dying from it are low.
There should be one for Quads: Sudden Death
immune system is too good for chink virus
Same as every other number. Nothing
Quads are a super spreader who infect everyone in the thread.
I have 2 in my town, just one hospital because smoll and 2 of these niggas r there, let's see
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I get it. You're a Euofag. Just like the last time you pretended you were "safe".
See you after the next "Renaissance" idiot.
coronavirus is actually the Descolada and we will soon be reunited with nature in harmony
No virus gon get me
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Oh hey this is an easy one!
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I might already have it...roll
Roll. Now give me trips. I want off this rock.
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Roll
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Probably close to the real stats.
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I'm going to survive guys
I got coughed on by an asian woman in a book store last week there is no way
rollin'
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Meh, can't hurt to give a rollerino
Rolling
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eh, what's the worst that could happen?
I live in the countryside of Finland, i think im good.
How hard is it not to get trips tbh
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your mom is a super spreader
I tried so hard to live, maybe I should just try to die.
trips Corona explodes in March and we all die
roll
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Rollin'
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I knew I'd get it. At least I live.
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This is better than the dark magic fag guy.
fuck I thought it was overblown
i will [spoiler]not[/spoiler] live
Le gusta lo kinky nasty aunque sea fancy se pone bien cranky si lo hago romantic
Let's do this
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This shit is more virulent than I thought. Hmm
You son of a bitch. I'm in!
Safe. But quads and your mother dies in her sleep tonight... from covid-19. No immunities or vaccines.
you get aids+ that chinese shit virus
you son of a bitch im in rollz
Keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
your wish is granted user
The numbers are law as causility is the principle that rules this universe.
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About the odds. I'll take it
Quads is the one that it mutates in to become more deadly
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Headed to Taiwan next week.
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This is how weak corona is. No deaths
If I'll get corona now, I would be the first in my country. I would be famous.
rolling for trips
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What if I get QUADS? I INVENT THE CURE is what
You won’t get quads though, you’re a colossal fuck-up and you’ll never amount to anything in your life
rolling
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You are free to blame me I called it last year I asked for it to my father it was that or an steroid feel lucky and you are welcome
People around me are all coughing. Time to roll my fate.
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