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wtf is this autistic trash? Find out today when we look inside the mind of a faggot
U still in hs?
> Zip bomb
I'm not even sure if that exists, every faggot who a minimum knowledge does a forkbomb
> Predicting that someone's first relationship wouldn't last
Well fuck he must be some kind of psychic, fucking reddit tier green text
It can be a data-generating program
Hows being 14 treating you buddy?
How old are you OP?
Not old enough to be here but old enough to think being here is gonna get them gamer street cred
>inb4 "this thread has been pruned or deleted."
It would be great to get an age bud.
Fuck off before the hacker Cred Forums DDoSes your dads sex doll and makes it fuck your dog while you watch
Like 15 probably, idk when the youtube algorithm starts suggesting 'top ten hacks by 4chin on Isreal'
That's old. You're new.
Shut up kids don't know what it means and it sounds spooky
Seen it before and it was shit then and shitter now, it's not a wine you retard
OP whats your age?
These are funny but the niggers ruin the meme.
Actual true story inbound
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Ooooooh now I get it
nice nigger twitter post
I've been on Cred Forums for 20 years and have never seen this level of autism
Wtf is this faggot shit? This is the opposite of funny. If this was You Cringe You Lose then I fuckin lost. Go post some lol fur tranny shit. That's definitely more your speed you fuckin sped.
Lol almost got me there
>been on Cred Forums for 20 years
Woah, that's amazing! You must have spent 5 years in the future on Cred Forums. Can I use your time machine some time?
Not bad for a darky
Fuck you cunt
Poor structure, not surprising
Would you like to know more?
ya but piss and shit are sterile
Cred Forums isn't even old enough to legally star in porn you damn newfag
Go to 8 chan and join leftypol, you and your little faggot friends, that are unwelcome here, can all circle jerk and play limp biscuit together.
Remember when autistic people were bullied into not participating in society?
Thought 8chn went down
Are all Republicans retarded? Is it a requirement?
> Shit is sterile
It's over, he's too far gone
Bit of a hypocrite
this nigger seriously took a screenshot of an iFunny gif caption
I swear this gets funnier every time I read it.
Yah it is in the Netherlands. Learn to learn newfag.
Don't see how
This has been the only funny thing in this entire thread
someone already posted this in the thread you fucking retard
How did this thread started by some of the most unfunny people on earth then proceed to just rack up more and more of you boring faggots. Sick of this shit I'm gonna go sleep and hope I don't wake up
People die when they are killed
almost as reddit as your filename
Cred Forums is literally 9fag
We hope you don't either whiney faggot
Dads hua. Theyre something else i tell ya
8 chan went down fucktard
A zip bomb contains nested archives or data with an extremely high compression ratio. They exist. Most AV software is smart enough to catch them now.
Lool the irony
Too bad your parents werent
Don't forget it's not lupus.
Pointing out that democrats voted for Al Gore.........
it's never lupus
Stop looking in the mirror. Just shave and go home.
Cred Forums is apolitical. Stop being a snowflake.
I invite you to eat one of my corny *and sterile!* logs.
>shit is sterile
Your parents were siblings...
shutting off sections of the brain with magnets causes people to start leaning left politically. until they recover.
How do they work?
>don't threaten him with a good time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY AUTOCOCKS LIKE A TOTAL CHAD HAHAHAHA SOYLENT BOYS
Reminder that conservatives aren't real conscious people; they're just part of the simulation.
Good one comrade
>waaah its a gommunist
I never knew it was possible to have a negative amount of self-awareness before I met a Trump supporter.
Found the Fox News viewer
Fixed your pic
The left can't meme
Holy shit we stirred up the hive. The conservative shitposting machine is in full swing.
It's a flood of butthurt npc responses.
Butthurt professional chiming in
pUnCh A nAzI
>100+ reply thread
>derailed by politics
Really bold of you to say while posting a cringey edgelord tier meme
conservatives may not know anything about science, logic, reason, politics, history, sex, or social skills, but they are good at spamming memes from Cred Forums
Ivan really dumping all these dumbass right wing memes
anyone got the video?
After a certain point I forgot this was supposed to be a YLYL. Oh well, a win's a win.
It still works?
>inb4 "u got rickrolled, looool"
>I fucking love this song, cunt
Go somewhere else
Russians Russians Russians Russians
Russians Russians Russians Russians
>Believe me yet?
Obviously not from around here.
I don’t see how any normal non payed person would dump unfunny garbage go shill on Cred Forums
I feel like I don't get this. he says the dad "predicted how the relationship would go down" but I mean... all he says is a vague-as-fuck comment that it's not going to last. it'd maybe be funny if he guessed some oddly specific things that ended up actually coming true, but as it is right now, it's kind of just pointless. maybe that's the point, it's a "troll" thing to waste the reader's time? the whole point of it is to be pointless? but it's not pointless in a funny or random way, but just a truly, legitimately pointless way? idk.
>>Newt Gingrich here I like at 4:04 when you snuck in Last Dragon intro lol dragon/fire/burned down wow but I laughed
First time on Cred Forums?
You know how Cred Forums tards are, they get obsessed over minor retarded shit
i assume it's like throwing a folding chair
Holy fuck man that's DOUBLE DUBZ never seen before
Guess it is still a YLYL thread
Take my money you fucking got me
If those two faggots are in heaven what the fuck do you have to do to get sent to hell?
Ever wonder what happened to this guy?
how new are u im srs
Think about it:
Stalin killed the most commies
Hitler killed Hitler
Black people make me sad
The Dems can't win elections without the minority vote and they're retarded if they think blacks and latinos will vote for a faggot
lol good one
lost at devito
What's the sauce with this meme
Found the person, being whatever they identify as, who makes assumptions
Is this circumcision
no, this is
Yeah it's called Cred Forums
White woman, her pet, and her gay friend
>someone crashes their bike into a tractor trailer
>IT WAS A HIT
Finally something funny in a YLYL thread, and it wasn't even an image.
Prank videos are fake
No, the study is "shutting off portions of the brain that are responsible for irrational fears leads to a weaker faith in god and less fear of people from another race"
>HHUURRR DDUURRR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE GET CIRCUMSIZED EVERY YEAR... LOOK AT THESE 10 PICTURES CAUSE IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!!!! HHHUUURRR DUUURR
Yeah, china sure is in complete shambles
just for you
But he was impeached
Nazi party members were all allowed to have guns
Taxes weren't that high
What major industry did they control?
Nazis would severely punish any citizen that got an abortion, non-citizens were sterilized
Democrats don't believe race determines identity
Neither nazis nor the majority of Democrats are socialist
Nor do they blame capitalism
I want my dickskin back
That's what you get for screwing a $10 crack whore.
Cringe as fuck
Facts. Except the Nazis did control some industries, and had very close ties to others. Radios, iron production, theater, and automobiles for example.
Facts aren't funny. Why are you bringing them into Cred Forums? Expecially a YLYL bread, which is supposed to be completely fact-free?
you fuckers ruin everything with fucking politics
The funny thing is, butthurt actually IS grounds for impeachment. There's no real hard law as to when to or to not impeach a sitting president. It's all up to the discretion of the House and Senate. So when people bitch about the whole process being political... Well, that's kind of how it was written.
Snoopy for President!
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Aren't those carts supposed to be maneuvered by two people at a time to prevent exactly this situation?
I reeally want to save this for some reason.
Imagine what it must be like to be this utterly retarded and butthurt.
you took the time to highlight every one of their posts but they're the butthurt ones. lol ok
HST was a wise man
they're pretty cute tbf
>piss and shit are sterile
Emt here. Can confirm.
>the guy who was proven to be wrong
Am I the only one that misses Ray Pist? Are used to dominate a YLYL back then
No, that shit was fucking cringe
This is in honor of Ray pissed
i'm sure it's not even worth pointing out the irony
But his girlfriend was 13 years old and has a swastika tattooed on his forehead, he deserves to be exposed
>non-cultist members of team red are weary of his shit
>have to resort to sucking demochad's cock to avoid getting rounded up for the FEMA political reeducation camps after november
Every last Republican in the party since the late 1970s has been completely braindead. Their platform is heavily religious, anti-science, anti-education and dismissive of colleges and logic.
I challenge you all to name a SINGLE thing that the Republicans have done that was right or good in any way in the last 50 years, 32 of which they were in power for. You can't. No one can. They are grifting trash and corporate-owned grifters and NOTHING more.
you're forgetting this board's non-paid-shill userbase is majority tweenage edgelords
Russians is confirmed you retard. In fact, they're so obvious about it that for you to try to claim they're a hoax makes you sound incredibly desperate and imbecilic unless you're actually Ivan trying to run damage control.
No it's shutting off parts off the brain that create rational thinking makes people a lefty
First time on a Cred Forums thread?
you from leddit?
prob be a fag
Imagine having standards for Cred Forums threads
Gotta love canon city colorado
Yabba dabba do it, faggot
>thinks Soyboy refers to soylent
Hello again Ivan. You don't fool anyone.
Whose the girl? Sauce?
Dont mind me
That's why leftists congregate at universities and value science, education and logic, while about 40% of you retards think Noah's Ark happened, right?
The fields dominated by leftists are the social “sciences”, which do not even qualify as science by any objective definition.
Mathematics and hard sciences (chemistry, physics, etc.) are generally quite moderate in terms of their political views.
Juuuuuuust keep telling yourself that, kiddo.
Makes you wonder what sort of things you can get a thai hooker to do for a hundred bucks
I think you just did the opposite of lose. And in style. Gg
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Actually, it can happen to your unborn son, and you won't really know until fifteen years later, and he might not tell you. Try to be less retarded, sir.
people that aren't cut came from a poor family that couldn't afford the extra $100
>hurr durr genital mutilation is good, my jew masters told me so
>literally just “ok sweaty”
most girls don't want an uncut dick... have sex ..and have fun with your dick cheese loser
how do so many people on this board suck at washing themselves so much they think dick cheese is a given with being uncut
Is that true? I'm uncut and no girl I've been with has even mentioned it
This is just badass
Worst ylyl ever
i've had a couple girls tell me they don't care for uncut dicks.. a girl the other day was telling me how her boyfriend has an uncut dick and that it grosses her out a bit......
No. It just renamed to another site. Something around 8kun?
I live deep in Trump country, and my peer group was (is) thick with very smart college educated professionals. Doctors, engineers, mathematicians, pharmacists, educators. They're all lefties. The right wingers are truck drivers, cops, factory workers, plumbers, middle management office drones, or work for the municipality.
Quit posting shit-tier leftism and get to fucking laughing, faggot!
Maybe if you live in a tar paper shack in Kentucky. Where I'm from, people give birth in hospitals and have insurance.
Made my day
Sixteen year old girls are not the worlds leading authority in surgical procedures.
I'm not American but over here Hillary was known as a warmonger until 2016 when our lefty media started to hate Trump.
and you are?
it could be this dick
You can add pretty much any aesthetics to that. Architecture is full of Leftists who don't know shit but see some appeal in becoming an interior architect.
God they are terrible and city planning keeps hiring them
Pretty much anyone who has their living threatened by immigrants?
Yeah, thats basically what I'm saying. Some slug has an opinion on cocks and is telling a rando about her boyfriends dick. Good for her. She is automatically excluded to the shadow realm.
I am a man. I know a few things. One of those things is moronic girls do not get a say in mutilating a mans genitals because "eww". I don't even give a shit what they want on their pizza.
Don't forget Republicans try to limit what can be taught in schools. Sex Ed bad, evolution never happened, standardized testing among other things.