Whats it like to lick a girl's asshole?

Whats it like to lick a girl's asshole?
What should I do to make a girl let me lick hers?

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Not as great as porn has lead you to believe. Like any sensory-novelty, it's really exciting for about the 1st 30 seconds, until your sober mind kicks in and starts asking "what the fuck am I doing? Have I been wrong all along? I thought this would fulfill my deepest desires, why do I just feel like a depraved retard?"
The one exception to this is if you actually have a girlfriend that you care deeply about, and the act comes about spontaneously. But that won't happen, because every single person under 30 has had their sexual desires precooked in their head from years of watching other people partake in those very acts. And as such, no sexual act arrives out of spontaneity, it's just you faccimilating what you've witnessed countless times in years of multi tabbing porn videos.
Hire an escort, or find a slut on tinder etc.
If you really can't get it out of your head, hire an escort and refer to my first statement and ram your tongue in her salty asshole for 30 pathetic seconds before you realize you've been duped

While you are eating her pussy just move down south. If she doesn't like it she will let you know. Just feed off her energy. You will know if she is into it or not pretty quickly

If she waxes, and is properly cleaned and sometimes they even bleach that shit. It's awesome. I love sticking my tongue in there

Just go a bit lower when eating her out. Softly. She'll let you know if she likes it. Don't rush it. Get her warmed up first

You sound like the biggest virgin ever making these grand generalizations like you are the king of sex over there

>Not as great as porn has lead you to believe. Like any sensory-novelty, it's really exciting for about the 1st 30 seconds, until your sober mind kicks in and starts asking "what the fuck am I doing? Have I been wrong all along? I thought this would fulfill my deepest desires, why do I just feel like a depraved retard?"

first half of this is actually pretty accurate. its fine, but its just a feeling.

When it comes to sex be assertive. It will either happen or it won't. Any woman will let the "right" guy do anything.

>what is it like to lick a shit hole
It likely tastes awful and does next to nothing for her sexually.
I don't get why anyone would ever want to do that.

I'm not the king of sex but I have had my fair share. Licking an asshole is exactly what sounds like. My point is any act of sexual novelty is overrated and only enjoyable to the extent that it's been pounded into your head. Unironically, any kind of fucking is really not enjoyable unless it's a mutually enjoyable experience between yourself and someone that cares about you. Unironically the Boomer Maxim of sex being meant to be enjoyed by two people who care about each other is a maxim worth it's salt. But I'm the "biggest virgin" because potentially contracting parasites from sticking my tongue in another person's shitter doesn't excite me unless there's a meaningful connection.
Sure thing, faggot.