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literally no ylyl(!?)

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literally centipedes in my vagina(?!)

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I demand "True Story Inbound" posts, the weird anime muslim posts, and the dude whos balls fall out of his asshole.

Get going, you predictable sonsabitches.

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Don't forget the banana meme

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>its more likely than you think

reply or mom more die

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ok jew

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I'm British and this is retarded, we were completely crippled by the end of the war. The only winners of WW2 were the USSR and USA, everybody else was fucking destroyed

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It's a satirical content on how amerifags always think they win at everything when they actually don't

Ussr 27 mil casualties how can you say that's not pretty crippling

sharpening half as frequently

they still had shitloads of people, 27 mil was no big thing for them.

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How can you even say that retard. We have the most free society, best economy, safest borders, best of all, the greatest president since Reagan.

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America should be 2nd not 3rd. It's true that the failure of Hitler's conquest is almost entirely due to his failed attempt at invading Russia. That's true for why Germany was so weak when America rolled in but it's also true that it's the reason Britain survived as long as it did. If Britain had fallen, the US invasion of the western front wouldn't have gone that much differently, we could have won the western front without them, but they couldn't have won it without us. The eastern front was still the real deciding factor, of course. The last people to successfully invade Russia was the Russians.

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Why do all the YLYL threwds over the last few months all have the exact same pictures in them?

Like literally the same pics

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Actually 1% of the parts are causing the errors. 0.5% of the parts are both malfunctioning and are from the manufacturer that produced 13% of the parts, but the other 12.5% of the parts from that manufacturer are not malfunctioning.

And then you post this unoriginal content

Electrician here, this is a really weird solution to the problem, but is actually completely safe.

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The funny thing is we always do.
We do the dumbest most retarded shit on a constant basis and we always come out on top no matter how fucking hard we fall in the process. Anybody else even tries its them shooting themselves in the foot but when we do it we shoot ourselves in the foot, it's a blank, and we stumbled into a ferrari filled with money and hot chicks while the rest of the world watches and wishes they were us.
That's literally our every day norm.

Fake news

Nice trips, you Army faggot

those are quads you fucking retard

Wha?

Looks like socialism to me....

Fucking retard Bernie cunt.

retard here, no chance at all this will ignite the gunpowder in any of the rounds if any are present?

nice LARPing burger

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Quads on a Christchurch post, NOICE

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Heeeeeere I come to save the threeeaaad

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>Her name was Ebba Akerlund

Let's get some momentum going you buttstuffers

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Very much checked nice get

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Goddammit one user posts a Riley Reid meme and now the thread is derailed because all you fucking coomers have an incognito tab open

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How is $15 per hour food stamps?

When I was in the spouses,especially officer's wives really acted like that. Not that I think it makes a fucking difference. I've literally never been hired because of service experience after applying for jobs for 12 fucking years. I did 1 1/2 years of tech training. I can trouble shoot electrical faults to component level. I lead a division. Nobody fucking cares. It's a detriment if anything. I get hired leaving my service off my resume.

Stalin killed more of his countrymen than died in the war just for the sheer hell of it.

Thank you for dispelling any remaining thoughts that the military would have been a better path for me post high school. Now I just gotta find some college graduates who say their degree is worthless so I can justify that too lol

The rifle would be too hot to hold long before that happened.

Unless... Hajii 1 and two tap the rifles together. Then the fucking rifles will explode in a shower of sparks and ain't nobody having a good day.

Here's my YLYL and this is completely true.

I just heard an ultra-liberal say the words "Charlie Hebdo got what was coming to them for being Islamophobes!"

I just heard that.

Yeah I get the feeling nobody should hire that electrician user, lol

Imagine being this retarded
That was over 20 percent of the population... If this were to happen now in the US your society will collapse
FAG

Nice shekels jew

jesus fucking christ lmao

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>failed in WW2
>failed against rice farmers
>failed in iraq war
?????????

It's only weird to us because we don't live there. I'm sure there's a lot of practical things done in places where people are forced to be more creative that people in the first world find almost unimaginable because we don't have to resort to those measures.

This is what fucktards actually believe.

I'm an Objectivist so I can dismantle this bullshit.

1.
>implying current police are hot shit and don't fuck around, act corrupt, let innocent people die, kill other innocent people, etc. I can cite any of those 100 times over.

2. The implication that a system where you have to pay for everything would be on a perpetual rental system is fucking obnoxious. The very argument for an individualist free market is personal ownership. You wouldn't be constantly putting money into a machine to use it. Compare that to now where you do literally have to keep paying the government to park or keep the house you already fucking bought. This is such hypocritical retarded bullshit. YOU OWN NOTHING IN A SOCIALIST SOCIETY AND YOU NEVER STOP PAYING.

3. We already have private and public services that art sponsored by corporations. Again this implication that you would have to go around constantly declaring slogans from Subway and asking for money is fucking retarded. NOBODY EVER PROPOSED THIS AND IT HAS NO LOGICAL JUSTIFICATION.

Privatization sounds radical to fucking morons who don't realize most shit is already private, and most of human history was privatized. You mental children aren't taking any aspect of humanity or history for reference. The character in this bullshit shoots a mail box because the USPS is evil government right? The US Post Office has been under mandate to be self-sufficient financially, i.e. exactly the kind of insanity this entire story is mocking, since 1971! One of the major reasons it ends up still having trouble making its budget is that Congress still mandates its behavior like keeping open post offices nobody uses. This one example disproves the entire idiotic narrative. But of course this is tl;dr and wouldn't sway the kind of straw man fashioning fucktards who would spend so much time writing that kind of dumb shit.

lost hard

I know you make it work, because you have no life so nothing you do is very expensive and you don't have kids because nobody will touch your penis, but 15/hr is actually dogshit

Trips of truth say those labia are made of a filleted penis. Yuck

And SOCIETY posting, that's always fun.

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If this was real, which it isn't, I think you would no longer be welcome back after this post...

I miss the days of spiderman derailing

I've coomed to some s/fur, no shame, but I've NEVER considered doing anything to my doggos.

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Plus, they aren't loaded, genius.

lol

zoink

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High school degrees are useless. Dropped out at 15 and subsequently got my GED that year and spent 15-18 banging 2 chicks, getting into 2 simultaneous pregnancy scares before their families got them fixed up and sent off to their deadbeat dad and college respectively before I went to uni myself riding on my PSAT, SAT, ACT, and AP test scores. 8 years later I can also confirm it's a fucking waste and does nothing but give you debt that will be a millstone around your neck for the next several decades if not more further reducing the abysmally low chances my generation and all subsequent ones have at ever retiring let alone by age 65.
I learned nothing I didn't know already or couldn't have just read up on myself for free and none of the required writing was out of your average high school comfort zone just longer.
If you're good enough to be able to avoid and get by without the papers then do so as the cost of either is exponentially above and beyond their actual worth. You waste your youthful years on both and receive nothing but wasted time and an anchor that will hang on your life until you die, more than likely, that will actively erase your already insanely low chances of ever retiring.

helicopter on kobe bryant?

That's one of the best depictions of a religious persons rationale I've ever seen.

Well shit then, user. How much money do you want for an entry level job that requires zero skill beyond hustle?

If you want to make more than that go get a fucking skill. The A+ exam is like $250 bucks.

Chopper dropper

Lost

>failed in ww2
I dont see you speaking german

If I was an employer, I would never hire a vet. If they've got PTSD you can never rely on them to do their job or even show up to work.

Not him but its actually fairly sound. The rifles aren't even that good for conducting as they're just steel and even if you did tap them all that would happen would be the contact point sparking. Because it's a poor conductor they would heat up to the point of not being able to touch it before actual powder ignition point is reached in the magazines. Even if you did do something like tap the magazines together you'd just spark the magazines not the bullets. Due to the dielectric nature of the magazine and the brass shells and the brass shells and copper bullets it would just transfer the electricity around the powder though it might risk ignition. Even if it did the actual powder in the bullets would make the casing split(no barrel to build pressure so the bullets wouldn't even go anywhere) and even if they all went off the combined total wouldn't be enough to make the magazines into pipe bombs.

Electrician user knows his shit.
Would hire for a quick and dirty job I don't need OSHA looking into/10

I paid zero for 4 years of school because I checked out a giant book of scholarships from a library and spent a whole summer applying for them. $28k in tuition I didn't pay.

Don't forget ME

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Shirley you mean writing German.

not the momerinoooooo

Holy quads of crusade

>failed in WW2
user...
>failed against rice farmers
You mean the people we massacred in droves after burning and chemically salting there land before AMERICANS BACK HOME CALLED THEM OFF because even when its america vs. america america fucking wins, you socialist slut.
>fails in Iraq wars
See the above and then understand you're mistaking a propaganda campaign target for the objective. The objective was getting a death grip and foothold on that market and their natural resources and we fucking got it, mothefucker, because even when we fucking lose we fucking win.

jej

don't call this wicked curse on us again user

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POST THE TRUE STORY INBOUND OR ELSE

I know this mentality feels mature and redpilled, but I am starting to think it is the poison keeping us imprisoned. It used to be that someone could work long hours at a factory job that requires no real skill and make enough money to support their family. The idea that this is no longer possible is something that the ultra-rich want you to believe so they can continue hoarding all the money themselves.

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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I tried and had them all sniped by blacks who dropped out and asians from overseas who nobody can compete with because they were geniuses even when they were back home. I got $50k total cut off 8 years for being native and $20k off an NSF grant. I still owe something like $230k. Its doable but I'm never going to be able to save enough via normal means for retirement.

noooooooooooooooo

Thank you.

Gud

Get your shit together man

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I'm not even him user but you're retarded. It's a known fact that's not a viable way of living anymore as fucking inflation exists and most factory jobs will never pay you above $16.86 an hour which is the average annual income required to safely live on your own or with a spouse and children. You could live with a spouse and no children if you felt like symbolically castrating yourself to live within the systems confines if you wanted to though.

What degree did you get that is $300k?

(Please don't say psychology.)

each time you post that fucking stale shit my soul shrivels a bit more

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Beautiful and obviously she said yes

>actually believing this when the rest of the world constantly tells us otherwise

Unless you're DAMN good at psychology get the fuck out of psychology it's a money pit where you'll end up doing government work for $20 an hour for welfare fuckers with penny pincher insurances.
Engineering.

i dont get it

>caring what the losers think
That's why they're losers and we're the winners, user.

Top right is from GTA 5 and was intended.

Oh god

Nigga chppa?

>not getting your doctorate in mathematics
oof

>Engineering
Civil, chemical, electrical, industrial, aerospace...?

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>get the fuck out of psychology
I know. I've got a niece that is bound and determined to do it. Fucking idiot won't listen to me.

fucking lost

Man, these new DLC camos for CoD are great!

Have you seen the Simpsons?

Quants and data science make decent dough, so I'm not knocking math majors.

4 mechanical 4 industrial.

it's only weird that the most prevalent metal tool available is an AK

But twice as long

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Looking for work? Willing to move to Trump country?

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>most free society
Highest incarceration both by total number and per capita.
>best economy
On what metric? Unemployment? Stock market? "The best economy" is a meaningless statement without definition.
>greatest president since Reagan
So Trump is greatest president since that one conservative who was senile, raised taxes, unintentionally outed the most successful spy program of all time, ceded control of the US to his wife, poured trillions into insane and fictitious science fiction weapons, and implemented "trickle down" economics which is a proven failure?

have you? Burns has done the "let's put on a facade for the liberals" thing before

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everyone person I know who has only a bachelor's in psychology (all women) went into teaching

Lurk moar

lost

death from above

Wenn jemand Deutschunterricht braucht, gerne

lost

>trump country
I'm living here already, user.

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>Completely crippled
Having ridiculously high moral, a huge surplus in aerospace grade materials that are usually in short supply such as aluminium and the greatest increase in industry since the industrial revolution is not crippled.

Freedom is never free.
Any economy that matters.
He's an early alzheimers patient who started off with a very mildly above average IQ, no qualifications, and a knack for making enemies everywhere and he's dodged one of the best impeachment opportunities so far, fucks hot chicks all the time, is rich as fuck, and openly gives the middle finger to less countries while also openly accepting bribes and he's still the president. By all metrics that matter he's one of the greats and a due return to normalcy since the drought of proper candidates.

Child psychology and psych 101 are required courses for teaching now. They already did half the work with their major which means when they discover their fuck-up the course correction of least resistance is teaching because any other line of work would require another BA in something else unrelated or settling for a job anyone without certification could get.

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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nigga

Not him but just because your pinky toe remains unshattered doesn't mean the rest of your shithole country isn't in a body cast slowly rotting away.
Polishing turds and all that.

Nigger

>she
even was one of the very few passable traps. what a waste

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Air craft NBA draft

You were never with officers wives more than 5 mins at a social event. They were standoffish of you because you’re white trash, get on post duis, own a new car at 45% interest, get married after a week of knowing a girl then turn around and blame officers.

They were putting on a front so your disgusting e dog fleas wouldn’t get on them.

That 6 year old built the capital outlay your comfy ass chills on. Your life is like it is because he did that work.

It's more like "being guided by your animal instincts sucks"

How can I reach you?

>Passable
No

Also... you get hired doing that because you worked in admin and your service wasn’t worth shit.

If you were smart you’d alert your potential employer to your veteran status so they could price in tax breaks to their hiring decision.


But you don’t, because you’re still paying off you’re 45% interest loan and are an edge lord on the Internet who larps about his experience with officers wives.

You don't know what that word means, do you?

But you dull your single bit in the field and see how much you wish you had that other edge

Copter on a Kobe

Wow so similar...

Autogirator on the rope straightner?

Litterally no one :

pro vaccine mom's :

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Copter on the witch doctor?

Chinook on the spook?

That's sick. I tried to apply for a scholarship and asked my physics teacher for a rec letter and he refused because while I got an a in the class I didn't do my homework. I wilted like a delicate flower because I was chronically the "bad kid" and figured no adult would help me. I paid for school working two jobs.

I can hear the csgo AK fire sound in my head

You can still do that but standards of living at the time were quite low compared to now. Also most factories globally had been destroyed in WWII so us manufacturing was making a killing.

Blades on the spade?

I think I seen this meme before it happened because I remember laughing at someone saying " heli on R Kelly." but I don't remember knowing the now funny reason of the meme.even though I still don't know what a rhyming caption would be.

Balls out of asshole?

Doid he died?

Lol look at this loser and his video game meme

So it's his fault that my life is a living fucking hell?

Goddam son of a bitch lil pipesmoking motherfucker

Child labor is okay.

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This.
Remember we're talking about Seattle here, one of the highest costs of living in our nation.
A studio the size of a one car garage is $2000 a month easy in most of Seattle.

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OK jewboi. Shouldn't you be swindling some shekels?

Good post user

Dont forget how he deliberately manipulates state politics by merely threatening to move shop elsewhere
I dont know a single person in WA who is a fan of Bezos - seemingly everybody is aware of the monopoly he controls and NOBODY approves - yet NOBODY does a fuckin thing about it. They dont even stop using Amazon, because that would be inconvenient.
Convenience will be the death of us - it's already happened. It's already too late to go back. But by the time the general population realizes it in notable numbers, we'll be just as openly surveilled as China.

Cheked and mass shooter pulled

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What is WA?

>be me
>lived comfortably in southern Idaho
>moved up to Seattle for work/family
>average 3 bedroom apartment just like my old one is $3500/month

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Dude it's saturday, chill out

They deserve to die

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What the hell

Hello little boys

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Child labor is the norm historically. As is people being unable to retire. Through investment we have been able to reduce the necessary working years by increasing the efficiency of labor. This is preferable but you have to start somewhere.

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Cringe

All that racial harmony, I can dig

I think ligers and tigons etc. Are sterile

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They are. They also have TONS of health problems (joints, diseases, etc) and as it would seem, are extremely prone to depression. Which may or may not be from their common inability to socialize well with other big cats
Their existence in itself is suffering, when you think about it

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I have that same thing because my mom was a woman and dad was a man

I want to see the movie this could have been, with will Smith looking for a cure for furries who work the night shift and wear nothing but green morphsuits.

A regular user of /r9k/ no doubt

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Helinigger?

>walking through walmart
>black guy walking the other direction
>do I duck down an aisle or will he come chase me because that's "racist"?
>do I make eye contact like you do with beasts or look down at the floor?
>oh shit, we made eye contact
>should I look away quickly or will he think I'm racist?
>he flicked his head upward in a "what's up" motion
>should I return with the same motion or will that be cultural appropriation?
>*nod*
>he starts laughing
at least that's over
>here comes another

>we deserve to have full control over what type of toilet paper you buy because we told you kids couldn't go in caves 100 years ago

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Sikorsky on a Rapist

Are you 12?

Say that to our beautiful military bases around the world

was this to give her some semblance of hips/ass?

No. It's how you shoplift clothes.

Hello

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What about magnetic tag thingy?

Nigger

ligma

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Sikorsky on a corpsey

stop posting this you dumb nigger

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lady gaga looks scary now

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>fucking durgesh at it again

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Her name is Wabooe if you're wondering

And lost.

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They aren't on everything in every store.
Do you even nigger?

Fuck, I lost lmao trannies get what they fucking deserve.

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what's wrong with freshly cooked pizzas?

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Niggas

Isn’t he trying to raise his own taxes?

Yes you're right, due to inflation the economy cannot support unskilled workers having a livable wage.

Don't mind me charging 500 dollars an hour for work I do in my underwear at home, or the people paying me making billions in profits :)

oof i know that feel. it's fucking cruel that when you start consciously thinking about trying to walk normal, that's the only time it actually becomes a hard effort to do so

In 2016 he was trying to tax "millionaires and billionaires". Now it's only "billionaires" because he became a millionaire. What a joke.

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At least that's actually funny

>you are now manually walking

You're right, as a resident of a democratic socialist nation, when i go to the shop there is literally only a single kind of toilet paper on display. I heard in norway, their only choice is recycled brown paper.

checked

nigger

Please be a fake. People like this can't exist. I refuse to accept that

You're a brainlet, his post is mocking jewish israel for its false flag attack on the USS liberty.

what's wrong with freshly cooked niggas?

hold up!

Rotor propelled aircraft on a successful black athlete

hey i was there when this happened

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sploot

nigger

Huey on a Nigger

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What sort of delusions must rage through your mind.

Do you think he wasn't a millionaire in 2016?
Do you think he isnt going to raise taxes on millionaires?

Are you really defending billionaires for free?

Holy fuck, that nigger died with 5 stars just like in GTA San Andreas, nigga!

gg/M6uvys

>Do you think he wasn't a millionaire in 2016?
He wasn't.
>Do you think he isnt going to raise taxes on millionaires?
He won't. Neither will be raise the taxes of the billionaires. It'll all fall on the middle class.

>street smarts

why

>Shirley

dude..

youtube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk

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Anyone know where one could watch the whole thing?

balancing the heft of the blade, obviously. You could flip it and use the other side, sure, but the balance is what they're going for.

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Both blades are on one side. It makes the balance worse.

fuck those people. dont listen to them doggo, youre the best boi

you forgot to include animal abuse link for maximum keks-

deathaddict.co/videos/4400/crazy-man-fuck-puppu-muzzle/

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