flush like 100 times until she gets annoyed
Touch her with my pp. Boop her nose. Strangle her and eat her flesh.
360 and walk away
Tell her to hang in there.
Pee between her legs
watch her make a doo doo
look for an empty stall, looks like that bitch is gonna be there for a while.
prepare her a bowl of eggs
call the police and untie her
Woops, sorry... oh, this is not my bathroom.
Am I in the wrong flat again?
Jeez, I'll forgot my own head next...
>being from the UK
i hate you you understand me HATE your entire country needs nuked off the map
Untie her, call the police, then remake this shitty bathroom
Get in here
remove cat poster from the wall then leave
actually better not to untie her till you call the police and get instructed to do so that way your ass is covered legally
Excuse me mam but I really have to pee
turn 360 degrees and walk away.
That toilet is disgusting
>making a wrong assumption based on someone using their second language
Easy there kiddo, don't pop a vein.
Clean my fucking dirty ass bathroom
Begin CPR. I'm certified.
Lmao don't cry mate
If you suck my dick I'll let you loose, deal?
My buddy walked in a jack in the box bathroom yesterday and he said there was a dude with his pants down smoking speed.
Take a picture of it and post it on my favorite Mongolian basket-weaving board, asking other virgins what they'd do.
>leaving your DNA so she can lie later
Lawyer here; you're an idiot.
Kiss her, fuck her mouth and cum
Then piss all over her
ok so what the best move in the situation? just leave her until the police arrive?
You guys are all joking right? In a real situation everyone here would release her, give her some clothes and immediately call the police
I'm a 40 year old virgin so I'm going to risk it and plead virginity induced insanity
untie her, wait for police to arrive, allow her to give her statement that you rescued her, that way it is recorded that you were not the perpetrator.
>living your fingerprint on the crime scene
Leave and torch the place down.
Only reasonable thing to do.
Destroy all evidence.
Vacate bladder, place toilet seat down as previously requested, exit bathroom
honestly agreeing with the 360 and walk out crowd. that bathroom is disgusting, and i'm not risking some female accusing me of something because I got involved. fuck the "untie her and call the police" shit, she'll lie to save face 99% of the time. and anyone saying "hurr durr stick my cock in her" is a turbo virgin.
>anyone saying "hurr durr stick my cock in her" is a turbo virgin
pee ,flush and leave
How pee without peeing on her though?
Give her tree fiddy
who said anything about not pissing on her
Tell her im going for help. Go put somekind of mask on come back for some adult rapey time. Good thing a toilet is there shes going to shit her brains out after me.
Sit on her warm thighs and poop between them, flush and thank her
i like the poster.
but my real dream situation would looke like pic related
Attach post-it notes on her and put some dice in her mouth
Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk back out the door.
Piss in the sink
That would mean moonwalking further into thw bathroom
I’d rape the shit out of that and leave her face down in my piss
Sorry didn't realize someone was in here!
Then leave and use a different bathroom.
then you would walk back to her you stupid fucking retard
A classic response
That's a cute pussy
She's dead bruh
not if he moon walked fuckboi
Ah yes my dear
lurk more, newfag
Have sex. Duh.
What if she doesn't consent?
I thought every one here would rape, relocate to trunk, bring to our basement dungeon, and continue rape for months...
I'd check my map again.
Clearly I'm going in circles.
I'd probably go oops, close the bathroom door and never open it again
Only on Cred Forums
In the real situation I would do the above
Who says that it will stop me
hang in there
It's illegal everywhere.
Not to mention immoral.
You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
It all started...
>clear blue skies
>I'm walking on sunshine.mp3
wonder who pained my bathroom walls blue...
This picture makes me sad
Move away from whatever third world shit hole you live in
This picture makes me confused because only the little girl seems confident and determined while everyone else has the awkward confused look "I wish I were somewhere else playing dnd and listening to varg's latest album before he went full indawoods pagan"
This bathroom is disgusting but I'd most likely untie her or something
Actually, I just learned the other day, that those are the band Amon amarth. The males, at least, I'm pretty sure the girl's not in the band. But perhaps they considered going with the flow at a point and become a female fronted band.
he was lying
i was there
Nah, she's still got her shoes on
take a shit like i wanted to.
sweet, sweet kek
this makes more sense than anything else I've read
top kek cheers user
I've never seen a more clearer photo that says
"blowjobs for all and projectile vomiting for me!"
All these mentins of the poster, and just now do I notice that it says "hang in there"
What happened to see and think ??
If you're downing two magnum bottles of vodka, along with all that cake, I can see projectile vomiting.. but I still don't see that.. and the birthday girls giving everyone a blowjob?
I don't think user has been to many birthdays
Dibs on anal
Or you haven't been to enough
Based and proteinpilled.
>when you feel like breakdancing while taking a shit
>when you have to throw yourself around the bathroom to shake that final one loose
you could have gone in any polygon, really
>I've heard of being a bit tied-up, but this is ridiculous!
not even tied properly
YOU FUCKING ZOOMERS AND YOUR WEIRD PORN, I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHER, YOUNG LADY
explain to her, as she is a thot, she will NOT be receiving my cum
"Nice CAN, babe!"
>bruh it smell like DOOKIE in here
>wait a minute, I thought the girl I kidnapped has blonde hair....
>jeopardy waiting music
Sit down, take a shit. Act like nothing happened, go away.
Spread her legs, sit on her lap till she struggles and an explosive diarrhea shit.
>starts jerking off furiously
A hearty chuckle cheers
2 pump chump in her mouth
Cry for 3 hours because guilt
Chomp chomp your dick is off
Ask her if I can watch her pee.
Then offer to clean her up.
With my tongue :P
Nice tits. Wtf is the contexts of this pic...
Call the police, don't untie her but tell her I called the police and pretend I'm the kidnapper to suicide by cop ;^)
she looks fertile and ready for childbearing
time to build a nice happy family
The the police shoots me dead but she tells them I'm the one that saved her so I'm being honoured in the news as a brave young man that tragically died in a misunderstanding but I'm dead and noone knows that this was all my doing (even her kidnapping) to be suicided
take advantage, no regrets
that's what i learned from all of those self-help books, so i'm going to help myself to what's here
>no wrong routes
>that's what i learned from all of those self-help books
Yeah, and then the self-proclaimed moral-authorities of these books end up not following their own advice and go into clinics to break off their crazy pills addiction.
It's nuts out there, I don't know what to believe anymore.
Use her, reassuring her that I will let her go after I’m done fucking her mouth, playing with her tits and pussy, then emptying my load down her throat. After she asks if she can be freed, I bluntly say that I have changed my mind. Then I post an ad for blow bangs at $20 each. Random dudes line up and I make a bundle over two days. Then I close and seal the door. Construction workers find her skeletonized remains years later.
>no regress women
She knows she can take them all and have room enough for a few canines
Somebody is going to squeal.
People are biased to do the right thing in the mid-long term eventually.
Your evil skim will fail and you will get caught.
>elections aren't rigged lol
>you are saying this because you're losing lmao
>elections were rigged
>the electorate college
>it was the russian misogynist gamer trolls paid by putin
>not my president
Are they retarded?
Look at her face. Really don't like her attitude.
>no rat's ass
Clean my gross ass bathroom, go get some tile and paint to remodel it, then maybe get to the slave.
Yeah right. You fucking basement dwelling virgin. You're so afraid of social contact with a female that you'll just shit your pants and run away crying.
Implying that half of people on Cred Forums are not 11 year olds (the rest are pedos and fbi agents)
>not counting the 40 year old virgins
You got me. Except I shit my pants and cry for no reason though.
This, except I'm living on the ground floor
Party pooper >:-(
i am a party pooper, for i poop at parties
Who doesn't poop at parties? I mean, it becomes an artform. Especially if you can drop a quite dooky and no one knows it was you.
Anymore of this ??
>Check legs for compartment syndrome.
>Escape house together.
>Give her my jacket.
>Go to police.
>Stare at that sexy body playing peekaboo out from under the jacket.
>withholding from pooping for 4 days straight
>just so you can poop a huge brown black LOG at the party that will surely clog the drain and stink up the place
> no ragboys
Put it in her pooper
Ask her if she needs assistance.
If so lend it. If not ask her what she's doing and whether or not I can take part.
Scoot her over so I can shit
Dat gawd daymn lock ness mosta, get outta here
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand No Rig and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rig's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rig & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rig's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a No Rig & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>Rig and Bordy