>16 at the time >madly in love with a girl in my class >way, way out of my league >amazing rack, big eyes and a really cute smile >I usually sit right behind her >her and her other hot friend like to tease me from time to time, because I get nervous >months of this go by >me sort of ignoring them, them probing for a reaction >I had funny hair, a lock in the back was always sort of pointing up, could never get it to go down, like an awkward head boner >girl asks me if she can put a hair clip in there to pin the thing down >I say "h..hokay" >she turns around, sits on her chair on her knees, puts one hand on my desk, the other is going through my hair >"it's so thick, I wish I had hair like that" >all the while I'm staring straight into her cleavage, which she practically pushes in my face >she leans on my shoulder and puts the clip in >then sits back down and gives me a super cheeky smile >the next day I complement her on her shirt >she actually blushes a bit and says thanks >do this a couple more times over the next few weeks >one day her friend is sick, so she's alone >math class >she asks if she can sit next to me so we can do the exercises together >she's having trouble, so I explain how to do some stuff to her >she says, "you're so smart!" and pinches my knee >stare at my books the rest of the class >a week later, her friend is back >her friend turns around, and says to me "you know, she thinks you're really cute..." >in total shock at this point, super happy inside >what comes out of my mouth is "yeah, okay" >it sounded super sarcastic >her friend and her look at each other, both kind have kind of a disappointed look on their face >she asks if she can go to the bathroom and when she's walking out I notice a tear on her face >literally never spoke to her again after that
>23 y/o >live in europe >get invited to a halloween party >hosted by this american chick >we don't really do halloween where I live so my costume is retarded >just a brightly colored jacket and a fake mustash >I'm a "hipster german" >anyway, me and some friends arrive >the chick lets us in and is a slutty zomby >some white face makeup and a super tight dress >pretty hot actually >party gets going >generally hanging out driking and having a good time >me and the chick go for a few smoke breaks outside >I'm getting progressively more drunk >wonder around inside for a bit >then me and the chick start talking again >conversation turns to phones for some reason >can't really remember why but she hands me her phone >think she wanted me to put my number in >it's a blackberry >I tap the screen but nothing happens >she asks me if I just tried to use it as a touch screen >I joke and play it off >she laughs >asks if I want to go for a smoke break again >I say sure >she says "I have cigarettes in my room..." >I go "oh no worries I have some right here" >we smoke in silence >only on the way back home did it hit me she just wanted me to go up to her room
Nobody apart from an american would say they live in europe
Ryan Price
But I live in europe and I just did say exactly that
The specific country doesn't matter, only that halloween isn't really big here
Robert Phillips
>be me >highschool >have a good female friend >she has some emotional problems, anxiety, depression etc. tried to an hero a couple years back >went through messy break up last year, I became her main emotional support >have some anxiety and stuff myself, rely on her a bit, we become really close >chilling at her place watching movies on her bed >suddenly we're holding hands >she rests her head on my chest, feels good, man >pretty sure we're going to get together some time soon >one day tells me about how she hates that friendships can become really complicated and everything when feelings get involved >maybe she doesn't want a relationship >doesn't matter, we still cuddle >one day stay at her place, we stay up until about 5am spooning and cuddling, girls have never shown the slightest interest in me before >I'm in love with her >messages me a couple weeks later and specifically tells me that she doesn't want a relationship >pretty heartbroken "the friendship is more important" I think to myself >pretend I don't want a relationship either >continue on, no more cuddling, feels bad fast forward to a couple weeks ago
Evan Jackson
>phones me to talk about some stuff >she was at some other dudes house, he's tall and handsome and does nothing but look pretty >she tells me she's really embarrassed because she has heaps of hickeys hhnnnggg >"H-ha. ha. So... uh... you had, um, a g-good day then?" >"yes. I had a great day" >bluff my way thorough the call >mfw I was an emotional crutch for about 2 years and I wasn't good enough >mfw this guy rolls up with no effort required and she just falls on him >try pretend that I'm fine >become pretty depressed >she gets worried about me, makes me go to school psychologist >tell the psych about it >psych tells me to ditch her >no, seriously she says tell her how I feel then put some distance between us >okay >So I tell her that I have feelings for her and everything, she doesn't want the friendship to end >so nothing has really changed at all >Im still an emotional crutch >I still have no gf >I still see her and sit with her every day
Camden Nguyen
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>12~13 >be chubby long haired quiet kid >blonde busty stacey asks me out >says no because obviously I'm certain that it is a joke, told her anyways that I did not even know her which was the truth >year goes on and she keeps here and there tell me she finds me sexy when my hairs are still wet from showering after the gym class. >still thinking it is just a long painful joke >23 y/o now >go to restaurant with my bbw gf >server comes >it's her >she's still your average hot stacey >I act like it's nothing and as if I did not recognise her because I still think she was playing a long joke on me >before taking our orders she says "have we ever gone to school together?" >I say yeah it's possible, I went to "insert local school" >she finally takes our orders and I don't interact with her any much more than needed. >I give her an average tip as I always give >not going back there alone because she will probably keep on going her bad joke. >Or is it one?
>Be me >be 23 >go to restaurant >have bad anxiety >Getting served by eccentric waiter >cool guy whatever >his shift ends and he switches with hot chick >at worst 8/10 >she serves me >"need more water?" >"s-su-sure" >3beta5me >she starts chatting me up >"so why are you eating alone?" >"I dunno I-I ju-just just..." >she gets confused >I start crying >I bury my hands in my face >I pull out wallet to pay and get out >condom flies out >hits waitress >I place a $20 on the table >run full speed towards door >I look behind me whilst running to see waitress >didn't see janitor mopping floor >slip on floor he was moping >smack my head on floor >crying really hard at this point >people crowd around me >puke and piss myself >employees drag me behind restaurant >take turns beating the crap out of me >I stay down for the next 20 minutes playing the scene >never go out to eat ever again
Jonathan Johnson
>be me >be 16 >walking to the store >have to walk down a dark dimly lit road to get to the road where the store is >usually okay, just a couple of thugs being loud >see a woman pacing up and down the pavement at the other side of the road >assume she's high >4/10 at best >keep walking >get to the store >buy my stuff >on my way back home I had to cross the road >woman is still there >as I walk past her she taps my shoulder to stop me >I nervously look at her and she just looks at me >Y-yes? >"You looking for something?" >Me being the autist I was I thought she meant drugs and I was pretty down to get some weed >D-depends what i-it is >"Come with me" >follow her into an alleyway where she asks how much I want >this is when I realise I'm dealing with a hooker imnotgettinghighimgettinglaid.jpg >when she talked she spat on me and her teeth were so black I couldn't see them >so I told her I wasn't interested but she insisted I'd told her I will now >tells me she's new to this and her pimp will beat the crap out of her if she doesn't get a customer >you can smell the wet sh*t in my pants
Liam Peterson
>all I wanted was some cola and I'm being harassed by a cumrag >starts showing me her herpes on her lip and says her pimp did it to her >"Do you want him to beat me?!" idontgiveadamn.mp3 >basically keep repeating that I don't want to >I try to walk away but she follows me >starts screaming "JohnO" to a car down the road >mfw >no I don't want to give you money >JohnO >I don't have the money to give you >JohnO >she's threatening me at this point
Adrian Davis
>another woman walks up and asks what’s up >mfw this woman is the hookers sister >her sister starts laughing and asks me why I don't want to give the money >I'm trying not to cry at this point >I'm shaking >spaghetti is pouring out my pockets and into my paper bag >I tell her I'm underage and try to walk away >she doesn't care >JohnO >eventually she starts begging, tells me she'll give me a discount >I don't want a discount I want to go home and watch a movie or something >eventually say I'll do it and give her £20 for a BJ >pretty cheap but she looks like she'll make my noodle rot off if she touches it >she walks over to the car JohnO is in to talk to him >I sprint down the road and get the hell out of there as fast as I could >keep looking behind me to make sure her pimp doesn't run me over >go home and cry over my loss TL;DR I gave a hooker 20 pounds so I could go home and browse Cred Forums
Connor Sanchez
Kek
Jordan Hernandez
Plus she was hanging out with a girl that was bullying me and I hated her so yeah. Anyways I heard she's a single motger now so I dodged a bullet not to fall for her shittiness I think
Nathan James
>be me >17 >Turkish-Dutch >virgin at the time >had huge crush on this busty blonde who everybody at school crushed on >last day of high school is over and that evening we had a huge dinner at a restaurant with all last year students >after that is King's night which is a huge festival here >go to dinner >sit with friends >one of my friends brings over Turkish girls from other class to our table >don't know them but they're hot >busty blonde keeps looking our way >try to act cool and like I don't notice >vibe with one of the girls at our table and she seems into me >dinner is almost over >busty blonde comes to our table with a friend of hers >asks me if we'll see each other at the festival >tell her 'of course' >her friend hugs me >she hugs me as well and gives me a kiss on my cheek >get boner but no one notices >go to King's night with friends, those Turkish girls, and friends from other schools >get drunk at festival >Turkish girl that was into me tries to make a move, but I ignore her >leave my friends behind and go look for busty blonde >2 hours later can't find her >some random drunk fat bitch starts talking to me >late 20s not too ugly but fat >says all her friends are gone and she wants to go home as well >ask her what I should do >she says I should come with her and drags me with her >ok whatever >go to her place >she starts kissing me as soon as we get in >her breath smells like Onion rings >she undresses her self and lies on bed >tells me to come and fuck her >look at whale on bed >get nervous and tell her I can't >I-I have to go >run away >busty blonde texts me next morning >look at phone and see 14 missed calls from her >that feeling when I didn't check my phone while looking for her
More often then not when a girl bullies a boy then she's into him
Kayden Gutierrez
>was in a sleep over at a friend's house he and I were 15 >has a 12 year old latina sister >3am watching whatever on TV >friend gets sleepy says he's going to bed >little sis stays and as I'm flipping channels go on Playboy channel and it works >little sis gets horny literally gets on top of me >touch her ass and touch her tits >for some fucking reason I panic, say we should go sleep >she says Ok?? >have regretted that one night ever since >I'm 33 now
Saw her last year with a group of girls, but was too scared to approach her. She is turning 19 this week if I remember correctly.
Jack Perry
that's probable because a dew years later I saw her at a bar and she giving me the pretty eyes. I had none of it because she was an ugly owl faced cunt
Owen Perez
Weirdo
Benjamin Bell
I thought my best friend's mum was flirting with me when I was 16 and I tried hooking up with her. Oh dear that ended poorly.
