if i die who will delete the porn from my computer?
If i die who will delete the porn from my computer?
Logan Carter
Jose Rodriguez
I think about this all the time. I sometimes feel like writing a will and having my brother take care of the shit that would make me look bad
Josiah Harris
ricchiò!
Isaiah Cooper
Why don't you just password protect your computer in such a way that using it without knowing the password involves formatting and reinstalling the OS?
Andrew Jackson
Lets set up an insurance company for this purpose, user! Like term life casualty insurance, where if you happen to die at some point in the term, a Qualified Insurance Adjuster will access your personal electronics and quietly remove files you designate.
David Long
this will be futile against advance future technology
i'm an only child
what
Luke Nguyen
The only porn I have I keep on a specifically hidden and encrypted drive in my house. Hidden for if it is found when I am alive.
When I am dead... lol who the fuck cares if I was into teens?
Jose Gutierrez
Have a dead mans trigger. If i dont log into my phone or pc for over 48 hoursthey explode
Nicholas James
>Laying in hospital after car accident
>Haven't been home for 44 hours
>Legs amputated and on IV for blood loss
>LET ME FUCKING GO I NEED TO LOG INTO MY FUCKING PC YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT
Ethan Cruz
Bentley Hall
"Nurse?! NURSE!! Oh my god, thank fuck you're finally here. Yes, yes, it's very important, now listen closely: What I need you to do is to run down to my house and grab my computer. You'll have to disconnect it from its local connections, but you will need to keep it on the UPS. Yeah, the heavy battery box. Anyway, you go down there, grab the terminal, keyboard, monitor, hard disk rack, and battery box, WITHOUT DISCONNECTING THEM, and bring them back here. Yes, right now, when did you think I needed it?! No, I'm very serious... what are you doing with that syringe? No, no, no no no, don't do thatt, you don't un. nderstand what's at stake ifff shoe fail in this mission, ma'am. I ... I finally foun it ... the lonely-fans mecha links ... done shoe see, I can finally have it all ... ... without even paying those ... whsse ... "
Levi Harris
You are supposed to install a program on your computer that counts down and deletes everything if you don't reset the timer. Amateur.
Isaiah Clark
create a gmail account and upload everything to its drive.
Jackson Garcia
>be faggOP
>forgot to reset the counter
>while browsing his huge porn stash the screen goes blank, then a huge message appears:
DELETING PR0N NOW!!!
FORMAT C:
>frantically try to press Ctrl-C and any other combination of mouse, keys, touchscreen, whatever
>screen message switches to:
IRREVERSIBLE IRREPARABLE DELETION COMPLETED.
YOUR PC NOW CONTAINS A MIRROR OF VATICAN.VA AND NOTHING OTHER.
>shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>pic rel8 appears
James Thomas
Veracrypt/Bitlocker
Brayden Price
Yeah... maybe
"Who are you?"
"I'm from the company your son hired to delete things he doesn't want you to know about, excuse me."
Chase Jackson
i could write you a script that wipes your computer after a week of inactivity... that's the best i can do for you.
James Reed
lmao I mean yeah that probably wouldn’t go over well but still if there’s a contract they probably couldn’t stop him
Isaac Ortiz
i'll just do the encryption i guess. maybe i can setup something that will delete the data after a certain number of retries
my pass pharse will be "check out my dubs"
Landon Cruz
I don't need my history wiped. It's like memory suppression! Very hypocrite and causes seething
Eli Reyes
wat?!