YLYL
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YLYL
Robert Murphy
YLYL
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Alexander Bell
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Evan Ortiz
Luis Sanders
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Daniel Howard
Sebastian Reyes
Unironically kill yourself please Im not even joking
Camden Peterson
Aaron Myers
As obviously is no one in this thread.
Eli Hughes
got me
Ryan Sullivan
Gavin Morris
Asher Rivera
Thomas Mitchell
that's an odd color for popcorn
Anthony Myers
Matthew Moore
damn
Liam Cox
Nathan Reed
Brandon Davis
Aiden Green
Ian Wilson
Hudson Sanders
Grayson Morris
Josiah Clark
Robert Kelly
Bringin it back eh
Caleb Lee
James Myers
Julian Sanchez
I'm claire and I want to get ass fucked and give a blowjob while someone stimulates my clit
Nathan Powell
bobs against the vagene
Cameron Nelson
Carter Taylor
Fuck off
Thomas Turner
>at least he's white now
Christian Ross
John Hall
that's not funny ya sick fuck
Ryan Turner
Michael Martinez
kek
Colton Lewis
Hey friend, that's a cool story. Mind if I borrow it?
Jaxon Cooper
David James
>Lmao the J Jonah shitposter is actually replying in this thread. I thought you NEET faggots liked to use a veil of silence to hide how pathetic you are? Fucking waste of oxygen, I wish your dad had just rubbed one out and focused on his studies instead of dumping in your equally complicit gash of a mother. Gonna hop off this thread now, hope your replies slowly stop making you feel superior so you actually turn the eye inward for a few minutes and realize what you are and kill yourself.
Samuel Allen
Christian Nelson
"I was told there would be cake."
Connor Collins
kek
Landon Cook
Gavin Evans
thats a pretty large clit you got there
Adrian Bell
Claire looks nice, does she have balls?
Liam Sullivan
Parker Gray
Just by reading this makes me want to punch you in the face
Owen Smith
Lmaoo this is a great thread
Michael Nguyen
Ian Parker
I remember that thread.
I've been here too fucking long.
Henry Morris
Lost
Benjamin Moore
Adrian Torres
I'll just start the next thread with this and save you some work
Chase Morgan
Top kek
Nolan Brooks
Easton Ross
Colton Kelly
Matthew Smith
Jacob Morris
i wish
Dominic Morales
Lucas Watson
anyone has the image that says "What's the matter with black people ? They're not black and they're not people"
Juan Green
Caleb Reyes
Cooper Anderson
Andrew Wood
Ian Miller
james
Carson Stewart
Jeremiah Cook
Samuel Fisher
Jeremiah Nguyen
Christian Robinson
Alexander Rivera
Jose Ortiz
Pokemon shit and piss versions coming soon
Alexander Young
Joseph Gonzalez
>being this new
Owen Young
Finally Pakistan is doing something right
Jack Ramirez
Nolan Ross
Good. Take it as a warning.
Go outside.
Christian Barnes
Luis Lewis
Jacob Murphy
Kevin Cooper
Dominic Butler
start crying you fucking moralfags :)
Isaiah Long
After? No
During? Yes
Thomas Morales
Angel Morales
the only funny one is "sweatshop boys" - the rest are stupid.
Jeremiah Anderson
Elijah Diaz
why this nigger wearing a skirt
Isaac Moore
kek'd
John Myers
Gavin Evans
Mason Morgan
Zachary Martin
Matthew Sanders
nobody cares queer
heres your (you) fuck off back to redshit
Grayson Scott
> Sweatshop Boys
Lost
Jose Morales
Oliver Perry
It's funny because white women do actually fuck dogs though
Jaxson Parker
Made me smile
Andrew Gomez
Connor Williams
Blake James
Brandon Rogers
Josiah Brooks
Ryan Carter
Elijah Robinson
I'd be lucky to hook up
Chase Green
Hiiiiiiiii I'm claire
Parker Murphy
faggot
Samuel Walker
Fuck off
Evan King
Jaxson Anderson
Jayden Collins
Kevin Roberts
John Russell
Fuckin classic
Adrian Long
Kek
Kevin Ward
Camden Ward
She couldn't trap Stevie Wonder with that facial structure.
Evan Evans
Like what?
what even is this garbage
Thomas Baker
Jace Green
Luke Hernandez
it was a watermelon, just not ripe
Hunter Rogers
How to properly tie a noose
Lincoln Gomez
Aye
hopefully they give a demonstration of usage too
Jackson Reyes
Just straight up stealing jokes from Stephen Lynch songs? Fucking kys
Aiden Adams
I'd fuck the shit out of that dude/chick
Samuel Cook
Andrew Nelson
Teach us what? That imagination is better than reality in certain cases especially this one.
John Young
anyone have the original of this?
Christian Richardson
How to be a fag
Jaxon Mitchell
Anyone got this picture without the shapes?
Jace Gomez
where the fuck is post-it note girl?
Mason Wilson
i wanna pimp you out whats your snap
Isaac Howard
Eat shit you disgusting freak
Luis Taylor
I'm good I like my women without a penis
David Bailey
You got me.
Bentley Harris
Mason Torres
So you say....
Levi Wood
Jeremiah Parker
Aaron Richardson
Wut
Aaron Diaz
And Latinos love fucking horses almost all the bestiality shit I see is of a latino bitch or European
Benjamin Wright
Lucky bastard
Owen Mitchell
You do you little gay homie
Cameron Williams
Checked but fuck lmao
Joseph Young
Being Mentally ill is ok just do it from inside a lit fireplace.
Levi Green
Evan Hall
Jackson Collins
>Best dawg food
Isaac Bell
Jacob Turner
for real?
Christian Ross
Yes fag
Zachary Miller
Where are the sextuplets???
ANSWER MAGGOT
Wyatt Carter
aight
Angel Martin
Parker Wood
What an absolute chad
Also, checked
Asher Williams
Mason Johnson
Michael Fisher
Aaron Hughes
Julian Hill
Dominic Cruz
Just not a YLYL without true story bro.
Colton Carter
Nathaniel Bell
I like to think that pic is titled A tale of a Chad and a mad lad.
William Brooks
I'm so tight and naturally lubricating I want to be breed
Jayden Parker
you're also not passable and ugly as shit
jessica has made fun of you behind your back to me a lot, i crack up so much about it
Robert Wright
Lost
Asher Adams
you faggots, post post-it glasses meme girl
Benjamin Kelly
Dear faggot.
do you think there's a piece of OC in this entire thread?
Everything is stolen newfag.
Dominic Campbell
Lost
Samuel Garcia
Ethan Myers
Ayden Phillips
Colton Powell
snek
Landon Jenkins
Mason Mitchell
Anthony Bell
>nyone has the image that says "What's the matter with black people ? They're not black and they're not people"
these aren't funny
the fact that they aren't funny isn't funny either
Nathaniel Jones
Bentley Murphy
>naturally lubricating
blood doesn't count
Aaron Bennett
Carson Nelson
Andrew Ward
William Rogers
Xavier Lopez
thats a shrimp.
Connor Reed
Dominic Bell
I produce a lubricating juice bigot
Hudson Phillips
Need more like this
Kayden Carter
Lost. Please more of this!
Aiden Edwards
Isaiah Sullivan
care to know what jessica u says behind your back dude? i say dude because thats what she calls you, she knows you're not passable at all and makes fun of you so much, oh so much
Benjamin Stewart
Better than the originals
Jayden Clark
shits not a lubricant bro
Jacob Smith
Nicholas Powell
hot
Easton Foster
Carter Cook
William Lee
Jaxon Sullivan
great rack grandma
Luke Reyes
Lucas Cook
I like this
Ryan Brown
Brandon Brown
Angel Ross
Xavier Morris
Cooper Smith
Levi Miller
Jeremiah Moore
Josiah Green
Henry Murphy
lose every time
Jose Barnes
Evan Davis
Daniel Powell
Raj against the machine was good too
Jace Walker
Chuckled
Grayson Allen
Jaxon Gray
Matthew Hughes
Jason Richardson
Old meme
Jaxson Ortiz
Colton Wood
Colton Carter
Lost. Have a (You) faggot
Samuel Hall
She looks like fun
Joshua Gutierrez
Lost
Daniel Jones
excellent question
Justin Wilson
Logan Gomez
To keep that shape it would have to be frozen in which case you couldn't eat it so what's the point
Noah Morales
Jack Ward
Humans, a living cancer upon the earth. Biologically invalid. Contrary to the laws of nature. Men who cut their dicks off and women who don't bear children. Men and women who don't work. Crime, degeneracy and decadence are rampant. Scientific and natural law inform us that the human race is an unnatural cancer, post-life, an abomination in the eyes of nature and universal law. Yet you compare yourselves to ants? Ants are civilized, ants work collectively without issue to the point where they dominate the world. Ants are extensively organized and industrious. Humans laugh at their own failure to be 1% of the greatness that ants are. Ants evolved to have 1 queen so the rest of the ants can work. Humans evolved to be insane, delusional, narcisisstic, and believe themselves to be "god-like" despite being defined by the most disgusting and unnatural shit imaginable. Humans hardly work, and they only work because they are tempted by vice or pleasure. Ants work out of natural dedication and commitment to their hive and species. Ants work for free and coexist in a collective because they are so attuned to their existence that they are functionally selfless. They don't ask questions, they just work. They don't need to be intelligent in order to create empires, wage wars, and work selflessly. When tiny little ants are this powerful, this cohesive, and this civilized, you somehow think the human race and your endless unnatural and dysfunctional people are somehow worthy of existing in the same universe as ants? Let alone on the same planet. Let alone in the same breath. You're fucking disgusting, and every time you think "humans are important. humans matter humans are legitimate. humans are good. humans are high quality" or any other pro-human bullshit you tell yourself so you can sleep at night, just remember how dysfunctional and unnatural your societies are. Remember how you cannibalize yourselves, torture yourselves due to your own stupidity and delusion.
Ryder Collins
Cooper Edwards
I'm actually kind of like the first part, I don't speak well off the cuff so I at minimum plan out what I'm going to say and practice it a few times.
You should hear me talk to ATC, if anything goes differently than I'm expecting I completely freeze up lol
John Young
>tl;dr
You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
Matthew Fisher
Charles Evans
Don't worry faggot you'll be dead soon enough.
Oliver Walker
>genuinely deriving pleasure from this
Good one user, how's it feel knowing you'll never have a genuine Co nnection with someone because of this shit and there's literally no way to change back
Jason Martin
Colton Edwards
That's what I need
Aaron Wilson
Noah Diaz
Asher James
to be made fun of by the art creator? she said you've never been passable and that helped make her make those cartoons, she said it must be pathetic to look so masculine even after hrt and that the comic is based off of being a nonpassing tranny guy
Xavier Morales
Jack Wood
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooh. A ha!
Dominic Russell
someone really hurt you huh bud
Alexander Campbell
Cred Forums in a nutshell a few sharks a whole lot of dolphins
Christian Clark
Lol this makes his posts even more laughably sad
Josiah Hall
That was a long lost memory. Thank you.
Leo Jackson
Blake Perez
Just fuck off already your jealous I'm claire
Bentley Ramirez
your head looks like a manly tic tac bro
Kayden Nguyen
Why the long face horse?
Gavin Moore
you really only like to see things your way and block out all other interpretations don't you sir
either that or you're just a sad bitter person posting on this collective asshole of the internet
Landon Hill
why would anyone base a girl off of you? like, im pro lgbt but you? ew, she should have chosen a passing trap and not a horse man
Charles Ramirez
Lol get rekt transfag
James Adams
That did it
Michael Wood
Jealous for what exactly?
Gavin Collins
> oh fun, trace the lines
> orange
> lost
Ian Wilson
excuse me sir, it's "you're"
you're welcome man
Andrew Gray
Wow why are you getting so bent out of shape user, it's not like you're that manly looking tic tac
Christopher Peterson
Great now I have to fap. Thanks a lot faggot.
Lucas Peterson
Dude it's you're, thank me later bro
John Brown
just came here to laugh at manly tic tacs head.
cu faggots
Benjamin Cook
this guy gets it.
Caleb Fisher
Real jealous that you were the basis for a badly drawn Internet comic, think you'll ever top this amazing feat in the small time you have left before you most likely kill yourself?
John Russell
who said i was bent any way at all
i don't like people who explicitly put others down for their own entertainment
where i come from that's what we call an asshole
Henry Kelly
Michael Sanchez
Well knowing that i'm a masculine tic tac horse, i suppose only a few more days, i have to disappoint my parents more and come out to my grandma
i mean everyone knows im a manly ass fuck but they're just jealous of how big my head is
Aiden Cox
As oppose to people that arrogantly force their decisions into people's faces at every chance they get
Nathaniel Jones
What is the story behind this?
Christian Russell
They are expressing themselves.
Jordan Taylor
Lol I'm pretty jealous about that head too, would be perfect for bad bar jokes
Dylan Lee
i'm most famous cyber bully and yor gey
Elijah Martinez
As if that's an excuse for ignorance
Jordan Allen
As opposed to men who show off their nasty ass ginger bodies to other men for attention when they are not at all feminine.
you know, that old story, as old as time
but you're all just jealous off how he's a woman with a tic tac head, a horse face, a manly body, you're just jelly
Chase Cruz
This is great. It really highlights America's crumbling infrastructure and obesity problems.
Camden Morales
Fagboi got us to the limit.
Fitting to start and end on a down note.
Jace Gray
Shut the fuck up
Lincoln Lopez
I fail to see the problem here
Caleb Howard
What's it look like?
see to me, it looks CLEARLY like a wrestling match getting too close to the crowd.
That's just me though, maybe you see a mystical pony accidentally kissing the wrong rainbow brite while Jesus does a rail of coke off Ricardos fat coon cock
Mason Powell
Jaxson Cruz
kys commie scum
Carson Moore
You're nobody
Angel Torres
what the hell am i looking at? is that a jail cell of somekind?
Matthew Ross
Blink Floyd
Aiden Wilson
The mind of a Jew is more shocking to my humanity than anything called horror.
Brody Adams
Burning apartament building, recorded from a neighborg
Dylan White
I know you hear this alot at school, but kill yourself.
Adam Carter
the last bekfast
Brody Stewart
Fuckin lost
Mason Davis
With hit single “Move bitch lasagna, get out the way”
Cooper Walker
FUCKING CRAIG!
Leo Sullivan
>Anonymous
Might teach them to be fucking faggots. Traps are gay. 'Nuff said.
Andrew Reyes
Thanks kind stranger.
Joshua Collins
Youve been spinning for 9999999 hours 57 minutes.
Dylan Wood
>Actual true story inbound.
Jaxson Jackson
Bigots will never win.
James Hernandez
Sauce?
Isaiah Ramirez
Ok, but I ain't asking to learn how to suck dick
John Stewart
nice quads
Adrian Scott
kek
Logan Sanders
You sick fuck! How would the funeral be better if they were alive?!?
Tyler Nguyen
Epstein's cat?
Hunter Perry
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Ryder Harris
aint no inbred sand nigger that tall
Luke James
Butt pug.
Joseph Lewis
It's wrestling, it's fake.
Robert Scott
There is no East Philly fucktard
Henry Richardson
What? How can a city not have an east side? Did it all burn down?
Joshua Sullivan
South Detroit is in fact Windsor Ontario