Actual true story inbound:
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Unironically kill yourself please Im not even joking
As obviously is no one in this thread.
that's an odd color for popcorn
Bringin it back eh
I'm claire and I want to get ass fucked and give a blowjob while someone stimulates my clit
bobs against the vagene
>at least he's white now
that's not funny ya sick fuck
Hey friend, that's a cool story. Mind if I borrow it?
>Lmao the J Jonah shitposter is actually replying in this thread. I thought you NEET faggots liked to use a veil of silence to hide how pathetic you are? Fucking waste of oxygen, I wish your dad had just rubbed one out and focused on his studies instead of dumping in your equally complicit gash of a mother. Gonna hop off this thread now, hope your replies slowly stop making you feel superior so you actually turn the eye inward for a few minutes and realize what you are and kill yourself.
"I was told there would be cake."
thats a pretty large clit you got there
Claire looks nice, does she have balls?
Just by reading this makes me want to punch you in the face
Lmaoo this is a great thread
I remember that thread.
I've been here too fucking long.
I'll just start the next thread with this and save you some work
anyone has the image that says "What's the matter with black people ? They're not black and they're not people"
Pokemon shit and piss versions coming soon
>being this new
Finally Pakistan is doing something right
Good. Take it as a warning.
start crying you fucking moralfags :)
the only funny one is "sweatshop boys" - the rest are stupid.
why this nigger wearing a skirt
nobody cares queer
heres your (you) fuck off back to redshit
> Sweatshop Boys
It's funny because white women do actually fuck dogs though
Made me smile
I'd be lucky to hook up
Hiiiiiiiii I'm claire
She couldn't trap Stevie Wonder with that facial structure.
what even is this garbage
it was a watermelon, just not ripe
How to properly tie a noose
hopefully they give a demonstration of usage too
Just straight up stealing jokes from Stephen Lynch songs? Fucking kys
I'd fuck the shit out of that dude/chick
Teach us what? That imagination is better than reality in certain cases especially this one.
anyone have the original of this?
How to be a fag
Anyone got this picture without the shapes?
where the fuck is post-it note girl?
i wanna pimp you out whats your snap
Eat shit you disgusting freak
I'm good I like my women without a penis
You got me.
So you say....
And Latinos love fucking horses almost all the bestiality shit I see is of a latino bitch or European
You do you little gay homie
Checked but fuck lmao
Being Mentally ill is ok just do it from inside a lit fireplace.
>Best dawg food
Where are the sextuplets???
What an absolute chad
Just not a YLYL without true story bro.
I like to think that pic is titled A tale of a Chad and a mad lad.
I'm so tight and naturally lubricating I want to be breed
you're also not passable and ugly as shit
jessica has made fun of you behind your back to me a lot, i crack up so much about it
you faggots, post post-it glasses meme girl
do you think there's a piece of OC in this entire thread?
Everything is stolen newfag.
>nyone has the image that says "What's the matter with black people ? They're not black and they're not people"
these aren't funny
the fact that they aren't funny isn't funny either
blood doesn't count
thats a shrimp.
I produce a lubricating juice bigot
Need more like this
Lost. Please more of this!
care to know what jessica u says behind your back dude? i say dude because thats what she calls you, she knows you're not passable at all and makes fun of you so much, oh so much
Better than the originals
shits not a lubricant bro
great rack grandma
I like this
lose every time
Raj against the machine was good too
Lost. Have a (You) faggot
She looks like fun
To keep that shape it would have to be frozen in which case you couldn't eat it so what's the point
Humans, a living cancer upon the earth. Biologically invalid. Contrary to the laws of nature. Men who cut their dicks off and women who don't bear children. Men and women who don't work. Crime, degeneracy and decadence are rampant. Scientific and natural law inform us that the human race is an unnatural cancer, post-life, an abomination in the eyes of nature and universal law. Yet you compare yourselves to ants? Ants are civilized, ants work collectively without issue to the point where they dominate the world. Ants are extensively organized and industrious. Humans laugh at their own failure to be 1% of the greatness that ants are. Ants evolved to have 1 queen so the rest of the ants can work. Humans evolved to be insane, delusional, narcisisstic, and believe themselves to be "god-like" despite being defined by the most disgusting and unnatural shit imaginable. Humans hardly work, and they only work because they are tempted by vice or pleasure. Ants work out of natural dedication and commitment to their hive and species. Ants work for free and coexist in a collective because they are so attuned to their existence that they are functionally selfless. They don't ask questions, they just work. They don't need to be intelligent in order to create empires, wage wars, and work selflessly. When tiny little ants are this powerful, this cohesive, and this civilized, you somehow think the human race and your endless unnatural and dysfunctional people are somehow worthy of existing in the same universe as ants? Let alone on the same planet. Let alone in the same breath. You're fucking disgusting, and every time you think "humans are important. humans matter humans are legitimate. humans are good. humans are high quality" or any other pro-human bullshit you tell yourself so you can sleep at night, just remember how dysfunctional and unnatural your societies are. Remember how you cannibalize yourselves, torture yourselves due to your own stupidity and delusion.
I'm actually kind of like the first part, I don't speak well off the cuff so I at minimum plan out what I'm going to say and practice it a few times.
You should hear me talk to ATC, if anything goes differently than I'm expecting I completely freeze up lol
You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
Don't worry faggot you'll be dead soon enough.
>genuinely deriving pleasure from this
Good one user, how's it feel knowing you'll never have a genuine Co nnection with someone because of this shit and there's literally no way to change back
That's what I need
to be made fun of by the art creator? she said you've never been passable and that helped make her make those cartoons, she said it must be pathetic to look so masculine even after hrt and that the comic is based off of being a nonpassing tranny guy
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooh. A ha!
someone really hurt you huh bud
Cred Forums in a nutshell a few sharks a whole lot of dolphins
Lol this makes his posts even more laughably sad
That was a long lost memory. Thank you.
Just fuck off already your jealous I'm claire
your head looks like a manly tic tac bro
Why the long face horse?
you really only like to see things your way and block out all other interpretations don't you sir
either that or you're just a sad bitter person posting on this collective asshole of the internet
why would anyone base a girl off of you? like, im pro lgbt but you? ew, she should have chosen a passing trap and not a horse man
Lol get rekt transfag
That did it
Jealous for what exactly?
> oh fun, trace the lines
excuse me sir, it's "you're"
you're welcome man
Wow why are you getting so bent out of shape user, it's not like you're that manly looking tic tac
Great now I have to fap. Thanks a lot faggot.
Dude it's you're, thank me later bro
just came here to laugh at manly tic tacs head.
this guy gets it.
Real jealous that you were the basis for a badly drawn Internet comic, think you'll ever top this amazing feat in the small time you have left before you most likely kill yourself?
who said i was bent any way at all
i don't like people who explicitly put others down for their own entertainment
where i come from that's what we call an asshole
Well knowing that i'm a masculine tic tac horse, i suppose only a few more days, i have to disappoint my parents more and come out to my grandma
i mean everyone knows im a manly ass fuck but they're just jealous of how big my head is
As oppose to people that arrogantly force their decisions into people's faces at every chance they get
What is the story behind this?
They are expressing themselves.
Lol I'm pretty jealous about that head too, would be perfect for bad bar jokes
i'm most famous cyber bully and yor gey
As if that's an excuse for ignorance
As opposed to men who show off their nasty ass ginger bodies to other men for attention when they are not at all feminine.
you know, that old story, as old as time
but you're all just jealous off how he's a woman with a tic tac head, a horse face, a manly body, you're just jelly
This is great. It really highlights America's crumbling infrastructure and obesity problems.
Fagboi got us to the limit.
Fitting to start and end on a down note.
Shut the fuck up
I fail to see the problem here
What's it look like?
see to me, it looks CLEARLY like a wrestling match getting too close to the crowd.
That's just me though, maybe you see a mystical pony accidentally kissing the wrong rainbow brite while Jesus does a rail of coke off Ricardos fat coon cock
kys commie scum
what the hell am i looking at? is that a jail cell of somekind?
The mind of a Jew is more shocking to my humanity than anything called horror.
Burning apartament building, recorded from a neighborg
I know you hear this alot at school, but kill yourself.
the last bekfast
With hit single “Move bitch lasagna, get out the way”
Might teach them to be fucking faggots. Traps are gay. 'Nuff said.
Thanks kind stranger.
Youve been spinning for 9999999 hours 57 minutes.
>Actual true story inbound.
Bigots will never win.
Ok, but I ain't asking to learn how to suck dick
You sick fuck! How would the funeral be better if they were alive?!?
aint no inbred sand nigger that tall
It's wrestling, it's fake.
There is no East Philly fucktard
What? How can a city not have an east side? Did it all burn down?
South Detroit is in fact Windsor Ontario