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Actual true story inbound
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Moot will return a sage all the new fags.
i support multicutluralism and still thing we should ban gays
I don’t get it...
Who is that guy?
Its a gaming refference. Companies bump up the graphics to make the games look good. Then nerf the PC releases so they don't look better than the console versions.
The previews always look better than the actual game
K thx, I was thinking like ‘is e3 about people rolling all night or something and look like shit next day?’
i'd call bieber a "bitch", not a "faggot".
imagine there was this kid in junior high with the insecure, styled bowl cut that has cute girlish looks all the girls have a crush on and then, he starts hanging out with gay niggers like jaden smith and wears those retarded reborn mc hammer pants and then, when that's not cool anymore, starts getting pretentious tattoos, even posing with his white trash looking dumb ass father,shirtless. more tattoos, tries to make fun of himself in "zoolander 2" as if he can save himself from having been the reject he tries to mock but no one saw it. then, he's a desperate collaborator with any shitty gimmick like dj khaled, still singing like a bitch while he tries to add more tattoos and look tough. finally, he ends up with an ugly bitch who looks like faces no one can stand anymore--the baldwins--and cries about being depressed oh right, i forgot his premature reach to sell out to christianity but that might have been a genuine strategy proposed by his owners because he was falling out of popularity.
loser ass canadian bitch.
oh i forgot how he was with that mexican mon chichi thing and was photographed sitting ON her lap shirtless, like he was HER bitch.
just some faggot
it must be cool being white
It's just as illegal to eat and drive in many US states
i mean your not wrong on that account either
Does she have nudes?
Now post the one where he got fined for driving while distracted
This is now a Spider-Man thread
So what were the fuzzy cuffs too tight?
What kind of piss poor propaganda is this? The correct word for an "anti-sjw" is "authoritarian".
this is why cops shoot people
Great album. RIP.
You forgot about war jobs in there.
NIGHT SWIMMING DESERVES A QUIET NIGHT
Thinking of photoshoping a little Link hat on the kitty.
start crying you fucking moralfags :)
its a good thing they circled where youre supposed to look, otherwise i wouldnt have known. this is just good design
>social justice thief
>posted by a nigger
opie and anthony
E3 demos are on super machines.
They always have to nerf the graphics to be more compatible.
i scare. i shid pant too
Um.. no. Freddy Mercury was the quintessential faggot. Idiot.
To be clear, hes still cool.
He wanted paws, so he did that to make his hands bigger
do it fgt u fukn wont
what manga is that
Empire of Dust
Great to watch
wtf someone knows of them other than me?
Yes it is.
I can honestly watch that all day. I live in NJ and I usually hate Canadian geese. They cross the street on foot like a bunch of cunts when they can fly and shit in our parks fuck them. But if that little faggot can stand his ground against some angus cows I have a new found respect for them
what a god damn fucking retarded nigger
Found the literal retard.
Everything in this tread is horrible shit that only someone under the age of 14 could enjoy. If there are any oldfags still here to read this, I fear it is already too late to save Cred Forums. Make haste to the few remianing good boards and fortify yourselves as best you can. The enemy is no longer 'just summerfags'; the age of the eternal zoomer is upon us.
wow is that actually from the kobe photo leak?
Fuck you. I did it.
Liking popular things doesn't make you much of a person.
i don't get it
I knew you could do it
put me in the screenshot
The edge. It hurts.
Is sharting really so common in the US that there are tutorials for the appropriate reactions?
FUCKING VILE DELET THIS RITE NAOOOO
kobe is a burned man
This fucking got me.
>Hint: Hand-picked gameplay demo vs. actual gameplay
But how true is that really? Ultra always looks better than console. So even if they are run on insane hardware at a convention, it should still be better than console.
Fuck off newfag, m00t worked with the fbi.
god damn lol !
Listen here, newfag. Type snipping tool into your search bar and pin it to your taskbar. Thank you.
gus johnson, right? seems so familiar...
Geese are fucking shooters been saying it for years
You’re white too you fucking lying cuck.
There is a lot wrong with this post. but here is your (you)
Fucking Alex mack. Haven’t thought about that show since I was like 5
No one gives a shit, you must be new because we’re all pretty much desensitised to that shit by now. You’re late af.
living up to reputation.
MENTAL DISORDER !
Put it down before he infects more.
I got one thing to say to you
I kek... every time
Actually this was from a series of infomercials that aired in the UK.
You put too much thought into beiber. You faggot
As a military, this saddens me...
Who says immigrants are lazy? That one on the bottom is clearly a black fella with his baggie pants and 40oz
Photoshopped picture of ww2 propaganda based on photography: calling anime “art” in quotations. This is the substance of autism.
attack on eyeballs
I don’t know if politics are a factor in everyone’s life the way they are in yours. I know your dad is proud of you still. Good job on the politics son.
Obama added a lot of jobs tho. Millions.
It's literally just bots and discord trannies shitting up every major board to make us hate the site.
Remember Coomer? Boomer? Cumbrain? Cringe compilation Shrek? Gang Weed and now Soijack? All shit forced memes made by ban-evading discord trannies
Omg lost this is so good
>nigger immigrants welfare and destroy public property
>non nigger immigrants like spics or chinese steal our jobs by working as slaves then send the money to their mother country to feed war
thats a funny way of spelling "human".
RIP tanya degurchoff
Worst YLYL ever. wtf is this retardation
What am I suppose to do? Let my grandma die? Would YOU let your grandma die of hunger?
he was showing his cut, you kike nigger jelly of the white arian race
RIP Lil Bub.
you niggers are the worst race, you are underdeveloped troglodytes, go extinct already so there's more space for the superior humans
I am not a nigger, amerifat. I am a white latino and I have to send money to my grandma so she can eat and be healthy.
Empire of Dust.
For reference, the chinese man is not asking the doctor lawyer astronaut for anything like diamonds or emeralds, all he wanted was gravel.
founder of tumblr
sorry amigo, but your little abuela has lived suficiente, let her die and use the money to flourish out of your shithole
Women are definitely toxic as fuck, and this shit is extremely grounded in reality -- but what the fuck does "he patterns me when I act up" mean? I not a twitter-fag and I hate blacks.
Faggot couldn't even reply properly
duck autoconnector, I mint parents*
you're a nigger :)
>Forgetting Bush and his "inside jobs"
lost. mexican monchichi fuckin lol
Lost. Thank you user. Even my family member you is gay finds it absolutely revolting.
what happened here again. I did see that before
the guy on the right is ok
Not necessarily wrong. Not morally right. Something I like
furry decided they wanted their hands removed so they could do paw role play :(
>failed captcha because you missed the shoulders on the bottom middle and middle middle boxes
laughed way too hard
Milhouse is not a meme.
These niggas teeth would fit like a jigsaw
Can you imagine them making out and their teeth lock together and they can't get out
What is this retardation?
I knew it
Racists BTFO. Facts don't care about your racist feelings.
Typical racist. Confronted with facts. Fee-fees get hurt. Denies reality.
Lost. Fuck, never seen this one.
Pudi pudi pudi
Simon and Garfunkel?