Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>ミーム
そうだったのか
教えてくれてありがとう

そうかもな。
ここに住む混血のニガーの中では誰が美貌を持つかどうか確認できるよ。
傍らにいる日本人に適わんよ。
ハゲタカの産み付けみたいのやつ

ニコラス・ケイジや高嶋政伸がひどい目にあってるからいい印象はないね

Islamic Stateが台頭するまでISと言えば、このアニメのことだった

昨日はどの二次元化した日本人のキャラクターでオナニーしたの?

petだからペッティングっていうのか
今知った

あなたはとてもかわいいです
私はあなたに愛撫したい

日本語使ってるけどGKなのか

>(自然な)韓国人女性について何を考えますか?
you

ブラジルが舞台の映画、あまり本数は見てないけど結構面白いのが多くて記憶に残ってる。

The Elite Squad
The Elite Squad:The Enemy Within
City of God
Man on Fire

最後のは原作ではイタリアが舞台だけど。

これで:
exhentai.org/g/934965/e4f6f2e549/

ブラジル映画で大地震のパニック映画なかったっけ
あれけっこう面白かった

yes you said I should use Japanese more often

I'm curious. Do Japanese men find other Asian women pretty?

へー。そんな映画あるのか。タイトル覚えてる?

今wikipedia見たら荒川静香が日本スケート連盟の副会長になってたわ

所で映画のファヴェラとリアル事態にはそんなに違いないよ。

そうかそうか
気分がいい

> Do Japanese men find other Asian women pretty?
Sure I do. I wish I had chances to interact with them in real life. I have chatted with them online and these were quite fun. Too bad they and I live very distantly.

koreans threaten japanese with allergy
dont speak about them anymore

how did you chat with them? how did you meet?

やっぱりそうか。これらの映画を見てブラジルが好きになったけど、多数の国民を豊かにするのは簡単じゃないなー、とも思った。早く科学者が無尽蔵のエネルギーを開発して地球上から貧困を無くすべきだ。

not just korean. Chinese, Mongolian, Vietnamese

覚えていないけど、すごく面白かった

In some anonymous chatting website and picture drawing website. These were open and public to anyone. They and I met in these websites and we exchanged e-mail addresses or Chinese girls invited me to QQ and I made account there.

全滅した方が早いかな。。。

did you exchange pictures? please post her eyes :)
also pls post the link

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いくらBOPEでも彼ら全員と戦ったら弾薬が尽きて負けるだろう。

isac, good morning!
please post a picture of your eyes

The two Chinese girls who invited me to QQ were stunningly hot. But I didn’t save their pics. Even if I did, I wouldn’t share the pics with some German weirdo.

Link to what? The websites of drawing and chatting? These websites have disappeared years ago.

why did you not go to China to meet them?
also i'm not a weirdo!

次選挙の候補者はある会見でこう言った
>ファヴェラの麻薬商人者全員が自首しなかったら、BOPEが民間皆殺そうとしよう。
ある程度に効率的と思う

do not scare isac

ブラジルにもドゥテルテが必要だね

isac is my friend

Good question. I have chosen wrong choices. One of them have married with some guy. Another girl is a career woman in some famous company. I just hope they are doing good.

> i'm not a weirdo!
Alright.

Honest question, why is Jap english in general very poor? Aren't ESL courses quite commonplace, especially given the rigid curriculum of Japanese schools?

you have nothing to offer as a friend

r8 my setup

i'm white and i'm wealthy

>ドゥテルテ
>誰れ

are you a different Brazillian?

俺もフィリピンのドゥテルテを思い出した。しかし他国のことでも血なまぐさい惨事は起きて欲しくないというのが正直な感想です。

do you speak any foreign language?

how wealthy are you?
show us your car again.

Hello isac:)

これは絶対に見ろ!
黒いオルフェ Orfeu Negro
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki//黒いオルフェ
未来世紀ブラジルBrazil
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/未来世紀ブラジル
これを知らずして何も語るなという感じだが、ブラジル人はブラジルではないと言うらしい
なお、南米物ではアルゼンチンの「蜘蛛女のキス」も必見だぜ
above

ドゥテルテはフィリピンの現大統領だよ。警察に、麻薬に関連する(とみなされる)人物は裁判なしで時と場所を選ばず処刑せよと命じて実行させたんだ。大勢の人間が殺されたっぽい。でも日本の天皇と会談した時はすごく礼儀正しく殊勝なことを言ったりする。

真っ青すぎて日焼けしろよ
はい別人でござる
皆の為にしなきゃ行かんだめ人間がいるよ。
見た事ない

no and I won't give you any money
unless you introduce me to your sister

hello

do you have a boat?

数千人の麻薬の売人を私設軍隊でを使って殺したフィリピン大統領

used to have a boat

such a sad story
can i visit you and hug you?

核融合やな
常温核融合可能という話はどうなったんやろ?
鏡音リン 炉心融解
youtube.com/watch?v=xcuf2S_1yNo
来たなヤンデレ
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orfeu_Negro
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(1985_film)
世界的な評価として、映画史に残る映画だ

人を無暗に殺したり、恍けていい奴の印象をしたりする。
丸で007の悪投みたいな。

>VA-11 HALL-A
excellent taste my syrian friend

ドクタ・ノオとか
もっとも他の日本旗は知らないよだが
developmental dictatorship開発独裁
という国際政治学の基礎概念は、バルガスGetúlio Dornelles Vargasを典型とする
Rodrigo Roa Duterteは、彼のようにフィリピン国民には人気がある「独裁者」
スハルトやマルコスに比べてマシなんだろな

No, but my country’s education system is a laughing stock.

>tfw isaac will never show you some comfy iceberg on his boat

I don't really like that English learning is gaining importance in our education system.
I don't know if learning a language is for everybody.
It's time consuming, but values that being a bilingual produces seem to be not much now or in the future.
It's fun to be able to chat with people from other countries though.

Did you at least have mandatory Spanish in high school?
If you did you'd know language classes are pretty terrible at actually teaching language.
The same goes for the system in Japan. If you don't actually take in a language all the time, you can't learn it.

hey why are you acting like a child?
do you still have social anxiety?

are you circumcised?

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I wonder if she got her clit cut off to prove her devotion to islam

i want to lick her vagina

北朝鮮に資源があるって価値を認めて戦争を止めることと
日本が賞賛されるブログと意味が同じ?

少なくとも「五輪終了まで軍事介入はない」が、米本土を核で恫喝している以上、戦争は不可避でしょう

I got an offer to work in Bristol
I thought about it and it might be a good opportunity to get a gf

日本語ネイティブじゃない日本国旗が混ざってるのバレバレだぞ

do you like Germany?

Cred Forumsで日の丸=日本人と考えるのは、かなりおバカ

もちろんそう思ってないよ
釘をさしただけだ

4chで日本旗の半分ぐらいはプロクシか在日か英語教師です

あなたは好きですか?
私は朝食を作った。
私はパンケーキ、ワッフル、ベーコンを得て...そしてあなたのお気に入り!
ソーセージ!
食べてください! 私はもっと持ってきます! あなたは先に大事な日を持っています!

飯テロやめてくれ
腹減るだろ

ハーフも多いし純粋な日本人は日本国旗の中ではもう既にマイノリティかもな

Hi I have a pen

hi i have a pain apple

Hi I don’t have a soul.

Hi I have AIDS

Hi I'm white

Hi I have a Japanese girl texting me every day
she wants my d
what should I do?

Well, ampute your big D and send it to her by airmail.

*amputate

no I mean I want her to stop texting me
I want nothing to do with double eyelid uggos

おはよー
飢え死にしそー

コンビニエンスストアに行き、コンドロンを購入してください

Hi Billy Mays here

youtube.com/watch?v=cKz-77m4NHQ

コンドロン?

日本人さん
インドについてどう思うのか?

アメリカンドッグ

Good posters

おっはよーございまーす!

Tell her you are a pedophile therefore you want to fuck her since she looks underaged for Japanese neotenous feature. She would get creeped out and stop texting you.

you just want to see me getting humiliated on girlschannel

本真?インド事態なら?

あと1時間半で食堂に行けるんだー
開店まで生き延びるかなー

No one would care about some creepy German pedophile on girlschannel.

カーリングのおやつタイム
日本チームだけ床に座って食べている
youtube.com/watch?v=X1LMYdkrekQ&t=24s

国自体に対してどう思うかという事?

うん

アフリカでは飢えている子供がいることを覚えている
あなたのカフェテリアに連れていってください。 アメリカが好き

do you think I can get a girlfriend on girlschannel? where do i find an otaku gf?

They have rich history, worthy of reading shitloads of historical books on them

i would love to have that breakfast you made with petting your back
hi i have a huge Dick
月曜が来たので、ワイは寝なればならない
さあ、一緒に寝よう
もう一度寝直すのだ
Hi Panutsuya here
Indo-Aryan・Gurkha
British Indian Army
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Indian_Army
インドはやがて中国を抜き、その頃ブラジルは日本を抜いて、日本は世界5位の経済国になるとか

IGNORE he's a well known spammer and troll

高木さんはおすすめですか

Me too.
I'm deeply interested in indian culture
>インドはやがて中国を抜き、その頃ブラジルは日本を抜いて、日本は世界5位の経済国になるとか
事実より自分の意見を言ったらどう?

A chink sent me this
Really make you think

A frog sent me this
Really make you think

and I never did. Just posted a pic of your body, not your face

because you never had a face pic. you posted everything you had: my name and picture

>The socialist country
What country?

They are highly memed though, India is the most underrated cunt on Cred Forums i guess. As for Islamic architecture in the world, mosques built in Mugar Empire takes the cake. This crimson red is unique to India.

kek
you merely said what had been said to you from me
少しエッチで男に夢中なのに気が付いてくれないもどかとさがかわいい
>事実より自分の意見を言ったらどう?
その事実の前に、哀しい
Every user
Good Night

不潔
後進国
人口過多
カースト制度
カレー
ITに強いインド系移民
こんなイメージ
中国を見る目とほぼ同じ
だが今は中国の方がマシだと思っている
日本より劣っているという理由からインドは嫌い

The Socialist republic of China.

where did you meet her?
answer me please. if i got a chinese gf you would benefit from it too

>インド
日本みたいにミーム国だぞ
youtube.com/watch?v=nIayOPPW1yE

I'm more interested on the hindi and budhist side of things

sigks are brotier

sihk

外見たら
雪あった

hey friend
did you eat kare kare and halo halo today today?

>I'm more interested on the hindi and budhist side of things
Too bad Islamic dynasties in medieval era fucked up bunch of Buddhism architectures mainly in the northern part of India. 2bqh i'm totally ignorant of Indian history, like i know only a bit about them, let alone religious history.

Anyway India is quite interesting in that shitloads of religions like Buddhism, Hindi, Islam, Sik, Jaina blah blah have developed.

I know the most popular form is "かわかみ" (川上), but shouldn't "かわがみ" also be correct? When a "か" word comes after another word shouldn't it become a "が" word? I've seen some かわがみs on the internet here and there

田舎住み?

>かわかみ
>かわがみ
both accepted. Japanese family names have shitloads of irregularities and variants.

Nope sorry, 川上 doesn't adopt かわがみ.

たまたま森の隣に住んでる
太平洋岸北西部っていう地帯
森林が多い

大学と繁華街みたいなとこあるから田舎とは言いづらい。都会じゃないんだけど

jisho said it does

Funnily enough an online name dictionary doesn't. but you can because another dictionary says so.

2 proofs vs. your 1 proof

lmao you owned me

3 now do you still wanna keep going

あれ?
テキサスじゃなかったのか

I lost to you m8

5時に帰るドイツ人、5時から頑張る日本人

no problem bro nothing personal just a debate on which is correct or incorrect

ワシントン州だよ
テキサスってそんな樹種あるのかな

はい!
存在していないんだ

この絵の間違えを見つけられますか ?

I often sink in suicidal thoughts. Because I feel easier then.

Topic derailed, i had two friends whose name is both "前田", but they are respectively called "まえた" and "まえだ". Japanese family names are literally fucked up.

how does that work? is it because thinking about leaving real life will free you from responsibilites? if so, i think in a similar way, but i fantasise about hiding myself in the jungle to hunt animals and eat fruits. it would be easy for me, since i'm brazilian.

フィンランドの国旗がない!

ポーランド? デンマーク国も表示がない。

japanese names can be whatever afaik, according to a online dictionary, 女神 (given name) can be "Maria" (christian figure) or "Atena" (greek religion figure) when its just read as "megami"

フィンランドはスカンディナヴィアに入ってるかどうかしらない

>ポーランド
何言っているんだ

これ思い出した

ちんこ横から見て、
上半分がノルウェー。
下半分がスウェーデン。
玉袋がフィンランド。
「ノル上、下スウェーしたら玉がフィンフィンする」とやや強引に覚えろ。

i always think of "前" as a small old fashioned TV with antenna

キラキラネーム and family names are different

yes i forgot about the "kirakira name" concept, i apologize.

わかった!
フィンランドはスカンジナビアじゃないのに枠の中に入ってる!
これ絶対アタリだな

Would "やまと" be considered a kirakira name if written as "山人"? lol

omg I wish I could talk to the chink qt I see every week
But she knows when she looks into my eyes
she sees what I posted here
she know what I think about her
The eyes and my fetish and yellow fever
But if I only like asians but I can't do it, I will never be happy

やっぱりわれわれは、世界中でこんなにイジられている!シリーズ
累計100万部!あの『世界の日本人ジョーク集』が帰ってきた!
AI、観光立国、安倍マリオ……。「不思議な個性派」日本人の魅力を再発見!

> is it because thinking about leaving real life will free you from responsibilites?
Kind of yes. What the society demands you and your actual purpose(in spiritual sense) of your life are often different. The former is like “work harder”, “earn more money” or “contribute to the company”. The latter is like loving someone, having family or helping others. I don’t have any of the latter. I did my best at helping those who in troubles or difficulties though. So, I feel as if I’m free to leave this world anytime. The former just makes me suffer.

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have you ever seen an elk?

Slap the Jap!
youtube.com/watch?v=tBDntY7mW5c

またいつものデンマークくんかw
デンマークなんてどうでもいいからどっかいけよw

やったー!

I don't think so

I feel for you. I'm a 19 year old, i graduated from high school, but didn't really learn anything. in brazil, its common to graduate even if you're a poor student if you were studying in a government-run school, since the government has to reach a quota of approved students every year. i didn't knew not taking school seriously would affect me so much, and now my life just won't move forward. it's been two years since i graduated and i'm still unemployed with no experience at all. even McDonalds won't give me a job. i took the High School National Exam (which enables you to go to college for free), but i performed so poorly that it was useless. i can't pay for college, my father lost his job and my mother is struggling to bring food to the table.
my dream was to learn japanese and become a teacher in japan, because i love that country. even if it's an ridiculous dream, that was still my dream. now my dreams are crushed, just like i am inside. the only thing who keeps me moving forward are my friends and my lover, who doesn't judge me and like me for what i am.

so you see, you are not the only one worried about responsibilites, but please understand that dying is not the solution. seek for your loved ones, your family, your friends, and if you have none of those, i can be your friend. i just want you to stay alive, because who knows what might be beyond that door called "death". it might be something much worse than what you got now, you may be suffering but you still have water, food and clothes. i'm a very religious person, and i believe there's always a solution for your dilemmas. please stay with us, and do your best to overcome the situation.

as long as you still have your life, food and water, you can still go on. it's only really over when you finally die, so please don't end it. keep struggling to overcome your problems.

are there many asian girls where you live in Göteborg?

ドイツにアジア人が多い地域は存在しますか?

My grandfather was Korean. His family suffered during the cruel Jap occupation. Jap must pay.

デュッセルドルフはドイツで最も日本人です
彼らは毎年日本に捧げられた1日を持っています

そのイベントに参加した事はありますか?

いいえ。 それは規範とコスプレのためだけです
そこに行く男性は、日本人女性やアジア人女性だけをファックしようとしている
とにかく大きなイベントは好きじゃない

He is the girl in the photo.

despair and schadenfreude

ドイツにいる時そのイベント以外でアジア人女性と知り合える機会や他のイベントはありますか?

いいえ。 それが私がいつも孤独になる理由です
電車では毎週4人のかわいい中国人女性がいる。 私は彼らと話をしたい。 しかし、彼らは多すぎます

相手が一人でないと話しかけづらいんですか?
一重なら中国人でもいいんですか?

私は一般の人と決して話すことができません
私は黄熱病のように見えるだろう
だから、私は孤独な処女

>私は孤独な処女

who of you is this?

are you the cute chinese boi?
if you're not gay can you introduce me to your sister?

Looks like a 孤独な処女 to me.

No I'm a blonde white russian.

アメリカ人なのにロシア人なのか

両親は移民だからね

にゃるほど
金髪ってレアキャラじゃん

顔の半分隠しててもブスと分かるとか・・・

それは日本の白人です
彼は彼女にCred Forumsの注意のために写真を撮るように強制した

みなさん、こんにちは! お元気ですか?

お元気ですよ

なるほど、確かに自撮りじゃないわ
そう考えるとこの子は可哀そうだな
beta白人のマウンティングのためにブスを世界中に晒されて・・・

ファイン
残念ながら私はロシアに興味がないので、あなたは私の友人になれません

私を憎んではいけない
しかし、私はアジアの熱がある、私は良い人です
私はノーマリーホワイトではない

炉好きRuskii

"user has no fucking chill"は日本語でなんといますか

水曜日は中国と日本の歴史の試験があります。
超緊張してる

おはよう!
こちらはもうすぐ朝だ
もちろん元気だぜ

君がしっかり勉強したのなら大丈夫さ

hey if you still haven't read this then please do

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中国の歴史は夏朝から清朝までですよ
どんなに勉強してもやっぱりぜんぶおぼえるのはむりみたいです。
簡単な質問をすることを願っています

そうか
確かに中国の歴史は覚えるの大変そうだな
中国史と日本史それぞれ別に選んだの?
それともセット?

I was in love with an Italian girl once
She broke my heart
I asked her out
She pretended to be my gf for 2 weeks
i was so in love
the she says she was just joking and that i'm ugly
that day I realized all women are assholes
My self esteem died forever and I knew I would never get a gf in my life

セットです
コースは「東アジアの歴史」だけど、モンゴルと韓国の歴史の授業は少なくてテストに含んでいないです。

>I was in love with an Italian girl once She broke my heart
I know that feel, man. 14th of november, 2016 she left me after we'd been together for 5 years. I cried for weeksm stayed depressed for months.

fucking normiefag

Come on, We're a german and an italian in the japanese thread, this is the last place for us to be one against another

いい日本人は全員寝てるよ

君が良くないの

i identify as Korean
white people are disgusting pigs

ねないでえええええええええ

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なんとエロいバーチャルユーツーバー

4時から7時くらいは本当に人がいない

そうかそうか
君が試験で高得点を取れますよーに!
おまじないしといたぜ
がんばれよ

その時間帯に盛り上がりまくってたら逆にヤバない?

ありがとう!!
頑張るぞ!

i wish i was in a wheelchair
then girls would love me

>shaved legs
Absolutely haram, my arabian friend.

少しも乳が揺れないけどな

そのためにミライアカリがいます

a girl should shave her legs senpai

>girl

wow so mean

The truth isn't always nice

あぁあのビッチの乳はプリンみたいに揺れるよな
あのモデルにはかなり金をかけてるらしい
エロさはナンバーワンだ

i'm a girl (female) and i shave my legs

レア警告

でもその揺れるエフェクトほんとにあんなに高いですか? 物理エンジンに任せるだけじゃないですか?

なんて名前の国だ?

アフガニスタン

あぁ乳揺れに金をかけてるんじゃなくてミライアカリというモデルそのものにかなり金をかけているからモデル自体の完成度がすごいんだよ

Post tits or gtfo

人口を見ると珍しい存在には見えないがここCred Forumsでは殆ど見ないか?

fuck off newfag

Confirmed male

串何でしょう

why would I ever post a pic of myself here?
I want a real gf or bf and not a shallow virgin neet

I just read it. Thanks. I’m sorry for the late reply. I didn’t expect anyone would reply to my previous post and I fell asleep because I got tired of thinking about past and future.

I hope your dream will come true. Reading your post, I can tell you you are a smart person. And you are such a caring person. You deserve to be a teacher. You would be a good teacher.

When I was living with my parents in their home, my dad’s business wasn’t going well and my mom was working hard taking many part time jobs as well. So I suppose I know how you are feeling.

Sorry, I’m not good at giving advice or cheering others up. But I’ll keep struggling to overcome my problems. Thanks for listening to me and replying to me.

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うまそう

マジかよ・・・

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おはよう

こっち見んなw
北極クマは可愛いけど毛並みが白いから
食事シーンのグロさも目立つな

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お゛は゛よ゛ぉ゛ぉ゛ぉ゛ー゛!!!

よく見るとそのクマ、日本国旗みたいな顔してるな

おはよう
今週もまたがんばろうぜ

おはよう

おはよう!
花粉症だけどマスクして頑張る
そう言われてみれば鼻が真ん丸だねw
しろくまくんは駄洒落が好きなお茶目な白熊です

アルベルトおはよう!

ヨーロッパの歴史は全体で習うけど、東アジアの歴史は国ごとに別々に習うんだな。

日本でも自国のみの独尊史観か、中国の影響下と考える隷属史観の二択しか存在しない。
互いの影響を考えるヨーロッパの歴史観は進歩的だ。

kill me

断る

私はもう寝て行くよ
おやすみ

i hate myself

「寝て行く」は"sleep before leaving"という意味になっちゃうよ。
「もう寝るよ」で大丈夫。

おやすみ

a day without a gf is a wasted day

I would recommend you some youtube videos that teach a lot about pursuing your objectives and becoming a great person in life. They teach about standing up for yourself and going after what you want. Sadly, they are all in portuguese, but i'm pretty sure you can find these same kinds of videos in any language.

But basically, you should just do whatever you want, regardless of what others may think. If you want to become a business man, then do it. If you want to become a videogame designer, then do it. If you want to become a transformer, then do it. If you want to become a ninja, then do it.

Disregard social expectations completely.

And don't complain about things. Complaining just holds you back. If you keep complaining that you can't do certain things because of this and that, you'll never achieve anything in life. If something is on your way, you need to take it out of your way and proceed with your objectives, not complain about it.

Now go and be a great man in Japan.

俺の忘れてしまった純粋さ is here

is she a girl?

This is just an aside but your English is very good. You come off as pretty smart too based on your writing. Maybe you could look into doing some sort of translation work?

またウンコ漏らしちゃった

アメリカ人だったら仕方ないね

Wanpiss?

Many thanks, although I was pretty sure that I made a fair amount of mistakes on those replies. Well, maybe it was just paranoia after all, since it's not everyone who gets complimented by an native speaker, especially here on Cred Forums. And yes, used to make subtitles for some random videos when people were making requests. I do think a lot about working with translations, but... I have no idea how to start. I've applied to a job at Leapforce, but still didn't get any answers from them yet.

I really wish I could put those "language talents" to use, it's sucks to always be out of cash.

>I used
Fix'd

i dont know what you mean
but it's sure you are gay

Where is that "djt" thread?

looks like it's dead on Cred Forums right now

Kill yourselves, faggots, useless trash, take this shit out of here it's r9k or reddit, fucking new4chan I swear.

Oh hey I used to work for Leapforce too haha, I was doing search engine evaluator stuff. That was back when I was probably about your age and in a similar position (NEET with no job experience).

I don't know much about getting into translation stuff but I do think your English is really good, so maybe if you tried doing some fan translations in order to create a portfolio or something you could get someone to hire you based on that without them worrying about your academic history.

This thread is for tarking at randam in Japanese and English, why don't you leave if you don't like it.

I want to go to Japan and spend my time flirting with qt girls working in convenience stores and cafes.

I wanto to to go Japan and have consensual sex with Princess Kako.

fuck off.

Yes, I will fuck Princess Kako's tits off. :^)

kill you.

what did he mean by this

I can't believe that both posts( ) were written by the same user.

I will kill Princess Kako's hymen.

このクソカナダ旗の外人は日本人が皇室を侮辱されることを何より嫌うことを理解していない
こんなゴミは絶対日本に来るなよ

He is right.
寝て行く means sleep and go. If you write it like 寝ていく it means to gradually sleep or continue sleeping, which is what everything in that image means.
What portuguese user wanted to say was just 寝る

Does anyone know Princess Kako's three sizes?

Do you know this guy?

たぶん理解した上での煽りだと思う

what
i thought everything that ends with いく mean to go and do x

釣りだ
ゴミであることに違いはないけど
ハイドポストしとけ

I already sex with her.

そうだろうな
目の前にいたら日本刀でぶった切ってやるのに

YOU DUMB GOOK I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEX WITH HER FIRST

Nope.
If you want to say go and do x you say ~に行く
Like 寝に行く
But that sounds like you're about to go somewhere else to sleep so normally you just say 寝る

I am not that user

I just want to flirt with convenience store qts and barista qts

i refuse to believe that

カナダ旗と韓国旗をフィルターしとけ

kys

If you restore the hymen with stem cells, does that mean the virginity gets restored too?
If so we should restore Kako's hymen right away.

進化してるよな、google翻訳
I would recommend you some youtube videos that teach a lot about pursuing your objectives and becoming a great person in life. They teach about standing up for yourself and going after what you want. Sadly, they are all in portuguese, but i'm pretty sure you can find these same kinds of videos in any language

私はあなたの目的を追求し、人生で偉大な人になることについて多くを教えるいくつかのYouTubeのビデオをお勧めします。 彼らはあなた自身のために起立し、あなたが望むものを追いかけることについて教えます。 残念ながら、彼らはすべてポルトガル語ですが、私はあなたがどんな言語でも同じ種類のビデオを見つけることができると確信しています。

Yes, I will kiss Kako's nipples when we get together some night.

Im sorry.She is now sucking my dick under the desk.

get lost gooks!

Yes. I like him. I was sad when he passed away.

most of korean men also have plastic surgery just like korean women in S.korea?

I will make

Goddamnit Korea.

No just girls doing that

Of course. Princess Kako's sucking his plastic dick right now.

new

i heard almost all gooks(men and women) have plastic surgery

コリアンスレたててそこでやってればいいのに

長くて具体性のある文ほど翻訳の精度も上がる気がする

くだけた言葉からの翻訳はいつまでもイマイチなのかな

くだけた会話やスラングや省略語なんかは
だめだろうね