What’s Cred Forums‘s job??

Home Keeper

>job

Guarding for my home

Machine engineer.

Military

Trilingual career moderator of an internet forum.

Cnc laser operator

flight attendant

I'm a NEET too.

me too

>implying

PLC technician

junior programmer

Metallurgist

Immigration officer.

what’s wrong with his face

shitposter/neet

Im a hunter

I hunt memes

project manager in a small engineering association

Construction layout/ Surveyor.
22 M Ottawa

What do you mean, hes qt

transport planner

How did you even get a job like that?

Im a gatherer

I gather memes

professional employment avoider

yeah this is Cred Forums mate not fucking plenty of fish

Currently working as a wash aggregate concrete finisher until I decide what to do next.

Do you play Structural Steel Draftsman Zimulator at home?

professional bitcoin trader

chimney sweep

welder reporting in

damn that's good bants

I'm a short term power trader on the european markets.

I have sex with beautiful women for a living.

What if I said BLACK male.

Would you let me into your wife ?

Electrician

Community College math teacher

Professional NEET on disability.

Local?

What do you mean by local? If you mean if I'm Maltese then yes I am.

Do you enjoy

Ħsibtni waħdi.

I'm not going to write in Maltese but yeah there's plenty more of us here.

On Cred Forums yes. but on Cred Forums, I've never met anyone one Maltese, usually they're foreigners working here. And I'm almost always here.

Anti-Cred Forumstard defense force

r u a gril

I'm here 24/7 since I'm a neet on disability.

i will find myself a sugar mommy to provide me

on Cred Forums? If so, you might have seen my autistic shit then.

two jobs, supermarket and warehouse worker

I've seen everything. I have real autism too.

>everything
I'm sorry.

I've never checked, but I sure act like it sometimes.

benis

I used to jokingly say I had autism before and then I went to a psychiatrist and he told me I have autism for real.

>I'm almost always here

How old are you

I don't want to say too much, but I recently started visiting a psychotherapist myself,
and I would be surprised that she'd drop some similar bomb on me. We'll see.

Am I the chicken?

Yes and you get a hug because iktf only i do have a full time job where i just shitpost all day every day

Thank you, I needed it.

I'm studying in a vocational "Small Business administration and accounting" (I don't know how to exactly translate it). I'm doing my internship in April.

I make steam and then use the steam to do things
Or at least that's what I should be doing if I COULD FIND A FUCKING JOB

Only liars

Sounds amazing, wish I could do it here.

Is it that hard to believe people actually have jobs?

I manage a pharmacy, study game design and have a part time job as an intern at a studio.

I get about 5 hours of sleep nightly.

This is what normies consider "success" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH grim as fuck

Automobile salesman.

No, success would be me only having one job and working 30 hours a week.

This is hell. I'm going to quit the intern job in two months after I have enough time to build a resume.

At that point I only work 32 hours weekly and still walk away with $4100 per month

>Switzerland
>Bank sector

22

>study game design
What book or web are you using?

I am a professional goy.

code monkey

Im part of a marketing team that works for a famous videogame comptant

Currently a HS senior and I'm working as Customer Service for Best Buy right now. Hoping to become a plumber after HS

I actually just got lucky af and got into an awesome program at a great school. My dads an audio engineer that worked with a bunch of metal bands in the 80s and has friends in splayed across the entertainment industry and my best friends uncle is a pretty relevant director who came out of the school I'm attending so they hooked me up with admissions. Living in LA has some pretty rad perks.

Thing-discusser.

I'm a chef

Why plumber

Are you not white

I'm professional polish death camps denyer.

I'm not white actually.

How would a Shitcano manage a pharmacy?

That is not a surprise to me

do you prefer GS or 7eleven?

I hold a joint position at a defense firm. I design the controllers for missiles and the algorithms for path planning. In addition, I develop the mathematical models for basic missile guidance systems to ensure that they're appropriate for our goals. I also work with the software engineering division of my company to write/implement those mathematical models since some of the software engineers don't have a very firm grasp on mathematics. I consistently deal with higher math stuff and modeling it.

It's really nice. Going on two years, just got promoted. Will be leading a project in the next month. I'll have to manage two engineers, plus will have to make sure the specifics of the contract are followed. It's a dream job; I'm literally doing math/programming 40-50 hrs/week.

Planning on opening my own business later on. Soon.jpg

With efficient and proven management practices and a courteous, welcoming attitude towards customer service.

Did you actually expect an user from California to be White?

I'm an attorney. Training to become a prosecutor.

so does this make sense to you then?
youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

i work with a small business doing data analysis. we construct data in a way to generate profit for local businesses. comfy as fuck

Do you hate Donal Blumf and whi pipo? Or are you one of those hard-working Latinos who has assimilated into Murrican culture and became a conservative

Mechanical engineer

get out of my sight skank

What was posted?

a picture of some thot. along with the dialogue, this girl comes up to you and tells you she's about to play the most profound, sickening, deep hip hop song that will change your life and then 'dance with the devil' by immortal technique comes on

what do?

Kek. Perfectly explained.

...

DC Monkey

I clean hotel rooms. Once had to clean an upper decker from the toilet tank.

Both and neither?

I think Trump is fucking retarded and I'm like 8th generation American. I'm not stringently conservative though. I tend to vote more towards the left socially, I only sometimes side with the right regarding taxes and budgets.

I hate contemporary liberal Whites more than conservative Whites if that's what you're asking.

>Once had to clean an upper decker from the toilet tank.
surely they just charge the person who was staying there last since they have their credit card on file for that type of shit(kek) right?

Yeah you can get charged a little more for things like smoking in the rooms, shitting where you shouldn't shit and having a pet and not mentioning it.

>effort so you can enjoy life afterwords..

Nice user... sadly im too lazy to put some effort on things.

>Did you actually expect an user from California to be White?
I literally said i was not surprised you are not white

Retail inventory

I might have Asperger's.

As a plumber I can earn a breddy good amount of money fresh out of high school

psychiatrist

aka kike shill

I'm in Sixth Form.

professional masturbator

kek

uhuh please tell me more about my job

Insurance Underwriter Assistant for a US insurance company.
Soon to be welder.

Oi! How much do you earn?

Shepherding interns at my company and occasionally doing some industrial engineering work

Only job I ever had was as an extra in a TV series. They cut my scene.

>Machine engineer.
post a machine you have made

kek

>I hold a joint position at a defense firm. I design the controllers for missiles and the algorithms for path planning. In addition, I develop the mathematical models for basic missile guidance systems to ensure that they're appropriate for our goals. I also work with the software engineering division of my company to write/implement those mathematical models since some of the software engineers don't have a very firm grasp on mathematics. I consistently deal with higher math stuff and modeling it.
any advice for a mechanical engineering student?

>I hate contemporary liberal Whites more than conservative Whites if that's what you're asking.
...why?

I am not white, I am indian
white liberals are the good ones desu
they are the ones who don't post racist shit about you on Cred Forums

Working in an Amazon fulfillment center for 10 hours during 4 days of a week is awful but I need the money and the benefits.

Black bull for local white women.

Electronics Test Technician desu, about to start working as a trainee for a company that do defence, aerospace and satellite stuff, think radar for planes, aircraft carriers and satellite comms.

I am a sailor, rich people hire me as a marine engineer for their big yachts while they larp as naval officers.

Metrologist. I inspect things with a CMM machine.

Miner.

What do you mine? My father in law in Zimbawe works in a gold mine, he used to own it.

Iron ore. Not as fancy but pays well

...

Bookmaker

>he used to own it.
what happen?

Programmer

The blacks took the mine away despite having owned it for 3 generations, the banks then crashed and left pretty much everyone which wiped out the father in laws savings.

Home PC operator))

Bum in mommy's basement

Testdrives in russia must be a trip.

I work in a internet cafe.

hartz iv

нa pынкe или в caлoнe?

That's the most German job possible.

Hello Ossie

Landlord

>job

neet.

learning javascript so i can get a job as programmer.

package scanner at an amazon factory