What should I put in my sushi?

What should I put in my sushi?

Rice

Cream cheese

vegemite, kangaroo finger and canola oil

Log of shit

sliced mcdonalds patties

tomatoes, paprika, bacon and eggs, olives and drizzle it with some extra virgin olive oil and ketchup
uma cultura

Avocado

Imitation crab

sausage

szalonna

my favorite sushi-neta is fat whale meat pickled with australian tears. it melts like butter in mouth :)

ew

Soy sauce. Honestly even if the estrogen meme was true(it aint) it would do you no harm even then to eat it occasionally.

Pleb choice;
Canned tuna, sweet potato, carrot, cucumber.

Patrician choice;
Raw salmon, avocado, tamago, cream cheese.

Nutella

your dick

How are these?

Crab
Shrimp
Tuna
Lettuce
Avocado
Fried eggs

hmm I dunno what about these

your dick
dick cheese
marinated smegma
day old precum
grandad's dicksauce
necrotic anal discharge

you should put that garbage in the trash bin, that's what

Are Austrians capable of not shitposting?