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HER NAME SOUNDS LIKE FANNY SMELLER
i doubt it, lots of feminists seem to be (rightfully) against the whole 1385 genders nonsense because it devalues their argument and/or is just playing victim olympics
less than 1% of people are trannies
50% of people are cis women
f.lux just kicked in
is there anyone more POWERFUL than bradleyposters?
Feminism is Jewish invention
hello virgin eyes lmao
>$361,000,000 Opening weekend
this is what a world without women would look like
I love hatposting
it's so hilarious
and then you have those people who do hatposting wars, where you have incrimentally more >'s
what made the anime sad?
Drier than ghandis flip flop, utter disgrace
Engels was actually German but close enough la
if you're in sweden it should've kicked in long ago
i think she was embarras
imagine being irresistible to women
whypeepo think gravy too spicy
?tfw chocolate flavoured dick that ejaculates money
and its beautiful
gravy is clearly in that jug on the table, though why you'd take a pic before pouring it on is beyond me
>following Joey Essex on instagram
state, he obviously hasn't poured the gravy on yet you melt
land of fields
>this water be 2 spicy
Nah sexbots would be invented in about a month if we had the proper incentive
>phones at the tables
who the fuck takes a picture of their food
>the bradleyposter is here
What's that? Just woke up
why are they arranged perfectly by height
Mate told me he had severe depression last night
hard to feel sorry for him when:
A. Depression isn't real
B. He smokes 2 grams of weed a day
>putting gravy in a pitcher instead of a gravy boat
dangerous and downright disturbing
me and I post them all on snapchat and instagram
roast potato ratio to everything else on the plate in a roast dinner has to be 1:1, this isn’t up for debate. 8 potato’s is usually the magic number
bradleyposter is my bitch
it will get better during my lifetime, i believe
it's a jug
MILK IN A FUCKING BAG
why is PJW's voice so weird?
why are you so rude?
sometimes worry that I unknowingly participate in idiotic things like this. These people don't know how stupid they're being, what if i'm the same?
totally given up on life
what song is thatr I hear it all the time
he's from sheffield and he accentuates it for the meme
read this article and now i'm in complete control
have TREMENDOUS respect for stefan molyneux
the cup started
/f/ vs /lgbt/ now
because he's from yorkshire but he tries to talk like a yank
just keeping myself alive till the singularity
why does every Youtube video essay use this kind of music
UP THE BLADES
>have TREMENDOUS respect for stefan molyneux
probably royalty free
they're the only thing I do (occasionally) take pictures of. mostly just for /ck/ threads though
based black kids
Thirteen people have been stabbed to death in London since the start of the 2018.
millennials don't know that it's already called "lounge music"
oh shut the fuck up you repugnant yank twat
love going to all the third world generals and pooting at their crazy languages and memes
it's clearly not lounge music though
it's chillhop or something
none of them me
why is irrelevant yank news the front page of bbc news?
Shut up Dave
convinced there is a conspiracy behind this stream
not really that much considering the size of the lace
London is a fucking wog shithole, how is anyone surprised at this
noticed lately he seems to purposefully mispronounce peoples' names, or at least pronounce them differently to how they're commonly done
Come down to Kings Cross and I'll make it fourteen
heaping plate of sausages, sweet potato mash, carrots, broccoli and onion gravy
None of them were white who cares
I don't think I'll ever have sex desu, can't picture myself doing it
This is an image of a roast dinner done WRONG
>a measly FOUR(4) potato’s
>where’s the fucking stuffing
>where’s the fucking brocolli
>where’s the fucking mint sauce
>peas aren’t absolutely swimming in gravy
>Yorkshire puddings centered instead of on the side
>no lamb/turkey anywhere to be found
This list could go on
a lame attempt to diminish them maybe?
i would say it falls under the lounge umbrella, it's just modernized
dont bully Canada.
you have horseradish with beef mate
>mint sauce with beef
are you dizzy blud? you mean horseradish
I'm going doopin' mental, lads.
not a big fan of PJW really but i completely support him in his rivalry against this sack of soy
>Hello everyone! I'm Canadian!
any Regina Spektor man in
good post, but the potatoes don't look too bad
utterly shite bland yank meat
eat beef, pork, lamb or game like a real brit
Please refer to the call for lamb instead of beef
fucking kek spot on
just keeping myself alive till holographic waifus
>mint sauce with beef
>mixing beef with lamb & turkey
literally the ramblings of a madman, shan't pay them any heed
this nigga tryna look like bubbles but he just making a duck face smdh haha
which one of you did this?
That was a good thread ha
There's clearly 5 potatoes there, you pathetic cunt
which game should l eat m8?
>In the month before admission he had deteriorated to the point where he was doubly incontinent, answered only yes or no questions, and would sit or stand unmoving if not prompted. He only ate with prompting, and would sometimes continue putting spoon to mouth, sometimes for as long as two minutes after his plate was empty. Similarly, he would flush the toilet repeatedly until asked to stop.
bet you pronounce "th" as "f" too
what's the difference between talking and speaking?
i'm waiting for a robot bf
>lamb with yorkies
you're a raving looney
those are long legs wtf
you have yorkies no matter what the meat you special case
me on the left
no you fucking well don't
or any other game really
would wife Aisha, Sara or Summer in a heartbeat
sounds like me before my morning coffee!
I'm getting there
>You look lonely
>I can fix that
if it's a sunday roast, it has yorkies. Disagree? let's step outside so I can slap your head off
think you should leave
the goose looks like shit from this angle, not attractive at all
lefties don't believe in marriage
traditionally you shouldnt. but the ones my mum and dad make are so fucking good they've started having them with most roast dinners now.
Same. 30 in a few months. Can't bring myself to visit an escort. I would vomit from the anxiety.
It’s not a roast dinner if there’s not a Yorkshire, also
>not slapping unholy amounts of gravy and mint sauce no matter the meat
sounds like you've got a case of the mondays!!
*straightens 'Bless This Mess' wall decoration*
speaking implies one-sided communication
insult the goose and you insult me my friend
*wears a green tophhat*
why the long face?
roasts are better than any poncy wank the continent has
Keep seeing people I know then when they get closer I realise it's not them, happens every day now. Either I'm going mental or every cunt looks the same these days.
mint sauce is disgusting
Nothing, really. English has many words for the exact same thing. It has more words than any other language
remember teasing our irish substitute teacher with lucky charms references lmao
did laugh at this
should we have mashed spuds with tonight's roast? because I'm looking at two spuds about to get mashed up under my tombstone fists
your bonce will be looking like a yorkshire pudding when I'm through with it
*has a red mustache*
are you a girl? pls be in idstein (taunus)
don't want to go for dinner
Mate you can’t go around saying things like that
this but unironically
seems to do it regardless of whether he's blasting the person in question or not
one notable example was one time he was talking to gavin mcinnes on an infowars interview, and he kept referring to him as gavin 'maccins' (dropping the e) when everyone knows its pronounced maccinISS. iirc gavin even subtly corrected him at one point by talking in the third person and pronouncing it correctly
I want her to step on me
ah yes the idiot parade are arguing about what goes in a roast dinner when really it's down to what your personal preference is
stop stating your opinions as facts you utter bellends
>etymology is meaning
Salmon en croute for tea, told the chef to go easy on the pastry, SHALL be having words with daddy if he messes it up again like last time xx
*drinks a cold guinness*
maybe the brain force(tm) is having an adverse effect
about to have blinner
Just finished reading Flash #40
Any Flash man in?
*smashes a carling over your head*
the upper classes should be stripped from their decadent nests
YOU CANT HAVE A FUCKING ROAST WITHOUT YORKSHIRES!!!!!
so roasted salmon with mash counts then?
don't rate roasts
prefer curry (unironically)
>stop stating your opinions as facts you utter bellends
all of Cred Forums would disappear the moment everyone heeded this advice
It was to elaborate on why we have different words for the same things, English borrows from other languages quite heavily. Posting the definition is pointless when in practice the words have zero difference in meaning.
Why would anyone choose a hologram wife over a robot wife?
once shagged a yorkshire pudding
love those weird songs you find with like 10,000 views on youtube which are just fantastic
brown hands etc.
in practice speaking means one-sided whereas talking means group participation
no thank you
No, it doesn't. Maybe it does where you live, but not here.
what was it like
*hands you a fishing rod*
Britain more like Shittain lmao
want some oats brother?
spotify is fucking awful
like living in yorkshire
still remember being in first year in uni and suggesting to my southern floormates that we should have a sunday roast together, they just sat there in stunned silence and then one girl said "ugh... gravy" and looked out of the window
this post will get over 30 (You)s
Umm excuse me sweaty but Rebirth is pure gold
Justice League of China
Barry getting depowered
That one event with the evil Batmans
no it won't
breakfast, lunch and dinner. blinner.
*rides a motorcycle into this thread and knocks you on your arse with a lance*
*trades both oats and fishing rod for beer*
no it won't
andrew weatherall is based
still remember being in first year in uni and suggesting to my northern floormates that we should have ours meals together, they just sat there in stunned silence and then one girl said "ugh... food" and looked out of the window
fuck off will it
don't think so
not a chance
Ate too much ice cream because if I didn't someone else would ve
don't know why anyone would want to live in this hellhole
refuse to believe you have the capability to freeze things in india
no it won't
I can't believe theres grown adult men that read comics in this country. mental
one of my favourite songs is literally some folk song with ~400 views about a mountain range in Tajikistan I randomly happened across one time at like 3 in the morning when floating around youtube one time
>video mixes footage from bodybuilding competitions, beauty pageants, and nazi rallies
is this fashcore?
what a load of bollocks
Why would you post such a thing?
be careful what you wish for bvecause you just might get it
don't they have smaller dicks on average
dad wants to find me a better job, and I can't be arsed
don't believe you
it is autism
>go back to africa
are we being raided by reddit?
wish vocarooautist would fuck off
don't believe so
It was already frozen when I bought
would like to see that
Remember Tara Reid from American Pie?
This is her now. Try not to feel old
>one of my favourite songs is literally some folk song with ~400 views about a mountain range in Tajikistan I randomly happened across one time at like 3 in the morning when floating around youtube one time
um nuh uh
VENOMVERSE WAS SHIT
imagine being rorke and literally all day, every day, having a black man in your thoughts
must be horrible
Is Robyn big in Sweden? She's bang average in looks but I've always fancied the pants off her for some reason
edith bowman is the plainest looking person ever
You're deluded you spastic
Danica Patrick is sooo peng hnnng
when pigs fly
>german woman is interested in a big poo and little poo
I see why you'd post this, Pajeet.
she's big in scandinavia in general but as far as i know hasn't put anything out for a while
What do you do la
yeah I totally know who that is
bit plain looking
celebrity chase is rigged 2bh
>venomverse was shit
come one 12 more (You)s reddit!
when hell freezes over
no she isn't
you're joking, right?
/brit/ has the worst taste in music i've ever seen bar none
>>venomverse was shit
This girl is so cute
giving Baltimore a run for its money
dunno why you felt the need to hatpost that but whatever makes you happy I guess
>whiny nasal yank accent
dropped with in 2 seconds
sun set is at 17:24 tomorrow, might be light when I get home from toil
Have you ever heard Dutch music?
hahaha i actually like america canada australia new zealand and even ireland
in your dreams loser
you're talking utter rubbish
Now that I'm old enough to meet teachers and people that work with young children outside of their work, I've noticed that they've always been somewhat easily irritable and most of the time just outright strange. Anyone else have this experience?
Me too but I like America a bit less than the rest.
hope you put me in the screenshot for reddit!!!!
don't count on it
Will be for me, got to love finishing at half four
off in the shower lads
god I would love to destroy his twinkhole
did he do it
why would you post this? what made you think anyone here would enjoy this?
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
children are awful desu
I enjoyed it
think you're gonna do it lad
I can understand nasal, but why whiny? That's frankly how I find ANZAC accents
WE DID IT
he actually did it the absolute madman
WILL NATURE MAKE A MAN OF ME YET?
good job la
because it's high pitched and drawn out
What comic should I read
Already read this week's Amazing Spider-Man, Flash, Doctor Strange, Iron Man, and 2000 AD
Shan't be reading the Defenders, don't like the line up.
so much epic win in this thread
Children are awful. I always assumed that in private teachers have pride in their work despite all the horible children.
2018 is a good year for venom
nah, yank accents are extremely whiny desu, you don't really notice it on tv, but when you meet an american in real life it's genuinely the worst sound you'll ever hear
>walking through the forest
look at him go
lad, this forum is for adults only. Are you on your dads computer? Where are your parents?
make a fucking new
>"bit chilly to be wearing that innit haha"
>keep on walking
>adults don't read comics