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need a grimes gf
Toil approacheth, tried to get an early night but can't sleep because I'm so excited
need a cara gf
i wish i was british
need a comic book gf
imagine reading comics haha fuck me
head in need of a serious wobbling
tomorrow bacon edition
so how do you get 30 (You)s with a single post
adults don't read comics
why is stefan moly speaking in a fake british accent?
Oh dearie me
adults don't read comics
>goes back to reading manga
Where they burn comic books, at the end they also burn comics.
if you ain't white you ain't right
through the power of the internet
JOHNNY PUT DOWN YOUR LEGOS AND COME DOWNSTAIRS MISTER WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH
UGH MOM AND DAD I DON WANNA GO TO CHURCH
YOUNG MAN YOU WILL CALL YOUR DAD "SIR"
travis my dude, your mom's such a bitch, oh my gawd FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
BRANDON DUDE! COME QUICK MAN! ZACH'S DOING A KEG STAND!
That roast looks great, lad.
haven't eaten a waffle in yonks
Unironically earn 10x more than 95% of toilers by working 1 hour a day, location independent, could go travelling tomorrow for years if I felt like it
Still sat here, hopelessly depressed
miss MySpace slags, what a time it was
her face looks like she's about 13
greatest song I've heard this year
Breton bagpipes sub-edition
give us some money then la aha
BRITISH and PROUD!!!!
10/10 would devour
well, not superhero comics at least lmao
What's the context of this image?
Donate to my patreon
literally shit my trousers
spliff + wank
god i wish that were me
wishful thinking eh 'ceman?
just read this
this post will get N (You)s where N is a natural number greater than or equal to the number of times I can be arsed samefagging it
can't believe people take superhero movies seriously
consider that an improvement
wish she would kick my head off my shoulders haha
*punches you in the cunt*
r u chatting shit about my country
how does one go about taking a superhero film "seriously"
don't mind me i'm just watching the girlfriend experience
america iz shit lol
fell in love lads
*does a shitty clint eastwood impression amalgamating quotes from different movies into one including ones not even featuring clint eastwood*
purchased every single one of these films on bluray
watched thor ragnarok last night. the amount of femdom innuendo actually shocked me.
>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."
really shit flick
people romanticise colonising mars but it'd probably be a shit tier place to live for centuries
cannot believe thats another weekend over lads
*colonises ur nan*.
any good banter with the lads this weekend?
watching the tv series but i have seen the film as well, the tv show is a lot better
got shagged by a lad if that counts as good banter
need a hela femdom gf 2bh
nan won't stop talking about capeshit
Day off tomoz
why the fuck is phase 3 so long
also kinda embarrassing that i've seen all of the films up to spider man in order and a load of the tv shows altho i stopped watching the recent netflix ones bc they are too shit for me to even bother
call her a soyboy and chuck away her medicines, probably xenestrogens the lot of them
imagine trying this hard for student union photos
comic books are stupid and for children haha
now anime, that's a real man's past time!
BONES is good
like this depression rap
I just shat in my trousers
my arse hurts now
pinged off her tits
haha pics x
looool smiffy you ledge
chat shit, get banged (up)
comics? lol those are for manchildren. anime and manga on the other hand...
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
bruh look at that dude's head on the right
you're nicked son
Did you at least watch daredevil?
vocarooautist is also a bender, what a surprise
I have never ran my thumb gently over a girl's collar bone
cartoons of any kind are for manchildren. real men like me watch ugly betty and desperate housewives over and over
fuck off yank
I have never ran my thumb gently over a girl's adams apple
its a pointless endeavour but humanity wouldn't exist if not for our ancestors venturing out on pointless and often downright hazardous endeavours that they simply had to venture on because thats just what we do
Comfy la liga on at 7.30 lads
>it’s a Real Madrid away episode
very bored, might get drunk
don't watch any tv/films or play video games
don't feel like I'm missing that much
*blocks your path*
I have never ran my thumb gently over a lads erect shaft
every woman I've shagged has screamed in the process and I don't like it
people should focus less on colonising mars and instead focus more on asteroid mining
these days you say you're english they put you in prison
ah yes great britain
*walks around you*
>people who LITERALLY stop engaging in a WhatsApp conversation at inappropriate points even though they've read your messages and are still online.
Will never get my head around this. Refuse to be friends with people who do it. No excuses - fuck off fuck off fuck off.
Can I come?
one day mankind may finally walk on the sun
G R I M E S
>13 years for driving a truck with a flag
no you're not old enough yet Cregg
any plans for the rest of the evening?
*puts you in prison*
wish I had hearing damage so I wouldn't have to listen to this wank
Posting my gf. Please rate
and shouting racist things and threatening to kill people
still a bit much though
just 1 thanks
>They drove their trucks waving the confederate flag and SHOTGUNS antagonizing an 8 year boy's birthday party in 2015.
s..save the white race......peter
e x p e r i m e n t a l
just read it in my notification screen without bringing up whatsapp
lying in bed
dark, cold, lonely
yes that's all it was, it was just a truck with a "flag"
read about trains
>literal weed plant on his flag
very daring synthesis there, cutting edge meme-ry
>Peter Parker: I'm responsible...
>May Parker: For what?
>Peter Parker: For what happened to Uncle Ben...
>May Parker: But, you were at the Klan meeting, lighting the cross
>Peter Parker: He drove me to the Klan meeting, but I never went in.
>May Parker: What do you mean?
>Peter Parker: [sobbing] I went to the Library where I thought I could learn about Civil Rights and racial equality, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... a white man asked for some change and I told him to check his white privilege, then he got robbed by a black... the nigger was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I didn't want to look racist... I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said "fuck off nigger"... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who stood up for the white race. I held his hand when he died... I've tried to tell you so many times...
that's not your gf is it mate
english is the official language of planet earth
redpill me on train spotters
don't particularly care when someone burns the union jack, its not like i swore allegiance to it. if you burned the queen i might have a problem.
Wtf i’m 100% sure I’ve shagged this girl..
AAHHHHHH IM FUCKING DYING
IM GONNA DIE
silly buggers, last time anyone gives them a language
I thought the USA had freedom of speech?
them were the days
>electronic coins are worthless but this piece of paper isnt
nobody gives a shit about your ugly gf m8 never post in this thread again you disgusting cretin
what a fucking woman lads honestly
#MeToo is officially over
I'm feeling really really irrational I'm fiinna do summit bad
the daily dose
don't mind if I do haha
The sacc is offensive in the ol' factory sense
ah yes, carl of swindon
now you're next
rip in piece
White girl arse
Young boy body
Known cheater and whore
Don't see the appeal
*forces your head*
hello fox how are those grapes looking
Its not that much longer than the other phases, they just shit out three films a year now
>Young boy body
Get a grip you anti-semite
That's what I started doing to mess with a girl by not replying to her. Could also put widget on my screen to anonymously pull messages. But I fucking hate playing games so I blocked her altogether.
It's just baffling. Can't put it down to anything other than rudeness/selfishness.
watching yank inbetweeners
how can anyone listen to Carl of Swindon for more than 10 seconds - what a dreadful voice (not a good quality for someone who makes a living out of talking)
>Known cheater and whore
wynona ryder's big brown beaver
just fucking end my misery lads
the interracial breeding grounds
British power couple coming through
why do americans all have really small hands
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interrnational ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this ball busting ground ,
and men made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, waste testicle mush storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the heaviest black weights,
With hydraulic tubes attatched to them which are then lifting up and dropped on the mens
groins, busting their balls.
Then after they were busted they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The chunks of bollock went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of litres of fleshy mush from the popped scrotums filled a large pool
There were medical facilities for the men to stop them from bleeding out.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
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Far-fetched with tales of other worlds and ways,
My skin well-oiled with wines of the Levant,
I set my face into a filial smile
To greet the pale, domestic kiss of Kent.
But shall I never learn? That gawky girl,
Recalled so primly in my foreign thoughts,
Becomes again the green-haired queen of love
Whose wanton form dilates as it delights.
Her rolling tidal landscape floods the eye
And drowns Chianti in a dusky stream;
he flower-flecked grasses swim with simple horses,
The hedges choke with roses fat as cream.
So do I breathe the hayblown airs of home,
And watch the sea-green elms drip birds and shadows,
And as the twilight nets the plunging sun
My heart's keel slides to rest among the meadows.
Should be "Carl from Swindon" of would be very archaic in conversation.
Can't get over the size of this man. Absolute unit.
loved those maths challenges back in the day. me and my brother would get really competitive and telling each other to shut up while trying to get it haha
What a crappy shoop
you're a fucking muppet
his name is Sargon of Akkad - therefore Carl of Swindon
Never had a gf
Will be 30 in July
Hilarious how Americans get all their Winter Olympic medals in subjectively-scored events that they lobbied for inclusion ("freestyle" snowboard, "slope style" skiing)
Ava that's not normal
has rachel riley been blacked?
you and your brother sound like virgins
pretty sure it's a real image mate
Failed my dissertation on "Why Islam is destroyed western civilisation"
According to my soyboy cuck liberal SJW professor, "Sargon of Akkad, PJW and Molyneux aren't credible sources"
Sargon alone knows more than all the SJW professors in this cultural marxism institute put together and could destroy any of them in a debate
I'll just watch the source video, I can't stand listening to this guy
*raises the male age of consent to 35*
They call me daddy telomerase
24 times 12 is something
lets see if this post can get 2 (You)'s
very good post
So you do it to others but it's a fucking crime against humanity when people don't reply to your shitey little messages
Probably because you're a twat mate get a grip and cut off people if you don't like them
Europe will be Muslim
From Cyprus to Finland the black flag of Islam will fly and your daughters, wives, sisters will be bred by muhajideen warriors
i thought finland was supposed to have good education
>wedding day is only 3 weeks away
>3 weeks to decide whether I stay with her forever or leave her for the girl in work (Who I don't even know if she likes me or not)
once referenced a peter hitchens debate in an essay
cringe when I think about it now
Ace Ventura on comedycentral lads, fucking quality film genuinely cracks me up
Leave your fiancee for the work oneitis. What's the worst that could happen you absolute melt
grammatical errors in the title are generally an instant indicator of the article's overall quality
despise these fictional diatribes, worse gimmick than the emma watson twat
fuck off you absolute normaloid
you'er mom gay lol
this is the worst gimmick in the history of /brit/ fuck off
Shut up idiot
any piano man in
NEED a hapa goth gf
>jobcentre referred me to a 3 week course starting monday
might just sign off, cba for this shite
Did you know that China kidnapped the Panchen Lama?
You feeling lucky, punk? Are you talking to me? I'm the only one standing here, you MUST be talking to me.
was it autism
is there a better album
The /brit/ poster
Literally noboy except you knows what tat is. Fuck off you autistic twat
Me February 18th 2018
i used to get danny devito and robert de niro confused
fortnite is a fucking terrible game
>Literally noboy except you knows what tat is. Fuck off you autistic twat
didn't have to look very far
enjoying subnautica lads
good lordy lord
hd was a mistake
Providing Internet in India was a mistake
not true brainlet
fucking turned the game off after kanes pen, only just found out rochdale equalised
It was shitty of his family to upload this to the internet. My mother is somewhat insane and has done some properly mental stuff that I know she would be mortified of if it were in the public eye. But I would never film her going off her nut and put it on the internet. I think that's properly fucked up. Am I alone in this feeling?
hello uneducated mong
I know that China killed original 14th Dalai Lama when he was newborn and replaced him with current one
haha yid cunt
Ur gonna get a job
nah, i know what you mean. mummy and the sisters are fucking mentalists. i've had one or two breakdowns too. mental illness is something you don't share with other people.
why do lager companies feel the need to point out on the can/bottle their product is export?
I wasn't under the impression Lomza or Carlsberg or Corona were brewed locally
Oh yeah. What a fucking brainlet I am for not knowing what the Panchen Lama is. How fucking clueless of me that I was not well informed of a tulku of the Gelug school of Tibetan Buddhism. Because that's totally fucking relevant to my life and obviously useful information that I would be SURE to utilize many times in my life> it's certainly not an incredibly niche subject that would only be discussed among heavily autistic spastics with equally autistic obsessions.
They did it first. Fuck off