/brit/

so how do you get 30 (You)s with a single post

adults don't read comics

milton keynes

why is stefan moly speaking in a fake british accent?

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Oh dearie me

adults don't read comics
>goes back to reading manga

Where they burn comic books, at the end they also burn comics.

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if you ain't white you ain't right

through the power of the internet

JOHNNY PUT DOWN YOUR LEGOS AND COME DOWNSTAIRS MISTER WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH
UGH MOM AND DAD I DON WANNA GO TO CHURCH
YOUNG MAN YOU WILL CALL YOUR DAD "SIR"

travis my dude, your mom's such a bitch, oh my gawd FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

BRANDON DUDE! COME QUICK MAN! ZACH'S DOING A KEG STAND!

gromit

That roast looks great, lad.

haven't eaten a waffle in yonks

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Unironically earn 10x more than 95% of toilers by working 1 hour a day, location independent, could go travelling tomorrow for years if I felt like it

Still sat here, hopelessly depressed

WAHEY

miss MySpace slags, what a time it was

her face looks like she's about 13

youtube.com/watch?v=JjNvr6SZiPI

greatest song I've heard this year

youtu.be/cHRiF0V9M6c

Breton bagpipes sub-edition

give us some money then la aha

BRITISH and PROUD!!!!

10/10 would devour

well, not superhero comics at least lmao

What's the context of this image?

Donate to my patreon

literally shit my trousers

spliff + wank

alri dad

god i wish that were me

wishful thinking eh 'ceman?

just read this

this post will get N (You)s where N is a natural number greater than or equal to the number of times I can be arsed samefagging it

kek

can't believe people take superhero movies seriously

consider that an improvement

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wish she would kick my head off my shoulders haha

the bab

*ducks*
*punches you in the cunt*

lol

r u chatting shit about my country

how does one go about taking a superhero film "seriously"

don't mind me i'm just watching the girlfriend experience

america iz shit lol

york pengster

fell in love lads

*does a shitty clint eastwood impression amalgamating quotes from different movies into one including ones not even featuring clint eastwood*

Any good?

purchased every single one of these films on bluray

cheddar man

watched thor ragnarok last night. the amount of femdom innuendo actually shocked me.

>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

really shit flick

people romanticise colonising mars but it'd probably be a shit tier place to live for centuries

cannot believe thats another weekend over lads

*colonises ur nan*.

any good banter with the lads this weekend?

yeah

watching the tv series but i have seen the film as well, the tv show is a lot better

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got shagged by a lad if that counts as good banter

need a hela femdom gf 2bh

nan won't stop talking about capeshit

Day off tomoz

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youtube.com/watch?v=YJRxkAOIv9E

28 years

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intergalactic planetary
planetary intergalactic

why the fuck is phase 3 so long

also kinda embarrassing that i've seen all of the films up to spider man in order and a load of the tv shows altho i stopped watching the recent netflix ones bc they are too shit for me to even bother

call her a soyboy and chuck away her medicines, probably xenestrogens the lot of them

imagine trying this hard for student union photos

good

comic books are stupid and for children haha
now anime, that's a real man's past time!

BONES is good

like this depression rap

I just shat in my trousers
my arse hurts now

haha lads

solid post

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pinged off her tits

haha pics x

looool smiffy you ledge

bit gay

gromit

chat shit, get banged (up)

comics? lol those are for manchildren. anime and manga on the other hand...

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I like my sugar with coffee and cream

bruh look at that dude's head on the right

you're nicked son

Did you at least watch daredevil?

vocarooautist is also a bender, what a surprise

I have never ran my thumb gently over a girl's collar bone

cartoons of any kind are for manchildren. real men like me watch ugly betty and desperate housewives over and over

>beastie boys
fuck off yank

I have never ran my thumb gently over a girl's adams apple

its a pointless endeavour but humanity wouldn't exist if not for our ancestors venturing out on pointless and often downright hazardous endeavours that they simply had to venture on because thats just what we do

Comfy la liga on at 7.30 lads
>it’s a Real Madrid away episode

very bored, might get drunk

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I have

foy

>POOSTIANO POONALDO

don't watch any tv/films or play video games
don't feel like I'm missing that much

*blocks your path*

I have never ran my thumb gently over a lads erect shaft

every woman I've shagged has screamed in the process and I don't like it

people should focus less on colonising mars and instead focus more on asteroid mining

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these days you say you're english they put you in prison

ah yes great britain

*walks around you*

youtu.be/P7nz6-UVrmU

feeling experimental

>people who LITERALLY stop engaging in a WhatsApp conversation at inappropriate points even though they've read your messages and are still online.

Will never get my head around this. Refuse to be friends with people who do it. No excuses - fuck off fuck off fuck off.

I'm English.

Can I come?

one day mankind may finally walk on the sun

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf7xjZh9uRs

G R I M E S

>13 years for driving a truck with a flag

'kin 'el

no you're not old enough yet Cregg

disgusting

any plans for the rest of the evening?

*puts you in prison*

wish I had hearing damage so I wouldn't have to listen to this wank

MONO

true

Posting my gf. Please rate

1/4

and shouting racist things and threatening to kill people
still a bit much though

just 1 thanks

>They drove their trucks waving the confederate flag and SHOTGUNS antagonizing an 8 year boy's birthday party in 2015.
deserved

*gluc-gluc motions*

s..save the white race......peter

e x p e r i m e n t a l

just read it in my notification screen without bringing up whatsapp

2/4

lying in bed
dark, cold, lonely

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be quiet

based

yes that's all it was, it was just a truck with a "flag"

stupid rorke

read about trains

3/4

niamh hanbidge

>literal weed plant on his flag
dude

nocoiner

very daring synthesis there, cutting edge meme-ry

>nocoiner

>Peter Parker: I'm responsible...
>May Parker: For what?
>Peter Parker: For what happened to Uncle Ben...
>May Parker: But, you were at the Klan meeting, lighting the cross
>Peter Parker: He drove me to the Klan meeting, but I never went in.
>May Parker: What do you mean?
>Peter Parker: [sobbing] I went to the Library where I thought I could learn about Civil Rights and racial equality, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... a white man asked for some change and I told him to check his white privilege, then he got robbed by a black... the nigger was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I didn't want to look racist... I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said "fuck off nigger"... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who stood up for the white race. I held his hand when he died... I've tried to tell you so many times...

Powerful stuff

4/4

that's not your gf is it mate

english is the official language of planet earth

redpill me on train spotters

don't particularly care when someone burns the union jack, its not like i swore allegiance to it. if you burned the queen i might have a problem.

Wtf i’m 100% sure I’ve shagged this girl..

AAHHHHHH IM FUCKING DYING
IM GONNA DIE

youtube.com/watch?v=1IjWOQYZWuM

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silly buggers, last time anyone gives them a language

It's mine

I thought the USA had freedom of speech?

ahh trainposting
them were the days

>electronic coins are worthless but this piece of paper isnt

nobody gives a shit about your ugly gf m8 never post in this thread again you disgusting cretin

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what a fucking woman lads honestly

youtu.be/wepAxJ6BN30

experimental fever

#MeToo is officially over

I'm feeling really really irrational I'm fiinna do summit bad

youtube.com/watch?v=RZ6KWfZz4BY

youtube.com/watch?v=9xNjwmm13Ws
the daily dose

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don't mind if I do haha

The sacc is offensive in the ol' factory sense

#MePlease

that's nothing

watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=9L-KLu57yqw

ah yes, carl of swindon

*forces head*
now you're next

delet this

rip in piece

kek

No tits
White girl arse
Young boy body
Bug eyes
Known cheater and whore

Don't see the appeal

very nice

*forces your head*

hello fox how are those grapes looking

Its not that much longer than the other phases, they just shit out three films a year now

virgin

>Young boy body

Get a grip you anti-semite

bender

That's what I started doing to mess with a girl by not replying to her. Could also put widget on my screen to anonymously pull messages. But I fucking hate playing games so I blocked her altogether.

It's just baffling. Can't put it down to anything other than rudeness/selfishness.

watching yank inbetweeners

how can anyone listen to Carl of Swindon for more than 10 seconds - what a dreadful voice (not a good quality for someone who makes a living out of talking)

>Known cheater and whore

proofs????????????????????????

wynona ryder's big brown beaver

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just fucking end my misery lads

the interracial breeding grounds

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British power couple coming through

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why do americans all have really small hands

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interrnational ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this ball busting ground ,
and men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, waste testicle mush storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the heaviest black weights,
With hydraulic tubes attatched to them which are then lifting up and dropped on the mens
groins, busting their balls.

Then after they were busted they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The chunks of bollock went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of litres of fleshy mush from the popped scrotums filled a large pool
There were medical facilities for the men to stop them from bleeding out.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

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Home From Abroad - Poem by Laurie Lee
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Far-fetched with tales of other worlds and ways,
My skin well-oiled with wines of the Levant,
I set my face into a filial smile
To greet the pale, domestic kiss of Kent.

But shall I never learn? That gawky girl,
Recalled so primly in my foreign thoughts,
Becomes again the green-haired queen of love
Whose wanton form dilates as it delights.

Her rolling tidal landscape floods the eye
And drowns Chianti in a dusky stream;
he flower-flecked grasses swim with simple horses,
The hedges choke with roses fat as cream.

So do I breathe the hayblown airs of home,
And watch the sea-green elms drip birds and shadows,
And as the twilight nets the plunging sun
My heart's keel slides to rest among the meadows.

Should be "Carl from Swindon" of would be very archaic in conversation.

Can't get over the size of this man. Absolute unit.

paki virgin

loved those maths challenges back in the day. me and my brother would get really competitive and telling each other to shut up while trying to get it haha

cor

What a crappy shoop

you're a fucking muppet
his name is Sargon of Akkad - therefore Carl of Swindon

Never had a gf
Will be 30 in July

Hilarious how Americans get all their Winter Olympic medals in subjectively-scored events that they lobbied for inclusion ("freestyle" snowboard, "slope style" skiing)

Ava that's not normal

has rachel riley been blacked?

you and your brother sound like virgins

48/2(9+3) =

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargon_of_Akkad

u wot m8

difficult

>shoop
pretty sure it's a real image mate

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trayvon delamarcus

Failed my dissertation on "Why Islam is destroyed western civilisation"

According to my soyboy cuck liberal SJW professor, "Sargon of Akkad, PJW and Molyneux aren't credible sources"

Sargon alone knows more than all the SJW professors in this cultural marxism institute put together and could destroy any of them in a debate

I'll just watch the source video, I can't stand listening to this guy

yeah mate

2

*raises the male age of consent to 35*
They call me daddy telomerase

24 times 12 is something

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2

lets see if this post can get 2 (You)'s

very good post

So you do it to others but it's a fucking crime against humanity when people don't reply to your shitey little messages

Probably because you're a twat mate get a grip and cut off people if you don't like them

reminder

Europe will be Muslim
From Cyprus to Finland the black flag of Islam will fly and your daughters, wives, sisters will be bred by muhajideen warriors

i thought finland was supposed to have good education

not surprised

.5

>wedding day is only 3 weeks away
>3 weeks to decide whether I stay with her forever or leave her for the girl in work (Who I don't even know if she likes me or not)

once referenced a peter hitchens debate in an essay
cringe when I think about it now

144

69

Ace Ventura on comedycentral lads, fucking quality film genuinely cracks me up

Leave your fiancee for the work oneitis. What's the worst that could happen you absolute melt

288

grammatical errors in the title are generally an instant indicator of the article's overall quality

despise these fictional diatribes, worse gimmick than the emma watson twat

fuck off you absolute normaloid

you'er mom gay lol

forsooth

this is the worst gimmick in the history of /brit/ fuck off

Shut up idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=N78NfMXeA4A

any piano man in

NEED a hapa goth gf

nooo

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>jobcentre referred me to a 3 week course starting monday

might just sign off, cba for this shite

Did you know that China kidnapped the Panchen Lama?

You feeling lucky, punk? Are you talking to me? I'm the only one standing here, you MUST be talking to me.

kek

was it autism

scrooting

is there a better album

fake

The /brit/ poster

Literally noboy except you knows what tat is. Fuck off you autistic twat

masterful banterwork
youtube.com/watch?v=s-d2Lth_u9k

probably yeh

Me February 18th 2018

Toxicity

i used to get danny devito and robert de niro confused

fortnite is a fucking terrible game

>Literally noboy except you knows what tat is. Fuck off you autistic twat

didn't have to look very far

enjoying subnautica lads

good lordy lord
hd was a mistake

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*great

Providing Internet in India was a mistake

not true brainlet

fucking turned the game off after kanes pen, only just found out rochdale equalised

good lad

It was shitty of his family to upload this to the internet. My mother is somewhat insane and has done some properly mental stuff that I know she would be mortified of if it were in the public eye. But I would never film her going off her nut and put it on the internet. I think that's properly fucked up. Am I alone in this feeling?

hello uneducated mong

I know that China killed original 14th Dalai Lama when he was newborn and replaced him with current one

stories x

haha yid cunt

new

Ur gonna get a job

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nah, i know what you mean. mummy and the sisters are fucking mentalists. i've had one or two breakdowns too. mental illness is something you don't share with other people.

why do lager companies feel the need to point out on the can/bottle their product is export?

I wasn't under the impression Lomza or Carlsberg or Corona were brewed locally

staged

Oh yeah. What a fucking brainlet I am for not knowing what the Panchen Lama is. How fucking clueless of me that I was not well informed of a tulku of the Gelug school of Tibetan Buddhism. Because that's totally fucking relevant to my life and obviously useful information that I would be SURE to utilize many times in my life> it's certainly not an incredibly niche subject that would only be discussed among heavily autistic spastics with equally autistic obsessions.

They did it first. Fuck off