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will never beat the true /brit/
Virgin hyperloop coming to my locality
xanax is wank
its only popular due to shit american "rappers"
>yeah £10000 saved for a rainy day
jesus christ I've lost touch with the common man, I've got over 1000 bitcoin, money is literally no object to me any more
Why do black brits ruin every genre of music
*pops a bar*
ahah nah you're right blues are much better but you can spell /brit/ with em unless you have loads and i don't have loads
my lean > your rent
user buys fake american over the counter drugs
aha yeah they are home press
shit n all
got some proper vals though so i'm all good
getting clean off benzos was the best thing i ever did
get well soon, op
i've posted them here before so i'll assume that's me
they replaced my lean addiction (which was beginning to cost about the same as my rent)
just 10mg diaz in the morning and a half bar of xan with a hash spliff for bed times now
Would beat any runt here in a round of motorcycle jousting.
need a bf lads
could heem you in a knight joust
just realised you can invest in greggs
got called a pigeon in reflex
which of these formal shoes should I buy
need a grimes gf
Enjoy not remembering a whole day.
planet of the apes all up in this mothafucka
they're not formal mate
what substance is this carved into
oh just shut up mate
Video games are not a hobby.
got a lump in my throat when i watched coach carter lads
im basically a black man
not yet very impressive. keep going
*revs engine loudly so you can't respond*
Check the OP user, this is a /brit/ thread that's ABOUT /birt/, not a /birt thread
Hope the janny uses you for a cock-warmer
Is it time to actually recycle?
>they're not casual shoes
if you're a 20-something man and not a 17 year old deano, they are
you know you can wear shoes besides your Total 90 astroturfs and the black shoes with green/red coloured left/right labels your mum bought you from Clarks for school, right mate?
white sole is not formal literally a trainer with a formal upper
>what substance is this carved into
drool-splattered paws clacked this one out
>playing blob sims
absolute state of you
how to get a brie larson gf?
Hop off froggy
if someone tries to rape you, just don't let them do it
whats more important for bent lads, a nice willy or a nice arse?
normans don't even have a genetic legacy in birtain
another planet of the apes installment? I can't keep up anymore
yeah it's a fucking JOKE from the last thread you idiots
now which one
not sure how to take this deano gimmick you all have appalling dress sense
depends are you top or bottom?
hitler literally had autism
still can't believe how the turned those wayward black teens into real men using tough love
*arrives in the thread*
its not fair
As a woman of colour, seeing an incredible, uncolonised, afro-futuristic nation realised onscreen is a historic marvel.
Black Panther isn't just an all-black superhero movie but a vision of how life could have advanced for people of colour. Although a heterosexual, able-bodied landscape is presented, this film still triumphs as a progressive Marvel effort.
Diverse representation matters.
I’m fresh from Ireland in England.
sorry mate im not a loser so dont spend all my time here
anyone have the webm that was posted last night
it was black and white and had a rorke debating a feminist
tfw no normie slag gf
he was on a shit load of amphetamines, brainlet
So she's a black nationalist?
any puma suede man in?
aftereffects of shell shock that he got from the trenches of the great war
both are pretty important
it's so strange to me one of the most evil dictators of all time looks like a fucking cartoon character villain and has autism
seething, foaming at the mouth
nah, just depressurizing
my thoughts on horseshoe theory
Where did you get this from?
it'll look good when I'm done
Wakanda literally looks like a Yank city
looks like trash
It looks weird because of the low frame rate. In reality he would have just been excited by the race and moving like a normal human
fucking despise yanks with every fiber of my being
just had to fill out about 6 street sign captchas in a row to get one post through
is that the autistic one?
he had autism mate get over it
wish there was a reference point telling me how big the letters are
Every white nation has been colonised. Why do blacks think they're so special?
was having sex 16 hours ago
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
why does he have an iron cross? just from being wounded in wwi?
thank god i don't have the appearance of a dumb person
willy has gone numb from chronic masturbation
shall be getting it chopped off
Aware of the trouble buying drugs brings to my community and I’m also aware of the impact of consuming them has on both my mental and physical health but I also believe that if I were to quit it would change nothing those dealers would still sell in my town my friends would still take them and smackheads would still rob shops to feed their habit feel a similar way about buying meat and dairy
i can imagine this happening
americans are clueless hehe
In an alternative universe where brexit didnt happen mankind would have colonised mars
Everyone who colonised Britain was destroyed/overthrown
Britain is still there, so the descendants of the oppressed don't have the same closure / justice
why do people on Cred Forums want a white ethnostate or whatever but also support western imperialism? you can't say "whites for Europe, Asians for asia, africans for africa" while supporting European countries colonizing Africa. retards
need a girl to drain my bollocks by firmly grabbing my sack
*requests My Humps at the /brit/ nightclub*
*does a sexy belly dance*
hitler may or may not did the bad thing, but I'll be fucked if he'll be libeled here
>pick up 40s of gear last night
>lottery ticket had a hole in it and it goes spilling over the floor
i don't think most of pol supports imperialism, m8
wtf, why don't they make all toilets able to accommodate people of different sizes?
I hope some high mass individual sues them for discrimination
my humps is 20 years old
you can get arrested for this
what was his name?
because they're all thick as pig shit, really quite simple
britain is ruled to this day by the descendants of romans
no it's not
really want to get into bouldering but I don't have a driver's licence / car to get there and also I am too autistic
aka african americans
they're the most annoying about it
I'd murder me mum for a key o' charlie
has there been a /brit/ meetup since THE /brit/ meetup?
no it's ruled by germans
live near to a big bouldering centre, might go this week
*walks up to the dj in the club*
hey my man can you play this
post pecs, thighs and cock outline
he meant his own humps dumb american
you'd move there in a second if you had the chance
>*fat lip comes on in the club*
why is autismobrit attacking us?
the objective 'shitiness' of medieval art, specifically paintings depicting violence, makes it utterly fascinating
>Have a set of really nice tracksuits
>Cant wear them around the house
>Can't wear the bottoms to work because of some bollocks policy during dress down Friday
>Can only wear them on a rare casual occasion
Tracksuits are amongst the high tiers of casual clothing yet no one realises it. Most plebs think £10 jeans are 'smarter' than a well made tracksuit.
does the time ribena was tricked into going to a fake meetup count?
no i wouldn't, joonas
go suck yank cock elsewhere
pure virgin shoes
look at the fucking state of the leather - what shop is this, H&M?
I've seen the original this footage has been sped up considerably
gonna get sean paul's hairstyle lads
She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry
Fifty dub, I even got it tatted on me
81, they'll bring the crashers to the party
And you know me
Turn the O2 into the O3, dog
been reading literotica for hours and my boxers are stuck to my legs
the windsors are of roman blood
Britain is a land of cucks.
Constantly invaded and the people took up the culture and language of their captors.
The Romans, the French, everyone.
This time it's just the Muslims turn
umm no sweaty
sick rims bazza
masturbate PRONE for a super orgasm. Just came BUCKETS using this method.
are you seriously arguing that yanks make less money..
fuck off yanks
can't wait for brazilian global hegemony
would rather wear well made wool trousers than any tracksuits or jeans desu
look smart but nearly as comfy as tracksuit bottoms
we had a empire n shit
used to lose my mind to this at the school disco
the whip (file photo)
>you'd move there in a second if you had the chance
HAHAHAHAHA fuck off yank
hope he disclosed those modifications on his insurance policy otherwise I would void that policy in a heartbeat to teach that runt a lesson
t. insurance lad
insurance + they're richer anyways
move to a white neighborhood
anyone in manchester up for a j
any shrooms man in
imagine thinking you don't live in a bad area despite acknowledging the junkies who shoot up and shag round the back of your building
>Thailand, in particular, I've visited multiple times, and I lived with my Thai girlfriend there for 5 months. However, all I did was work from my computer, and only socialized twice in five months, apart from the time with my girlfriend.
Even this guy managed to get his dick wet
Bit mad how the concept of monarchy first came about when you think back to society in its earliest of stages.
Like, some lad became popular/rich enough for people to follow him and his children and so on just became this thing of authority.
You should try to make an effort, it's a great workout and lots of fun plus there's TONS of climbing qts to stare at
You are delusional.
Universal Basic Income
large programs of affordable home building
mandatory paternal leave for men if the woman takes maternity
increased data protection laws
socialising of social media companies
increased defence spending
increased nuclear deterrent research and spending
adopt a more proactive foreign policy
rebuild the Thames National Ironworks
increased foreign investment
Neetba at swarthy Eastern Europe gf
they seem to brag about it all the time. They aren't exactly anti-imperialist
bet you reckon you look like one of the lads from The Firm but you look like a turbowasteman in person
looks like a shrunken people carrier
We are the children of the cheddar man
fuck off you idiot
kek, bet hes real gross
best game ever made
straight up will meet lads from south manchester tonight (not gay) for a pint
A and N
>you'd move there in a second if you had the chance
gonna fuckin kill myself
I love Toyota vehicles
straight up will meet lads from south manchester tonight in canal street for a bumming
alri cheddar men haha
fuck off tucker, i know you're using a finnish proxy now
>that part at the end where the music gets quiet and William starts singing about breasts
getting my daily dose of urbex
John Lewis is for kettles, not shoes
will be voting Labour now lads
Honestly don't care about muh heritage. It doesn't change my current situation.
>what is health insurance
*pushes you in*
Why are we Canadians so murderous?
Why can't we be more like our peaceful Aussie brothers..
I have a lot to think on, leave me be now.
gonna fuckin touch myself
Pew pew pew
>40 dollars to touch your kid
how much did they tip for that luxury
that's how i am to yanks irl too
R U S S I A
Unironically loved this song when I was very young
Absolutely loathe my former self
the Nazis really fucked up by invading the Soviet Union
literally nothing in history is better than seeing the Soviets take Berlin after Hitlers suicide
>not realizing you're the descendant of millions of people who came before you
Is this some fan wank trying to make a classic scene more fucking anime?
unironically been with more girls than me and probably doing better in life
what is wrong with yanks
um sorry im an individual x
Nobody in their right mind would move from the UK to America.
the fact that these girls are slavic makes them automatically unattractive
yes he did:
eating a greek yoghurt
dizzle /brit/ coming this friday
love how he tried to push the mutation through with his trolley
To be fair sprouts are the fucking worst if you're introducing vegetables to a fatty
>americans are huma-
is Vikings worth delving into?
sellin for 12 mil gp
america is the third world of the first world, only reason you would move there is because you aren't already living in the first world
its a virtuous sign of wealth
dont think thats russian writing there
didnt cough on my first time and only felt sleepy
was I doing it wrong lads??
remember when my dad used to listen to Outkast and DMX in his car when i was really young haha
ah yes, young parents
Anything thats a soft and lightweight material tbqh. Don't get why my workplace is so opposed to people being comfortable while sitting down for 8 hours a day.
how is tights gf 2018 going?
what a fucking obvious post
cannot fathom being so slow-minded to think that if you actually went out of your way to make this post that you would be the first person to think of it.
Everyone thought of this exact post the moment the second lad posted a picture of a car accompanied with the text "the whip"
fucking grim to be this much of an imaginationlet
Slavs > Anglos
ding ding ding
404: neck not found
take the neckpill or remain a runt forever
if I was offered a well paid job there I would go desu, it's large enough that you can forge you own life and ignore the utter spastics you are surrounded by
would NOT raise children there though, not a chance
was she thinner when she went in
The American dream died with boomers, interventionalism, and leftist culture
you had DMX in the UK? Nice
aside from all those who take high paid positions there and migrate for career advancement and don't give a fuck about belief in creationism or whatever kike an autistic retard
yeah but to go over that whole rigmarole again in the current year is a whole another ballgame. besides, i certainly wouldn't be ashamed of or self-flagellate for being from a stock that conquered most parts of the world, just think about it.
explain your thought process _/5
slavs and anglos look the same, trashy, inbred orcs
Nah, just google some of the nude scenes.
Listen pal all I want is to be comfortable while I'm at work but the bosses have a problem somehow.
slavs aren't human
the original scene is fucking shit though, he just spins around and then disappears, leaving his jedi pyjamas behind
Slav women have no equal
The American dream died with boomers, imperialism, and late Capitalism
love women me
i drink juice like i'm sucking cock
chavettes are their equal
Maybe you're just a pleb
america is highly divided society.
it's split down the middle between race, wealth, politics. and diverging all the time
people who are sure to be on the positive side of that split love to migrate there
4 in 10 Americans believe the Earth is 10,000 years old. You can't ignore that.
>nordcuck talking about being inbred
imagine being retarded enough to believe this
America needs to balkanize.
remember getting cucked in this game because I lost a fight
Were you significant % native american? The way their population genome matching works you're likely to pick up traces of related populations
Wakanda literally looks like a Western city
finally found the webcomic i was looking for
it was jennifer's show: jenffersshow.thecomicseries.com
Where should yank /brit/ posters go before it happens? What state(s)
>post pic on Cred Forums
>thread deleted seconds later
*takes the hover vehicle to the grocery store*
Ah yes, life in Canada.
German, Hungarian, Czech
I thought this was a thread about British culture not yank culture??
Lagos literally looks like a western city
From the right angles
Fuck the "policy"
And that matters because?
late capitalism simply means "the present state of capitalism", i.e. "capitalism as of late" not "the final stage of capitalism", which is "late-stage capitalism"
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y'know who loved Capitalism? Fascists. You know who killed communists in the streets? Nazis did, Italian fascists did.
who predicted the horror that was coming to Europe in the 30's with the rise of right wing nationalism? Communists did.
it already is.
your 50 states are in equilibrium.
texas, cali and florida might need to be divided up if there's another big influx of people there
>all that eratic out of control swinging
>from two men considered masters of their respective arts
trash, looks like two teenagers going at each other
As a single bloke I reckon I could put it to one side in exchange for a higher wage and cheaper living costs. As I said though I would not raise children there because of the sheer retardation and high chance they'd become part of it.
>who predicted the horror that was coming to Europe in the 30's with the rise of right wing nationalism? Communists did.
communists initially refused an anti-nazi alliance with social democrats, calling them social fascists.
finished that game in 1 hour 55
should do another run because streetfighting was found to be quicker than kickboxing