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niggers
Drudgery at dawn
>I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUY TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND
>COULD THESE SENSATIONS MAKE ME FEEL THE PLEASURES OF A NORMAL MAN?
what did Ian mean by these lyrics?
is there anything Gira can't do?
Getting coffee with a swiss bird tomorrow lads. What should I order?
>NANI!
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bought a chinky takeaway but wasn't hungry enough to finish it
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what did you order lad?
why do skanks make my willy so hard
because you're not a bender and that's a good thing.
I currently earn £40k lads. I could earn £70k in the same job if I move to Manchester. What thinkest thou on't?
beef chow mein spring rolls and some prawn krackers
That's breakfast sorted then
sure
manchester is decent as british cities go
Fucking hate women.
bit gay
I'll still shag them if the opportunity arises but not putting loads of effort into it. Speaking of which, I had one girl from work confide in me that she got pregnant from some twat of a boyfriend she had at the time. I acted sympathetic but in my mind I was thinking "You disgusting, child-murdering whore". I feel a bit ashamed of myself that I didn't call her out on it but I don't want hassle at work.
Fucking horrible, man.
my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
do it mate you'll be a literal king.
best spice girls song by far
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haven't eaten any fast food/takeaway in like 5 years
it just tastes like a salty fatty mess
manchester is actually an alright place
COOL IMAGE MUST SEE!
el toilara..........
hate this song
>bounty bars
the choccy bar favoured by nonces.
PJW
drinking a glass of milk
good thing its sunday tomorrow
eating a cherry ripe
face looks odd
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oh god this is the song with like 2 minutes of orgasm noises from a frenchwoman
now then now then what happened here?
anime
Need a Brit gf lads
Don’t think I’ll make it through the winter without one
Send help
LOVE slagposting but even if one ever took an interest in me i dont think i could spend more than the 20 minutes it'd take me to start and finish around them, tend to feel a bit ill when they open their mouths
what's going on here?
two more hours
enjoy space *uppercuts you*
are Pauly
Je t’aime je t’aime
Oh oui je t’aime
Moi non plus
Oh mon amour
L’amour physique est sans issue
Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Je me retiens
Non, maintenant viens
same but for about 3 weeks.
crave it but i like that i'm resisting the craving becasue if i indulge i won't be particulalry satisfied.
nice peek of bum
>this
>man kick the ball
i would use it as an opportunity to give her emotional comfort so she would be open to a sexual relationship bceause even though abortion does sicken me slightly my moral principles mean nothing as compared to shagging
think i'm past the point of no gf return
requiescat
: a prayer for the repose of a dead person
any milkybar man in
listening to hardcore, just vomited a bit in my mouth
can't believe cheggers is dead lads
>there will probably never be a pan-European nation that can compete with China in the 21st Century before immigrants and refugees outnumber the natives in Western countries
dunno about this work experience business
im inhaling properly but cant get high
autoerotic asphysxiation gone wrong
Maybe you should try being less emotional towards people who have a different perspective than you. Just a suggestion, you're welcome to continue assuming anyone who ever got an abortion is a child murderer.
Nice digits
I will enjoy THIS space *spreads your cheeks*
I think i'm past the point of no return
dont believe you
Ezio: Requiescat in pace.
i have no gf but i must cum
I think I reached the top but still i got to learning
cock in my arse
post a tune then lads
Just been myself and got a gf no problem haha x, turns out going outside helps
*sprays a delicious pin point 40 yard diagonal pass which tickles the tops of the blades of grass*
>The gobbled sugars go through the yeast cells and are excreted as alcohol and carbon dioxide.
Ewwww! Beer is made of yeast poop!
IT'S UP
already have
why do people dislike him
he's talking common sense
why do they speak english in nigger puma
reading jacques lacan. shit's fucking dope
literally the most dire and lowest rated film of 2017
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So this is Mars... What a waste of flippin' money. A dire shithole devoid of any life. Birmingham is worth visiting more than this. NASA and Americans are utterly retarded. There is literally no reason to send a man there.
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because facts and logic aren't really at the forefront of the leftie agenda
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enjoy la
>is a piece of shit
>I haven't actually seen it
stopped watching there
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alri Paul
*puts in a crunching 2 footer which gives you a career ending injury*
woops sorry mate it's just how we play footy in england aha x
Unironically hankering for a gaggle of cute jap girls...
hate fucking women
always lived life with a slight feeling of unease. never understood why
your soul is inhabiting a ticking time bomb
you're a shit reasoner, fuck sake
you just set a yank right off on one for fuck sake mate????
PJW is the kind of lad who buys fresh tomatoes even though they're out of season because he mistakenly thinks they're better than canned ones
good post
don't like finns
how do I do it
im trying to help it out
>a gaggle of japs
you mean a gang of japs?
You triggered autismoyank...
ABANDON THREAD
only ~45 years left of toil to get through then I can rest for 2 years before having a heart attack
lads wtf can't spell haha rnt i cray??
any gabber man in?
remember this
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faust
might have an evening snack
Here's your reward.
reminder that this is canon forever
*falls to the ground like he's been shot and rolls around in feigned agony*
woops sorry mate it's just how we play footy in england aha x
A&E are always fuming when l keep turning up with catastrophic trauma to the ballbag
We all saw you fuck up
shut the fuck up
lolita go home
ah yes
in a foul mood lads
there is absolutely zero chance of the state pension existing in 2060
Get a pizza, you could get a cute girl deliver it for you and she'll love you at first site and you'll marry her, have children, buy a house and live happily ever after xx
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GT was never canon.
poo nigger
Good post
what do i say then
shan't
the whip
Test
>site
Christ I'm a twat.
hnng
need a hench warrior gf
the only goat I see is sitting down with 2 kids
Why
>bring back the biggest chad in dragonball z and turn him into a twink with a chinese girlfriend three times his age
Not a fan of moneygrubbing decades too late sequels me
YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR
is this porsche girl
was just thinking about her the other day
love the way she can take a hit
I SAID DRAGONBALL GT IS NOT CANON
oxford bender is the 69 posting mong
party tonight
date with the swedish bird with pierced nipples went really well lads. seeing her on friday.
why
So this is Sunderland... What a waste of flippin' money. A dire shithole devoid of any life. Birmingham is worth visiting more than this. SAFC and Mackems are utterly retarded. There is literally no reason to send a man there.
Dragonball is a cartoon for literal children.
government is on the path of austerity.
all government things are being receded, except state surveillance and rules.
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love girls with pierced nipples
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redpill me on girls that use a picture of themselves with brown children on tinder
i'm sure in this case they are not hers because of the age but who goes for that exactly
i do like nick land but sometimes he tweets the most drugged up gibberish
trunks was always linkin park shite
are you lads looking forward to the monthly release of Modern Journal of /Brit/ Economics
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well? show us the pierced nipples
>didn't have sex
>went well
you pay for her onward taxi to chad's afterwards or just for her meal?
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holy shit
the gf
don't think highly of people with high time preferences
that's not what FONT means
I didn't. What was it?
*wins the world cup*
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what did he mean by this
swap dier for drinky and it's perfect
so funnay
did the man kick the ball?
>Me last night: I'm going to start dieting, get a six pack and finally lose my virginity
>Me right now: Have yet again fallen prey to Aldi sausage rolls
>Rashford
terrible midfield
MUMMY GIB MILKIES!
this but unironically
i will not cede the linguistic territory to the autistic yanks
swap rashford for literally anybody and it's perfect
get the darkies out, put in vardy
sorted
sometimes i drink and snort coke for days and have an overpowering urge to just murder everybody who crosses me
does stonesey come into midfield almost like a CDM?
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literally in bed
imagine how solid a hendo/drinky partnership would be in centre midfield
you would need some proper would class players to break down those two
you obviously have immense brains for memorizing all these stats and names, if only we could get you the money to start a technology startup
I can't see a goat but I can see two kids sitting with a horse
what is drinking coke like? i've never heard of someone doing that before.
made an absolutely smashing green curry
no-cook fags on diabetes watch
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listening to 2 blokes play table tennis over a trance track
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who the fuck else are you gonna play on the left wing?
fucking scott sinclair, nathan redmond or andros townsend lmao?
>Faust is bored and depressed with his life as a scholar. After an attempt to take his own life, he calls on the Devil for further knowledge and magic powers with which to indulge all the pleasure and knowledge of the world. In response, the Devil's representative, Mephistopheles, appears. He makes a bargain with Faust: Mephistopheles will serve Faust with his magic powers for a set number of years, but at the end of the term, the Devil will claim Faust's soul, and Faust will be eternally enslaved.
hm ahhh yes couple years of doing what i want then ETERNAL ENSLAVEMENT FOREVER sounds like a great deal lol
hendo's shit m8
>vardy, kane, sterling
Can't see how we can lose with these 3 upfront
henderson is shite
poo nigger
alli
Christ, the amount of fucking hoops I had to jump through to get this.
vardy
bitcoin and the white ethnostate will be the century-defining human achievements
theo's back and slotting lad
the old man has done nothing wrong
Benito would make milk and gas free on the spot
you rang?
south america: the novel
poo
poo
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exactly!!! that's what l just said!!!
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face it Jerome gets more time than Brandon
skin cracked by the highland breeze hands typed this
is 17 dead or not
aight 'ye
not a winger at all, passing is terrible and rather have him as a super sub to come on when their opposition defence is tired
Forgot about theo desu. not entirely convinced he's better than rashford but definitely better than the 3 i mentioned
jerome had prior convictions and is far more prone to violent crime
just went for drinks. also find i lose interest in the bird if we shag on the first date, in a roundabout frustrating kind of way i'm actually quite pleased we didn't.
icing on the cake: it rhymes, all of it
He's dead but will come back with the super dragon balls alongside all the jobber universes
oh yeah, I keep forgetting that massive ex machina
racist
poo cat
TIDDIES
this is the lineup we should be playing against the weaker teams
alli or lallana then
just did a poo on the dog
*shaves your jugular*
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sue
>Vardy will get hurt
>Crouchy will get the call up
>England go to long balls over the top to the big man cuz drinky and hendo get pushed around
Out in the group stage with 1 point
>cresswell
i calls em how i sees em
BASED male Phd. Professor scientist DESTROYS female wymmins presenter who has a VAGINA
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lallana isn't a winger at all, he's more defensive minded and plays centrally. guess alli can and has played on the wing but he's too slow
alri pinkie pie
>Crouchy
>Carlton Cole
>Andy Carroll
there's your flipping front 3 right there
funniest post ive seen today
drops back to this when defending
there's just so much goin on
ah, i see you're not a perverted cocaine addict. very impressive
>literally and unironically finished below the micro nations of panama and trinidad and tobago
>this wasn't even one unlucky game but over the course of 10
>finished 4th in qualifying of a continent that only has 3 countries
Bloody girl in my flat goes back to London every Friday and comes back every Sunday night.
We're in Newcastle for fucks sake.
l'll send you a catalogue of all my posts from today
anyone have the black n white webm of a based rorke btfo'ing a stupid feminist
it was posted last night
chadette
Lads what are acceptable trimmings for a pulled pork sandwich?
>Crouchy and Defoe
Classic big and little
post yfw sterling wins it for da land
This one?
must be noshing on a monster cock
female Tarq
I work at Greggs. I just did a poo in one of our sausage rolls. I know I'm going to be fired but I don't care. I'm done wotking at this shithole and I'm going out with a bang. Tomorrow I will give this sausage roll to a customer and laugh when they take a bite.
stuffing and apple sauce
or barbecue sauce
unironically know a greggs manager
haha
chance would be a fine thing
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i paid £90 for a train ticket newcastle-london
NEVER doing that again
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>saturday flatmate decides to hog the living room having a loud phone conversation so i have to wait in my room till she's done before i can clean the flat
>sunday she decides this time to have a loud phone conversation just before i need to go to sleep
THIS is what I am waking up early to spend eight hours dulling my brain for.
Alex Jones is only 5'9.
That motherfucker is 5'4 TOPS.
you good whiteboy?
love the word poo and the brand greggs
rocco botte from mega64 is up to some weird shit nowadays
Cheaper to fly.
poo nigger
Drinking a Gulden Draak 9000 Quadruple lads
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what a repulsive little goblin
luckily for you they go together quite often because greggs is fucking SHITE.
actual poo nigger
non-whites are banned from /brit/
also to top it off i need a wee and someone is in the toilet.
bloke in the local greggs looks like a potential chon browser and always looks like he hates his job
shan't be going there tomorrow
fully expect to see you in one of these pics someday
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
lewisham?
l'm a ghanian king you can see it in my melanin
any stout man in
>luckily for you they go together quite often because greggs is fucking SHITE.
hairy wet fannies
i unironically have one from when i was in jap
hot metal machines
Drinking Sierra Nevada Hop Bullet atm
thoughts?
talking my language now
aye
WARNING all mums.................this afternoon I was in Asda (fosse park) with the kids, I was browsing the shelfs, with my youngest who's 2yrs in the trolley seat, out the corner of my eye i saw 2 women heading towards me, one young girl & one old woman, as they approached one of them put her hand on my sons face & within a flash she had her hands under his armpits & I believe was intending to lift him out as my back was turned, I spun round & pushed her off him & screamed at her, to which she mumbled something foreign & scuttled off with the other one, guilt written all over her face, I immediately reported it to Asdas security & within minutes she was trying to run out the door as I spotted her, security chased her & as I left the store to get the kids in the car I saw her & a big bloke & about 5 others all fleeing in different directions, I have now been advised that they are in fact Romanian gypsy's & are well known for theft & abduction of young children, especially fair haired kids. I have reported it to the police & even managed to get their reg plates!! obviously this has left me feeling very angry/sick at to what could have happened if I'd not have been vigilant. I am posting this purely to spread awareness as I know many of my friends & mummy's shop in that Asda & would hate it to happen to anyone else. These people are scum
Of the earth & have no morals & I believe would I have not noticed in time they would have lifted my boy straight out of his seat not even worth thinking about, I just wished I'd have had my hubby there to give them a taste of their own. Please always be vigilant, they work in pairs & are all dark haired & scruffy looking. Vile scumbags please share as much as you can x
need help finding a song
the song is a rock or punk song or something and the guitar riff goes like a# a# c c# c a# g# a# c f
pls help!!!!!!!
Console'd/10
legend
videogames are an infantile distraction
vocaroo an acapello rendition lad
pretty sure my yellow fever stems from watching that fight scene between the two girls in Battle Royale when i was 5
Any good?
>people think this guy deserved to die for a snarky comment
>those same people are offended if you call a tranny "he"
dear lord no
>a# a# c c# c a# g# a# c f
ah yes
Japs are uggos tho?
check the achievement button friend, I think you'll see that it is ironman
>he thinks you need console to do this
lmao
he deserved to die for offending a proud working class MAN such as myself
he didn't deserve to die, it's just hilarious that he did
If you like hops, yea. It's very bitter even for a DIPA
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i'm unironically paid to manage other people
mental lads
do not imitate my people or my culture you snarky frog runt
this but unironically
I wasn't being ironic you FUCKER
isn't your culture an imitation of mine to begin with ?
I do, not a massive fan of Sierra Nevada though. The standard one is fine but I didn't like the Torpedo
It was more because you control an uncontrollable territory, which normally (see: not always) happens when you start giving yourself zones.
Well, used to be like that anyway.
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no that's posh southerners you twat
they're so jealous and feel so inadequate since they are so poor they take joy because they are so pathetic they take joy in someones death
I only drink cider
they're the worst east asian
The box says they added hop resin or extract to make it extra bitter
Torpedo is decent it's a little more citrusy than they're regular IPA iirc
elena
although I have a thing for eastern european accents so definitely biased