/brit/

what did you order lad?

why do skanks make my willy so hard

because you're not a bender and that's a good thing.

I currently earn £40k lads. I could earn £70k in the same job if I move to Manchester. What thinkest thou on't?

beef chow mein spring rolls and some prawn krackers

That's breakfast sorted then

sure
manchester is decent as british cities go

Fucking hate women.

bit gay

I'll still shag them if the opportunity arises but not putting loads of effort into it. Speaking of which, I had one girl from work confide in me that she got pregnant from some twat of a boyfriend she had at the time. I acted sympathetic but in my mind I was thinking "You disgusting, child-murdering whore". I feel a bit ashamed of myself that I didn't call her out on it but I don't want hassle at work.

Fucking horrible, man.

my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo

do it mate you'll be a literal king.

best spice girls song by far

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youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA

CHOOOOOOOOOON

bit awkward though

haven't eaten any fast food/takeaway in like 5 years

it just tastes like a salty fatty mess

manchester is actually an alright place

COOL IMAGE MUST SEE!

el toilara..........

hate this song

>bounty bars

the choccy bar favoured by nonces.

PJW

drinking a glass of milk

good thing its sunday tomorrow

eating a cherry ripe

face looks odd

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oh god this is the song with like 2 minutes of orgasm noises from a frenchwoman

now then now then what happened here?

anime

Need a Brit gf lads
Don’t think I’ll make it through the winter without one
Send help

LOVE slagposting but even if one ever took an interest in me i dont think i could spend more than the 20 minutes it'd take me to start and finish around them, tend to feel a bit ill when they open their mouths

what's going on here?

two more hours

enjoy space *uppercuts you*

are Pauly

youtube.com/watch?v=RSe1tbWicys

Je t’aime je t’aime
Oh oui je t’aime
Moi non plus
Oh mon amour
L’amour physique est sans issue
Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Je me retiens
Non, maintenant viens

same but for about 3 weeks.
crave it but i like that i'm resisting the craving becasue if i indulge i won't be particulalry satisfied.

nice peek of bum

>this

>man kick the ball

i would use it as an opportunity to give her emotional comfort so she would be open to a sexual relationship bceause even though abortion does sicken me slightly my moral principles mean nothing as compared to shagging

think i'm past the point of no gf return

requiescat

: a prayer for the repose of a dead person

any milkybar man in

listening to hardcore, just vomited a bit in my mouth

can't believe cheggers is dead lads

>there will probably never be a pan-European nation that can compete with China in the 21st Century before immigrants and refugees outnumber the natives in Western countries

dunno about this work experience business

im inhaling properly but cant get high

autoerotic asphysxiation gone wrong

Maybe you should try being less emotional towards people who have a different perspective than you. Just a suggestion, you're welcome to continue assuming anyone who ever got an abortion is a child murderer.

Nice digits

I will enjoy THIS space *spreads your cheeks*

I think i'm past the point of no return

dont believe you

Ezio: Requiescat in pace.

i have no gf but i must cum

I think I reached the top but still i got to learning

cock in my arse

post a tune then lads

Just been myself and got a gf no problem haha x, turns out going outside helps

*sprays a delicious pin point 40 yard diagonal pass which tickles the tops of the blades of grass*

>The gobbled sugars go through the yeast cells and are excreted as alcohol and carbon dioxide.

Ewwww! Beer is made of yeast poop!

IT'S UP

already have

youtube.com/watch?v=QfXcdP3kErA

what news websites do you lads check out?

me:

dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html

why do people dislike him
he's talking common sense

youtube.com/watch?v=vmDDOFXSgAs

comfy

why do they speak english in nigger puma

reading jacques lacan. shit's fucking dope

literally the most dire and lowest rated film of 2017

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So this is Mars... What a waste of flippin' money. A dire shithole devoid of any life. Birmingham is worth visiting more than this. NASA and Americans are utterly retarded. There is literally no reason to send a man there.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

because facts and logic aren't really at the forefront of the leftie agenda

youtube.com/watch?v=94nDCm4NqIA
enjoy la

>is a piece of shit
>I haven't actually seen it
stopped watching there

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alri Paul

*puts in a crunching 2 footer which gives you a career ending injury*

woops sorry mate it's just how we play footy in england aha x

Unironically hankering for a gaggle of cute jap girls...

youtube.com/watch?v=2cNkU43kY0I

hate fucking women

always lived life with a slight feeling of unease. never understood why

your soul is inhabiting a ticking time bomb

you're a shit reasoner, fuck sake

youtube.com/watch?v=7ABNEjPxWEg

you just set a yank right off on one for fuck sake mate????

PJW is the kind of lad who buys fresh tomatoes even though they're out of season because he mistakenly thinks they're better than canned ones

good post

don't like finns

how do I do it

im trying to help it out

>a gaggle of japs

you mean a gang of japs?

You triggered autismoyank...

ABANDON THREAD

only ~45 years left of toil to get through then I can rest for 2 years before having a heart attack

lads wtf can't spell haha rnt i cray??

youtu.be/gkxGs4ETeg4

any gabber man in?

remember this
youtube.com/watch?v=5UOb7RBWlak

fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

faust

might have an evening snack

Here's your reward.

reminder that this is canon forever

*falls to the ground like he's been shot and rolls around in feigned agony*

woops sorry mate it's just how we play footy in england aha x

A&E are always fuming when l keep turning up with catastrophic trauma to the ballbag

We all saw you fuck up

shut the fuck up

lolita go home

ah yes

in a foul mood lads

there is absolutely zero chance of the state pension existing in 2060

Get a pizza, you could get a cute girl deliver it for you and she'll love you at first site and you'll marry her, have children, buy a house and live happily ever after xx

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GT was never canon.

poo nigger

Good post

what do i say then

shan't

the whip

Test

>site

Christ I'm a twat.

hnng
need a hench warrior gf

the only goat I see is sitting down with 2 kids

Why

>bring back the biggest chad in dragonball z and turn him into a twink with a chinese girlfriend three times his age

Not a fan of moneygrubbing decades too late sequels me

YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR

is this porsche girl
was just thinking about her the other day

love the way she can take a hit

I SAID DRAGONBALL GT IS NOT CANON

oxford bender is the 69 posting mong

party tonight

date with the swedish bird with pierced nipples went really well lads. seeing her on friday.

why

So this is Sunderland... What a waste of flippin' money. A dire shithole devoid of any life. Birmingham is worth visiting more than this. SAFC and Mackems are utterly retarded. There is literally no reason to send a man there.

Dragonball is a cartoon for literal children.

government is on the path of austerity.

all government things are being receded, except state surveillance and rules.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

love girls with pierced nipples

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redpill me on girls that use a picture of themselves with brown children on tinder
i'm sure in this case they are not hers because of the age but who goes for that exactly

i do like nick land but sometimes he tweets the most drugged up gibberish

trunks was always linkin park shite

are you lads looking forward to the monthly release of Modern Journal of /Brit/ Economics

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well? show us the pierced nipples

>didn't have sex
>went well

you pay for her onward taxi to chad's afterwards or just for her meal?

fUCK
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holy shit

the gf

don't think highly of people with high time preferences

that's not what FONT means

I didn't. What was it?

*wins the world cup*

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what did he mean by this

swap dier for drinky and it's perfect

so funnay

did the man kick the ball?

>Me last night: I'm going to start dieting, get a six pack and finally lose my virginity
>Me right now: Have yet again fallen prey to Aldi sausage rolls

>Rashford

terrible midfield

MUMMY GIB MILKIES!

this but unironically

i will not cede the linguistic territory to the autistic yanks

swap rashford for literally anybody and it's perfect

get the darkies out, put in vardy

sorted

sometimes i drink and snort coke for days and have an overpowering urge to just murder everybody who crosses me

does stonesey come into midfield almost like a CDM?

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literally in bed

imagine how solid a hendo/drinky partnership would be in centre midfield
you would need some proper would class players to break down those two

you obviously have immense brains for memorizing all these stats and names, if only we could get you the money to start a technology startup

I can't see a goat but I can see two kids sitting with a horse

what is drinking coke like? i've never heard of someone doing that before.

made an absolutely smashing green curry

no-cook fags on diabetes watch

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listening to 2 blokes play table tennis over a trance track
youtu.be/i6tS59VCfDQ

who the fuck else are you gonna play on the left wing?

fucking scott sinclair, nathan redmond or andros townsend lmao?

>Faust is bored and depressed with his life as a scholar. After an attempt to take his own life, he calls on the Devil for further knowledge and magic powers with which to indulge all the pleasure and knowledge of the world. In response, the Devil's representative, Mephistopheles, appears. He makes a bargain with Faust: Mephistopheles will serve Faust with his magic powers for a set number of years, but at the end of the term, the Devil will claim Faust's soul, and Faust will be eternally enslaved.

hm ahhh yes couple years of doing what i want then ETERNAL ENSLAVEMENT FOREVER sounds like a great deal lol

hendo's shit m8

>vardy, kane, sterling

Can't see how we can lose with these 3 upfront

henderson is shite

poo nigger

alli

Christ, the amount of fucking hoops I had to jump through to get this.

vardy

bitcoin and the white ethnostate will be the century-defining human achievements

theo's back and slotting lad

the old man has done nothing wrong

Benito would make milk and gas free on the spot

you rang?

south america: the novel

poo
poo
poo

exactly!!! that's what l just said!!!

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face it Jerome gets more time than Brandon

skin cracked by the highland breeze hands typed this

is 17 dead or not

aight 'ye

not a winger at all, passing is terrible and rather have him as a super sub to come on when their opposition defence is tired

Forgot about theo desu. not entirely convinced he's better than rashford but definitely better than the 3 i mentioned

jerome had prior convictions and is far more prone to violent crime

just went for drinks. also find i lose interest in the bird if we shag on the first date, in a roundabout frustrating kind of way i'm actually quite pleased we didn't.

icing on the cake: it rhymes, all of it

He's dead but will come back with the super dragon balls alongside all the jobber universes

oh yeah, I keep forgetting that massive ex machina

racist

poo cat

TIDDIES

this is the lineup we should be playing against the weaker teams

alli or lallana then

just did a poo on the dog

*shaves your jugular*

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sue

>Vardy will get hurt
>Crouchy will get the call up
>England go to long balls over the top to the big man cuz drinky and hendo get pushed around

Out in the group stage with 1 point

>cresswell

i calls em how i sees em

BASED male Phd. Professor scientist DESTROYS female wymmins presenter who has a VAGINA
youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54

lallana isn't a winger at all, he's more defensive minded and plays centrally. guess alli can and has played on the wing but he's too slow

alri pinkie pie

>Crouchy
>Carlton Cole
>Andy Carroll
there's your flipping front 3 right there

funniest post ive seen today

drops back to this when defending

there's just so much goin on

ah, i see you're not a perverted cocaine addict. very impressive

>literally and unironically finished below the micro nations of panama and trinidad and tobago
>this wasn't even one unlucky game but over the course of 10
>finished 4th in qualifying of a continent that only has 3 countries

Bloody girl in my flat goes back to London every Friday and comes back every Sunday night.
We're in Newcastle for fucks sake.

l'll send you a catalogue of all my posts from today

anyone have the black n white webm of a based rorke btfo'ing a stupid feminist
it was posted last night

chadette

Lads what are acceptable trimmings for a pulled pork sandwich?

>Crouchy and Defoe

Classic big and little

post yfw sterling wins it for da land

This one?

must be noshing on a monster cock

female Tarq

I work at Greggs. I just did a poo in one of our sausage rolls. I know I'm going to be fired but I don't care. I'm done wotking at this shithole and I'm going out with a bang. Tomorrow I will give this sausage roll to a customer and laugh when they take a bite.

stuffing and apple sauce
or barbecue sauce

unironically know a greggs manager

haha
chance would be a fine thing

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i paid £90 for a train ticket newcastle-london
NEVER doing that again

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>saturday flatmate decides to hog the living room having a loud phone conversation so i have to wait in my room till she's done before i can clean the flat
>sunday she decides this time to have a loud phone conversation just before i need to go to sleep

THIS is what I am waking up early to spend eight hours dulling my brain for.

Alex Jones is only 5'9.
That motherfucker is 5'4 TOPS.

you good whiteboy?

love the word poo and the brand greggs

rocco botte from mega64 is up to some weird shit nowadays

Cheaper to fly.

poo nigger

Drinking a Gulden Draak 9000 Quadruple lads

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what a repulsive little goblin

luckily for you they go together quite often because greggs is fucking SHITE.

actual poo nigger

non-whites are banned from /brit/

also to top it off i need a wee and someone is in the toilet.

bloke in the local greggs looks like a potential chon browser and always looks like he hates his job
shan't be going there tomorrow

fully expect to see you in one of these pics someday

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

youtube.com/watch?v=gl2p4G3CUrI

lewisham?

l'm a ghanian king you can see it in my melanin

any stout man in

>luckily for you they go together quite often because greggs is fucking SHITE.

hairy wet fannies

i unironically have one from when i was in jap

hot metal machines

Drinking Sierra Nevada Hop Bullet atm

thoughts?

talking my language now

aye

WARNING all mums.................this afternoon I was in Asda (fosse park) with the kids, I was browsing the shelfs, with my youngest who's 2yrs in the trolley seat, out the corner of my eye i saw 2 women heading towards me, one young girl & one old woman, as they approached one of them put her hand on my sons face & within a flash she had her hands under his armpits & I believe was intending to lift him out as my back was turned, I spun round & pushed her off him & screamed at her, to which she mumbled something foreign & scuttled off with the other one, guilt written all over her face, I immediately reported it to Asdas security & within minutes she was trying to run out the door as I spotted her, security chased her & as I left the store to get the kids in the car I saw her & a big bloke & about 5 others all fleeing in different directions, I have now been advised that they are in fact Romanian gypsy's & are well known for theft & abduction of young children, especially fair haired kids. I have reported it to the police & even managed to get their reg plates!! obviously this has left me feeling very angry/sick at to what could have happened if I'd not have been vigilant. I am posting this purely to spread awareness as I know many of my friends & mummy's shop in that Asda & would hate it to happen to anyone else. These people are scum
Of the earth & have no morals & I believe would I have not noticed in time they would have lifted my boy straight out of his seat not even worth thinking about, I just wished I'd have had my hubby there to give them a taste of their own. Please always be vigilant, they work in pairs & are all dark haired & scruffy looking. Vile scumbags please share as much as you can x

need help finding a song

the song is a rock or punk song or something and the guitar riff goes like a# a# c c# c a# g# a# c f

pls help!!!!!!!

Console'd/10

legend

videogames are an infantile distraction

vocaroo an acapello rendition lad

pretty sure my yellow fever stems from watching that fight scene between the two girls in Battle Royale when i was 5

Any good?

>people think this guy deserved to die for a snarky comment
>those same people are offended if you call a tranny "he"

dear lord no

>a# a# c c# c a# g# a# c f
ah yes

Japs are uggos tho?

check the achievement button friend, I think you'll see that it is ironman
>he thinks you need console to do this
lmao

he deserved to die for offending a proud working class MAN such as myself

he didn't deserve to die, it's just hilarious that he did

If you like hops, yea. It's very bitter even for a DIPA

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i'm unironically paid to manage other people

mental lads

do not imitate my people or my culture you snarky frog runt

this but unironically

I wasn't being ironic you FUCKER

isn't your culture an imitation of mine to begin with ?

I do, not a massive fan of Sierra Nevada though. The standard one is fine but I didn't like the Torpedo

It was more because you control an uncontrollable territory, which normally (see: not always) happens when you start giving yourself zones.

Well, used to be like that anyway.

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no that's posh southerners you twat

they're so jealous and feel so inadequate since they are so poor they take joy because they are so pathetic they take joy in someones death

I only drink cider

they're the worst east asian

The box says they added hop resin or extract to make it extra bitter
Torpedo is decent it's a little more citrusy than they're regular IPA iirc

elena

although I have a thing for eastern european accents so definitely biased