/cum/

God of /cum/ edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=vGsq1K7f_yc
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man, kraut is very thirsty for zando.

first for being gay is okay

btfo

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Bad edition.

What the fuck is "little /brit/"?

yeah he's complete trash

I have no proof, but I suspect /brit/ contains more autists.

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mostly colonials just insult us

that second pic was really hot

also, reminder that this is a non-racist chat

FAT
A
T

the constitution is racist

where's the lie though

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God I want a girl to look at me like that. None of them even notice me.

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delet

She's delicious

Editions have to be:
[ ] Relevant
[ ] Funny
[ ] 2D

Please mark all that apply.

hey zando!

t. beaner

that realization someone is creeping on your perv-magnet outfit

[x] Relevant
[x] Funny
[ ] 2D

Hello!

heyy qt

correct

literally all wimin look like that its called resting bitch face

YOUR MOM

>parents trying to micromanage my cooking

why are southerners so terrible?

they are wh*Te

I think I might be depressed, boys.

I have have had sex with 3 different girls in the past 2 weeks and I don't like any of them.

Idk if things would have worked out long-term with my ex, but at least I liked being around her.

What do I do?

good point.
good parenting.
good quesrion.

probobly their mutt genes. midwest and new england are the best parts of america, whilst the south is pretty much what everyone hates about america personified.

bait

>oh man things are awful I’m only fucking 3 girls and I don’t have cutesy teen feelings in my heart anymore
>am I depressed

Fuck off mate

kys

dog bless the united states of /cum/erica

I didn't even have cutesy feelings for her though.

I just didn't actively dislike spending time with her. I think I realize that I took that for granted now.

it's the figurative armpit of the US. Fine blame the blacks, still doesn't mean they're not humid swampy shitholes full of retards and kudzu

I've never even touched a girls hand. Ungrateful bitch.

Do you have any more of those edits?

I know what you mean. Honestly I was in your stage like 2 years ago. Haven’t fucked a girl since, idgaf.

hi /cum/

just talked to a guy who thinks playing wargame makes him a strategist and playing arma makes you a soldier.
think he was a euro.

No im not that person of the sketsches

why is this a wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult

hi

:(

You could've saved some

Which dutch user are you?

Twitch user?

back in the days it was very popular around 2007 i believe.

did he died?

Maybe I should start going to mass again.

I am a massive hypocrite because I want to have sex with women without making any real effort. But then when I do, I immediately think that she is a total slut and not worth my time.

Is there a way to get over this?

Maybe I need better self-control

no i was not online when this meme was started.

theyre affraid to delete it in case another wookiepedia happens

do you have any more of those lewd pics :)?

he just fucked his life.

yes RIP in pieces

What were these retards trying to do?

the same guy who thinks hes a strategist from playing wargame now thinks that is based in realism. also i think hes a leaf.

not entirely sure. Notice there was a lake in the background

im the most handsome /cum/ poster

Sad!

Huge fan of /nederdraad/ very comfy

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I'm the most handsome /brit/ poster

ah, so you look like you have had your face smashed in by a car door, yes.

I'm the ugliest Cred Forums poster

he's a soldier of fortune user. Better be careful

yeah i can see that

a soldier of fortune is the worst kind of soldier.

Oh, to see without my eyes
The first time that you kissed me
Boundless by the time I cried
I built your walls around me
White noise, what an awful sound
Fumbling by Rogue River
Feel my feet above the ground
Hand of God, deliver me

Good taste desu senpai

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED BY THE SHARTINTHEMART NOT POO IN THE LOO :---Ddd

consider suicide, britshit

shart myself twice today

trips wasted on such a terrible post

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youtube.com/watch?v=iqV8Vexp_Bo

the absolute state of china

what'll ya have

>kraut is still pressuring

SHEESH
H
E
E
S
H

Chinese "people"

a noose

China is a beautiful country

guys big balls with football: the meal

why do yuros love chinks so much? is it because they're inhuman commies?

i'm not the other German you refer to as FK
just a lonely boi looking for a gf (female) or gf (male)

Start sheeshposting
SHEESH

Its fantastic

i actually don't like it as much

>trump is a jewish pupp-

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u smell like cigarettes and shit.

SHEESH

>looking for a gf (female)
Good
>or gf (male)
NOT good

feel like gettin my drank on know what i mean
got a sale on for vodka 20 bucks for 750ml

hihihi your president is so cute! i want him to become my daddy

why are you so scared of homosexuality?

sounds like a good idea. go for it

what the fuck is going on here

what about this

wtf is this real? I thought he was with her

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Anyone here live in Austin? What's it like there?

trump unironically looks like a puppet, some sort of droid.

Why not?

dont worry bro, ull come around one day.

hate the current memes like soy and caveman
am i too old for this site post-Cred Forumseddit invasion? i'm 19.

Now that's just mean

d-delete this!

no, but on a completely unrelated note I find out that one of the shitty airlines out of airport #2 offers roundtrip flights starting this spring to Austin for $136.

Might do a long weekend trip some time this year

:)

Dang.
There's next to no work in my field here, but I got an offer within a week there.

it's a good city from what I've heard. Might be worth it to check it out

it's not as fun as the English threads

I'll come around your ass one day, faggot

is this how they hunt in Mexico?

Oh ok

Why are you still up?

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Don't think we have those animals here

How do I fix my shitty walking posture? I walk like levirginmeme and I'm extremely insecure about it.

internet addiction

My only real concern is that it seems like it's populated mostly with hipsters and #imwithher types.

stand up straight

a valid concern.

only if you're white and uncut

i feel gay standing straight because of my awkward big fat gay ass

I'm very much the same

windows 98SE was the most based version of windows.

i wasn't born yet xDDDDDD

welp time to sleep /cum/. hope you enjoyed the oother thread i made. see ya guys.

Don't see how that's better than 2000 SP4

Windows 2000*

>welp
i know proxyleaf is baiting but sheesh

Gn

Good night, Denny

>projecting

calm down fucknut SHEESH

f*ck wh*Te "people"

upvoted and gilded

and fuck Drumpf

>windows NT by a different name
ugh
didnt even have a cool start up noise

Never used NT. But Win2k got Direct X at some point and NT didn't AFAIK.

t. Milania

sauce?

das da spirit, m8, but keep it mexico

nah, Win2000 was literally windows NT 5.0 re-branded.

Win2k really had Direct X.

your mother was a rebranded whore passed from one pimp to another
lol

What was the most painful betrayal you had to suffer through, /cum/?
>tfw I found out cr1tikal was a chad all along

offical /cum/ playlist

Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
I Ran - A Flock Of Seagulls
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung
Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper
I'll Wait - Van Halen
Out of Touch - Hall & Oats
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
People Are People - Depeche Mode
Lovers In A Dangerous Time - Bruce Cockburn
It's My Life - Talk Talk
Rock Me Tonight - Billy Squier
Billy Jean - Michael Jackson
Come Sail Away - Styx
Uptown Girl - Billie Joel
One Week - Barenaked Ladies
Walkin' On The Sun - Smash Mouth
Space Jam - Quad City DJs

hey where is my n8ggashit??

i know, so did NT 5.0
when they were close to finishing 5.0 they re branded it as a different OS for some reason.

Does this palm have a name in English?

I haven't watched him in over a year. As soon as people start getting their personal life into videos, they go to shit. See: Reviewbrah.
Now I have nothing to watch in youtube.

that list is trash

why is /cum/ so much better than the other generals?

gay weebs

unironically the Mexicans

why do you have a croatian flag in your flags

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=132&v=0Nj99XocAf0

>chad
thats a twink
also slutting it up to save his unfunny dying youtube channel is pretty funny desu

dat is toch een knot? of is het een vlecht?

You're welcome.

Making pizza

if i made a twitch account will any of you watch it

no

looks like shit
not enough cheese, too many toppings that you didn't even bother to barely cut up

>that's a twink

*he thinks he is culinary

god he looks like a fucking downie

looks good. good job user

there are women born in the year 2000 legally starring in porn now

what does that look like then?

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hola pinche putita
te pones bien cachonda hija de tu puta madre

we cleaned up a lot of the weeb posting.

It used to be pretty bad

this is an english thread paco

I meant the shape of it. It looks like a palm tree.

ummmm i have to report you for racism, sorry :(

oh it looks like a Canadian leaf.

reported for being a NIGGER

I reported you both for telling that you've reported.

thats against the rules senpai 8)

Oops

its ok we all make mistakes

I felt like trying this whole ingredient style. Though maybe the pizzas are too small in size. I’m not a fan of extra cheese, everyone can top a homemade pizza however they like.

Thanks.

Here is my first attempt at a calzone. Will have to see how both turn out after the oven.

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Not enough vents, I think?

>everyone can top a homemade pizza however they like
and i can judge it

and I can be the taste tester

Cold wind blows into the skin
Can't believe the state you're in

It's so far, so far away
It's so far, so far away

not too far from outright being one with how demented he is

There are two but not sure if three are needed. Hopefully it doesn’t explode in my face.

What do you usually put on? I’m ok with anything and don’t really have a specific favorite of any kind.

i can't remember the last time i made a pizza from scratch
usually just whatever meat and vegetables i have laying around

I would have have made 4-5 vents of the size that you seem to have made them.

>page 6
what went wrong?

all the good posters moved to Discord

discords are garbage full of trannies and homosexual roleplay, and more
No matter what board I go to, I see nothing but complaints about them. I went into one for 5 minutes once. Never doing that again.

>i use discord

New fag here!
What is /cum/?

Almost every Cred Forums related discord i have ever been in is absolute fucking garbage. Why would /cum/‘s be any better?

Canadia-kUSo-México

Don't even give it attention.
"Discords are garbage," and end of story.

join it and find out

discord.gg/TBhKnr

It's what I shoot all over her face

because discords are filled to the brim with attention hungry normalfag

cleaned my room

don't care

>he cares

gj Ryan
how long until you have to leave for school again?

good man

I have to go back to my school campus for an interview on Tuesday, so I'm going back tomorrow unfortunately.

PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

STARTED TWO MORE IN THE MORNING

TWO MORE IN MY HOUSE

TWO MORE WHEN I WALK, YEA IM TURNT NOW

TWO MORE WHEN I DOUBT

TWO MORE ON THE BLOCK

TWO MORE IN THE CLUB

TILL I PASS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=vGsq1K7f_yc

STOP

well at least its not nothing

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neat

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thoughts?

A student in my human anatomy class tried to debate with the professor that you can't tell the race or sex of a person from their skull in front of the entire class.

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What the hell are the markers on the map for?

fuck you

>that white girl

She's not white, she's american.

WTYZ

I'm sure he told that professor

FOL

She BTFO the professor.
Then everyone stood up and clapped for her.
The professor, humiliated, resigned on the spot and left academia forever.

why do old white people like mint chocolate chip ice cream so much?

it's in the top 3 flavours objectively speaking

It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand

and that girl's name was Albert Einstein

God is gracious.

It has the right amount of spicy.

because its amazing

Never seen these ;_;

Hello fatties)))))

>God is gracious.

*snorts cocaine*

>mint chocolate
those two flavors don't go together at all

hi vlad

Zdrastvuy, Ivan.

I referred to fatties not to china ukrainian diaspora

god is arbitrary and indifferent

Where do I find a girl as pretty as her?

Rude, Ivan. We're about as fat as the yanks.

olympics is so boring this year

dennys

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ok sorry

It's okay.

love feces

love urine

dead

goddamn i want to go to arbys but i had a whiskey an hour ago and idk if my bac is legal for driving

i wish I had a violent abusive alpha male bbc bf to watch black panther with then rape me afterwards

love cock

you're right

the dream of every white thot

just one?

love live

this

ARE YOU A GIRL

we are all girls, silly

yeah i'm not really impaired but i'm paranoid about getting pulled over and somehow blowing a .05+

you are fat balde anime retard

/cum/ discord as cancerous as ever

Not true I'm very cute :/

wish you would stop spamming it fucking dickhead

wish i were gay

it's not worth it

wew lad
you're not impaired until you have to talk yourself through the colours of the stoplight

made for BBC

Keep wishing, you loser.

kms

lol, I had to go to my computer just to check that this comment came from calgary