/brit/

*motions hand*
dey oul kuffah

sue

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0c-VW8lcx4

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bentleymotors.com/en/apps/explore.html?gigapixelFreeRoam

quality op

award shows are a nauseating load of shite

ft?

wtf i love fatcam now!?

i wish i had thick wavy hair like him

But you, you toiled away, and what did you achieve?
You exhaust yourself with ceaseless toil,
you fill your sinews with sorrow,
bringing forward the end of your days.

goign now bye.

baftas was fucking awful

being on bennies is the real toil

>F1 virgins aren't allowed to pass one another
>NASCAR Chads literally intentionally wreck their opponents to pass

owen jones has put on weight

god bless

*he laughs*

dragonball was fucking awful

have got to explain to my proff tomorrow why I'm 20 hours behind on the project

our guy

Post quality has nose dived since earlier in the day

toil on the morrow, toil on the morrow

I'm toiling tomorrow, so I won't feel sorrow

I'll commute through wind, snow and the rain

to put in a hard day's work at Toilberg's domain

For 8 whole hours, I will give it my best

Because I like toil, it's like a rest

So good night fellow toilers, get cozy in bed

We've got an exciting day, of toil ahead

giz yer pin number
>tfw 1337

uncomfortably hot tonight, lads

the australians went to bed

More and more I find myself convinced that we are living in Kali Yuga, that humanity has been in a period of decline since the deluge and that technology is only accelerating it towards an impending padagram shifting cataclysm. Society is becoming more and more Satanic, and that this is caused by a mixture of capitalism and democracy. I feel completely unable to relate to the people around me, and have bouts of mania where I spend hours ranting loudly to myself, crying, and trying to drink/smoke myself to incompacitation. I no longer believe in laws as anything but a method of oppression by weak people too cowardly to enforce their own rules, and unless I make a constant focused effort to pray regularly I find myself sliding into an intolerable state of anxiety and depression. I hate the United States of America, and I think Iran is completely right in its criticisms of it as demonic. I’ve stopped believing most rich people are capable of having genuine friendship, or that romantic love is possible in the modern world. I’m working through my studies now, but I find the atmosphere of “hook up culture”, pampered fragile children, insane feminists/white guilt types, and smug moral relativism intolerable, so i mostly keep to myself in the basement of the library. As soon as I graduate I plan to move somewhere where I can see the northern lights and spend months without having to engage in human contact, so that i can fast and pray and study until I’ve purged myself of all the miserable poison of low modernity.

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Bit confusing when girls with no tits try to show cleavage

haha that's mine too

>failing at life because of this place

why do you find it so hard to understand some of us go to work for the beautiful enchantresses

why are you 20 hours behind?

Please tell a joke like the good old days

its good

>pin number

lma0 no, it's because I've got three other proffesor toilbergs hammering me into a pulp and this is my slack course

been sick for the past week and haven't done any work for my tutorials next week
prof toilberg is going to be fuming

bird on the right is peng

christ kate middleton's aged poorly

You literally spend all your free time, and more, on here.

poor time management

NOOOOOOO MY GPA PLEASEEEEE PLEEASEE MARK ME EASY PLEASEEE YOUR ASSIGNMNT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MONEYYY WASSTTEDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oioi
youtube.com/watch?v=KMMO4Nwidq0

pron.tv/l/SUB021118-0130787016-mp4/gcjyullo

Is Kingdom Come: Deliverance good, lads?

>I am EVERY canadian flag in here at once
very flattering, but sorry sweetie that's not how it works

sick for a week? flu? i havent been ill to the point of not being able to live normally since i got flu in 2009

this is painful

in love with a trans girl I met on twitter

w-we'll make it fellow uni toiler...i-it'll pass...

la creatura...

Alright, lad, you got me there. How often do you come here then?

*does a poo behind your couch*
alri

I would beat it with my cricket bat.

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>trans girl
alri bender

“An hero”

A meme lost to the sands of time

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once in a while to dump my heimlich's , nothing chronic

cats don't do that, only dogs

never thought that would happen

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don't care about what you think

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Why do they put their profile pics as pics with two people in them?

pipe down mate before I obliterate your jaw

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should I do a placement year at uni or should I do the same job while fucking uni off?

you should an hero

Why here of all places?

they're the less attractive one, probably the Saigon cheap thrill on the left

this can't be real

what about if that user had a bottle of sulphric acid on him and just doused both of them with it with no warning whatsoever?

for laughs

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like this acid gimmick

But left is the more attractive one...

this can’t be phil

rasheed

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yes but another time

YOUR MOM

What in particular makes you laugh here?

She's post-op

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Don't enjoy shitting

put it in H
XDD

Did you lot learn grammar in school? Just learnt today about base form, conjugated, and unconjugated verbs. Honestly I look at a sentence and find it hard to spot a subject and a verb. I don't know why is/be/am (how are these the same word?) are verbs.

why do roastoids do this?

Just got back from shopping lads. i.4cdn.org/gif/1518998562879.webm

dont know the difference between a noun verb adjective

dont care

i don't think typical roasties try to emulate lewd manga

“Soyboy” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “soyboy” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “soyboy” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy soyboys!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a soyboy; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

tl;dr: if you believe soyboys exist, you are a plebeian.

it's not a gimmick causing someone permanent disfigurement and blindness and months of skin grafts is as easy as throwing a glass of water on them. you could destroy the strongest man in the world in an instant

literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=371839&page=submissions
>me

Why do men do this?

This has potential.

nice

>"she"
>post-op
get some help lad, you fucking twisted cunt. How depraved do you have to be to end up falling for one of these literally mentally ill people?

vocaroo.com/i/s1InXpJ2XF98

rate our british accent

poor show

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Forget soyboys. Bugmen are the real threat.

only understood English grammar by taking German classes

Toil today and toil tomorrow, will we ever escape the coil of toil?

transgender isn't classified as a mental illness

yeah actually

cannot stand this bloke's face

alri lad, seems you got love goggles on. Get to the pub with some lads pronto and fix yourself up.

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ORIGINOO
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
BEGGING YOU
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE MA A LOAN

I wrote these songs for you, /brit/:
youtube.com/watch?v=fEqrt6nZTS4
youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

>by taking German classes
only fedoras take german classes

No but I sort of picked that stuff up from doing languages

hey alright then all good? how are you lads doing?

>i've printed a map to show you where bangladesh is
screaming

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only mutts take Spanish, and only limp wrists take French

ah yes

patrician taste

>asked her if she has ever watched cuck porn
>she said no
>reaction to continued exposure: she said yes

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hey aIright then all good? how are you lads doing?

ah yes it's the spotify crappy dnb adverts where they list off all of these names that nobody's ever heard of whilst crappy music plays in the background

gota do a BIG poo but there's someone in the bathroom

haha alright sausage breath

this one sounds good

>not using the webplayer with ublock

state of u

I wrote this song for Adolf Hitler: youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

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Would you have still shagged her if she still had her willy?

This can't be real

webplayer is a pile of shit

Comrades, the voices of the dead battalions Of those who fell that Britain might be Great Join in our song, for they still march in spirit with us And urge us on to gain the fascist state! We're of their blood, and spirit of their spirit, Sprung from that soil for whose dear sake they bled Against vested powers, Red Front, and massed ranks of reaction We lead the fight for freedom and for bread! The streets are still, the final struggle's ended; Flushed with the fight we proudly hail the dawn! See, over all the streets the fascist banners waving - Triumphant standards of our race reborn!

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i cant bear it

some people just have this look about them. I can't describe it. They aren't ugly, but they aren't hot. Wartime Stalin was one of those people

I wish I could torture James Cordon, the fat unfunny fuck.

if I were in your shoes I would go and tell them I need to have a shit and politely ask that they hurry up

I fell behind learning other languages like French because the teacher would talk about grammar and I didn't know what she was talking about. Now I'm trying to teach the thai gf and she thinks I'm an idiot because I can only explain how her English was wrong with examples, not with specific grammar.

Do you feel it has been useful?
See, I recognise these as grammar words but don't have a clue what they are

I haven't shagged her yet

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whitney houston drowned in her bathtub after getting fucked with cocaine

HATERS GET THE BIRD
MORE LIKE AN EAGLE
THIS IS MY MOVIE STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUAL
SEEMS SO WRONG SEEMS SO ILLEGAL
FELLAS IN THE BACK LIKE A FOUL BALL FREE THROW
YEP YEP YOU KNOW THAT I GO
THIS IS ME ON THE REGULAR SO YOU KNOW

god i loved skrewdriver so much as a teenager still go back to it from time to time since i agree with the message

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at least she died clean

thoroughly enjoying these

Sure, I was born in Carlisle, but I was made in the Royal Navy.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aYDTjkTi-2o
Doing a watch

Would you still be keen if she still had her willy then?

no she did not

pls don't make these any stupider, I can't take it

I'm taking a year out of my acting career to pursue political activism.

this is unironically my post

I would love this

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90% sure this retard browses /brit/

FB.com/profile.php?=7332236

>governess
Hmmm

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need a gf like this

>vox

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>In May 1940, the BUF was banned outright by the government and Mosley, along with 740 other fascists, was interned for much of the Second World War.
ah yes, the so called democracy.

i only read the ones with >4 vote score

induced a very powerful erection when she started going with her hips

They were banned democratically.

yeah i think i write better essays because i know to never end a sentence with a preposition, try to avoid adverbs, etc

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bit creepy in theory but i'd be lying if i said i didn't want a super lewd weird gf like this

KAY (Kill All Yanks)

thought it was an oven glove

nonces out

democracy is tyranny

SS marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Teufelslied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Teufel der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Deutschland,
Wir kämpfen für Hitler,
Der Rote kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

youtube.com/watch?v=KboYKUaqIe4

The reverse is just as true funnily enough.

>in club with my mate
>dancing
>surrounded by runt girls
>show know interest
>a runt leans right in front of me and introduces herself
>brush her off
>fatty goes after my mate, so I block her path
>end up pushing her
>see two guys dancing with some of the girls who were interested in us
>she's holding hands with a guy and dancing
>go up behind her and start dancing against her arse
>she looks over her shoulder and sees it's me
>starts grinding while still holding hands with the runt bloke
>look him in the eye
>he's looking at the girl like a wounded deer
>he fucks off after a bit
>two minutes later I turn my back to the girl and walk off
>see her complaining to the fat bitch I pushed earlier
had a right howl about it all the night after
fuck it feels good being a chad

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JÖRG VON FRUNDSBERG, FÜHRT UNS AN

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Cx

chads do not post on Cred Forums

What is wrong with an adverb?

>The world's best bitters come from Britain, where brewers treat them like artistic expressions.

What's your favorite bitter lads?

what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

I do

explain the noncery in that webm please

is this you?
fb.com/NeedsMoreKitchens/posts/211119672340759

turn in your chad badge

my pet rock unironically did over 20 cannisters of nos, 1 and a half grams to 2 grams of charlie and half a gram of ket

my pet rock's comedown is awful

>russians hacked democratic computers

It was trolls that got into Podesta's computer. His password was password. What planet are they living on?

hoppy beer is for a plebs, malty is the way to go

>ywn be a young idiot again browsing youtube getting tricked by these
simpler times...

Telomerase 2bh

>bitters
You mean IPAs? Nah, there's thousands of IPAs in the states from hundreds of breweries. I'm not choosing just one.

>explain the noncery in that webm please

>hoppy beer

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cool, so you can't. it's an of age woman roleplaying, what is wrong with this?

this isn't bluelight you dimwit

can you drop your pet rock on cokelad's fingers
cheers thanks

Bitters aren't hoppy the hops are only used for preservation to prevent spoiling

>the adjective "bitter" is used to distinguish this style from sweet, light milds.

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i unironically do shit like this whilst high on cocaine some woman who i tried to flirt with mocked me and called me skinny and said her boyfriend would eat me for breakfast. so i would sometimes just sit there in my car waiting for him to come out of where he worked with a bottle of acid knowing i have the power to turn her boyfriend into a helpless blind basket case in an instant and if he is going to eat me for breakfast it will have to be through a tube while she cries hysterically when confronted with his melted off face

used to think you were cool as well
nonce

>bitter
>beer that is strongly flavored with hops and has a bitter taste.

the bitter taste comes from the hops numbskull

cokelad needs to adopt a trip 2bh

kys

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only people that find me attractive are hipsters, old women and asian girls

it’s nice because i’m only attracted to old women and east asians but sometimes a proper deanette would be good

look at this post, it's like paranoid schizophrenia condensed. what the fuck?

so why did you need advice from brit on how to take a bomb of mdma again?

will be reporting this post to the authorities

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its just better to use a more effective/precise adjective or verb, more professional:
"the dog is very big" vs "the dog is massive"

>Bitters aren't hoppy
Moron, beer gets it bitterness from hops.

The IPA was invented for the purpose of making sure beer brewed in England wouldn't spoil on the way to India. They added extra hops as a preservative and the end result was an extra bitter beer.

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i drink wine

Sitting in my hospital lads

This poo is not going well at all

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS NERD

Reasons to live?

"the dog is an absolute unit"

i hate it when womyn do this

i called one a dickhead and she hated me for it and refused to help the situation

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None!

I respect Vladimir Putin

regrets? not really, what's the point? Can't get those hours back.

youtube.com/watch?v=14b_yqIVeLg

i respect niggers

there are people who invite entire college football teams over to their house so that they can sit in the shed while 11 college men have sexual intercourse with his wife who are less cuckolded than anyone who signs that pledge

Sunrises and sunsets.
The sound of a baby’s laugh.
Watching someone talk about something they’re passionate about.
The first snowfall of the season.
The smell of artificial watermelon.
Fresh baked cookies.
Shooting stars.
Stepping on crunchy leaves.
Splashing in puddles.
Traveling the world.
Your future children, pets, spouses, or friends.
The feeling of being held in someone’s arms.
New books by your favorite authors.
Christmas lights.
The one influential person in your life that has helped you through everything.
The way dogs gets excited to see you when you come home from a long day of school or work.
Smiles on other people’s faces.
The warmth of sunshine on your skin.
The smell of coffee.
Sitting in a warm house or by a fire with a really good book.
Decorating the Christmas tree.
The chill that racks through your body when you’ve accomplished something you’re proud of.
Clumsy first kisses.
The warmth and smell of fresh laundry.
Music.
Compliments and praise.
The feeling your heart has when you see your crush.
The sound of good laughter.
Your support system (because they would be broken and lost without you).
The feeling of someone paying attention to you - the one that makes you feel safe and loved.
The movies that you leave you speechless after you walk out of the theater.
The feeling you get after you pee for the first time in hours.
The first day of spring when you can finally see the green grass peeking out of the snow and everything feels more hopeful.
Puppy kisses.
Baby kisses (the open mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek).
Swear words and the release you feel when you say them.
Trampolines.
Ice cream.
Stargazing.
Cloud watching.
Taking a shower and then sleeping in clean sheets.
Receiving thoughtful gifts.
“I saw this and thought of you."
The feeling you get when someone you love says, “I love you."
The relief you feel after crying.
Sunshine.

>This is one of the most popular choices for the biggest British food company

How humiliating.

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Hello boomer

Haha I remember that

was Leonard Bast a toiler?

darkened claws

for me lip gloss and tights and the smell of women's hair is more than enough reason to live

doing maths lads lol

for 5 years i was a horrible cunt to everyone at school, used to rob this lads dunkers and scoop massive bits of cheese on a breadstick and throw them at people so they’d stick haha, would rip into people for a laugh and just make up absurd stuff about them to see if it would stick (always did) told some girl id be her boyfriend and whenever i’d see her at school id blank her and say hello to her mate and then ignored her for a week and told her to fuck off and never speak to me again, found out some lad wore a bra under his uniform because his ex girlfriend fancied me and i told absolutely everyone

eventually everyone apart from my small group of mates hated me and i’m glad guns aren’t accessible in england

alri NORMOID. fucking cringe - the post.

>for me lip gloss and tights and the smell of women's hair is more than enough reason to live

This the boy who is scared of calculus.
CUTE

so why are there so many autistic Brits on Cred Forums

I might shave my chest hair. Thoughts?

good lad, what are you working on?

Get a seething rage when I see this bastard's face just want him to go away forever jesus christ

ha

nothing quite like a piano concerto. the conversation betwixt the instruments sends frisson through my body every time.

is post-rock this black people music that they play everywhere nowadays?

would you rather inuit or aboriginal

bent slug

calculus isn't that bad desu
linear algebra

inuit obviously

have you discovered the red pill between linear transformations and matrices yet?

Rather what?

youtu.be/mDye3caSyH4
youtu.be/mDye3caSyH4

yes

think i might be going bald lads

>he's here

I’m putting together a team

still multiplying vectors and scalars

neighbors down at the end of the block used a sperm donor to conceive because they wanted someone with "athletic prowess", they've out and told people and act like it's the most normal thing

seriously don't know what's wrong with normies

good christ lad, how long have you been working on that?

I'm in.

Just want to bait out skets desu

lol imagine if they got an autist instead

Making the new lads so don't bother

>"Savior of western civilization? Why, I suppose I've been called this. I'm known by many names, you see. You may call me...Peterson. "

lel why does he have a painting of lenin?

Might cuck my stepdad

How about that integrating factor in ordinary differential equations.

What a riot.

same, at about 4.5 rn

Christ can you imagine your wife not wanting your genes? Beyond cuckoldry.

nü

Stop worrying so much

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a day or two
i don't have as much time to work on the maths because i'm going to uni now

he collects soviet art