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shit, i didn't mean to single link

why this edition? Why did this come to mind?
fuck I hate Australians.

>4 /brit/s and a /birt/
fucking state of you kids

wich one do I fucking post in there are like six news


LOVE the birt gimmick

love australiaa ε>

>You will never be a cheeky chink businessman exploiting the africans

i guess they count backwards down under

there's only one new /brit/ and it's this one

i don't know
i don't know
i don't knowww
i don't knowww
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know and i don't got nothing to do with this
i don't know
i don't know
i don't knowww
i don't knowww
i don't know ya ask them, i don't know, ya gotta ask these guys, i don't know nothin' about that
*what does it say on the back of your chair there?*
well this is not my chair
this is not my chair
whoever told you that, this is not my chair
well this is not my chair
this is not my chair
whoever told you that, this is not my chair
well this is not my chair
this is not my chair
whoever told you that, this is not my chair
*it's your chair*
*it's your chair*
*it's your cha-chair*
this is not-not-not-not-not my chair


you always go to the first linked unless its /birt/

This is the official /brit/ thread as of 12:30 on the 19th of February

All of them, lad.

>finally work up to making a new because everyone is asking
>don't even know what to make it about, just feel grim
>post it and link
>it was too late

nice, looks fun


the choon

hairline like the melting ice caps

I think Citroën would make respectable sales, had it done Picassoësque squiggles on its compact minivan. youtube.com/watch?v=OiDoOMXNdg8

go to bed bruce we'll talk later

teach you to try and compete with me



Anyone find it disturbing when you think of the countless Americans who've had their cocks mutilated?

et tu bruce

there's no point making a policy on /birt/ because half the posters are just here to mong out. whether a /birt/ thread lives or dies depends on how many 12 or 13 year olds are here having a chucle to themselves

crazy how doing well in school and getting into a good university might be the most important thing you ever do in your life but you have no idea of the gravity of it when you are actually a kid


wonder what they do with the foreskins desu


I try not to think about other blokes cocks (I'm straight)


How good is your hairline, lad? Haven't noticed mine change yet.

nothing is important in life
you're born
you suffer
you die
that's it


absolutely fucking had it up to HERE with this idiotic mongrel and its stupid spotted face

I am really tired, eyes heavy, but I don't want to sleep because then I will return to toil

/birt/ can't be found in the catalog and the janny will choose to keep /brit/ over /birt/

would gladly punt both of these reddit pets into the sun

>absolutely fucking had it up to HERE with this idiotic mongrel and its stupid spotted face

lives in your head mate



>absolutely fucking had it up to HERE with this idiotic mongrel and its stupid spotted face

>university might be the most important thing you ever do in your life

aznude.com/azncdn/rooneymara/aghoststory/ghoststory_a-rooneymara-hd-01-hd.html this fucking scene with them both in bed holding each other fuck me man what's it like to have this

>based safferlad does it again!!!!!! truly ONE OF US!!!!!!

thoughts on /birt/ editions that have the word "british" in the post body so that they can still be found via catalog?

been living in this yank's head rent-free for the past year but he's just negotiated a new contract with the housing association which stipulates a base rate of $450 a week for continued residence


I have a full head of hair

Post ur tummies lads :3

sick of seeing that gremlin's ugly fucking face and massive hooked nose

listening to the spirited away soundtrack and reading trotsky


thatcher would have had trot poofs like you shot

Don't read Trotsky mate


>having absolutely NOTHING going on in your life so you decide to spend your time obsessing over and getting mad by random anonymous people on some obscure website
Fucking howling at the state of some of you lads here. Holy shit.

Massaging while shamPOOing helps, lad.

Fuck yeah just got off that graveyard shift.



very difficult to resist hatting this post

howling at the fact that you live in nigger town nigger brown

>reading trotsky

i'll spirit your jaw away to the next dimensional plane you repugnant little pinko

any dengist man in

a /birt/ divided against itself cannot stand


Really need a shave and haircut but can’t be arsed lads dunno what’s wrong with me

its absolutely full of bullshit to be fair

Feel like pure shit just want him (Albert) back

I was on the roads when Giggs made Talking Da Hardest

what does FOLC mean

FUCK off vile nonce

Lads my poo is very smelly
Is this normal ?

can't fucking believe there are honest-to-god thatcherites browsing /brit/, she's the antithesis of your pitiful existences

>FUCK off vile nonce
keep posting hags bender

franks of lower carolingia


>university might be the most important thing you ever do in your life
t. 19 year old student

I generally don't find oriental figures interesting

There are some exceptions. Genghis Khan, Sun Tzu, Mishima and Lee Kuan Yew.

Saw a /brit/ gimmick in another board the other day

from the side I kind of look like calvin coolidge

Whats for lunch then lads?

albert can suck my massive english dong for all i care


absolutely shattered

when does the toil end

dengism is the only socialist movement that can survive the 21st century intact

no she wasn't
she was working class who hated other working class people and pretended to be upper class
she's EXACTLY like me, just with a fanny and probably smarter

And my white prick.

literal child

>“i'll spirit your jaw away to the next dimensional plane you repugnant little pinko”

Pic related is a pure Armenid.
Jews are more Armenid than the average European (some Euros probably aren't Armenid at all or very little) which causes them to look the way they do. But there are other groups with high Armenid traits too.

any blairites in

Probably cause it's state capitalist, the best kind of capitalism and socialism

The toil ends when you die and not a minute sooner

should I go out tomorrow night lads?

Thatcherite here



find it incredible that we haven't colonised other planets yet

they should pull their fucking fingers out, it's important

>100 million
Imagine unironically believing this.

Interstellar British Empire when

Saffers is based

would spark any dengist out in five seconds flat, zhou enlai was the only CCP figure whose policies have any relevance these days

i'm a mutualist anarchist

always have been

the only natural way for society to be run

Imagine being a South African that thinks he's British lol

If your m8s invite you out and you're free, always go.

forget not ever.

2 hours tell the meeting with professor toilberg. think i'm going to kms in his office. holy fuck i'm so fucked. FUCKED. aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HIS TIME AND MONEY WASTE AND NOW I'LL PAY THE PRICE

this is the first time i've read trotsky

he's absolutely full of shit

university is nursery for people over 18

ah yes the extraordinarily fulfilling life of a tradesman, breaking your back at the ripe old age of 31 after falling off a ladder and subsisting on state handouts until you off yourself

>Imagine being a South African that thinks he's British lol
>wanting to be British

you the mathematics leaf

>university is nursery for people over 18
t. thinks all uni is a liberal arts degree

imagine being friends with Drake

What happened

arrogant student claws typed this post

so tired...

Find myself becoming more in favour of a United Ireland under British rule every day

Consider myself firmly Anglo-Irish

aye, but this is for my non maths course



>stop posting little girls


whats the course


rosa luxemburg can suck my giant english bougie willy

the IRA fought and died for this quisling runt to make this post, gives me the fear

Advanced German. I work also as a translator - which is the topic of the meeting.

this was part of the B.N.P.’s manifesto circa 2008-2010.

business idea: orthodox christian ireland

getting a £80 refund

not sure if I should buy a fuck ton of drugs or make a trip to somewhere

Aha fucking hell

AND my white prick.

why would anyone actively want to be trampled upon by colonial oppressors

why not both eh? heh heh

get it? trip?

why are you worried if you translate in your free time

imagine Drumpf's crusty sweaty dinosaur bollocks slapping against her wet meaty Slavic fanny

save it

My ancestors are a rich Anglo-Irish family from the pale

I’ve nowt to worry

get the in 66-fag-poo in dave mate

They pay me to translate.

Its 69-fag-poo

dave is getting more and more insufferable with each passing day. wish he'd pull his fucking head in

how would go about translating scots gaelic if you had to?

why would any self respecting British national view his own country as some kind of evil oppressive force

dave is literally living in /brit/'s head rent-free

What happened mate

You did a bad translation?

how much does weed cost round your ends

Is that the guy who goes on the caps lock rants? I like him


idk like a fiver a gram


Dave is an easily aggravated radical centrist

getting more and more difficult to not furiously wank

tenner a g

don't think we're 'evil' but for a person to give up sovereignty willingly seems pretty pathetic to me


There’s this 19yo girl at work with no backbone that always gives me a spliff if I ask for it

First I'd learn the language, then I'd take it from there.
Not sure, that's the problem. I've refined it to the best of my abilities, but toilberg is a native and will probably holocaust me for this.

a common misunderstanding but it's actually 66

dave is a marxist firebrand hell-bent on the destruction of the tories and the middle class

wtf where you getting these prices

I believe in Irish Home Rule within the United Kingdom

you sound like a dickhead

Seems like a lot of the more intelligent posters are living rent free in some of your lads' heads. This should make for an interesting conversation with your mates and family in real life.

Wish I could speak another language

Used to be really on the Spanish hype then I forgot lazy and forgot most of it :( real shame

turn up wearing a gas mask for the bantz lad

dave is the chairman of the dengist party of the united kingdom and northern ireland

Only get horny on drugs

he's a pothead what do you expect

colonialism is a made up concept. did the romans colonize greece, turkey, and north africa or did they simply conquer them as part of their empire

piss off it does



>smoking spliffs
is there anything more scatty and povo

You sound like a fanny

wouldn't mind a cute lad living rent free inside my arse

What drugs? Weed? I find that it's like a natural viagra.

voting for drumpf

The concept of a British Ireland with home rule is completely gone out the window and has been unheard of for a century

It isn’t 1918 you nutter

i have a fanny

ooh posho, what do you smoke then milord?

will show up looking fresh like my man Adolf here

poo poo! wank! arse cunt poo

have yet to see a single south east asian flag and they're typically out in droves by now, hopefully they've cleared out for good

are you trying to mimic the elder scrolls gibberish book by the sload?

fucking yes, now it’s more than a mere remember’d factoid told me.
bnpopinion dot blogspot dot ru fws 2010 (fws) 01 fws bnp hyphen northern hyphen ireland hyphen policy (dot) html
“Friday, 15 January 2010
BNP Northern Ireland policy

BNP Northern Ireland policy

Britain has shamefully allowed the terrorists in N.I. to come close to winning when the IRA could have been destroyed years ago.

Government weakness has led to hundreds of deaths and given those same terrorists a share in government.

We would end all attempts to force the people of Northern Ireland to accept foreign interference in their affairs and deal with terrorism – from whatever side – once and for all.

>No one with links to a terrorist organisation that refuses to lay down its arms should be allowed to enter government. We would abolish state-supported segregation in education. In the long run, we wish to end the conflict in Ireland by welcoming Eire as well as Ulster as equal partners in a federation of the nations of the British Isles.”

>a cape
He really was autistic wasn't he?

hangover fading
starting to feel hollow again

cock and balls

>hangover fading

ah yes the life of a degenerate

Chaat. It's an amphetamine


all the girls in online dating are asian or fat

capes/cloaks were in fashion once you know

Big fan.


had discussions with at least 4 females today
all shit of course, completely unlike my discussions with fellow males

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

yanks have the worst gimmicks


i concur. no roastiod can even come close to the 200IQ+ conversations me and the gents have on the unitoil campus.

i almost laughed

just dancing on the table and singing two world wars, one world cup

not a pixel

like this song :)


your mom

>Have a swimsuit fetish
>Remember I was molested in my swimming trunks when I was younger

W...wahey? Haha..?


Of all the silliest sayings, one of the silliest is the saying, ‘You can’t put the clock back.’

Of course you can put the clock back and you often do. If a clock is showing the wrong time, you put it back or forward whichever is necessary, without the slightest hesitation.

If a mistake has been made we ought to put it right, if we can.

Monk on the telly, time to get comfy :)


*smokes pipe and rubs beard pensively*'

ahh.... yes... it all goes back to your childhood..... that concludes our session for the day


>stepped in dog shit once as a kid
>now have a mild scat fetish


hope it wasn't by a bloke you big poofter

Haven't tried it, lad. Is it addictive?

*stands in the back and says nothing

the famed female mind gentleman

what's going on here then aha looks like a good laugh. stag do in fancy dress?


No, after the advent of the troubles, war of independence and civil war the political landscape has shifted too dramatically. You’d be ignorant to suggest a political union between the ROI and UK would ever reoccur. A more likely outcome of the Irish question is reunification under the Dail.


high quality post

low quality post

me like pretty lady


there are commies out there who genuinely love modern china and think it's saving africa

10 USD or 7 pounds.

love anime


welcome back

happy to see worm posting in the safe hands of an australian

getting a stabbing pain in my gut every 10-20 minutes

your thoughts??



It's not powerful enough to be addictice. It's like taking a 10mg quick release addy


could be a parasite or cyst, but hey I'm not a doctor.

not even to share? she just gives it to you? fucking hell
reckon she wants your cock mate

quality bait

on train

might be the pox

you might have a cancerous growth

well in it with this 17 year old, lads

shes 'connected' with me on fb but hasn't added me as a friend. it's the long con

*plays trumpet*

just got diagnosed with a parasitic cyst & the pox

the toil lord is not going to like this one

*stares noncily*

Oh shit, my nigga, youre talking about khat.


LOVE train



in a show of solidarity, I vow to never having a gf until they legalise gay marriage



>well in it with this 17 year old, lads


why does it have so many dislikes lol


There's a joke among the growing middle class in China.

>Mao came back to life and asked the people:

>Mao: Can the people eat their fill
>The people: There's so much food they're dieting now
>Mao: Did we beat the USSR?
>The people: They dissolved themselves
>Mao: Did we smash Imperialism?
>The people: We're the imperialists now
>Mao: And what of my Cultural Revolution?
>The people: It's in America now.

>a parasitic cyst
so /brit/ then?

fucking dumb cunt respond IMMEDIATELY

>this is what paddy’s actually believe
You know Ireland is completely controlled by Britain already? We let you do what you want as long as it doesn’t affect our interest, if you interfered with out interest we’d invade your whole island over night. Your out property in all but name, don’t push it.

when are they going to raise the voting age to 30?

never really understood why the saffa posts here



Not funny at all

dark net markets are too fucking confusing


still hate this band coz of hey soul sister

if there was ever a genre of music called stacycore that would be it

>those message times
fucked it you desperate twat

alri 16 year old girl


she has other priorities sweetie.

monumentally FUCKED It

don't get jap memes

Always heard that the negative side effects can be worse than weed, but not sure how true that is. It can fuck up your libido if you're too dependent on it.

have severely upped my food intake because I'm lifting now and normoids at toil are taking notice

had one message me on friday night asking me what i was up to. replied 3 mins later, asked her what she was up to. heard nothing til sunday night. worst bit was she said she hadn't been up to anything, had had a quiet weekend at home doing nothing. which begs the question, why did she not respond then?

will not be messaging her again.

the slags dont respond when you want them to
the scottish sjw respond when you dont want them to
and the 17 year olds take about a bloody YEAR to do anything

i need a drink!

play the fucking game you spastic

any eurythmics man in


women LOVE the BEC (big emu cock)

yea man *beats on legs rhythmically*

the yank that slaves away for me is somehow becoming even more of a fat cunt
might mark him down for food processing

any twisted sister man in

>replying to a tinder message in 3 bastard minutes

it makes you look desperate

>Ah I see you are also a member of the extremely good looking persons club

got accused of having overly-large shoulders

not a bad thing though surely? I'm not like frankenstein'

could get a fair few turkey twizlers out of him i'd wager

she's not fit enough for those kind of shenanigans

Like this.

How do the Irish feel about the Mexicans basically stealing their colony of the United States from them

what the fuck is wrong with the woman on the right

delete this mate there are australians in the thread

Don't use my dick anyway unless I'm wanking so w/e.

me on the right

Just applied to go in the Jeremy Kyle audience

As soon as any woman shows me any attention I start drooling and licking their heels
WHY wont they fuck me????

me gesticulating next to you


why didn't we join hitler in the anti-bolshevik crusade lads?

barny and his vices

goat deputy pm

Fuck, posted in the wrong thread.

Alri Johnny bravo

>this to responding within 3 minutes
ah yes the nonexistent PUA texting etiquette that normoids pretend exists


lad if i sleep with this 17 year old soon it'll be 4 girls in 5 weeks

take that, ex gf lol

quintessential virgoid post


alri san andreas

Enjoy your green, white and orange brexit nigel. There'll be no border. Also your next PM, volunteer Corbyn is our man in London.