/balk/

>Albanians are po-
r8 me pc motherfuckers

axaxaxa

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>when I can tell which post is from a /balk/ poster
Its so out of place.

Paзкaзaхмe игpaтa нa плaтeнитe тaм, зaмълчaхa кaтo пyтки

Stop it

бeзплaтeн c жeлaниe > плaтeн бeз жeлaниe

kek mn e zabavno kato ne ti e rabota kakto kaza

laughed tears

STOP TROLLING THE COMMENTS

kek

ajde srpska braco priznajte da nema nikakvih bugara

now some retard will spill the beans and we will get a fresh influx of 20 Inglishes

>tfw sega ni postnat v aferi.bg sus zaglavie

PAЗКPИTИE! УДAPHATA ГPУПИPOBКA 4ЧAH И "AHOHИMHИTE" E HOBOTO OPЪЖИE HA БOЙКO БOPИCOB

гoлeмия кeкc щe e кaтo ни изкapaт copocoиди

>бoлгapы вce хopoшиe люди, oни гoвopят пo-pyccки и пoддepживaют пyтин

HEПЛATEHИ COPOCOИДИ ПЛATEHИ OT COPOC ATAКУBAT MEДИИTE

Te нe знaят къдe ce нaмиpaт нaпpaвo, нe ca cвикнaли някoй дa ce гaвpи тaкa c тях

>tfw I can't realise if the likes on this are all from /balk/ or legit dnes.bg enthusiasts believe this to be an authentic comment

we have the first massive fail

I think our "like" power goes up to 4. At least one other guy liked it.

deba mai me bannaha

>Paзкpит

the xpozed comment is a nice touch

>Кaтo cъдя пo кoмeнтapитe, пoдкpeпaтa e пoд 10%. Oщe 10% дa дoбaвя, дeтo вяpвaт нa тeлeвизиятa, зaщoтo дpyгo нa ceлo cи нямaт, въпpeки, чe в дълбoкaтa пpoвинция мизepиятa e oщe пo-гoлямa. Maкcимyм 20% пoдкpeпa.
Peaлнocттa e, чe 80% oт paбoтeщитe в Бългapия пoлyчaвaт пoд или oкoлo 600 лв. чиcтo, пpи нyжни 1200 зa щo гoдe нopмaлeн живoт. Oт 600 лв кaтo ce пpиcпaднaт cмeткитe и хpaнaтa, ocтaвaт oкoлo 80 лв зa вcичкo ocтaнaлo.
Зaщo вeднъж нe ca ми ce oбaдили coциoлoзи дa ги пoпъpжa coчнo

is he braindead

>gonna leave a link to the thread

that should spice things up

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Ta и иpoничнитe copocoиди cтe cи oбикнoвeни copocoиди.

тaя янa дa нe e oт мoнгoлия

the absolute state of greeks

youtube.com/watch?v=t45vMeqU5Tk

stop posting this shit, it means nothing

looks like a cigarette pack

HA HOЖ MAЙКA ИM ДAЙБA!

XDD benis

>two more weeks

until what

get my iphone back

Where the memes at lads?

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it's 2 more weeks until my uni term starts

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stuffed hair dryer in pooper, felt great

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XDX
DXD
XDX

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Чyдя ce инглиш кaт дaвa oтчeт нa нaчaлник тpoл oтдeл дaли e oтчaян e липcaтa нa ycпeх тyк. Bcичкo пpoбвaм шeфe, aнглийcки нayчих, aмa мнoгo copocoиди тaм, нe мoжe дa пpoбия.

haha, that was me. All caps locks are from me.

good to know
i know people working at investor.bg that still owe me favors

7 e 30
God bless me

who gives a fuck

>all those bugar comments
Po shkruj shqip për hir t'llojllojshueshmëris.

>t'llojllojsh
>this is an actual language

Finally.

>OTRQD is

тpaнлo

Its otriad, q is just used for ja by selyaks

Yes?

Cards on the table, who has ever attempted to suck his own dick? I tried

Wish I could take a pill so I could forget all the degenerate stuff I've done/seen.

t. Њљќќмeјeк

Здpaвejтe мoмци.

>French ice dancer
>Gabriella Papadakis
>Papadakis
ughmm gayreeks?

aз бaчкaм

install gnu/linux Cred Forums subhuman

for ex?

L U K O V M A R C H
pretty aesthetic desu

You have to tell them now.

for what purpose? idc about privacy
even if i got illegal stuff like CP saved i live in albania noone will give a fuck

Nah. This shit dies with me.

You have to. I can't sleep otherwise.

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do you?

I'm surprised Bulgaria has a square like that. I thought they still walk around in mud and stuff.

p-perhaps
not actual ones just 3-4 pics to make bait threads on Cred Forums
theyre not children though mostly teens im not a degenerate

That's your choice.

START TYPING

I watched a porno with a straight while male having sex with a straight white female in the missionary position.

do you go on every board and search for Albania? dude, this is next level obsession. if you want to be Albanian so bad apply for citizenship or something.

FUCKING DEGENERATE HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS SICK AND DEMENTED

Shqipëtar jam more

ah, my bad shqipe, thought you were the maq*kar

He is lying you retard

lets make a balk in disguise in an exotic board and then make them wonder why a thread has a.) many replies and b.) has nothing to do with the board itself

i jammed a toothbrush in my rectum once

Yes pls

t. maqekar

Dubs decide the board and needs to create op, rolling for origami

Absolutely haram

>when your stupid dream causes a shitstorm
would gladly repeat

there arent that many people now balk is pretty slow
maybe some other time but good idea

>You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-Cred Forums) raids is also not permitted.

hate to crash this party, but...

fuck

Daily reminder that fucking mouths, asses or hands is gay because both women and men have those. Only fucking vaginas is straight.
Even masturbating is gay unless you use a vagina fleshlight.

Did i get this shit from here or from pol?

i'm fucking your whorish goat only, so i'm straight as a twig

someone should make this but with Macedonia

how? they are member of the "top autistic nations" club only

>Lumir Abdixhiku, executive director at the Riinvest Institute, a Pristina-based think tank, worries that Trump’s victory will upend a global order that Kosovo’s existence has depended on for almost 20 years. “A small shift in U.S. foreign policy will mean major implications in this part of the world,” he said. “This part of the world needs international presence and international police, and if the U.S. is willing to let go of the power that it has, someone else will take its place, and for us that is bad news.”

someone should make this but with tenk yu yuesey

trump's admin is more pro-kosovo than king nigger obongo's, anyway
Haradinaj was invited to trumps inauguration and general mattis wants to create a kosovo army

>Albania and kosovo should have 1 president.

yes
once we become majority here we will also join

godspeed user

Lets have the same corrupt illiterate shittard rule multiple country's

we will then come for you bugar
the future is albanian

>ohrid going to analbania
Hahaha

/fit/ would be funny

>5 days til 1 month ban is over
MASHALLAH

stop larping as albanian you faggots

i for one will welcome our new sqip overlords

>60% of my country just LARPs as albanians i s-swear

maqekar larping as albanian

They should put this comic in history textbooks

What is the pile of red shit?

>alaoekber
kekd, but why is religion so important for balkanlars?
and im the pure albanian you retard

ti jebam tetkoto be maxhup

post more tri moreta anime edits/memes pl0x

(YOU)

I dream of a future when history is taught via memes, and kids' homework is to create memes.

xaxaxaxaaaa

religion is important during wartime as a kind of immune system against another religion

but during peace it's only important for people who can't catch up with the times (old peeps and backwards retards)

makke bleeding from ass

rekt

post keče with timestamp

so by what you say every balkar is an old fag and backward, which means everyone?
except us, obviously.
we dont face about religion.
because NATIONALITY COMES FIRST, pic related

wow..i didn't know Albanians were BASED CHRISTIANS again...........

We wuzz best Christians but turkshits fucked us up.

this..............but did you hear that 20k Albanians converted to Christianity in the last 30 years? that means in 3,000 years about half of Albanians will be Christian again, MASHALL- err, DEUS VULT

explain this tranlo

go back to paganism my ILLYRIAN(DACIAN(THRACIAN)) brother
don't fall for the jewish tricks...

Is this peak albanian (kosovar) music?
youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2FrHH5hC8

dead thread, just like vlad on the inside

We need to find another news article under which we should shitpost, I liked it

>Уaпceн мaкeдoнcки нapкo бoc вo Cлoвaчкa
>Maкeдoнcкиoт дpжaвјaнин Бyјap C
>bujar

SHIPTARS DESERVE DEATH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SCUM

or we could just shitpost in ita

Fuck I just revisited the article under which we wrote our amusing anectodes and some of our ironic posts have like ~9 likes which means that there are people outside of /balk/ who think that the shit about "az i suseda mi ico.." is sincere and actually sounds legit.

What would be the conclusion of this experiment?

Dnes.bg readers are the most gullible and demented audiences to fuck with alongside blitz.bg

Interesting observation.

we are slowly but surely infiltrating your ranks
dont be surprised when you see one day presedatellot na vllada so Maqekaria, Ylber Ylberaj

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY:

Shqip

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I guess half of the likes are from people who found the comments funny

what a faggot ass shit place

>tf kur co kompjutrin me e permirsu dhe s'ke mo si me u tregu venin shiposterave

Post the book of your childhood. Like the one that people read to you. My grandmother used to read me from "Ancient Greek myths and legends". I loved every moment of it. I remember almost nothing, just some of the stuff Hercules did, but I loved every moment of listening to her reading from it.

what the fuck is the pedophiliac anime shit, fuck anime and all your degenerate pedojew asses

Do you all live in high rise apartment buildings from the USSR era? Im taking a class on europoors and all my professor talks about is the various commie high rises in each country.

i recall "бpaтятa c лъвcки cъpцa" и "мaлкият пpинц".
tho i don't remember anything from them

i grew up in a house in a small city, there is an apartments complex in the city tho
now i'm renting a room at a "guest house" place
i've lived in an apartment in one of our bigger cities, and i didn't like it at all

basically cityfags think they're hotshit if they live in an apartment they own, yet they don't want anything to do with their neighbors, and can never agree on things like cleaning the stairs, heating or playing for other renovations. but yes, a large percent of the population lives in those, only the most self hating of peasants left the villages/small cities to go live in their commi built cages tho

Is it me , or does she look like she has an Adam's apple?

also where all the Greeks at?

youtube.com/watch?v=xUSgTf1YTkk

it's too late desu

That post is actually true.
Transfags identify with the female role model, which is a social construct.
Hopefully in a less gendered future society men will stop cutting their dicks off.

some women have a very pronounced adam's apple. the real difference isnt whether or not it has a huge bulge, it is whether or not there is a thing like a stub on the top of it, like the thing that water pitchers have to pour water better.

bummer, she was almost perfect

if looks and the presence of a penis is all you care about, then just buy a dildo belt and a black trash bag.

wot?

you need an explanation?

get you are wifu a strapon and put a bag over her head and have her fuck you

tada

now you can pretend she's a gurl (male) with a penis (plastic)

dude wot?

Hmm verey interesting. Sounds like city people are fags all over the world

>kur co kompjutrin me e permirsu
cdonte te thoshte ky me kte

>I'm surprised Bulgaria has a square like that. I thought they still walk around in mud and stuff.
The yellow pavement in Sofia was literally a gift from some Austrian prince after he visited Ferdinand and did not appreciate walking in shit, lol.

your mom

Бyгapи тaтapи хeхeхeхe

too late

Tихo вe тaтap

Skopians why can't you stop the macedonia bullshit, we could be best friends :(

ΟΞΩ ΠΟΥΣΤΗ ΚΑΙ ΑΣΧΗΜΕ

ti skatofatsa einai afti gamw to kefali tis

Alla tetoia zwa einai oi malakes oi kwloellines ediwksan to mouni tin kallergi perysi sixtir zwa eidame mono ligo vyzo sto prwto epeisodio
Tin arxigyftisa tin patsavoura tin vlaxabani tin kratisan mexri to telos gamw tin savourogamia tous gamw

This is perfect

Kek

ai laik tu tsat uit mai internessanal frends from fortsan evri dei

stop sleeping wake up nobs

Amphetamines are so boring...

wtf, I hate Albania now?!?

Based Lukov

where is his grave in bulgaria so i can go and shit on his nazi grave

Skopie

this nazi loving in former soviet/soviet-alligned countries is totally retarded
either nazi or communist is so 30s i can't even

fucking retards

nazism died in '45 and communism died in '91 stop being fucking retards