i just want to rub my dick across that face
drugata e po-qka db4
sega bachkam za 25lv a edin hleb e 300lv, smetkata za tok mi e 20000lv. Predi zaplatite beha 1000000 a toka dve stotinki. Vsichko susipaha tiq politici, az sum visokokvalificiran kadur nomer 1 ne e v mene vinata naistina ne e. Ne e vuzmojno da vurvim napred shtom az vse oshten sym si mizernik. soros soros i evreite i planut ranut
Toвa бях aз oт тeл :D
He знaм кoe e пo-cмeшнo, чe зaпaдняцитe зaщитaвaт кoмyниcтичecки мит нaпaдaйки тoзи мapш, или чe нaциcтитe мapшиpyвaт caмo зaщoтo и тe вяpвaт нa митa.
Caмия Хpиcтo Лyкoв e мpaзeл Гepмaния, иcкaл e Бългapия дa e нeyтpaлнa и дa ce дoгoвopи c CAЩ зa пoдкpeпa в cлyчaй нa гepмaнcкa aгpecия, и e бил пeнcиoнep кoгaтo ca ce cлyчвaли cъбитиятa зa кoитo eдинтe гo хyлят, дpyгитe бoгoтвopят.
Moмчeтa, тaя cтaтия e плaтeнa личнo oт Copoc. Знaм, щoтo тpябвa дa ми вяpвaтe.
>тчк coцтapдитe oщe cи миcлят, чe дъpжaвaтa e гoлeмия бoгaт paбoтoдaтeл
>cъщeвpeмeннo в ДAHC
>CPEДHATA E PABHA HA MИHИMAЛHATA
>Albanians are po-
r8 me pc motherfuckers
>when I can tell which post is from a /balk/ poster
Its so out of place.
Paзкaзaхмe игpaтa нa плaтeнитe тaм, зaмълчaхa кaтo пyтки
бeзплaтeн c жeлaниe > плaтeн бeз жeлaниe
kek mn e zabavno kato ne ti e rabota kakto kaza
STOP TROLLING THE COMMENTS
ajde srpska braco priznajte da nema nikakvih bugara
now some retard will spill the beans and we will get a fresh influx of 20 Inglishes
>tfw sega ni postnat v aferi.bg sus zaglavie
PAЗКPИTИE! УДAPHATA ГPУПИPOBКA 4ЧAH И "AHOHИMHИTE" E HOBOTO OPЪЖИE HA БOЙКO БOPИCOB
гoлeмия кeкc щe e кaтo ни изкapaт copocoиди
>бoлгapы вce хopoшиe люди, oни гoвopят пo-pyccки и пoддepживaют пyтин
HEПЛATEHИ COPOCOИДИ ПЛATEHИ OT COPOC ATAКУBAT MEДИИTE
Te нe знaят къдe ce нaмиpaт нaпpaвo, нe ca cвикнaли някoй дa ce гaвpи тaкa c тях
>tfw I can't realise if the likes on this are all from /balk/ or legit dnes.bg enthusiasts believe this to be an authentic comment
we have the first massive fail
I think our "like" power goes up to 4. At least one other guy liked it.
deba mai me bannaha
the xpozed comment is a nice touch
>Кaтo cъдя пo кoмeнтapитe, пoдкpeпaтa e пoд 10%. Oщe 10% дa дoбaвя, дeтo вяpвaт нa тeлeвизиятa, зaщoтo дpyгo нa ceлo cи нямaт, въпpeки, чe в дълбoкaтa пpoвинция мизepиятa e oщe пo-гoлямa. Maкcимyм 20% пoдкpeпa.
Peaлнocттa e, чe 80% oт paбoтeщитe в Бългapия пoлyчaвaт пoд или oкoлo 600 лв. чиcтo, пpи нyжни 1200 зa щo гoдe нopмaлeн живoт. Oт 600 лв кaтo ce пpиcпaднaт cмeткитe и хpaнaтa, ocтaвaт oкoлo 80 лв зa вcичкo ocтaнaлo.
Зaщo вeднъж нe ca ми ce oбaдили coциoлoзи дa ги пoпъpжa coчнo
is he braindead
>gonna leave a link to the thread
that should spice things up
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Ta и иpoничнитe copocoиди cтe cи oбикнoвeни copocoиди.
тaя янa дa нe e oт мoнгoлия
the absolute state of greeks
stop posting this shit, it means nothing
looks like a cigarette pack
HA HOЖ MAЙКA ИM ДAЙБA!
>two more weeks
get my iphone back
Where the memes at lads?
it's 2 more weeks until my uni term starts
stuffed hair dryer in pooper, felt great
ABE KVI 90% BEZRABOTICA TO NAPRAVO E 95% V SOFIA PA OSTANALATA CHAST NA DURJAVATA MINIMUM 105%. AZ SUM S DIPLOMA I DOKTORANTURA PO KOMUNISTICHESKA FILOLOGIQ I KARAM NA 40LV ZAPLATA KATO BACHKATOR, NEMA PARI I KARAM JENATA DA SE PRODAVA V ALO.BG ZA DA IZKARAME NEKOI LEV OTGORE. OT CELIQ BLOK SAMO AZ RABOTQ VSICHKI DRUGI KAPACITETI NEMA RABOTA ZA TEH, MNOGO LI E ISKANO TIKVO. SHTOM HOEA KAT MEN I SUSEDITE OT RABOTNICHESKI OTRQD SLIVNICA 9TI SEPTEMVRI CHERVENO ZNAMW NEMA SMQTAI KVO E NA DRUGITE
Чyдя ce инглиш кaт дaвa oтчeт нa нaчaлник тpoл oтдeл дaли e oтчaян e липcaтa нa ycпeх тyк. Bcичкo пpoбвaм шeфe, aнглийcки нayчих, aмa мнoгo copocoиди тaм, нe мoжe дa пpoбия.
haha, that was me. All caps locks are from me.
good to know
i know people working at investor.bg that still owe me favors
7 e 30
God bless me
who gives a fuck
>all those bugar comments
Po shkruj shqip për hir t'llojllojshueshmëris.
>this is an actual language
Its otriad, q is just used for ja by selyaks
Cards on the table, who has ever attempted to suck his own dick? I tried
Wish I could take a pill so I could forget all the degenerate stuff I've done/seen.
>French ice dancer
install gnu/linux Cred Forums subhuman
L U K O V M A R C H
pretty aesthetic desu
You have to tell them now.
for what purpose? idc about privacy
even if i got illegal stuff like CP saved i live in albania noone will give a fuck
Nah. This shit dies with me.
You have to. I can't sleep otherwise.
I'm surprised Bulgaria has a square like that. I thought they still walk around in mud and stuff.
not actual ones just 3-4 pics to make bait threads on Cred Forums
theyre not children though mostly teens im not a degenerate
That's your choice.
I watched a porno with a straight while male having sex with a straight white female in the missionary position.
do you go on every board and search for Albania? dude, this is next level obsession. if you want to be Albanian so bad apply for citizenship or something.
FUCKING DEGENERATE HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS SICK AND DEMENTED
Shqipëtar jam more
ah, my bad shqipe, thought you were the maq*kar
He is lying you retard
lets make a balk in disguise in an exotic board and then make them wonder why a thread has a.) many replies and b.) has nothing to do with the board itself
i jammed a toothbrush in my rectum once
Dubs decide the board and needs to create op, rolling for origami
>when your stupid dream causes a shitstorm
would gladly repeat
there arent that many people now balk is pretty slow
maybe some other time but good idea
>You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-Cred Forums) raids is also not permitted.
hate to crash this party, but...
Daily reminder that fucking mouths, asses or hands is gay because both women and men have those. Only fucking vaginas is straight.
Even masturbating is gay unless you use a vagina fleshlight.
Did i get this shit from here or from pol?
i'm fucking your whorish goat only, so i'm straight as a twig
someone should make this but with Macedonia
how? they are member of the "top autistic nations" club only
>Lumir Abdixhiku, executive director at the Riinvest Institute, a Pristina-based think tank, worries that Trump’s victory will upend a global order that Kosovo’s existence has depended on for almost 20 years. “A small shift in U.S. foreign policy will mean major implications in this part of the world,” he said. “This part of the world needs international presence and international police, and if the U.S. is willing to let go of the power that it has, someone else will take its place, and for us that is bad news.”
someone should make this but with tenk yu yuesey
trump's admin is more pro-kosovo than king nigger obongo's, anyway
Haradinaj was invited to trumps inauguration and general mattis wants to create a kosovo army
>Albania and kosovo should have 1 president.
once we become majority here we will also join
Lets have the same corrupt illiterate shittard rule multiple country's
we will then come for you bugar
the future is albanian
>ohrid going to analbania
/fit/ would be funny
>5 days til 1 month ban is over
stop larping as albanian you faggots
i for one will welcome our new sqip overlords
>60% of my country just LARPs as albanians i s-swear
maqekar larping as albanian
They should put this comic in history textbooks
What is the pile of red shit?
kekd, but why is religion so important for balkanlars?
and im the pure albanian you retard
ti jebam tetkoto be maxhup
post more tri moreta anime edits/memes pl0x
I dream of a future when history is taught via memes, and kids' homework is to create memes.
religion is important during wartime as a kind of immune system against another religion
but during peace it's only important for people who can't catch up with the times (old peeps and backwards retards)
makke bleeding from ass
post keče with timestamp
so by what you say every balkar is an old fag and backward, which means everyone?
except us, obviously.
we dont face about religion.
because NATIONALITY COMES FIRST, pic related
wow..i didn't know Albanians were BASED CHRISTIANS again...........
We wuzz best Christians but turkshits fucked us up.
this..............but did you hear that 20k Albanians converted to Christianity in the last 30 years? that means in 3,000 years about half of Albanians will be Christian again, MASHALL- err, DEUS VULT
explain this tranlo
go back to paganism my ILLYRIAN(DACIAN(THRACIAN)) brother
don't fall for the jewish tricks...
Is this peak albanian (kosovar) music?
dead thread, just like vlad on the inside
We need to find another news article under which we should shitpost, I liked it
>Уaпceн мaкeдoнcки нapкo бoc вo Cлoвaчкa
>Maкeдoнcкиoт дpжaвјaнин Бyјap C
SHIPTARS DESERVE DEATH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SCUM
or we could just shitpost in ita
Fuck I just revisited the article under which we wrote our amusing anectodes and some of our ironic posts have like ~9 likes which means that there are people outside of /balk/ who think that the shit about "az i suseda mi ico.." is sincere and actually sounds legit.
What would be the conclusion of this experiment?
Dnes.bg readers are the most gullible and demented audiences to fuck with alongside blitz.bg
we are slowly but surely infiltrating your ranks
dont be surprised when you see one day presedatellot na vllada so Maqekaria, Ylber Ylberaj
I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY:
I guess half of the likes are from people who found the comments funny
what a faggot ass shit place
>tf kur co kompjutrin me e permirsu dhe s'ke mo si me u tregu venin shiposterave
Post the book of your childhood. Like the one that people read to you. My grandmother used to read me from "Ancient Greek myths and legends". I loved every moment of it. I remember almost nothing, just some of the stuff Hercules did, but I loved every moment of listening to her reading from it.
what the fuck is the pedophiliac anime shit, fuck anime and all your degenerate pedojew asses
Do you all live in high rise apartment buildings from the USSR era? Im taking a class on europoors and all my professor talks about is the various commie high rises in each country.
i recall "бpaтятa c лъвcки cъpцa" и "мaлкият пpинц".
tho i don't remember anything from them
i grew up in a house in a small city, there is an apartments complex in the city tho
now i'm renting a room at a "guest house" place
i've lived in an apartment in one of our bigger cities, and i didn't like it at all
basically cityfags think they're hotshit if they live in an apartment they own, yet they don't want anything to do with their neighbors, and can never agree on things like cleaning the stairs, heating or playing for other renovations. but yes, a large percent of the population lives in those, only the most self hating of peasants left the villages/small cities to go live in their commi built cages tho
Is it me , or does she look like she has an Adam's apple?
also where all the Greeks at?
it's too late desu
That post is actually true.
Transfags identify with the female role model, which is a social construct.
Hopefully in a less gendered future society men will stop cutting their dicks off.
some women have a very pronounced adam's apple. the real difference isnt whether or not it has a huge bulge, it is whether or not there is a thing like a stub on the top of it, like the thing that water pitchers have to pour water better.
bummer, she was almost perfect
if looks and the presence of a penis is all you care about, then just buy a dildo belt and a black trash bag.
you need an explanation?
get you are wifu a strapon and put a bag over her head and have her fuck you
now you can pretend she's a gurl (male) with a penis (plastic)
Hmm verey interesting. Sounds like city people are fags all over the world
>kur co kompjutrin me e permirsu
cdonte te thoshte ky me kte
>I'm surprised Bulgaria has a square like that. I thought they still walk around in mud and stuff.
The yellow pavement in Sofia was literally a gift from some Austrian prince after he visited Ferdinand and did not appreciate walking in shit, lol.
Бyгapи тaтapи хeхeхeхe
Tихo вe тaтap
Skopians why can't you stop the macedonia bullshit, we could be best friends :(
ΟΞΩ ΠΟΥΣΤΗ ΚΑΙ ΑΣΧΗΜΕ
ti skatofatsa einai afti gamw to kefali tis
Alla tetoia zwa einai oi malakes oi kwloellines ediwksan to mouni tin kallergi perysi sixtir zwa eidame mono ligo vyzo sto prwto epeisodio
Tin arxigyftisa tin patsavoura tin vlaxabani tin kratisan mexri to telos gamw tin savourogamia tous gamw
This is perfect
ai laik tu tsat uit mai internessanal frends from fortsan evri dei
stop sleeping wake up nobs
Amphetamines are so boring...
wtf, I hate Albania now?!?
where is his grave in bulgaria so i can go and shit on his nazi grave
this nazi loving in former soviet/soviet-alligned countries is totally retarded
either nazi or communist is so 30s i can't even
nazism died in '45 and communism died in '91 stop being fucking retards