Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

We do, its just that the West is becoming more hostile to Christianity.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

i dont want my shitPhone anymore.
i'll trade it for any android device. any takers?

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

War on Christianity™

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

secularism or gfto

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

A chocolate egg?

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

breitbart

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

A holiday removed from the calendar app?

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

They don't want americans to wonder who killed Jesus in the first place, and discovering how cruel crucifixion was.

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

Who is behind the war on Christmas and Easter?

The degenerate leftist Jews also celebrate Christmas and Easter.

Do conservative religious rabbis control America by proxy?

Thomas King
Thomas King

Hmmmmmmmmmm?

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

Because then they would realize that Jesus was sentenced by jews

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

Americans don't fear guns and will gladly get shot
Americans fear chocolate eggs that might have plastic packaging inside
this is how we kill el goblino, spray a piece of lego with all-american cheese and leave it in a designated sharting isle

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

Apple is finished

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

Breitbart

Dropped.

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

Next update will have all the Muslim and Hindu holidays.

Rude! What did Hindus ever do to Americans?

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

But Breitbart told me Trump was going to win.

ABC/NBC/CBS/PBS/NYT/Huffington Post/Washington Post/etc. all told me Hillary Clinton was a shoe-in, a done deal, that the election was a mere formality on the road to her glorious coronation on January 20, 2017.

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

Why do you care what the media says? Your extended family picks the US president.

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

What do you mean? Of course we do.

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

Jews

Carter James
Carter James

Imagine being this seething mad about calendar apps on phones

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

but we do

also
breitshart

Jose Green
Jose Green

Not only that, but living your short life angry and bitter at trivial things that do not affect you in any way.

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

can they even afford them

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

not all people celebrate easter therefore no one should

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

Because white christians are violent, tote guns, and shot up schools.

Prove me wrong. That's right.

You simply can't.

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

A celebration?

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

We do desu. I was surprised to find out my college gives people the Good Friday off. Everything is closed and no exams can be scheduled right after, so that people can celebrate over weekend.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Because it's usually around Spring Break, and we're too busy getting shitfaced and enjoying ourselves at the beach

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

wtf i love apple now

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

Because round eggs remind Americans of themselves.

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Apple removes Easter from callender
won’t stop sending me these fucking propaganda news updates
H8 the fags at Apple
How do I turn off their faggy news updates

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

digits confirm

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

apple is socialist

Jacob James
Jacob James

/ourphone/

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