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Jeff the Ethiopian is a real life qt animu grill
yeah 'illsbreh was an inside job, only kind of jobs scousers can be tricked into
Moving back to Wakanda me
no more slags thx
Thinking about moving to a shithole to become a beloved Brit gimmick
wtf shes pregnant again are they having like 7 kids
Is the potato famine broken?
jesus lauren southern sounds dumb
never heard her speak before
Come to Cote d’Ivoire
clearly a wall you nutter, there are fairy lights dangling down behind her
I know, but Greater London's idea of how middle-class Londoners live in his weird wannabe mind
any volkisch lads in
Literally never listen to females speak.
any films with this aesthetic?
Nowt a single black woman t'walk the Earth more peng than this
>le I won’t read the sun
This type of person doesn’t last long in the real world before someone rips him apart with red hot banter
1 piece > 2 piece, ngl 2bqh
getting drunk to max peng tunes again
it's called the royal family not the royal dual income no kids couple
she knew she was signing up to be a broodmare
got to be absolutely certain Harry's African hellspawn never inherits the throne
WILLY IS BOOMING FROM THE LAST THREAD YEEEEAAHHOOOOOO
dont know how it works, how would that ensure it?
double checked your flag then haha
Bloody hell she's looking old now
probably zootube you sick fuck
love the sauce, not sure about the people
business idea: ban old people and people with brood spawn from shops and supermarkets after 5pm
The VVitch, Skyfall, The Hunt (Jagten), Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
>find a youtube video for "Go On Home British Soldiers"
>look at the comments
>full of american 12 year olds LARPING about "up the RA"
physically recoilled from the screen the cringe was so strong
They should kill the little nigger a soon as he comes out that nigger vagina
you are complicit in the murders of the 96
>see through knickers
bet that's a lovely arse
Come to cork if you have the stones boy, I’ve been trying to arrange this knock for ages, I’ll have your flights paid for and we can go the full 12 in St. Joseph’s boxing club ballymunion or we can do it in the car park of supermacs, I’ll go for the latter but you simply haven’t the goolies!
I will devour you, you’re my little slut
Harry's kid will look like Harvey Price
Now just imagine he said this in an Irish accent. HOWLING
The Levelling genuinely lol, also a film called RAMS
good taste my royal friend
very nice fanny and boobies
Harry and Meghan's kid will look like Ganondorf
wish i had a girlfriend
God the female form is absolutely repulsive
transfer me for the money flights and you're on you malnourished little ratbag
oh me oh my
Give me your email you miserable little worm
The vagina of the nation. I wonder if Will puts his semen on a stick and pokes it between the folds of her collapsed vag
how long should you boil eggs to make sure they cook?
your bf will be devastated at this post
yeah this was good
anyone else here satisfied? reckon we should start a protest because us satisfied people aren't having our voices heard
dude hand me a god damn bud light biatch holy shit i'm buzzed
Why are so many cakes so fucking underwhelming? what makes these faggots think they can make a mango & passion fruit cheesecake, charge 2.75, and have it be heavy shite tasting of the most basic mango and NO passion fruit
45 minutes play it safe
hmmm yes actually being dedicated to your job certainly offers some benefits
looks like a fucking synth
but i am aroused
>tfw no synth gf
how anybody can look at w*men and even think about fucking them is beyond me
Premier league table
1. China/United Arab Emirates
19. Ray Winstone
starting to think about the ol' 'cide with greater frequency again
need this winter to be over soon
will watch the levelling tho
>capitalism encourages innovation
The female body is vulgar in its beauty. Its attraction is entirely animal, whereas attraction to the male form is purely aesthetic.
get a depression lamp
is she going to do a pee? why is she over a drain
think he'd understand iah
10 minutes in boiling water
Better than the gay porn spam
Anyone know the source of the webm Canada posted of the girl squatted over
attraction to the male form is bent end of
Based Indian is going to sleep
may I kindly request you do not use my webbums in the future
dream of my white prick
are those different to the wake-up lamps that gradually light up in the mornings to wake you up?
I had a look at those but all the ones on amazon had fucking radios you couldn't turn off or made 'bird chirping' noises which, again, couldn't be turned off. Baffling that they make these horrible design decisions
god sometimes i wish i could just kill myself then resurrect a few weeks later when all the things i'm stressing about has cooled over
17 minutes just fine
> then resurrect a few weeks later
you fucking moron
It's not noncery, it's neoclassicism.
you wanna fuck that? imagine actually being mentally ill
here you go mate sada.org.uk
yes that's why i said it was a wish
it's a fantasy
i want to die for temporary periods of time then come back when things are nicer
worried im gonna get kicked out of uni and lose my bennies
lad's got a good body but ridiculous pubes. not a fan of that design. not a fan at all.
Oh shit, Jezza's commie past is coming back to haunt him
Files held by the Czech Security Service Archive, first reported by the Sun, detail contacts Mr Corbyn is alleged to have had with a Czechoslovakian diplomat and agent in London in 1986 and 1987.
Jan Sarkocy told the newspaper he met Mr Corbyn on several occasions, including in the House of Commons, while he was working undercover in the London Embassy under the name of Jan Dymic.
ice wind coming in from siberia this weekend lads
students dont qualify for benes
wages / benes / bursary
business idea: force students with bad grades to work a month at tesco without any pay then have someone screaming at them this will be their life for the next 40 years.
cant believe theres a wigan player called max power
Seems a bit demeaning to the actual Tesco employees
wish is to die why would you ruin that
*lobs a quid in the bucket and continues walking*
what are you doing
Who are you voting for?
fail to see whats sad about my post
Paragraph 1: In tough economic times, it can seem impossible to pay off your debts and get on the property ladder. Here's the inspiring tale of how one regular, average 30-year-old did it!
Paragraph 3: They always buy store-brand.
Paragraph 8: In 2008 their parents gave them £100 000.
barack obama is white
Sara to the bogs please, Code Brown, that's Sara to the bogs please. Thank you for your attention
kim and st john phelby did nothing wrong
Yanks explain yourselves
Hate native Brits
going to have a wank over one of the girls I work with, haven't decided which yet though
Who /FallsinLoveWithAnyoneWhoShowsYouBasicAffection/ here ?
literal goddess, would worship her feet if she deemed me worthy enough
>not having a wank thinking about all of them at once
You should step your wank game up, so to speak.
t. professional masturbater
Ah yes deleted his post out of embarrassment
how did they do it?
>Renzi is running again
bruh what are you doing
>Here's how one 25 year old paid off their student debts and bought a house, and you can do it too!
>They were given an $80,000 job at their dad's company
Really want to do sit ups and have a nice flat stomach but I just love eating crisps and sweets too much
bit unrealistic desu, I struggle to suspend my belief imagining even one of these slags having sex with me never mind two or more at the same time
What was it la
Cba to look in the archive
me having a think about how he does it on the right
Just had some nutella toast.
I want more, a lot more.
well somebodys got to save the white race
i'm bored of this thread. time to migrate.
ABANDON THREAD, MOVE, MOVE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT
can't decide if the saffer is a friend or foe
dropped out of two (2) unis for two separate degrees, ask me anything
honestly not a bad idea, except replace tesco with a call centre
there's a shit a brewing in me
sit ups dont get you a flat stomach la, losing weight does
Said that soccer should be improved by adding a shot clock to the game
Bring to boil and then simmer for 10-12 minutes.
A group of mates went to one guy's house last week. The fat one in the group went to the toilet and did a massive shit while the rest of us were sitting around having a chat. He then came back like nothing happened. I hate these cretinous fucks that think shitting anywhere but your own home is acceptable
nigger you ain't know?
fuck off cretin
Whoever will get rid of the immigrant street vendors in tourist areas tbqh
corbyns constant peddling of removing tuition fee debt is such a shitty populist meme i can't believe people still falling for it.
was working from a different location today and got chatting with this girl who works at that office. usually only talk with her over email
she was really nice, kept laughing at my jokes as well. and she has a really nice bum and boobs... just a slightly big forehead that's the only downside
might add her on facebook
As of today, the economy of Texas is the second largest in the United States. It has a gross state product of $1.616 trillion.
As a sovereign country, Texas would be the 10th largest economy in the world by GDP (ahead of South Korea, Australia, and Canada, but under Italy).
the RAF had refugee pilots from all over europe during WW2
Stupid little trollope
>Tiny little statelets
Ah I see
Also don't say soccer in the British culture general you disgusting runt, stop Americanizing yourself
only scotland need to do it because they wouldnt get any custom as they dont have the prestige of english unis
why didn't you focus on california you absolute melon?
forcing someone to work in toil centre might constitute a human rights violation, don't want to end up in the hague
how is that normie
YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE _____________
yeh FONT what he said
whats your favourite sexual position lads?
they're going to get indie soon unless you balkanise them
need a good show to binge watch
Here's how I saved enough deposit for my first house
>Tell parents I'll begin paying rent once I'm working full time
>Haven't paid a penny since I began 3 years ago
>Texas is the second most populous U.S. state, with an estimated 2017 population of 28.449 million
You would hope it has a bigger gdp
standing up and holding on her while she's draped around you
Pretty Little Liars
shes so fucking PENG AHAGHAGHARHRRRRGHHHHHHHHH
>The etruscan torture method is pretty brutal.
>You chain the victim to a rotting corpse of a family member, face to face and limb to limb until the living person perishes by the decay of the corpse. Only when the the victim was blackened by putrefaction, the Etruscan torturers freed the two corpses, from the chains.
not a normie desu
Font on this board is Arial
regular welfare cheque
Was referring back to his statement you dolt I would obviously call it football but didn’t want to confuse your tiny yank brain
not even deserving of a reply
Impossible, for various reasons
bored to death
gays are mentally ill
there was a post like this on reddit personal finance board where someone was bragging about this
Turns out they rented out the 3 bed beachside condo their dad had bought them for extra income
Like, why didn't I think of that!?
Howling at this webm
>Use of the Schwedentrunk is recorded in the histories of towns throughout Southern Germany. Though specific circumstances differed, in every case a restrained and gagged victim was forced to swallow (by means of a funnel) a large amount of unappetizing, sometimes boiling liquid. Substances such as urine, excrement, liquid manure, and sullage were used for this purpose.
>Apart from disgust, illness, and the possibility of bacterial infection, the Schwedentrunk inflicted intense gastric pain. Because liquids are incompressible, the victim's stomach and bowels must expand to painful proportions to accommodate the copious quantities of fluid. The torturers then squeezed the distended belly with wooden boards or trampled the victim underfoot.
swedes are subhuman
what is this from
is that claire penges
Do one about the Assyrians. I need to be reminded
bladdy hell this cat charity gets £55m a year
brits have horsepower tax lmao
>typing post numbers
is this ironic shitposting
Not drinking yet, have work tomorrow
>At his trial, Gérard was sentenced to be brutally – even by the standards of that time – killed. The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, his heart torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.
>Gérard's torture was also very brutal. On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed.
how else are you supposed to reply
Italian gf is voting Forza Italian merely because Berlusconi *might* stop the flow of niggers crossing over from North Africa. Every time I've visited over the past year there are more and more of them. They started off as a cancer in Naples and Sicily, but now they've made their way to the central and northern provinces in a matter of 5-6 months. Crime is rising accordingly.
Europe is unironically in a death spiral lmao
Clash of the titans, lads.
still reminisce about the days when we used water buffalo as an insult
you have TEN seconds to explain why his lean costs more than your rent
I DESPISE the bourgeoisie
i give battersea cats and dogs home a tenner a month by direct debit
voddy + kronenbourg and work tomorrow haha
*bets it all on Zizek*
what's a lean
dont pay rent so rest in power
huge if true
if we brought this back today all crime would drop instantly
Hold thy tongue knave, lest I remove it
good lad hope all the best comes to you
it's a type of shed
my rent is subsidized
you just click the post number you're replying to
Zizek goes through on away goals
her laying on a table with her legs leaning against me
Zizek is fucking retarded kys
>Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture
imagine how angry this would have made those pathetic torture spergs
i agree with peterson more than i do with zizek but zizek is clearly more intelligent and will crush peterson
now, if only mencius moldbug was thrown into the mix
>Zizek calling anyone out for anything
He's quite literally the biggest brainlet I've ever listened too, the amount of traction he gets is very concerning
>prefers B&N self help to academia
thats going straight into some middle managers pocket you dope
>“Why is the question of funding of Islam central for us? Because today, we know that the funding comes from foreign countries, and it is not desirable to have a religion in France funded by foreign countries who in fact will be defending their interests. And so, it’s a political Islam,” he said.
>The plans being considered by the French president — including requiring imams to pass courses on secularism, civil liberties and theology, and the appointment of a chief imam as the sole religious authority over French Muslims — are drawing fire from some socialist politicians and Muslim leaders.
based president JUPITER does it again
consider myself fairly smart but I can't understand a work zizek is saying
are you sure
we had this saying back in DDR, fuck off water buffalo and so on...
What are you all gonna do when the wanking archives get leaked lads ? will your family lynch you
You know, I looked back at my grandpa's choice of music (Frank Sinatra and big band) with contempt. I didn't particularly enjoy it, but it had merit.
But seriously what the fuck is this shit. It has zero redeemable qualities. Combined with climate change and mass 3rd world immigration, our grandchildren will hate us
>and the appointment of a chief imam as the sole religious authority over French Muslims
What an absolute madcunt, he's literally trying to start a holy war in his own back yard
t. East German with Stockholm Syndrome
The simpleton here is you mate
hmm yes quite the modern thinker though I am partial to the opinions of inscrutable scoteworm and odious beetlesmeg
What’s a water buffalo
soccer is gay
peterson will be a quivering wreck by the end of this
zizek will absolutely rape him
A lot of faffing
looks like the before and after pics of people who do meth every day
>You know, I looked back at my grandpa's choice of music (Frank Sinatra and big band) with contempt. I didn't particularly enjoy it, but it had merit.
>But seriously what the fuck is this shit. It has zero redeemable qualities. Combined with climate change and mass 3rd world immigration, our grandchildren will hate us
>Girls are uggo without makeup
ah yes the virgin rebuke
Praise Napoleon IV
the cambridge 5 did nothing wrong
theres no doubt in my mind hes 10 times smarter than you
this is indeed a universal truth but in here case it applies tenfold
>no more apples in the vending machine please
how can this be misinterpreted
You say that like it's a bad thing
Will continue to use VK desu
don't laugh at my joke you little tapeworm
i'll fucking stamp on your head under my boot turning your runt brain into mush
you're a living (mouth) breathing HUAC
You’re gay you little specimen would love to turn your face into a bowl of curry but you’re too much of a fanny to come Swansea
Good thing nobody except researchers into malignant retardation care about what goes on in your mind
am going on holiday with the missus tomoz
her first time abroad
bit exciting really isn't it
hootin and hollerin
always laugh when single mums complain about how hard their life is when they're literally given free money every month, a free house and are exempt from paying certain taxes.
A black person.
Giving Zizek any academic integrity is like me making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and calling it cuisine
deano my son, all inclusive is it? tidy mate, sounds absolutely prime
>peanut butter and jelly
east germany was basically proto-nazbol
shant be engaging in discussion with my intellectual inferiors
Might start another file on Skyrim, someone decide which race I play as, last time was an Argonian but I think I'll go for either Orc or Dunmer
uhm sweety who is this
>A Japanese company is planning to build the world's tallest wooden skyscraper, to mark its 350th anniversary in 2041.
*reaps the whirlwind*
might defect to ireland
Gave your GF my vietnamese dong last night hahaha xx
drinking to Barbara's solitude again
used to at least wait the end of the week to do this
been on a bender since the new year haha
go breton archer
you've been a bender a lot longer though
only play nord or breton because im not a nigger
Amusing how my mere existence triggers this Eastern c*mmie sympathizing kraut
mite cop this
*allows himself to get crowded by the players*
might defecate to ireland
t. lad flying over ireland in an air balloon with his arse hanging over the side of the basket
Oh my fucking days will you lot sort yourselves out
>4 different /brit/s
having a giggle at you twats. how embarrassing
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING