/brit/

harlot

anime

For you it's gonna be zero

*checks the rules*
no

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yes

constantly hate myself depressed don't leave house have no friends etc but thank the god up there thank him so fucking much that I was born a Tarquin

break the rules is unironically a banger

l've had it just about up to here with you, l'm going for a walk

if you have to ask, close to zero

women don't belong in the military

a shag every night

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give is some money and al be ya mate

this flummoxes the terry collier

youtube.com/watch?v=vllCaQyFjGo
the missus

military don't belong in the women

wear some warm clothes it's a bit cold out x

What keeps you going brit?

t. 3 para mortars

genuinely tried that last year I madea few posts on brit about it. I spent ~15k last year paying for people to go and their drinks etc including paying for 4 other lads to come with me to watch drake at the o2 last feb lol

my bf

frida with the boys

there is a half-ethiopian, half-german NIGGER among us

powerful stuff

my daily poo

INGERLUUUUUUND

think tinder is about throwing enough shit at the wall so one sticks eventually

Currently trying to find my sticky poo as we speak

knowing shetland is still white

Wish britain was perpetually stuck on a 22c warm, sunny day where everything has that nice pleasant fuzzy glow and all the trees and plants smell nice

how can your country function with 40% unemployment?

pints

>The National Rifle Association, a national gun rights advocacy organization, calls it "America's rifle".[1] The AR-15 and its variants are frequently used in mass shootings in the United States,[1] including in Newtown (2012, 28 dead), Aurora (2012, 12 dead), San Bernardino (2015, 16 dead), Roseburg (2015, 10 dead)[1] and Parkland (2018, 17 dead).[6]

if the AR-15 is America's rifle, what's Britain's rifle?

At this point I am running on pure alcohol

WIGAN WIGGLE
WIGAN WIGGLE
WIGAN WIGGLE

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any lads up for a half pint

inertia

promise it will work with me
also how is your senpai rich

>poop fraudiola

OH MY DAYS

What happened to the furtherance of Catalan independence?

nigger nigger nigger

I ask myself that every day.

>enjoying weather above 15 degrees
hello nonwhite

SMLE, easily

fear of death

property (not scum type though more commerical buildings)

why is the ar15 so popular

Honestly don't see the point in travelling, we live in the age of google streetview, just visited 24 countries in about 3 hours, didn't pay a thing

Same with books, why bother reading? Sargon, PJW and molyneux provide me with all the info I'll ever need in a neat video format

double pint of the ol' fruits please m'love

WE DEM WIGAN BOYS

hello depressed autistic sperg with 0 friends and has never been outside in his life and stutters when he speaks to literally anyone

alri dave

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Martini–Enfield

hello nigger

look at this actor convincingly acting like he enjoys spending time with children whilst being paid handsomely
gosh, ryan reynolds is so cool and based!

Patrick hit a melanin enriched nerve I see

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obvious projection nasheed

more of a Kalashnikov man myself

*wins your heart*

why is wikipedia such a left-wing shithole now? never used to be like that

toil

good post

didn't fly so good

thats because you tried being mates with normies, you need an even mix of normie/autist friends i.e me.

Now buy me a pint

delete this post right now

Violently ill but going to drag myself into toil tomorrow cuz toilsmann says im on real thin ice.

Last time i was ill i tried to explain over the phone but he said 'I dont wanna hear it wageson'

going to watch her film tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxx

Hate this cunt after doing Atonement for film studies in year 13 english

wish I had a sersh gf

Watching anime is one thing, but adults who get excited over western cartoons and superhero/comic book movies are insufferably pathetic

you've got off to a bad start when you used i.e. instead of e.g. mate not gona lie. If you London though we can talk, fancy hitting up soho on thursday?

this is a false-flag post. travelling and experiencing the world and different cultures is the most white thing you can do

the IDF is taught how to edit Wikipedia

which board creates the most OC?

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me on the right

business idea: reduce Buenos Aires to ash

more of an Ak15 man myself

Atonement is 5/5 film fucking amazing that score by dario marionelli as well the fucking typewriter leitmotif FAAAAAAAAAAWk great stuff, don't know how joe wright did it desu considering everything else he's directed is shit

/diy/

saw the slaggiest chav on the train earlier

/biz/

paki cunt. i've been to singapore, to dubai, to chile, all across the southern USA, warm weather is horrible only niggers like it.

/leftypol/ is going to be absolutely LIVID when they see this

Cred Forums

*seduces /brit/*

>singapore, to dubai, to chile, all across the southern USA,
thats not warm thats unpleasant and humid and too hot

/leftypol/

>the most white thing you can do

imagine unironically typing this

state of that abdomen

Yeah it's great than one long take shot on the beach is better than Nolan's entire Dunkirk movie

ironically it's the whitest thing

Cred Forums

>cob fingered

more like wog fingered

because it's good. Accurate out to normal combat ranges, good for medium game hunting, exceptional aftermarket, widely available calibre and very reliable.

TUMMIES

sometimes my northern accent makes it difficult to pronounce certain words and I know it sounds daft

painting of London gangs in a Jewish gallery

funny as I don't think there has ever been a white person in a london gang

watching that spanish heist thing on netflix

jolly good
love me a nice heist i do

>Laos

literally thailand but like 3x cheaper, mad

they're light in weight (my brother's weighs around eight pounds) reliable, and relatively cheap

also aside from the lack of automatic firing ability the AR is virtually identical to the M16, which is the primary weapon used by our military

yeah okay what you got in mind?

Not really a club man myself

Rate OC

quick buddy inform buzzfeed

twitter.com/shornKOOMINS/status/965370486019502085

Kray twins?

cant speak normally when I use any automated voice service or it doesn't understand me

what's on at ronnie scotts? any tickets still going?

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hello 1950

soydog soydog soydog
the guy who posts this image is a fay hog

loving the angry doggo

to think one man wields so much power..

will grigg's on fire again lads

gentle reminder of pic related

>b-b-but RACIST abuse on london bus towards black man (2,745,088 views)

ugly yet peng

Alright lad, rate my new OC pls:

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This OC will be attributed to the Cred Forums board btw.

Sergio Aguero punched a wigan fan lmao

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Don't need women, just male fellowship

>ever doesn't go as far back as 1950
dribbling spastic

filtered
reported

got angry at this video as i know there'd have been a period where i thought the kids were in the right

fucking hate teenagers

>labour party member
>chorlton socialist club

so a wanker then

>rorke """"""""""humor”""""""""""

get ready to bend the knee

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Might have a porn addiction even though I only watch it once a day

alri fairy boy

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>Georgia Valerie "Toff" Toffolo (born 23 October 1994)

stupid yank ponce
fuck off

>announcing reports
enjoy your ban

this is a 10/10 in britain

>You arrive in Milton Keynes

youtube.com/watch?v=jt1GqmFKjrg

>he announced his report

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have you ever loved a girl, /brit/?

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never had a pint

>once a day
get a grip bruce

might have a cock addiction even though I only suck one a day

have no clue mate your the money man

Man City customers going fucking ballistic

Their top ball-kicking man punched a fan too

love is for soyboys

how's the gf lads

i don't think so
i've liked girls, but i haven't really talked to any of them

Will griggs on fire haha

fucking hell BBC interviewing freshers at Derby university and they're all niggers

yeh. married her. became like brother and sister. divorced her. sad and alone now.

Who /druggie/ HERE???

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tfw you read a review: the-tls.co.uk/articles/public/fiction-emily-fridlund-history-wolves/
and you could not agree more was thinking of both lauren goff and marliynne robinson when I was reading it fucking on the money

youtube.com/watch?v=eOpGCGtCVsE

forever ruined a decent tune

>Liverpool FC. Labour Party member. Chorlton Socialist Club:

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>is your ball still in our garden?
yeah
>well you can forget it, you're not getting it back
BASED

Yeah, just said we love eachother

there's a ghetto up in heaven and it's ours black power

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vocaroo.com/i/s1MDI2yk9o32

Hey what % of Non Whites in the U.K are foreign born??? In the US 27% of Non White Americans are Immigrants, and 41% of Non White infants have 2 immigrant parents.

>Tommy
>Toyoo

never got this joke

based

∞%

Fucking city haha

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why'd you divorce?

did you lads know there are 4 chuckle brothers? used to be a 4 man act pre-chucklevision. one's called brian.

doing a read

have been having the smelliest farts recently
quite unpleasant

get used to it mate, its only gonna get worse

Sooner or later your gonna have to accept that britain is at some point be minority white

I could tell you... for a price

didn't fucking ask about yankland
go away

Here we are....

big if true

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weird how white people are actually going to die out
they'll read about us on wikipedia on the quantum VR internet

paul chuckle's my uncle AMA

>Toil awaits tomorrow
This whole "having a job" thing is not that fun.

>get used to it

wonder if that's the BBC's agenda in interviewing only niggers

7 million born a year.

is he the nonce one?

>One day Barry Chuckle will close his eyes for the last time and descend into the eternal darkness of death

STOP

there will be no quantum VR internet without us

i'm autistic lads

>quantum VR internet

the world will descend into chaos without the white man

no doubt in that

“Soyboy” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “soyboy” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “soyboy” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy soyboys!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a soyboy; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

tl;dr: if you believe soyboys exist, you are a plebeian.

Pajeet will save us

it probably is, no possibility of reversing the damage so best to get everyone ready for the future.

me too
high functioning

t.soyboy

very creepy white poleaboo-like nonce on the news lads. bet he posted on the chon.

I'm not a soyboy I'm an estrogent

t. literal soyboy

Actually there is.

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the last of the whites

nary a pixel i'm afraid

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You replaced the word hipster with soyboy
Soyboy is easier to pin down. Theyre effeminate child like men

one less nonce

>POOCHESTER SHITTY

What the fuck is your deal??? Gaslighting cunt

u lads on c4 it's first dates valentines day style

Am going to sleep
Night lads

this entire post is complete shit, soyboy is just a shortcut version of saying someone is a liberal retard. the stereotype exists for a reason

to me
(silence)

Ah yes the man kicking the sphere very good

*returns to my book*

>mancheshiter

youtube.com/watch?v=LnbuCfQ8Jgw

we have superior brains

Is there a name more indicative of a slag than Chantelle?

I dont think so

>people actually believe the soy conspiracy

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haha yeah...

peng

>*returns to my book*

studies have proved it's real, i read about it on breitbard

soy is just a type of bean that you can eat

am now

rubbery nigger lips

Let's look at the facts guys:

>Cheddar man and our other British ancestors were black
Therefore:
>Britain is technically a black nation
Meaning that:
>Britain's colonial atrocities are just another example of black on black violence

maisie

>liberal

FOY

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Black_Revolutionaries

>The London Black Revolutionaries (also known as the London Black Revs, the Black Revs for short) is a revolutionary socialist British political organisation centred in London. The organisation's membership is rumoured to be a mix of Caribbean and South Asian youth, who had been part of an oppositional faction and split of more than 550 members from the Socialist Workers Party (UK) in 2012–13. Its closed membership consists primarily of Black British and British Asian youths, who define themselves as a strictly working-class, grassroots organisation based on anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-homophobic and anti-sexist principles. Rejecting pacifism, the Black Revolutionaries take a militant approach to their activities, employing direct action as a tactic.[1] The organisation is said to be primarily based in Brixton, South London.

if it ends in -elle it's guaranteed

silly me
(silence)

not all slags are named chantelle, but all chantelles are slags

I doubt you could grasp a microcosm of my intellect, boy

I didn't know soyboys was British culture but ya learn something new every day

smoke an absolute warhead, went for a walk through the dark tunnels and underpasses and listened to Tokyo Anal Dynamite lads

was great fun, kept feeling like i was being chased haha

>I doubt you could grasp a microcosm of my intellect, boy

the chuckle brothers.
just one of many great Northern contributions, of which there are many.

switch michelle with chantelle
play chantelle with chanel

More Brits are dying then being born in the North.

the gf(s)

good post

calm down terry collier

Northerners rule the world

>rotherham
>north

oh dear

How to get literally every vitamin mineral fat and amino acid:

Oats milk
Eggs
Sesame and sunflower seeds
Lots of brocoli
Some carrot
Peas
An orange
A pepper
Chicken thighs
Mackarel or sardines (four portions a week) alternate as latter is more omega 3 former vitamin d
Rice
Lo salt on the brocolli
Garlic/berries/tea/chilli /gingerfor antioxidants

Thats literally it thats all your vitamins, minerals etc at 100% of daily req if portioned right

sara considers herself disabled

liberalism is a mental disorder

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youtu.be/uKDtEUDIf8I?t=3m53s
feel like pure shit just want her back

all these retards moaning about soyboys understandably despise immigrants diluting british culture. Yet, they don't give a shit about yankification of culture.

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no

put it all in a pot
now what

Right do wonder how peasants who lived for 70 years on bread and peas ever managed

the strongest race in the world

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youtube.com/watch?v=8G4eGUhOD1s

youtube.com/watch?v=W6h1THGNpyQ

All channels should sign off with the national anthem at 12 midnight, no exceptions

toil on the morrow

switch your girl with michelle
switch michelle with chantelle

youtube.com/watch?v=kDl0wbpuwGg

youtube.com/watch?v=HZF0PBDlKl4

are john

you were watching chucklevision, i was watching chuckemaths

mental that nobody knows the story behind it
probably better though

Not by a large amount. Still it might become a problem. Would suggest Suburbanization.

HOL' UP

Most didnt live 70 years.

Nowt wrong with my prescribed diet in conjunction with physical, psychological and intellectual exercise

mental disability is no laughing matter la

youtube.com/watch?v=0tzVr1czgQk
why is she so beautiful lads

zombie northerners sounds like a huge problem

>Starting salaries for higher education (HE) lecturers range from around £33,943 to £41,709. At senior lecturer level, you'll typically earn between £41,709 and £55,998.

>The average UK annual salary or monthly wage of full-time employees differs drastically across industries. According to the Annual Survey of Hours and Earnings (ASHE), average gross annual earnings for full-time employees was £27,600 in 2015, which was a 1.6% increase from the previous year.

but lecturers need a strike

band idea: estrodjent - an eclectic mix of post-rock, ska, and classic jazz. Our title track can be named Soymile - a histrionic exposition comprised of similes

thoughts?

How did the Chuckle Brothers avoid getting YEWTREE'D

switch chanto with shano

youtube.com/watch?v=T2Rvdktho_g

Suburban Zombies??? Sounds like a band

looks like a lad in a wig

To me to you

SUBURBS? INDUSTREH? WHAT BLOODEH INDUSTREH?
MAGGEH "MILK SNATCHER" THATCHUH IS TUH BLAAAAME FOR THA'

Switch Chano with Shano

Got 35 likes on my tinder boost.. ehh

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they're on strike over pensions, not wages
though a 1.6% increase is below inflation meaning they had a real terms pay-cut on the previous year.