Toil on the morrow edition
Other urls found in this thread:
LEAVE BRENDAN FRASER ALONE
MAN SHITTY EXPOSED
Is that Joey?
whats the rate of success on tinder
For you it's gonna be zero
*checks the rules*
constantly hate myself depressed don't leave house have no friends etc but thank the god up there thank him so fucking much that I was born a Tarquin
break the rules is unironically a banger
l've had it just about up to here with you, l'm going for a walk
if you have to ask, close to zero
women don't belong in the military
a shag every night
give is some money and al be ya mate
this flummoxes the terry collier
military don't belong in the women
wear some warm clothes it's a bit cold out x
What keeps you going brit?
t. 3 para mortars
genuinely tried that last year I madea few posts on brit about it. I spent ~15k last year paying for people to go and their drinks etc including paying for 4 other lads to come with me to watch drake at the o2 last feb lol
frida with the boys
there is a half-ethiopian, half-german NIGGER among us
my daily poo
think tinder is about throwing enough shit at the wall so one sticks eventually
Currently trying to find my sticky poo as we speak
knowing shetland is still white
Wish britain was perpetually stuck on a 22c warm, sunny day where everything has that nice pleasant fuzzy glow and all the trees and plants smell nice
how can your country function with 40% unemployment?
>The National Rifle Association, a national gun rights advocacy organization, calls it "America's rifle". The AR-15 and its variants are frequently used in mass shootings in the United States, including in Newtown (2012, 28 dead), Aurora (2012, 12 dead), San Bernardino (2015, 16 dead), Roseburg (2015, 10 dead) and Parkland (2018, 17 dead).
if the AR-15 is America's rifle, what's Britain's rifle?
At this point I am running on pure alcohol
any lads up for a half pint
promise it will work with me
also how is your senpai rich
OH MY DAYS
What happened to the furtherance of Catalan independence?
nigger nigger nigger
I ask myself that every day.
>enjoying weather above 15 degrees
fear of death
property (not scum type though more commerical buildings)
why is the ar15 so popular
Honestly don't see the point in travelling, we live in the age of google streetview, just visited 24 countries in about 3 hours, didn't pay a thing
Same with books, why bother reading? Sargon, PJW and molyneux provide me with all the info I'll ever need in a neat video format
double pint of the ol' fruits please m'love
WE DEM WIGAN BOYS
hello depressed autistic sperg with 0 friends and has never been outside in his life and stutters when he speaks to literally anyone
look at this actor convincingly acting like he enjoys spending time with children whilst being paid handsomely
gosh, ryan reynolds is so cool and based!
Patrick hit a melanin enriched nerve I see
obvious projection nasheed
more of a Kalashnikov man myself
*wins your heart*
why is wikipedia such a left-wing shithole now? never used to be like that
didn't fly so good
thats because you tried being mates with normies, you need an even mix of normie/autist friends i.e me.
Now buy me a pint
delete this post right now
Violently ill but going to drag myself into toil tomorrow cuz toilsmann says im on real thin ice.
Last time i was ill i tried to explain over the phone but he said 'I dont wanna hear it wageson'
going to watch her film tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxx
Hate this cunt after doing Atonement for film studies in year 13 english
wish I had a sersh gf
Watching anime is one thing, but adults who get excited over western cartoons and superhero/comic book movies are insufferably pathetic
you've got off to a bad start when you used i.e. instead of e.g. mate not gona lie. If you London though we can talk, fancy hitting up soho on thursday?
this is a false-flag post. travelling and experiencing the world and different cultures is the most white thing you can do
the IDF is taught how to edit Wikipedia
which board creates the most OC?
me on the right
business idea: reduce Buenos Aires to ash
more of an Ak15 man myself
Atonement is 5/5 film fucking amazing that score by dario marionelli as well the fucking typewriter leitmotif FAAAAAAAAAAWk great stuff, don't know how joe wright did it desu considering everything else he's directed is shit
saw the slaggiest chav on the train earlier
paki cunt. i've been to singapore, to dubai, to chile, all across the southern USA, warm weather is horrible only niggers like it.
/leftypol/ is going to be absolutely LIVID when they see this
>singapore, to dubai, to chile, all across the southern USA,
thats not warm thats unpleasant and humid and too hot
>the most white thing you can do
imagine unironically typing this
state of that abdomen
Yeah it's great than one long take shot on the beach is better than Nolan's entire Dunkirk movie
ironically it's the whitest thing
more like wog fingered
because it's good. Accurate out to normal combat ranges, good for medium game hunting, exceptional aftermarket, widely available calibre and very reliable.
sometimes my northern accent makes it difficult to pronounce certain words and I know it sounds daft
painting of London gangs in a Jewish gallery
funny as I don't think there has ever been a white person in a london gang
watching that spanish heist thing on netflix
love me a nice heist i do
literally thailand but like 3x cheaper, mad
they're light in weight (my brother's weighs around eight pounds) reliable, and relatively cheap
also aside from the lack of automatic firing ability the AR is virtually identical to the M16, which is the primary weapon used by our military
yeah okay what you got in mind?
Not really a club man myself
quick buddy inform buzzfeed
cant speak normally when I use any automated voice service or it doesn't understand me
what's on at ronnie scotts? any tickets still going?
soydog soydog soydog
the guy who posts this image is a fay hog
loving the angry doggo
to think one man wields so much power..
will grigg's on fire again lads
gentle reminder of pic related
>b-b-but RACIST abuse on london bus towards black man (2,745,088 views)
ugly yet peng
Alright lad, rate my new OC pls:
This OC will be attributed to the Cred Forums board btw.
Sergio Aguero punched a wigan fan lmao
Don't need women, just male fellowship
>ever doesn't go as far back as 1950
got angry at this video as i know there'd have been a period where i thought the kids were in the right
fucking hate teenagers
>labour party member
>chorlton socialist club
so a wanker then
get ready to bend the knee
Might have a porn addiction even though I only watch it once a day
alri fairy boy
>Georgia Valerie "Toff" Toffolo (born 23 October 1994)
stupid yank ponce
enjoy your ban
this is a 10/10 in britain
>You arrive in Milton Keynes
>he announced his report
have you ever loved a girl, /brit/?
never had a pint
>once a day
get a grip bruce
might have a cock addiction even though I only suck one a day
have no clue mate your the money man
Man City customers going fucking ballistic
Their top ball-kicking man punched a fan too
love is for soyboys
how's the gf lads
i don't think so
i've liked girls, but i haven't really talked to any of them
Will griggs on fire haha
fucking hell BBC interviewing freshers at Derby university and they're all niggers
yeh. married her. became like brother and sister. divorced her. sad and alone now.
Who /druggie/ HERE???
tfw you read a review: the-tls.co.uk
and you could not agree more was thinking of both lauren goff and marliynne robinson when I was reading it fucking on the money
forever ruined a decent tune
>Liverpool FC. Labour Party member. Chorlton Socialist Club:
>is your ball still in our garden?
>well you can forget it, you're not getting it back
Yeah, just said we love eachother
there's a ghetto up in heaven and it's ours black power
Hey what % of Non Whites in the U.K are foreign born??? In the US 27% of Non White Americans are Immigrants, and 41% of Non White infants have 2 immigrant parents.
never got this joke
Fucking city haha
why'd you divorce?
did you lads know there are 4 chuckle brothers? used to be a 4 man act pre-chucklevision. one's called brian.
doing a read
have been having the smelliest farts recently
get used to it mate, its only gonna get worse
Sooner or later your gonna have to accept that britain is at some point be minority white
I could tell you... for a price
didn't fucking ask about yankland
Here we are....
big if true
weird how white people are actually going to die out
they'll read about us on wikipedia on the quantum VR internet
paul chuckle's my uncle AMA
>Toil awaits tomorrow
This whole "having a job" thing is not that fun.
>get used to it
wonder if that's the BBC's agenda in interviewing only niggers
7 million born a year.
is he the nonce one?
>One day Barry Chuckle will close his eyes for the last time and descend into the eternal darkness of death
there will be no quantum VR internet without us
i'm autistic lads
>quantum VR internet
the world will descend into chaos without the white man
no doubt in that
“Soyboy” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “soyboy” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “soyboy” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy soyboys!” - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a soyboy; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
tl;dr: if you believe soyboys exist, you are a plebeian.
Pajeet will save us
it probably is, no possibility of reversing the damage so best to get everyone ready for the future.
very creepy white poleaboo-like nonce on the news lads. bet he posted on the chon.
I'm not a soyboy I'm an estrogent
t. literal soyboy
Actually there is.
the last of the whites
nary a pixel i'm afraid
You replaced the word hipster with soyboy
Soyboy is easier to pin down. Theyre effeminate child like men
one less nonce
What the fuck is your deal??? Gaslighting cunt
u lads on c4 it's first dates valentines day style
Am going to sleep
this entire post is complete shit, soyboy is just a shortcut version of saying someone is a liberal retard. the stereotype exists for a reason
Ah yes the man kicking the sphere very good
*returns to my book*
we have superior brains
Is there a name more indicative of a slag than Chantelle?
I dont think so
>people actually believe the soy conspiracy
>*returns to my book*
studies have proved it's real, i read about it on breitbard
soy is just a type of bean that you can eat
rubbery nigger lips
Let's look at the facts guys:
>Cheddar man and our other British ancestors were black
>Britain is technically a black nation
>Britain's colonial atrocities are just another example of black on black violence
>The London Black Revolutionaries (also known as the London Black Revs, the Black Revs for short) is a revolutionary socialist British political organisation centred in London. The organisation's membership is rumoured to be a mix of Caribbean and South Asian youth, who had been part of an oppositional faction and split of more than 550 members from the Socialist Workers Party (UK) in 2012–13. Its closed membership consists primarily of Black British and British Asian youths, who define themselves as a strictly working-class, grassroots organisation based on anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-homophobic and anti-sexist principles. Rejecting pacifism, the Black Revolutionaries take a militant approach to their activities, employing direct action as a tactic. The organisation is said to be primarily based in Brixton, South London.
if it ends in -elle it's guaranteed
not all slags are named chantelle, but all chantelles are slags
I doubt you could grasp a microcosm of my intellect, boy
I didn't know soyboys was British culture but ya learn something new every day
smoke an absolute warhead, went for a walk through the dark tunnels and underpasses and listened to Tokyo Anal Dynamite lads
was great fun, kept feeling like i was being chased haha
>I doubt you could grasp a microcosm of my intellect, boy
the chuckle brothers.
just one of many great Northern contributions, of which there are many.
switch michelle with chantelle
play chantelle with chanel
More Brits are dying then being born in the North.
calm down terry collier
Northerners rule the world
How to get literally every vitamin mineral fat and amino acid:
Sesame and sunflower seeds
Lots of brocoli
Mackarel or sardines (four portions a week) alternate as latter is more omega 3 former vitamin d
Lo salt on the brocolli
Garlic/berries/tea/chilli /gingerfor antioxidants
Thats literally it thats all your vitamins, minerals etc at 100% of daily req if portioned right
sara considers herself disabled
liberalism is a mental disorder
feel like pure shit just want her back
all these retards moaning about soyboys understandably despise immigrants diluting british culture. Yet, they don't give a shit about yankification of culture.
put it all in a pot
Right do wonder how peasants who lived for 70 years on bread and peas ever managed
the strongest race in the world
All channels should sign off with the national anthem at 12 midnight, no exceptions
toil on the morrow
switch your girl with michelle
switch michelle with chantelle
you were watching chucklevision, i was watching chuckemaths
mental that nobody knows the story behind it
probably better though
Not by a large amount. Still it might become a problem. Would suggest Suburbanization.
Most didnt live 70 years.
Nowt wrong with my prescribed diet in conjunction with physical, psychological and intellectual exercise
mental disability is no laughing matter la
why is she so beautiful lads
zombie northerners sounds like a huge problem
>Starting salaries for higher education (HE) lecturers range from around £33,943 to £41,709. At senior lecturer level, you'll typically earn between £41,709 and £55,998.
>The average UK annual salary or monthly wage of full-time employees differs drastically across industries. According to the Annual Survey of Hours and Earnings (ASHE), average gross annual earnings for full-time employees was £27,600 in 2015, which was a 1.6% increase from the previous year.
but lecturers need a strike
band idea: estrodjent - an eclectic mix of post-rock, ska, and classic jazz. Our title track can be named Soymile - a histrionic exposition comprised of similes
How did the Chuckle Brothers avoid getting YEWTREE'D
switch chanto with shano
Suburban Zombies??? Sounds like a band
looks like a lad in a wig
To me to you
SUBURBS? INDUSTREH? WHAT BLOODEH INDUSTREH?
MAGGEH "MILK SNATCHER" THATCHUH IS TUH BLAAAAME FOR THA'
Switch Chano with Shano
Got 35 likes on my tinder boost.. ehh
they're on strike over pensions, not wages
though a 1.6% increase is below inflation meaning they had a real terms pay-cut on the previous year.