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all the j*ws should go back to Israel ASAP
like to believe that if I got struck down, I would resurrect with 10x the power
>i do that while im reading. what did you contribute. oh right you made funny of me again in front of all the anons....way to go fuckwad
no problem and for what its worth i envy you at least you have a semblance of a normal life
You aren't a proper brit until you've lived in both London and Birmingham.
wigan is actually an alright place
imagine how angry that guy with autism is going to be at this thread
off to sainsburys to stock up in snacks for tonight
5 bags of crisps
4 peach ice teas
a BLT sandwich
and a cheeky pack of Nik Naks on top
What’s wrong with your life?
brit is a rorke general
while im reading a book. i find out something interesting while reading my book look up the wiki and share it in here. problem?
wouldnt know where to begin. all in all im fine though it could be worse
Bet you’re the same spastic posting about cinnamon swirls the other day would fucking lamp you if I ever saw you mate
ah love this christmas carol
know a lad in the merchant marine and he says he's the only white face onboard
YOU are NOT studying, YOU are shitposting
the fact that you think that posting on /brit/ counts as studying is UTTERLY pathetic
its just so....
you guys are fucking horrible at making this general to be good
do brits get the vw golf with the 2.5l 5cyl? i test drove one today and it was quite fun
Olympics bout to begin
Friends Dad keeps joking about me fucking his wife. Is this normal stuff for people to joke about? The jokes aren't even particullary jokes.
Get one of these for £11.99
>tfw all the countries near Australia will become richer and more able to immigrate here
>tfw their numbers are overwhelming
>tfw Australia will become South Africa 2.0 as whites become 5% of the population
>tfw Australian culture will be completely transformed with massive Indian/Indonesian/Chinese influences
>tfw no more wacky Bruce
>Receive message from tinder match
>Cant view my messages
hows THAT working for YOU cunt?
>Know a bunch of guys who went through cadetships just to get told to fuck off afterwards.
holy FUCK i am GLAD i never DID IT
sincerely hope you lads are voting for are mogg
What destiny lies ahead for the white man? Where will he go once he has no land to call his own?
It’s happening to everyone lad
hows what working you fucking headcase
youtube banning all videos on psychedelics
im fine, you?
Fuck you you Lithuanian monkey go make a Lithuania thread then.
pewdiepie is now basically copying PJW's videos and presenting them to a much larger audience
what the fuck has happened to youtube
Same mate fucking fuming I could be missing out on potential birds here
How did the Lib Dems justify their existence in the days of Blair?
Nick Clegg and Tony Blair are the same person.
Better then Watson himself. More subtle.
noticed today that the hottest MILF at work has a tramp stamp. working class people are so grim.
I'll be voting for the good man jeremy corbyn
almost as if clegg and blair weren't both leaders of their parties at the same time
>back to Israel
Ashkezani Jews aren't even decended from the Levant though
fucking love boiled eggs lads
what meals can I make that have a cuntload of boiled eggs in them???
Why is /Brit/ the only general that ever moves fast on Cred Forums
literally all his videos now are him browsing reddit and playing meme games
i agree but it's weird
he used the exact same screenshots as PJW did
youtube is having to be very family friendly/ad friendly and its destroying their site and alienating channels
will not go down well for them
hows capitalizing certain words to get your point across working out for you. sorry i misread your post initially
Make some boiled eggs I reckon
youtube has basically become overly censored and regulated like TV
what should i eat for dinner
for me it's boiled eggs
Europe won't get marginalised to the same degree, there are 750mil of you up there and 25mil of us down here.
Whoever was LibDong leader in 97.
Doubt he was radically different to Clegg, Farron or Cable.
could have heemed ancalagon in my prime
Northern Ireland's too religious, Wales is too much of a shitehole and even the developed areas of Central Europe are xenophobic as hell
Are you actually a headcase?
Probably because it was the best picture and he could explain it better then Paul “Based Negroe” Joseph Watson.
is that it?
Get into activism then and convince your people to flee to Britain. Safety in numbers and all that. We haven’t got any spiders either.
They're banning videos of people taking them or informational videos about their effects?
I wonder why the main english-language general on an english-language website moves fast
based swedish shaman
And some cum.
>user. user. don't despair, but i've pissed the bed. again.
u know that the liberals used to be one of the big two parties? and then labour emerged from the "left" and then liberals rebranded as liberal demoncrats and occupied a more central position and then new labour moved labour more towards the centre and now corbyn and his ilk are trying to pull it back yeh?
really want youtube to kill itself
its such, SUCH a shit website
*rolls into the thread*
what does jordan peterson even talk about and why is he so popular? is he just a Cred Forums meme?
Based Lithuania calling out the niggers
>people who watch pewdiepie are here
when did /brit/ get infested with literaly 12 year olds?
really want pakis to kill themselves
they're such, SUCH a shit people
could be half decent if they lost some fucking weight
did it on purpose to boost book sales you twat
stretch your foreskin
not gay just find women disgusting simple as
I came here to post this
the world went all topsy turvy a couple years ago when pewdiepie went rorke
Clean your room
wtf r those tats grim
You know you can answer questions without being condescending?
he's alri, not the messiah like some of his cultists believe he is, but he's a breath of fresh air and his lectures are very comfy
Fuck sake boys here comes the flu/cold
it is the cold had that then had blocked nose/blocked nose cough and now mostly cough and sore nostils enjoy lad takes a week
anyone in the cardiff area want to mash my bollocks into a fine paste x
A Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam’s Schipol airport was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna on February 11, after a fight broke out because a passenger refused to stop passing gas.
Four Dutch citizens – two male and two female – were ejected from the flight in Vienna after the airline said the “unruly passengers” could pose a hazard to flight safety,
What’s wrong with you?
Keep an eye out in the morning, lads.
yes but Corbyn's time is limited and once he's gone we are going to have Chuka Umunna and then they will be the same again.
genuinely do not look at Cred Forums outside of /brit/ desu
FIX TINDER REEEEEEEEEEE
listening to the daily shoah
just learned today that you can't upload webms from /wsg/ with sound in them to other boards
always assumed that if you did that it would just automute, but nope
other than "clean your room" what are Peterson's 12 Rules?
>literally 30+ cameras on them
the fucking state
who gives a single flying fucking SHIT
same 2bh, no reason to
women are just the same as men
blacks are just the same as whites
it's just like a sports rivalry between teams in 1 city
it literally boils down to a 'There can be only one' meme
without going into too much detail i was diagnosed with depression at a very young age and given ssri's throughout most of my life. also im at least 10 years older than a majority of the people in this thread.
>it is the cold had that then had
I was born during the hard
Depression day, oh, my Lord
In July, in South Georgia
Where the sun was hot in a blaze
My folk was share cropper
At the end of the year, we had nothing
We had nothing, we had nothing but grass hoppers
Looking back over my life
Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
Help me, somebody, I need some rest
Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
Every boy needs a girl, every girl needs a boy
I'm a boy so full of love
I have no one to hold my hand
Tell me, how long must I wander
Tell me, how long must I cry
Will there be someone, someone to wipe
Dry the tear from my eye
Come on, baby, rub my head
Rub my head while I lay down in my bed
Kiss, kiss me, kiss me, baby
'Til I feel alright, 'til I feel alright
Oh, looking back over my life
Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
Help me, somebody, I need some rest
Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
>blacks are just the same as whites
Central Europeans are white
SHES GOT ELECTRIC BOOTS
A MOHAIR SUIT
YOU KNOW I READ IT IN A MAGAZIIIIIIIIIIIINE
B B B B BENNIE AND THE JETS
got more arse than her
you've never had an original thought in your life
just battered my mum over a scotch egg
stupid bent frog
PLEASE ME IN LYON
Corbyn the Commie spy. lmao
god has given us psychedelics and the MAN has taken them away from us
the webm that saved Britain
>we need to save le white race!!!!!!
says rorke just before grabbing a box of tissues to clean pleasurable discharge from watching oriental cartoons
Ok mr genius share some of your intellectual insights.
Xenophobia just means fear of foreigners, not necessarily of a different race
would rather bojo over the papist
Fucking fix Tinder your useless bastards fucking fix it
>but we is the european race reeeee
started chuckling uncontrollably at this image and i dont know why
the point of this post being what exactly?
it's rounder but also hairier
BBC2 lads. WEW
>Were Iran to attack Israel, Moscow would stand by the Jewish state’s side, a Russian official said this week, days after an Iranian-made drone infiltrated Israel from Syria and was shot down by the IDF.
Really gets the noggin joggin
oh my dayyysssss this tinder server crash has killed all my conversations WHEN is it going to be back up
Go away saffer prick.
KILL THE BOER.
some absolute wretch in my dorm complex just got a 3 day ban for posting hentai on some bumfucknowhere blue board lmaooo imagine
phoneposting from here on
identity politics is a mental disorder
But i have a blonde, blue eyes gf you absolute sad case
Why, lad? Redpilled me on middle eastern geopolitics.
literally cannot wait to sniff some more mandy on wednesday
I could do it now but then I wouldnt have any and I dont have anyone to do it with right now
poo willy arse poo poo bum arse willy.
>authoritarian regime supports authoritarian regime
Identity politics is cancer but it is a necessary cancer unfortunately
remember when northern posters would pick up poleaboo's bans on mobile lol
that was funny
doesn't matter rorke you can have as many gfs as you want but we run this shit now
ah yes trevor is a total weirdo
does anybody care about this lads tinder experiences enough for his to make 20 posts a day about it?
didn’t think so
haha yes this Tinder crash is absolutely horrible, missing out on loads or prime 10/10 girls haha cause i get lots of matches haha, yeh really wish it didn't crash right now.
I was just in the middle of tellign a 10/10 blond australian girl my adress for a cheeky shag while her boyfriend is out haha.
>this lump on my balls is necessary
>you can have as many gfs as you want
i care a lot actually
is it fuck
if it disappeared tomorrow the world would be a better place
Just matched with these little minxes and I can’t strike whilst the irons hot because messages aren’t working fuck it all
i live in canterbury and used to pick up his bans
my eyes are pretty blue
my hair is gold and thicc
you hate me don't you?
you hate my people, your plan is to terminate my culture
you're fuckin' evil i want you to recognize i'm a proud whitey
it's the white nationalist spazoid, ignore him
georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed a girl and made her cry
i live in hastings and used to pick up his bans
>i’m a virgin because i couldn’t care less about your tinder being down
hope you’re not always this insecure
DON'T care for white nationalism
DO care for traditional ethnic European nationalism
88 Jordan leapin from the free throw
you tell em dave!
I live on mars and I used to pick up his bans.
no you didn't
Why do leftypol raid /brit/? Is it just though boredom and the need for argument and confrontation?
would love to play b-ball with that
there is no leftypol raid you silly cunt
you think ziggy stardust would identify as non-binary if he was alive today
they hate themselves
they hate each other
she’s a decent little bit
I like the sound of the smiths but I don't like the lyrics or their politics
there is no "leftypol raid" you dense retard
MENTAL how in 20 years ill be 40
listening to tame impala
who is the current mascot of /brit/? kev and tim are a bit outdated now, but they were nice while they lasted
bio was hardly necessary aha
>let's just ignore what our ancestors fought for and let the identity of nations merge into one impoverished shithole because reasons and morals
listening to alt right podcasts
I'm on a kissing dry spell I'm due one soon
Or who knows I might take it one step further and lose the v
they think they'll magically make us retarded like them and we'll vote for comrade corbynev
which ones lad
a very low amount of effort went in to this post you should be ashamed
> our ancestors fought for white nationalism
really mental to think i'm going to live my entire life up to this point like 3 more times
probably alan at the moment
How could you possibly still have your virginity in the modern world where you can message hundreds of females in 5 minutes? Boggles the mind
MENTAL how in 2 years ill be 18
[NOTE TO MODS: THIS IS A JOKE]
lost my lithograph of ‘a bigger splash’ when i moved house at 17 because i decided not to go home and finish packing and shagged some girl instead and slept over her house
think one of the movers stole it
/brit/ has always been a lefty general
in SA they actually did toobh but not in europe
ah yes, turks and muslims invading Europe was never a thing
There’s no higher pleasure than reading this book
exodus americanus atm
going to listen to strike & sven next
anyone want to be my study buddy?
>thinking its one person
wish all of the leftypol benders would use a trip so I could filter them
don't want to
i can't even begin to imagine what an insufferable cunt you are in real life
Your ancestors literally did.
my ancestors freed slaves and fought against the nazis
ottoman bastards in the Balkans
north African bastards in Spain and Sicily
wew lads, what shall I message her?
dunno bout you, but I'm feelin 22
Donald Trump is a Jew puppet and I dislike niggers and wish they stayed in Africa
i'm a white nationalist
Got a 99.95 and 100 percentile on the UMAT so I could get quality learning at Melbourne University
>my ancestors freed slaves and fought against the nazis
are you female or male?
Ziggy Stardust was a character though
Bowie ended up doing an impersonation of Mosley for a couple of years in the guise of the Thin White Duke - he'd do Hitler salutes on stage and shit
hey lads, lasses and otherkin, don't forget to celebrate diversity and vote for comrade corbyn! *does roman salute*
back to leftypol bender
your ancestors took over 75% of the world and made them slaves in the first place
used to listen to tds but got bored
the topics are too similar thats the problem i find
youre the only slag poster I like because the pictures are good and high res and not some fucking ugly inbred on a 400x200 photo
my ancestors certainly did not
Your post smells.
im going to see black panther with my wife's son
gf sent me this
Move your eyes to the golden symbol next to her name which shows that she has liked me and I’m yet to like her back spastic
have met Mogg twice in my life
first time he came to my school and i got a detention for flipping him off
second time he came to my college coz he studied there as a young man and i went to see him and didnt make a fuss or do/say anything because i am more mature now
i still strongly disagree with him though, the religious nutcase. indisputably good debater + public speaker though
The new codeword for Jews and POC is “Monday”
Everybody Hates Mondays
Are slags british culture?
absolutely seething at this ongoing leftypol raid ngl
Melbourne uni only allow postgrad medics so either you're old or doing a meme degree
objectification of the female form is symptomatic of a toxic, misogynistic society
good taste desu la
>Messages back up
cant outclass kev lad
he lives on in our hearts
are you related to dave by any chance?
tell her to get rid of that nose hoop
LEAVE MEANS LEAVE WILL YOU POSH CUNTS FUCK OFF TRYING TO OVERTURN THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
>your ancestors did x so you must do y
>grrrrrrr fuck whitey!!!!
How do I tell if I'm ugly?
looking good, dan
>paying for tinder
oh deary me
This is a very nice picture, lad.
craving a dave post
Stands to reason that Ireland can’t afford to pay £7 a month for multiple bangs
i love white people and i love being white
you are, dont worry
Or maybe I was just saying I'm a super smart cunt I don't need to be told not to rape or how to be a bender (cause I'm not and don't want to be a bender)
post a pic and I'll tell you
dont really like free market capitalism but we should still remain a member of the eu
Very grim behaviour Nigel
look in the mirror hehe
This girl on tinder didn’t even bother asking me more than one question during a convo
Why would you do that well on the MCAT and go to Melbourne instead of studying medicine at a different uni though?
Charles Kennedy had them moderately to the left of Labour and focusing on civil liberties and tuition fees and generally being against everything nobody liked.
But nobody believed they could win so haha.
Make a demeaning comment about her face, then call her a materialistic, dull-witted whore.