A russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

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yikes

Aha ahahahahahhahahhahahaahahahahabhabahahahhahahahahaabahahahhabahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha

HOLY SHIT MUTTDOLAND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Expected a German flag

awful post Hungary.

F U C K I N G
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I knew Bulgarian were S A V A G E but this is definitely on another level!!!!!

Why do you hate america? America is the best place in the world I do not understand

HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER

You may joke but this is the future with common core.

AMERILARDS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

that was actually funny

0=0
16 - 12 - 4 = 20 - 15 - 5
4 (4 - 3 - 1) = 5 (4 - 3 - 1)
4 = 5

2 + 2 = 5

Que?

math

MY MUTT ASS IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE

>polish mathematicians

i see what you are doing here
4x0 = 5x0
anythingx0 = antyhingx0
always holds true
nice

This desu

I don't get it...

0=0 != 4=5 dumb fuck

how will americans ever recover?

BROS...

An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

You cant just eliminate the brackets they're not opposites and its not a fragment

An old Serbian man is cleaning his gun when his grandson excitedly rushes into the room.

"The Bulgarians have gone into space!" he says. The old man stops cleaning his gun for a second and says "All of them?"

The grandson says "No, of course not, just Ivanov."

The Serb continues to clean his gun.

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DELET

>le I devided by 0 meme

Excellent post

>American walks into bar
>BRRRRT BRRRT GET DOWN PEW PEW PEW CHJWBEUJFJD

An American walks into a bar. The building collapses. Such is life.

He deserved to get shot. He didn't even pay the entrance tip

>American walks in a bar
>orders beer
>pays for drink
>bartender asks for tip
>American starts crying

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHh AMERICANS BTFO

>

The joke is; Only an american would come to a bar and order water.

retard

listening to joe rogan