Yuropoors don't microwave their guns

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

yuropoors don't microwave their guns

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Julian Evans
Julian Evans

Wait they don’t?

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

yurocunts don't put their socks in the refrigerator

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

wait you do? for real?

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

Yea dude most people here in America do it

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

They don’t do that either?? I thought everyone does

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

proof?

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

I only shoot muzzleloaders so when my black powder gets wet I only have to put the powder in the microwave to get the water out.

Ryder King
Ryder King

I have a gun-shaped glass that I microwave my water in, it's my favorite to drink out of when I take out my shoes fresh out of the freezer

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

europeeons don't wear their shoes to bed
europooons UNIRONICALLY don't brush their teeth with bleach

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

eurofags don’t even microwave their screwdrivers

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

the absolute STATE of EUROPE

James Johnson
James Johnson

europooons UNIRONICALLY don't brush their teeth with bleach
What??? Why??????

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

yurops don't even clap their guns to the Mcdonald's

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

Dude come on now if you don’t microwave your guns you aren’t taking good care of them this is basic knowledge

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

yuropoors dont even watch their women getting fucked by BBC

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Yuropoors don't masturbate to burgers

FUCKING KEK

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

What is a "gun"?

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

YUROPOORS DONT KILL THEIR PETS IF THEY REACH 8 YEARS OLD

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Its that thing you and your buddies use to hunt moose on the weekends. You should know this, Jorgen.

David Reyes
David Reyes

you know it's tool that was created to kill people, americans are obsessed with them to compensate for there micro cut off dicks, so with that they could feel in some way "big"

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

amerifags have never microwaved their own clogs

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

High quality thread

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

Do crocs count?

John Miller
John Miller

amerifags don't ice skate to school/work

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Dude come on now we microwave EVERYTHING

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

on the contrary, just microwaved my clogs with my screwdrivers and plastic spoons

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

I've microwaved my sandals if that counts

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

a rooty tooty point and shooty

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

Europeans don't microwave their microwavers

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT ADD TOOTHPASTE TO THEIR MACARONI

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

Um I'll have you know I'm 1/128th dutch and make sure to microwave my clogs every morning.

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Eurofags don't microwave their mobile phones

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

Your a peeins don't use ketchup to fap

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

Why? It charges them.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

Lmao srsly? That’s fucking retarded why don’t they????

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

The eternal question.

William Rivera
William Rivera

euros don't microwave and refrigerate their stuffies

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

This

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Don't ask me, these are the same people who don't mix beer with gasoline

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

stuffie
So that's what furfags call their onaholes. Learn something new every day.

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

Yuropoors don't live in a soon to be third world country with no hope on the hirizon

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

Dude fuck you america is fine how it is

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

stuffie
well what do you call them down under? Plush toys? Teddy bears?(vague)

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

Eurocoons don't tip the police after being shot by them.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

same people who don't mix beer with gasoline
YUROPOORS FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

europansies don't boil their hand soap in the microwave

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

How will we ever recover

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

We fuck real farm animals down here, man. New Zealanders came over and showed us how to get the best out of a Merino. None of this proxy shit.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

Dude what the fuck is their something yuropoors do right

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Amerifags have never welcomed trucks of peace

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

Start by microwaving your phone it should be charged fully within 3 minutes

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

DELETE THIS

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

you need a to register those over here with the ATF

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

There was one in Ohio last year

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

My grandmother actually did this.

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

no bully

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

Do Not Use Microwaves - Here's Why
But...but...how will I heat my toothpaste now?

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

Oh fuck

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

European only have ONE heritage
I have AT LEAST five heritages.

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

Microwave Oven, checkmate atheists.

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Targeted ad knows your microwaveposting

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

yuropipsqueaks don't heat popcorn butter in their shoes

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Does tulip oil in my clogs count too?

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

Reading shit like this is a little unnerving.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-17/new-u-s-subprime-boom-same-old-sins-auto-defaults-are-soaring
edition.cnn.com/2017/03/14/opinions/risk-of-another-housing-crisis-poole/index.html

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

NO IT DOESN'T

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

europoors don't sunbathe their goldfish

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Euroweenies don't tip their BLACK bulls

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

Hey Europoors, want to know why we're fat? It's because it's a built in bullet shield, we can shoot each other for fun and be fine. Europoors WISH they could be that wealthy.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

They are literally killing their fish by not doing this

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

wake up on floor next to bed
take out microwave popcorn butter from mattress
take shoes off and put them in the microwave
take my gun out for a walk and shoot a few schools
go back home and drink popcorn butter straight from my shoes
put them back on and sit on the table
microwave my power tools while eating rocks
europussies will NEVER experience this

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

while eating rocks
Come on now I believed you until that part.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

Our bodies are also inhospitable to viruses thanks to our healthy diets of McDonalds and bacon grease. Thus, healthcare is unnecessary outside of the rare emergency from a game of grenadesketball gone wrong.

John Myers
John Myers

he doesn't eat rocks

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

Eating rocks is done to help aid in digestion.

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

Dude come on I could eat rocks when I was a toddler

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

I prefer quartz myself. I like to soak them in milk awhile to soften them up.

David Parker
David Parker

dainty yuropoor teeth can't handle rocks
Y'all niggas need some fluoride

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

EUROPOORS CANT EVEN EAT ROCKS
OH MY GOD FUCKING STOP IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT EVEN WALK WITHOUT FALLING TO THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING TO THE POINT WHERE MY SIDES HURT LIKE HELL

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

wake up in cuck shed
grab my ice skates, notice it's 2pm
i lost track of time again last night after 3 marijuanas
skate to market, narrowly escape suicide bombing
Arrive at market too late. Truck of peace drove through my favorite raw herring with pickles stall.
i'm a bit sad and want to turn back home. River I used to skate on is now made land by the government.
amerifags will NEVER experience this

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

They're tools to exercise our freedom. Getting a gun is a both honorable rite of passage and mandatory. If you are not pass the gun trials by of age, you are no longer a citizen and are deported to Canada

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

he didnt microwave his ice skates
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

tfw almost failed my final gun trial
Scary shit man

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

europeans do NOT wear boots to bed
europeans do NOT shoot their pillow to fluff it
europeans do NOT eat paint chips of the windowsill
europeans do NOT wrap themselves in shower curtains beforw going to walmart
europeans do NOT eat their cigarettes to avoid pollution
europeans do NOT microwave their dip
wtf is wrong with europe?

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

That thing Breivik had

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

American'ts don't even have to dodge 10 druglord militias and avoid the mule pressing gangs just to buy milk at the corner

what a boring life

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

Is there any feeling more satisfying than buying a new couch and immediately putting your filthy Jordan's on them? I don't think so.