>yuropoors don't microwave their guns
Yuropoors don't microwave their guns
Wait they don’t?
>yurocunts don't put their socks in the refrigerator
wait you do? for real?
Yea dude most people here in America do it
They don’t do that either?? I thought everyone does
I only shoot muzzleloaders so when my black powder gets wet I only have to put the powder in the microwave to get the water out.
I have a gun-shaped glass that I microwave my water in, it's my favorite to drink out of when I take out my shoes fresh out of the freezer
>europeeons don't wear their shoes to bed
>europooons UNIRONICALLY don't brush their teeth with bleach
>eurofags don’t even microwave their screwdrivers
the absolute STATE of EUROPE
>>europooons UNIRONICALLY don't brush their teeth with bleach
>yurops don't even clap their guns to the Mcdonald's
Dude come on now if you don’t microwave your guns you aren’t taking good care of them this is basic knowledge
>yuropoors dont even watch their women getting fucked by BBC
>Yuropoors don't masturbate to burgers
What is a "gun"?
>YUROPOORS DONT KILL THEIR PETS IF THEY REACH 8 YEARS OLD
Its that thing you and your buddies use to hunt moose on the weekends. You should know this, Jorgen.
you know it's tool that was created to kill people, americans are obsessed with them to compensate for there micro cut off dicks, so with that they could feel in some way "big"
>amerifags have never microwaved their own clogs
High quality thread
Do crocs count?
>amerifags don't ice skate to school/work
Dude come on now we microwave EVERYTHING
on the contrary, just microwaved my clogs with my screwdrivers and plastic spoons
I've microwaved my sandals if that counts
a rooty tooty point and shooty
>Europeans don't microwave their microwavers
>EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT ADD TOOTHPASTE TO THEIR MACARONI
Um I'll have you know I'm 1/128th dutch and make sure to microwave my clogs every morning.
Eurofags don't microwave their mobile phones
>Your a peeins don't use ketchup to fap
Why? It charges them.
Lmao srsly? That’s fucking retarded why don’t they????
The eternal question.
>euros don't microwave and refrigerate their stuffies
Don't ask me, these are the same people who don't mix beer with gasoline
So that's what furfags call their onaholes. Learn something new every day.
>Yuropoors don't live in a soon to be third world country with no hope on the hirizon
Dude fuck you america is fine how it is
well what do you call them down under? Plush toys? Teddy bears?(vague)
>Eurocoons don't tip the police after being shot by them.
>same people who don't mix beer with gasoline
YUROPOORS FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>europansies don't boil their hand soap in the microwave
How will we ever recover
We fuck real farm animals down here, man. New Zealanders came over and showed us how to get the best out of a Merino. None of this proxy shit.
Dude what the fuck is their something yuropoors do right
>Amerifags have never welcomed trucks of peace
Start by microwaving your phone it should be charged fully within 3 minutes
you need a to register those over here with the ATF
There was one in Ohio last year
My grandmother actually did this.
>Do Not Use Microwaves - Here's Why
But...but...how will I heat my toothpaste now?
>European only have ONE heritage
I have AT LEAST five heritages.
Microwave Oven, checkmate atheists.
Targeted ad knows your microwaveposting
>yuropipsqueaks don't heat popcorn butter in their shoes
Does tulip oil in my clogs count too?
NO IT DOESN'T
>europoors don't sunbathe their goldfish
Euroweenies don't tip their BLACK bulls
Hey Europoors, want to know why we're fat? It's because it's a built in bullet shield, we can shoot each other for fun and be fine. Europoors WISH they could be that wealthy.
They are literally killing their fish by not doing this
>wake up on floor next to bed
>take out microwave popcorn butter from mattress
>take shoes off and put them in the microwave
>take my gun out for a walk and shoot a few schools
>go back home and drink popcorn butter straight from my shoes
>put them back on and sit on the table
>microwave my power tools while eating rocks
europussies will NEVER experience this
>while eating rocks
Come on now I believed you until that part.
Our bodies are also inhospitable to viruses thanks to our healthy diets of McDonalds and bacon grease. Thus, healthcare is unnecessary outside of the rare emergency from a game of grenadesketball gone wrong.
>he doesn't eat rocks
Eating rocks is done to help aid in digestion.
Dude come on I could eat rocks when I was a toddler
I prefer quartz myself. I like to soak them in milk awhile to soften them up.
>dainty yuropoor teeth can't handle rocks
Y'all niggas need some fluoride
>EUROPOORS CANT EVEN EAT ROCKS
OH MY GOD FUCKING STOP IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT EVEN WALK WITHOUT FALLING TO THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING TO THE POINT WHERE MY SIDES HURT LIKE HELL
>wake up in cuck shed
>grab my ice skates, notice it's 2pm
>i lost track of time again last night after 3 marijuanas
>skate to market, narrowly escape suicide bombing
>Arrive at market too late. Truck of peace drove through my favorite raw herring with pickles stall.
>i'm a bit sad and want to turn back home. River I used to skate on is now made land by the government.
amerifags will NEVER experience this
They're tools to exercise our freedom. Getting a gun is a both honorable rite of passage and mandatory. If you are not pass the gun trials by of age, you are no longer a citizen and are deported to Canada
>he didnt microwave his ice skates
>tfw almost failed my final gun trial
Scary shit man
>europeans do NOT wear boots to bed
>europeans do NOT shoot their pillow to fluff it
>europeans do NOT eat paint chips of the windowsill
>europeans do NOT wrap themselves in shower curtains beforw going to walmart
>europeans do NOT eat their cigarettes to avoid pollution
>europeans do NOT microwave their dip
wtf is wrong with europe?
That thing Breivik had
>American'ts don't even have to dodge 10 druglord militias and avoid the mule pressing gangs just to buy milk at the corner
what a boring life
Is there any feeling more satisfying than buying a new couch and immediately putting your filthy Jordan's on them? I don't think so.