/brit/

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Fucking political nonsense ruining these threads.
Please, kill yourselves.

grug watch moving picture
grug see dark skin tribe in moving picture
grug think moving picture bad

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miss pre-election excitement
still feels like it was last week

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>there is no leftypol raid
>posts this shit 50 posts early
you need to go back

Oh, good! More caveman posting. JUST what this thread needed ._.

fuck off spastics

>perfect cities don't exi-

someone's reply to me when I predicted the outcome back in march 2016

How did they do it?

Statist mong

*runs out of water*
nothing personell

I have a man in the know

grug watch moving picture
grug see no white skin in moving picture
grug think moving picture good

glad nobody noticed my embarrassing story in the last thread

wish rorke would realise his time is over

>spends his time on the internet whining about review scores and brigading voting systems
>wonders why he can't get a gf
The Rorke is a profoundly stupid specimen.

>Trump is in now in office and doing all the same policies Clinton would be doing

So greentexts established uses include:
>highlighting a specific section of a post to direct a response towards it
>a condescension so extreme, it implies that restating the position or claim alone is enough to discredit it
>listing items in an uncluttered way (like I'm doing now)
>putting emphasis on or calling attention to something noteworthy

But here are some examples of uses I can't neatly define:
">you will never hold her hand" or ">2008 was ten years ago" (representing a kind of voice of the conscience? or giving the cruelty of life a voice it uses to remind you of its nature?)
">be me" and the grammatical/narrative staples of greentexting

There is also an entire grammatical structure experienced posters all universally understand and adhere to when using greentext that again, is never explicitly stated.

Lads who’s that skinny brit slag who used to do Home porn videos with her bf? She used to wear furry tails and cat make up and stuff

*cannot leave house unless with a heavily armed bodyguard unit*

girl kept going out of her way to talk to me, touching me, laughing at my awkward jokes, even downright said she had a thing for me
havent spoken a word to her since saturday
is that bad? im too autistic and inexperienced

>arsemongled rorke spamming yank politics again
fucking state of British "nationalists"

This is one epic raid, my /leftypol/ comrades! Keep it up, we'll show those Rorkes!

grug left wing
grug lose every election and referendum

like what?

grug see many moving picture with only white grug
grug like those moving picture
grug see one moving picture without white grug
grug no like moving picture

hail hydra

> but muh no fly zone and literally WW3 reeeee

all his neoliberal neocon agenda

I did
do you at least have a big willy?

what are you studying?

remember eggman?

FUCK
I MEANT TO TYPE THIS IN THE DISCORD
HOW DO I DELETE IT?

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jackson made a deal with the devil

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funny how there are places in several african countries that are literally whiter than the USA

grug is surprisingly logical

yeah i'm 4in flaccid 7.5in erect
i'm actually quite good looking but girls quickly realize i'm autistic and then leave me alone

>neoliberal neocon

Sonic was overpowered desu never used to have any trouble beating him

holy shit someone else is posting my hat gimmick

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>my hat gimmick

your secrets are out

yeah, specific examples please
if you're referring to the missile strike on Syria, that was one event. Hillary was talking about escalating military intervention and completely ousting Assad. That doesn't seem to be on the Trump agenda any more

as for neoliberalism or whatever, Trump made no secret of his desire for capitalism and tax cuts. However he's also been very protectionist, putting tariffs on corporations and making sure businesses don't outsource to Mexico and instead stay in the US

dont like this image
makes me very uncomfortable

phoneposters are the most powerful race in the world

im not racist, but why has sub saharan africa always been shit?

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post slags lads

soon /brit/ will be under our command! excellent work comrades!

why would you ask this in /brit/

how do we start to establish the white ethnostate?

the images i was using to hat people you absolute cunt

It's just not good land. But it hasn't always been shit. They had Mali didn't they

killing mutts en masse

ew

because of Trump, CNN and much of the American media has been completely discredited in the eyes of the public when they were once respectable outlets

Probably the barren landscape and that

Sorry don't follow fake news sweetie xx

reminder it was obama whom'st repealed the propaganda ban in 2013 which allowed outlets like CNN to blatantly lie without recourse

Trump has continued the neoliberal agenda of tax cuts, corporate welfare and deregulation
He has continued the neocon agenda of mass bombings of countries, inflating of military spending and the neo-imperialist agenda

top lad trump shitting on fake news

KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=p4uRVD4bru4

everytime Trump attacks the media his approval ratings go down and people's opinion of the media goes up

At some point there was a civilizational collapse (Zimbabwe's named after the ruins of the city of Zimbabwe, which was once the capital of an empire), but for the most part the land there is forgiving enough that humans never really needed to adapt much to survive. Most tribes were still nomadic at the point the Europeans arrived.

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t. CNN fake news

If that was true his approval rating would be 0

Fake news btfo!!!!!!!

trump will go down in history as a martyr whom'st died(metaphorically) to save the US from corrupt ideologues

still can't believe the US elected a fucking reality tv star as president

hopefully the UK's not as bad as that yet

>person gets caught lying
>I was telling the truth you believed me!!

Gonna snow next week

imagine how much better the america would be doing if lefty retards weren't out protesting at every opportunity?

the age of career politicians is over #timesup

get depressed thinking about how when i'm 40 (if i'm still alive) i'm going to look back to where i am now and hate myself for not taking more opportunities and for squandering my youth
i've given up on life and i'm already grieving over my wasted life and i'm still young
why am i like this

no it isnt
be quiet

we nearly elected some old lad because he said he'd give teenagers free uni m8

>trump will go down in history as a martyr whom'st died(metaphorically) to save the US from corrupt ideologues

their constant meaningless 'marches' are so cringey

Vancouver is the new Singapore. And it's beautiful.

>Trump has continued the neoliberal agenda of tax cuts, corporate welfare and deregulation
he never said he wasn't going to do these things. He in fact campaigned on them. Deregulation is a good thing for the economy, as are tax cuts. The American economy is booming and confident for the first time in years. These are things his voters wanted.

>He has continued the neocon agenda of mass bombings of countries, inflating of military spending and the neo-imperialist agenda
he said he would bomb the shit out of ISIS, and that is what has happened. He has abandoned Obama's weak "lead from behind" foreign policy and instead left his war policy to his generals, who have pragmatically and realistically decimated the threat of Jihadists in the region. He has abandoned the notion of regime change, which is what his core base was worried about.

The things you're talking about only sound bad if you're a socialist. Trump's followers were not socialists, they were patriotic capitalists. People didn't fear Hillary because of these things, they feared her because they thought she would expand the state completely, regulate more, tax more, and get into a war with Russia.

Trump has been doing fine. But it's hard to notice that when 90% of all coverage of him is negative.

wrong. Trump's approval ratings are abysmal but the approval ratings of the media are even lower.

How did he do it?

I'm gonna be embarrassed if I don't have more money than my parents, even accounting for inflation

>mfw canada almost had our own drumpf
really dodged a bullet there

How much of Africa is still like ooga blogs tribal shit with hunter gatherer societies

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where's he?

independent.co.uk/news/business/news/uk-millennials-income-fall-worst-nationality-greece-earnings-report-resolution-foundation-a8217676.html

what do you think of this?

a qt from work if offering to teach me wicca
am I in there?

woah...

>it's happening again

>deregulation
>good

It’s like you didn’t learn anything from 2008

hope the paddies don't kick off again tonight

10%. That's the beauty of globalism, lad. It not only improved the lives of Europeans, but niggers too.

most of the rural bits, especially out in west africa and central africa

> 33.1 million Americans watched the 1997 funeral of Princess Diana

why

wouldn't it be really obvious he was sliding into a thing on the ground?

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princess diana prefered arab cock

Mad that innit want to go explore Africa desu see what it’s like

My Mom loves your royal family. Blame her.

>10%
that's ridiculous. that's still too many.
it's the current year and millions of people are still uncivilised
fucking shambles

>Obama regulates the economy to shit
>All the businesses start moving to China
>oops where did the economy growth and jobs go?

SHE WAS THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS

what does she think of markle

My ancestors :(

don't get eaten lad

Why wouldn’t you watch the funeral of somebody who was clearly and obviously whacked to see if any shenanigans occur

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The UK's been on a slow decline relative to the rest of the world since 1918.

Even in 1950 we were the second largest economy in the world and had the highest GDP per capita after the US, Venezuela and Switzerland.

We'll slowly continue to slide because we have a mediocre but stable political system and an economy that prioritises generating capital for those who already have the most.

We have our own drumpf he's just nega-drumpf. Stupid in all the other ways.

I bet those tribal people are happier than those of us in the "modern" world

yanks are really into the royals for whatever reason
probably the only reason britain isn't a republic, yank tourist gibs

He's right

What's the differences between all the Nescafe types?
I was raised on Blend 43 but don't know what the rest are, they have different names but looks like the same coffee crystals inside the glass.

you know it's a grim state of affairs when you're listening to slint at 1am when you're supposed to be asleep so you can be fresh and ready for Mr. Toilberg in the morning

Preferable to literal global collapse laddy boy only a brainlet or corporate shills for deregulation

cystals huh

there is no beauty in the world anymore

yeah if you're a neoliberal neocon mong like yourself then trump is "doing fine"
however if you're someone who isn't a corporate lapdog then he's as disastrous as hillary would be, if not more so

and here I was considering moving to the UK

i blame the jews

Nescafé Gold is the one to go for, lad.

>neoliberal neocon

Wanna charge, bro?

What would you call them?

why the fuck would you do that

good to know i'm not the only depressed cunt in here tonight
what's got you down lad?

no

we're full to the brim I'm afraid

SORE THROAT
O
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T
H
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*blocks your path*

was there ever?

*gulp*

who's that

you're wrong

cannot fathom being this happy and confident

granules you fucking wacky spacker

*steps outside*

:^)

rump is a ruthless businessman simple as

post apus

think I might have Tonsillitis lads

>Between 2007 and 2015, the UK was the only big advanced economy in which wages contracted while the economy expanded. In most other countries, including France and Germany, both the economy and wages have grown.

hmmm

better than Puerto Rico, feeling disappointed with the US
my top countries to move to before reading your post were:
US (either Washington, Colorado or Idaho)
Chile
UK

How does a South African city run out of water when it's right next to an ocean?

ARSE

That's what I wrote idiot

there is no beauty in the wor-

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>Giant shitty rock right in the centre making it hard to navigate

Don't ever talk to me again

when you alienate corporations you get stagnating economies. he has not at all been 'disastrous'. Americans have confidence in the economy again, and unemployment is at its lowest levels in decades.

>a big crash happened!
>that means it'll happen again if we ever let the economy free from red tape
child

>bad land
ayy breadbasket of Africa lmao

being made a minority in my own country

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Calm down billionaire.

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you'd top yourself after spending 4 months with no sun in the winter
no you didn't
be quiet

*reports you to the SAPS*
nothing personell kid
expect the special task force to knock down your door you criminal

is Jane Eyre worth a read?

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Jessie Diggins

got a decent porn video open in the other tab but i'm biding my time before i open it

I MISSSSSSSSSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Tottenham gonna win the fa cup

business idea: racial extermination

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that was the massive con that always made me reconsider, but I'm trying to convince myself I'll be able to bear it

How is the US economy continuing the same trajectory as under Obama good?

It literally happens every time you child

im in love with the shape of poo

Clean slate

Just kidding, lads. Literally had a bucket below collecting all the water.

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show us the bucket underneath

In yer dreams kike

enjoying a fresh bottle of rocky mountain water collected from my tap
capetowners will never know this feel

wibblynibblies
zubblybubblypoooooooooo

always forget how grim winter is
thank fuck it's almost over
am fuckin buzzing it isn't dark at 4pm anymore

Winter is the best m8

Fresh bag*

enjoy your beaver piss

CREEPING UP INTO THEEE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

this desu gonna spunk my pants when march 1st comes

it isn't in the same trajectory. Obama was phasing the American industries away from manufacturing and towards service industries. Trump has brought back manufacturing and the factories, for the first time in years Americans will see products all over the place that say "Made in the United States" rather than "Made in China".

hm yes enjoy strangling the market to death and ruining any chance of prosperity

Ever had a vanilla coke mate?

haven't been with the gf in a week and I feel lonely as shit and terrible can't figure out how you nogf lads manage to get through the day

mankind was not supposed to live this far north

At least in the (settled) areas of Canada it isn't dusk by 3pm and pitch black by 4

oh sweaty... winter doesn't end until april

only ont*rians and queb*ckers store liquid in bags

>meanwhile in gauteng

>Trump has brought back manufacturing and the factories, for the first time in years Americans will see products all over the place that say "Made in the United States" rather than "Made in China".
lmao
are you literally a paid shill

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>turd cannonballs into the toilet and splashes weewater all over your bum
you think girls suffer from this too?

no, I just follow current events
do you get all your news about Trump from leftypol

Wearing the new toil shoes today and my feet hurt

Put a sheet of paper over the water you spacker

>At least in the (settled) areas of Canada it isn't dusk by 3pm and pitch black by 4
speak for yourself sunshine

Yes all have felt Poseidon's kiss.

That settles it

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Mississippi

how do you hear dredds voice when you read the comics

doing a think lads

Winter will be back before you know it lads and it’s another 5 months of perpetual darkness to enjoy

Well he's from the UK so I assume a slight ethnic twang

jesus christ

was brushing my teeth (electric toothbrush) and the brush hit my teeth in a way that it made a noise in my skull/bone which sounded like a thousand children burning, screaming and dying

fucking horrific proper spooked me out

stallone

I don't see any cranes in this photo. Does construction just stop for 6 months?

Looking forward to it
No more scorchers!

What kind of children

would laugh my head off if china got browned desu

can't miss what you never had

Not an argument

what part of the trajectory of the US economy has changed under Trump? as in actual figures?

>I don't see any cranes in this photo. Does construction just stop for 6 months?
pretty much

just matched with a girl on tinder that has the bio "like a mosquito but won't stop sucking when slapped"

new animal crossing game looks great

the real whiteness map

confused by this post
just get a cafetiere and a bean grinder you spacker

screaming at jfs who visit britain expecting it to look like hogwarts

>Scotland is arctic tier

No wonder they’re all smack heads

love that britain is just like hogwarts, the queen is just like dumbledore

In 2016, American factories were actually cutting jobs. In 2017, they added 200,000 new jobs.
Exports rose 5.5%
And to make things more affordable for foreign markets, the dollar went down in value 10%.

All resulting in a very healthy and growing manufacturing economy that was previously declining under Obama.

*catches a flight*
ah yes im white now

>edmonton is the same as cornwall while st. john's is the same as northern russia
huh
weird

Have y'all seen Black Panther, guys? Out in cinemas now, get your tickets.

#WhatBlackPantherMeansToMe

My bean grinder unionised and I couldn't meet the 4% salary increase per annum

J'EN AI MARRE DE CE QUE PLEURE
QUI NE ROULE QU'A DEUX A L'HEURE
QUI SE LAMENTE ET QUI S'FIXE
SUR L'IDÉE D'UNE IDÉE FIXE

J'EN AI MARRE DE CE QUI RÂLE
DES EXTRÉMISTE À DEUX BALLES
QUI VOIX LA VIE TOUT EN NOIR
QUI M'ÉXPÉDIENT DANS L'CAFARD

J'EN AI MARRE D'LA GRANDE SOEUR
QUI GÉMIT TOUT ET QUI PLEURE
MARRE DE LA PLUIE, DES COURGETTES
QUI M'FONT VOMIR SOUS LA COUETTE

J'EN AI MARRE DE C'EST CYNIQUE ET DANS LES PRÉS LES COLCHIQUE
J'EN ET MARRE D'EN AVOIR MARRE

any paddy's pub cytube man in?

very hard to believe that scotland is like the arctic

Hop on froggy

Edmonton's 3 degrees south of Glasgow

Scotland's hell during the winter

they gave martin freeman an american accent but made him act like a brit. stupid!!

Erm....going to be skipping that one

2016 is one year, for the overall obama term, manufacturing jobs increased
the overall trajectory for the economy has not changed undere trump, job growth, unemployment, GDP rate etc are all the same

we dont eat enough fish to counter act our lack of vitimin d

you could say that same thing about fargo, define what acting like a brit means?

anime

The battlestation

i think it also takes into account reduces sunshine because of clouds
it's cloudy every day in britain. i think it's rained every day for about 3 months.

imagine still using a desktop pc in 2018, alri fucking grandad

twitter.com/kanyeden/status/965752099140186113

roaring

just moved into my $88m flat by central park

imagine still using a computer in 2018

get smartphone, dad

>Gabon has as little sunshine as Scotland

grim

is Seattle a nice city?

Desktops are used for one thing only
Dark web blackmail and crime

>what is a rainforest

what an utter cunt

thinking about willies again

who's this

yeah
best city in the PNW is victoria though

they better be straight willies

>sunshine hours

That has nothing to do with temperature or light intensity

what is a rainforest

im sipping on that lean

a storm jungle

Not gunna lie that looks completely shit

you didnt say uno

never heard of him

Doing the proverbial poo

brainlet

new

what is a computer?

>tfw (You)

Except most areas of rainforest aren't that bad if you look at the map

looked it up and Gabon has a 9 month long rainy season

yeah . only wank to straight lads

Did this but I dunno what it means