Switch sambo with shano
might make yur grl my grl
Play shampo with shannado
I'M ON THE MOLLY
I'M ON THE BEAN
University lecturers strike soon lads
Hope you're all prepared
is geoff the quintessential deano?
who /enjoys watching tv licence goons get btfo/ here?
>the only reason i’m not dropping out of uni is cos i have lovely friends here and i don’t want to live back in norfolk. i hate my course and i’m actually a Lot Depressed at the moment
love the art hoe aesthetic
Fun Fact: hallucinations are only hallucinations if you think they're real - the "hallucinations" you get with drugs are actually pseudohallucinations
i'm on the dole
i'm getting clean
It's honestly ugly though.
apparently literally 50% of the population of Monaco are millionaires
imagine what Tinder must be like over there
Business idea: either be premature or go soft for whatever reason during sex
playing football manager
OOOOH LAWD, I'M SO DEEPRESSED
the welsh phenotype
boohoo i get an above average pay and conditions but we can't get used to not living like it's the 90s again
When I visited there was loads of really old guys with very young wives
what does it mean
Seen a video of a load of West Belfast ones battering each other with bats, clubs and knives on Facebook and for some reason there’s 100s of Black Americans in the comments saying “baka... wypipo, dis what my tax dollars going to”, “wypipo talk about black on black crime smdh..”, “white monkeys”, etc.
This is one of them
Fun fact: would probably hate every last one of you IRL.
nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang
she's 16 brahs
Doesn't seem bad. Will encourage kids to finish school rather than drop out for $10+super at K-mart
The scottish phenotype
isnt that below your min wage
Videos, televisions, 64's PlayStations
We're paring with precision
Few herbs and a bit of Benson
But don't forger the Rizla,
Lean like the tower of Pisa
Liza, I'll raise yer,
And this is the day in the life of a geezer
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin' own you two bob cunt
how are they still going lmao
business idea: tinder but for the horrid ugly rejects of society
black people and northern irish are basically the same people
wonder how you would react to have your pension gutted because of corporate mismanagement
>when you can't last for longer than a minute but neither can your gf
they're still getting a good pension . seriously all they have to complain about is that they can only longer afford the levels of economic waste sustained under the blair years
No matter where I roam
I will return to my English rose
For no bonds can ever tempt me from she
real ian hours, who tf up?
haven't been this excited about life in 12 years lads
it's been weeks since i've had a suicidal thought
Business Idea: Tinder but for food.
post insta slags
children can get below minimum
always go soft during sex so become a gay receiver to compensate even though youre only like 30% bi
have established a tradition where i watch a jackie chan movie every friday night
quite comfy to be honest
gpu is completely fried
need a new laptop at this point
my name geoffrey
business idea: north americans use /cum/
Lovely gesture. Wish my Dad did that for me. I'll do it for my daughter/son
what the fuck are you talking about
they're pensions are getting cut
it's nothing to do with "economic waste"
/cum/? don't touch the stuff
female premature ejaculators
hate em all
weird little freak
/cum/ is terrible, I tried to get a Northeastern general going but it didn't work out and it honestly makes more sense to post in /brit/ than /dixie/
hate em all
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
is valentines the ultimate good goy """holiday"""?
>buy flowers and chocolates and cards because it's the 14th of february
what happens if you don't pay your tax?
Just because you’re not getting any
business idea: convince you you're being anesthetized but in reality im killing you.
never had sex even once
I'm male, I'd be doing the buying (if I was stupid)
get a desktop
Sent to Van Diemens Land
guess where this was taken lads
No, Singles Day
why do people get horrible face tattoos? don't they know it's basically rendering them unemployable?
dont worry about it
To look like Gucci Mane or Lil Peep
Mental how whales can dive so deep but they still need to go all the way back up to the surface to suck in a big lungful of fresh air.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I sincerely hope the cops arrest you. You’re a certified fucked in the head weirdo. Fuck off you creep.
seems pretty logical lad
not that mental
yeah... mental hey...
business idea: british waffen-ss
just saw hillary clinton unload a pistol into seth rich
had sex with a badger
Free State desu
An expletive was uncalled for
business idea: kill nonces
ermmm Italians are white sweetie
tv show idea: nonce island
This fucking creep of a yank that posts sexually suggestive images of children and general nonsensical obscure images is proper fucked in the head
Lad needs the chair big time
identity politics is cancer
Where did the flags go?
TV show idea: battle royal with nonces
Is this your italian gf?
this site rots your brian
all politics are identity politics
How many are up there?
This but mine wont cum unless I hit it fast and hard and I CANT DO THIS FOR VERY LONG FOR FOOK SAKE
>children can't understand sex
>but they can understand hormone replacement and transgenderism
imagine being this assblasted because someone posts a picture of a kid drinking water from a fountain.
hate to break this to you but you have no idea what goes on in this world.
wouldn't be the same without mountbatten
post absolute bangers, you vermin
yeah crazy isn't it, because fish don't need to do that but they can't get as big can they
More than a dozen as far as I know. Only 1 white but I think it was killed by another tiger recently.
hahahaha literally looks english
disgusting little paedophile, no one likes you, fuck off
when i start fucking kids get at me until then stfu flaming faggot
*knocks off the nearest Irishman's gob*
And you do? Fuck off for good you mentally deranged autistic prat
>this video is not available
>bogtrotter getting mad at a potato
some things never change
go ahead dox me I've been doxxed countless times
thats because you live in a country that doesnt allow absolute bangers
no wonder southern italy capitulated immediately in ww2
you could've gotten away with it too and you went and did that
this probably sounded better in your head
not gonna keep her from sucking a big fat willy for breakfast
there's clearly something not right with you in the head, end yourself before you start fucking kids
you probably just don't understand it
DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
and its all your fault
berlusconi literally looks like a crook lmao
We have an International Space Station, why don't we have an International Undersea Station?
wouldn't mind a gf who is satisfied by 2 minutes of sex
starting to think I will never have sex and will die alone
>mentally deranged autistic prat
killer combo dumbfuck
>all the men in his bloodline managed to have sex except for him
Shut up crazy, nobody’s listening
whats it like being a nigger in erin?
You lot drive British vehicles to support British manufacturing or nah?
i have very pointy and puffy nipples
YA MANDEM ARE GETTING TOO CLOSE
What should I make my Dunmer lads? Not sure if I should go for battle mage or pure mage.
legitimately get help if you're unironically a nonce
It's 1247 gonna have a coffee and a biscuit (dark chocolate wheaten)
meanwhile on Éire
hope one day to become a member of the Groucho Club lads
man looks like a doll
i know why you're mad and im laughing gfy
its georgia meloni
He’s an egotistical nonce with severe autism who thinks he’s some sort of literary scholar
I remember a time when I was on the path to noncedom (liking 16yo girls) but then god spoke to me. He showed me some saucy pictures of Eva Longoria and an article about her using a vibrator cause she's sexually aware.
From that day in year 9 on I have only liked women that are over 30
I kind of want to make him an occult character so thief mage sounds kind of good. Now I just need to decide on whether to make him a werewolf or vampire. I was a vampire on my last playthrough so a werewolf makes sense but a Dunmer Werewolf just sounds bizarre.
the proto trump
hello denise, how are the kids
sausage fingered twat
Richer, more successful, more handsome version of Da Trump.
I'm not a prim housewife
giving joe rogan a listen
vampire seems more appropriate but i wouldn't go either
did you lads try out bannerlord yet?
dark chocolate is fucking lush
what gets me is i try to mind my own business and post little tidbits of information because i have an inherent desire to communicate and i people still talk shit. ive come to realize no matter what i do, someone will find an issue with it. the same way i dont like your underage banter you think im some weirdo. dont really care what some 20 something thinks of me 2bh
cant tell the difference between navy and black socks
Forgiving who you are
For what you stand to gain
Just know that if you hide
It doesn't go away
read all yank posts in a yank accent, so when one of them uses /brit/ terminology is sounds bizarre
Ciabata and olive oil for lunch, cause dad visited Rome before I was born
im not tho
not with that attitude
watching the young turks live
hey there young man
going to be odd when the yanks lose their hegemony status to the chinks
wonder how the first major conflict between the two will go
the chad duke
You’re a loon
all the same poster
Based DOCTOR Duke
w/e you say
Started working unsocial hours retail job and you can literally smell the virgin on the runts
lost my virginity lads wahey
man looks like a demon
if people consistently talk shit to you, then maybe you're a bit of bellend mate
always in the last place you look lad
Saw a guy with a furry tail casually sticking out of his back pocket at Woolies a few nights ago, this was at about 2120. He smelt like hell too, awful.
read all posts in my accent
kant reed n dat
Is it 1998 again
DOCTOR Duke is a great man
all jokes aside why should what people on Cred Forums think of me matter to me when they have no idea as to what ive been through to make me the way i am. that being said its obvious the reasoning behind your posts is just for lulz which should be proof enough of how deranged you and yours are.
Hope you get raped by a pack of rabid niggers
the university is taking disciplinary action against me for keeping a traffic cone I found in a parking lot in my room. how fucking retarded is that
any kissed a girl man in?
our woollies is better than your woolies
shes lost control is the best joy division song
That's not Duke, lad.
you got fingered as a kid so now you want to finger kids?
>dire yank posts
Time to log off
don't think you need a traffic cone to stop traffic to your room lol
quintessential underage b8 post everyone
And so the tautological double conjunction became my new favourite.
look at the way those wrappings bite into her legflesh!
yeah fuck off
What is this abomination
zero excuses for noncery of any sort
You’ve literally gonna nuts, you’re teetering on the edge fucking pedo scumbag
you belong in the slammer
yanknonce is having a breakdown i reckon
should mention im a virgin
1. girls are cute
football manager save is not going well
Tonight is the night we uproot the yanks from brit
horrid little pervert, fuck off
underage b8 weak af as usual
>no idea as to what ive been through to make me the way i am.
screams fingered as a kid to me
*pushes the irishman aside and starts chatting up his date*
You’re fucking repulsive you sick cunt. No one wants to understand your kind. You’re a mentally ill sicko.
Go and find somewhere you belong because you aren’t wanted here you new world SCUM
nowt wrong with being a pedo as long as you don't act on it
What was the last meal you ate?
im gay haha u massive bender
who you playing as
fuck off mick
It's just you and me tonight
Everyone else is asleep
If I was to fall
I would fall so deep
jesus what a mess this has devolved into
yanks are mentally ill and im going to bed
Would literally laugh out loud if the yank got fiddled with as a child
>Hope you get raped by a pack of rabid niggers
>The United States of Underagefingering
yanknonce deserves the rope tbqh. would do it myself if i were close by and wouldn't get arrested for it haha x
currently managing Dalian Chaoyue in the Chinese league
some serious mental illness going on display here
You’ve admitted it
Unironically reported to the relevant authorities, God knows what images you have on your computer
Give me ONE good reason as to why Harry Kane shouldn't be in jail right now.
Have you got a Giovanni's (Deliworld) up there?
You like Roman meals?
>not even SJWs support noncery
You're on your own, sicko.
>yanknonce deserves the rope tbqh. would do it myself if i were close by and wouldn't get arrested for it haha x
might go watch some anime
don't make it into a race thing pathetic little weirdo.
Not an appropriate use of that gimmick, get out
you're black just admit it
Some faux spaghetti bolognaise concoction I whipped up but the spaghetti was conchiglie and most of the red stuff was from a jar and some grapes
would rather live next to Michael X than an actual nonce
dey oul kuffah
Oh look the yank autist is race baiting
S H O C K I N G
Terrible. You deserve the rope, fact.
whens the next no fap update?
>If you dislike nonces you are black
tbf I've never heard of a black nonce
>and some grapes
you were never my friend
Honestly can not fathom noncery
go to bed liam
>alt right accounts are banned instantly as soon as they say some bad words
>literal pedo accounts oooh aaah yeah now there's a moral dilemma...
spaghetti bolognade, the fizzy tomato drink
The grapes were for dessert
The Royal Family is the NONCE FAMILY.
Every UK citizen, through their support of the monarchy, is complicit in the perpetuation of the scourge of pedophilia and child abuse.
Would genuinely like to wring the neck of this dirty fucking pedo tramp
As are you
advocating violence against groups =/= explicitly being against violence
Good. Keep track of those nonces.
No, I thought it was just the one in Green Point?
The alt right is an ideology of peace
Yeah alright mr fucking Colt clan country