/brit/

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Barbarossa edition

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credforums.com/thread/85863210/international
youtube.com/watch?v=VMnPX3GeyEM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
credforums.com/thread/94877847/television-and-film

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

Pedos BEGONE
Rorkes BEGONE
Rational thinkers WELCOME

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

death to nonces

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

filter all yanks
filter all micks
brit suddenly becomes tolerable
???

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

just gave the ol' 'oreskin a stretch and I'm in fucking agony
how long does this typically take?

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

Funny how Australia often forget that they are under the queens jurisdiction

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

Why are most of the rorkes on here nonces?

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

credforums.com/thread/85863210/international
no it isnt
be quite

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

post slags

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

yanknonce, along with all nonces, will be murdered by me personally

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

How old are you

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

The ra blew up your uncle get over it sadcase

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

*is on your jury*
NOT.....guilty!

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

how did you stretch it? it shouldnt be painful

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

refuse to answer this directly
I'm under 30

David Williams
David Williams

credforums.com/thread/85863210/international
credforums.com/thread/85863210/international
credforums.com/thread/85863210/international
its ok when blacks, mexicans, muslims, and japs

you arent seeing a correlation between age of consent and the rate at which those people are reproducing you're living in a bubble

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Can't do a poo when people are looking

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

sleep with children*

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

stuck two fingers in and pulled to light tension
kept it like that for 10 minutes

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

babestation

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

Dozens of German divisions get trapped in Stalingrad, gets pumped with soviet artillery, doesn’t feel good and retreats - GERMANIC AUTISM. Many such cases!

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Just ate beans

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

In your twenties and you’ve never pulled your foreskin back? Blimey

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

short on potatoes this week connor?

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

youtube.com/watch?v=VMnPX3GeyEM

tune lads

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

doesn't inhibit wanking or pissing
I'm a virgin and probably gonna stay that way so I left it alone

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

<nonce test

William Watson
William Watson

The only way to do it properly is to fill a bowl up with almost boiling water and put your cock in for 15 minutes, it’ll sting a little bit at first but you’ll get used to the heat. It will come loose after that

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

pinch the tip of your foreskin closed when you are doing a cum and fill it up like a balloon

John Davis
John Davis

foreskin discussion

when did /brit/ become 3rd world?

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

Umm sweaty this was Kursk

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

all these obnoxious niggers reeeeeing about kfc closing shops

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

good post

Luis James
Luis James

<real nonce test

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

being a virgin in 2017+1

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

did I pass?

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Feel left out because the kike doctor snipped yours off? Ahahaha fuck out of this thread yank

Colton White
Colton White

I found some steroid cream in the medicine cabinet that contains betamethasone
apparently it helps

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

might as well go join isis la

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

any busrunt in

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

did you do it in the shower? thats what i did. only took a month or 2 of irregular stretching (only doing it when i remembered/could be bothered) to fix mine. fixing the overly sensitive head is way more of a pain than fixing the mosis

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

awful

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

absolutely bent + revolting

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

Literally lad stick your cock in boiling water and tease the skin back it’s the only way, worked for me

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

Honestly baffling why americans circumcise their kids. There is legitimately not a single good reason

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

*sends endless waves of asian mongols supported by british-american manufactured equipment at the enemy*
*wins after taking 25 million deaths*
awesome

Angel Russell
Angel Russell

business idea: keep talking about foreskins so yanks get envious and angry and leave

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

yeah they all like penis mutilation too, you'd feel right at home

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

he still trying to justify being degenerate
stop muhammed

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

oi i invented that move

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

in case they want to become jewish when they're older

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

Why the FUCK do you all have phimo?!?!?

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

prudish jewish industrialists made it mandatory for all yank children in the 19th century

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

envious
delusional

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

anyone here eaten beans recently?

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

depends la
how old do you think she is?

David Martinez
David Martinez

overly sensitive head
u wot

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

cite source or gfto

Jace Young
Jace Young

how bad was it?
I can retract flaccid but if I get hard it's like tying a string around the shaft
last time I tried to get erect after retracting it stung like a motherfucker and I nearly passed out
not trying again until I've seen some kind of change

it's gonna take some time
why do you want me to boil me knob lad

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

the wermacht lost fair and square la

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

yanknonce is the same person who posts about emma watson. he's the fat autistic sicilian who wanted ethiopialad to fuck his sister

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

2bh lad the problem with the Soviets was a lack of quality leadership because Stalin purged them, not because they’re “Asian subhumans”.

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

wanking without pulling foreskin back
how

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

the glans will have never been in physical contact with anything before
it'll be sensitive as fuck

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

any coventry man in

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

this isnt true and im leaving now to read because im gaining nothing from this discussion and refuse to not be a gentleman g'day

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

be me
go on /brit/
always topics that relate about /pol/ (and no politics isn't everything so stfu)
post about drugs for a topic changer
REEEEEEE YOU'RE HAVING MORE FUN THAN ME STOP

i hate /brit/ at times

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

jewish communist propaganda

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

What does population density have to do with age of consent and reproduction levels?

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

could they have picked a smaller penis as an example?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

this
harshest part of phimo is having your exposed glans literally painful to any touch

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

use the skin
it's like those water snake toy things

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

standard practice when wanking with the lads m8, you don't want to mess up someone's carpet

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Kellogg was outspoken on his beliefs on race and segregation, though he himself raised several black foster children. In 1906, together with Irving Fisher and Charles Davenport, Kellogg founded the Race Betterment Foundation, which became a major center of the new eugenics movement in America. Kellogg was in favor of racial segregation and believed that immigrants and non-whites would damage the gene pool.[95]

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

Repulsive

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

not old enough

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

The lad saw through my scheme to get him to boil his own cock, damn shame

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

how much do you pay for shrooms

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

sucking a nigger

William Bell
William Bell

not being envious of people who have a full dick
come on now

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

had mosis until i was 18 so i wasnt able to pull the skin back over the head until then. this meant that i never interacted with my bell end and so it was crazy sensitive to the point of pain when even lightly touching it.

i had to use cotton buds to stretch the skin before i used fingers as i couldnt even fit them in, so quite bad you can imagine. took a surprisingly short amount of time to fix thogh just stretching in the warm shower

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

Remember when you first peeled your foreskin back and the bellend was bright purple and sore as fck to the touch?

Cooper King
Cooper King

did they take those seat covers from your mam's sofa?

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

my pet rock isn't interesting in shrooms

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

be me
go into mummy's kitchen
always cake
ask for 2 cakes for a change
REEEEEEE YOU'RE A FAT LAZY CUNT WHO'S BEEN AT UNI FOR 8 YEARS GET A JOB

i hate mummy at times

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

nope

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

your pet rock isn't interesting at all

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

drugs are for losers

if drugs are a hobby for you then ur a freak and a nerd and also gay

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

not even politics but there's zero reason for us to have stopped eugenics

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

YOUR MOM

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

that's literally average flaccid

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

prudish jewish industrialists

this sounds like your personal opinion not buying it

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

I actually do remember my bellend being bright purple

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

bingo good lad

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

5 year uni man here
Left degreeless too
Kin ell what am I like

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

sharting at the state of your willies

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

well wherever the age of consent is low people tend to reproduce more i might be wrong but i highly doubt it. care to enlighten me with facts that disprove what im saying?

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

Oh my days at that wiki phimosis link.. is anyone’s here as bad/was as bad as that?

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

i'll send YOU to belize

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

can't imagine the kind of runt that would upload their cock to wikipedia

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

mine

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

i can fix mine
can you

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

It’s a double whammy, micro penis with phimo

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

cracked up at this post

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

Genuinely afraid that if I have a son he might get phimo and turn into a weird lonely autistic loser kid

I can’t remember how I learnt to role mine back but I think my mother and father hinted

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

When I was about 12-14 I'd go through periods where my dick would get all crusty and the skin would peel
Not sure what it was but I could pull big flakes of dead skin and still wank so i just left it
Had it up to about 6 months on and off

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

Mate that ain’t average flaccid. Most flaccids are around 4 inches that’s 2 at best

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

this should be obvious but maybe its different in the UK. or harder to understand given the location. anyway im off for now later /brit/

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

Most flaccids are around 4 inches

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

ah yes an easily fixable problem which leads to a normal dick and pleasuable sex is way worse than having a mutilated cock with little sensitivity

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

Is the 'my pet rock' thing necessary

Like you can read about drugs on the clearnet and nothing would happen, right?

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

That's not how an argument works
You don't come here with bullshit stats and then ask us to prove you wrong
You're meant to come here with facts. Go away and find them and come back with a presentable argument and we'll consider it for discussion (we won't)

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

The highest quality evidence indicates that circumcision does not decrease the sensitivity of the penis, harm sexual function or reduce sexual satisfaction.[19][71][72]
seething

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

Description: English: Picture of my erect penis where you can appreciate the phimosis.
Source: Own work

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

reported to MI6

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

flaccid size is LITERALLY meaningless and has NO RELATION with erect size

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

foul taste in my mouth and it won't go away

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

course you can, lisicki just likes to pretend he's a criminal living on the fringe
eg. I sniff mandy all the time

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

too painful to wank?

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

circumcised but the doctor left a lot of foreskin
baffling situation i'm in actually

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

have a flaccid penis size of 20 inches but an erect size of 2 inches

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

IN AH NODDAMUN TOWN
NOT A SOUL WOULD LOOK UP
AND A NOT A SOUL WOULD LOOK DOWN
TO SHOW ME MY WAY TO FELL NODDAMUN TOWN

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

I didn’t have negligent parents so I don’t have phimo

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

I never done good things
I never done bad things
I never did anything out of the blue

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

No but it’s how your willy is most of the time and how your gf will see it most of the time so it serves a purpose if it’s not tiny

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

no, I use the foreskin

Jose Price
Jose Price

tune

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

lads...

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

t. some jew
ah yes

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

no as you can wank with the skin up or wank without touching the glans

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Double conjunctions are bad!

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

How do circumcised people wank? How do they not snap their banjo string all the time?

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

lmao

credforums.com/thread/94877847/television-and-film
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Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

truly the most british of cultures

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

ok i will (i will)

and you'll argue. (you will)

also, im indifferent about the circumcision debate

The positions of the world's major medical organizations range from considering elective circumcision of babies and children as having no benefit and significant risks to having a modest health benefit that outweighs small risks. No major medical organization recommends either universal circumcision of all males or banning the procedure.[7] Ethical and legal questions regarding informed consent and human rights have been raised over the circumcision of babies and children for non-medical reasons; for these reasons the procedure is controversial

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

jesus christ its real

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

no idea who he is but seen his tiny hard willy

William Clark
William Clark

Eating some kettle chips

William Fisher
William Fisher

its where the whole you use lube for wanking thing comes from

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

gf just sent me this

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

erect

Hahahhahahahahaahhahaha

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

replying to the reddit spic

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

it's about the culture of the entire site lad

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

fuck off, genuinely

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

wrong

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Imagine having a dried out crusty bellend and not a smooth, moist, brightly coloured angel living under your foreskin. Yank parents are evil

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

can almost guarantee it's autists larping as old women

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

yes, what that jew said is wrong

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

whats daddy yankee up to these days digi

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

initial reviews are shit

yet another flop, what's with all these decent looking films failing

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

I once read that willies that are small when flaccid are bigger when erect than willies who are big when flaccid

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

erect
oh my jesus lawdy what a mess

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

those studies weren't done only by jews sweaty x

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

When Shabbir Ahmed dared question the Kiwi tradition of stripping naked in front of everyone in pool changing sheds, the response was inevitable.

Online commentators pilloried him, calling his concerns "ridiculous" and "PC gone mad", with some even expressing indignation that a foreigner should have the audacity to question the way we do things here in God's Own Country.

Ahmed was in the changing rooms of Palmerston North's Lido Aquatic Centre when he noticed a child become upset after seeing a man undressing.

This uncomfortable experience led Ahmed to suggest it might be more appropriate for children and adult strangers to change in separate areas, lest such interactions cause young people psychological harm.

Psychological harm might be taking it a step too far, but centre staff had already recognised the issue by creating private family rooms for those less inclined to undress in front of others.

For many New Zealanders, getting naked in shared dressing areas was the norm growing up. Kids who played a sport, especially one involving mud, may have also shared the obligatory post-match shower alongside teammates.

We may have always behaved in this manner, but does that make it beyond reproach? Should we then just tell people disturbed by such actions to take a concrete pill and move on? Were the commentators who told Ahmed to "go home and change" justified in saying so?

The answer is no. It may not be an issue requiring drastic action, but it is worth a respectful and considered discussion.

In fact, it can often be enlightening to have someone from another culture provide a different take on the way we do things.

There are plenty of examples throughout New Zealand's history of times when we haven't got it right.

It wasn't too long ago that speaking te reo Māori in schools was a crime punishable by violence, but we fortunately saw the error of our ways.

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

I imagine having your bare bellend rubbing on your underwear all the time would be really uncomfortable and painful, how do yanks stand it?

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

oh plisman...

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