Could Cesar Millan calm down Krypto?
Could Cesar Millan calm down Krypto?
No?
he would fuck the stupid dog
motherfucker is awesome
You shut your whore mouth.
make me
Could he kick him into submission?
trick question krypto is already a good dog
now what you gotta ask yourself is if cesar could get lockjaw to stop teleporting into random houses and then taking a shit and teleporting away
if that is it problem I wouldn't need to call cesar
this is hilarious
have you seen how big lockjaw is compared to a normal dog
think of how big his shit must be
and he can go ANYWHERE
he could teleport into fort knox and shit all over all the gold and destroy our economy
he could teleport inside the blood banks and shit there and contaminate everything
he could derail the government by teleporting into the senate building and taking a huge shit when they're in a meeting
no one could stop him
no one
and?
I'm really failing to see your point
this is funny as fuck
a giant fucking dog, appears into an house and dump the biggets turd ever and disapears
if I ever saw something like that I would die a happy man
and thinking in the world as a hole he would dhit more in the sea than anywhere
dogs have no morals and no logic
nobody would be able to predict where he strikes next, not even cesar
why did we program the sentinels to hunt mutans
the real threat was right under our nose this whole time
we were fools
You people are greatly underestimating Cesar Milan's knowledge of dog psychology.
He would clearly use the Satan Claw to rub Lockjaw's face in the massive shit he took in the President's office.
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>if I ever saw something like that I would die a happy man
You say that, but wait for when it's YOUR house he shits in.
I have 2 dogs
I clean shits everyday
You should train your dogs better.
they shit in the only place in the house they should shit
the only time they shat outside there they got fucked
forget about where he shits what about his shit? Is it special shit? Like if I eat it do get superpowers?
yeah with these
lockjaw is so big that you'd have to use one of these!
Cesar Millan is a hack and his techniques cause anxiety in dogs.
user asking the important questions here.
You could probably sell it so people could put it in their yards to scare away bears.
you're a fool
even the thing couldn't housetrain lockjaw
>teleporting into the senate building and taking a huge shit when they're in a meeting
He sounds like a hero.
even thanos couldnt do it!
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You're actually an idiot
>Implying this man hasn't saved many a rambunctious household from total dog-mination.
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