ITT: Worst superheroes

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The best image to come from ancap threads.

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>86324718
>doesn't give a single crap while other superheroes feel all bad

OP and I actually agree but that's just because he's a lizard, humanity chooses to suck and in fiction, cities are worth saving.

You're just mad that your country doesn't have a heroic monster whose only purpose is to destroy and fight and not trying to fuck girls smaller than his dick.

ugh
I really like this picture
Are those contacts? Holy shit

>just because he's a lizard
When will this meme end

If there were an American Godzilla, its penis would be inevitably bigger than Nipzilla's. Muh dicku

>If there were an American Godzilla
>if

I'm sorry user for misgendering what is clearly a big bird hipped scaly dog.

There are TWO american Godzillas.

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>misgendering
That's not the issue at all, he's a dude and has always been...

There is one Godzilla that was born in Japan, but technically, because of American nukes. This is the only logical issue you could have with that post so let's go with that.

>implying

He is actually a hero. He's doing his best from stopping the cancer that is humans.

In actuality, all "heroes" or only helping the greater evil

You are really taking this whole thing too figurative

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Technically, three.

>godzilla
>hero

He is literally neither hero nor villain

actually the best image to come from South American Reddit

Four?

youtube.com/watch?v=1b2CtgkwJQA

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It doesn't end there...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs

Couldn't they just take the gun then try to run away?

Barkleygoji is not in America, unless you assume he joins the Lakers.

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>Worst superheroes

youtube.com/watch?v=jEKZITnmkoU#t=9m48s

Prove me wrong OP

With the power and technology available to those guys earth should be an utopia.

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I mean, if you think about it, couldn't he use reverse time to save so many people

I mean we forgive him because he's christopher reeve and GOAT, but still

>user doesn't have time-manipulation powers
>he thinks he can question those who do

If you could even comprehend the timey-wimey bullshit that Supes has to put up with, then maybe you'd understand why he uses it so rarely.

Five of them.
youtube.com/watch?v=XqbbRj3ekCo

christopher reeve reverse time with stem cell research

not his fault, snickers is one hell of drug .You'll do horrible shit for a choco-nutty-caramal covered-nougatty snack

They did nothing wrong.

>Godzilla
>hero

He's an antihero

Why the hell would you post a picture like that if you want her to look bad.

Schierke?

They really didn't. They were just big animals. And with how boring and stupid the humans were in that movie, I was really rooting for the MUTOs. Then Godzilla was finally allowed to be on screen and murdered them.

They're fucking retards
>screams "FUCK ME" calls to each other when there's alpha predators around
>doesn't immediately leave alpha predator's territory and instead tries to do a meetup while looking for dem delicious nukes
>had the entire pacific to make babbies and they do it in the middle of San Francisco
They deserved everything they got

The coach from mean girls was right, if you have sex you'll get pregnate and you'll die

in the most spectacular of fashions.

They sure knew how to build a climax, the entire theater was cumming.

Hydramind

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>not "SKREE AOORR" with a Japanese/English subtitle

I just fucking figured out what's wrong with this panel

His suit doesn't have the fucking wings anymore so it looks bald and weird

>Implying
The recent American Godzilla was a better Superman movie than Man of Steel

>You can be defeated by an older, wiser, stronger version of yourself

K

That's the point tho

Godzilla also caused less damage to the city than superman.

So is the cartoon Zilla the one that got killed in Final Wars? Pretty bad way for it to go out if so.

He didn't reverse time, he went so fast he traveled back in time

The cartoon isn't canon to any of the actual godzilla series. The Zilla that was killed in final wars was either from the 98 movie or more likely, just as a joke

So he is basically a gay priest?

Ug, kids on my internet.

I don't know if you're dumb or what

But I'm saying of fucking course PG can beat Supergirl

So take the gun and you both die.... or take the grenade and only you die?

Is she retarded?

Yes. That's why I posted it.

This. Godzilla gives no shits about selfish humans and their pursuits. He just wants to fuck cunts up.

Is Godzilla just a kaiju sized Chad Thundercock?

No. He's a very large animal with a nasty disposition.

But he talks and stuff.

Millennium. Same suit as Godzilla: 2000 and Godzilla vs Megaguirus

>implying that Godzilla is an American icon/monster just because one of our studios made his last movie

I mean, even IF that was the case, all it really served to do was balance out the sexual assault that was the 1994 catastrophe.

I've never really seen Godzilla as a hero desu. At least, not now that I've thought about it a bit. I mean, really, he's just a pissed off dinosaur equivalent of an old dude wanting noisy retards to get off his lawn. It's not like he's hunting down some evil in the world on a regular basis, it's just more like
>Finally, I can sit down and do whatever it is big ass dinosaurs do on their day off
>The hell was that? Is another one of those space faggots shitting up Japan again?

Best superhero

Batman

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You can't thread your own post, you obtuse brain hemorrhage.

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goteem, you gay faggot. get PRANKED

You can't really call him a hero since just walking around will cause millions of dollars of damage and he's got no care about how many people he kills, not to mention all the innocent nuclear submarines he eats. Sure he's saving the Earth most of the time but that's mostly because it's just his territory

whut