Aqua Teen Quotes

It's more funny when you do it as a call and response.

Like in every other ATHF thread.

Faggot.

Truly, they were... An aqua teen, hunger force.

YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON!

>I'm usin' a feminist icon to pay for a sex act! The irony is not lost on me!

>Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

Master Shake's delivery is perfect, never fails to crack me up.

>And that's where babies come from... FOR MACHINES!

haha epic Cred Forums culture rite?

This will only hurt once but damn, will it hurt

>Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, INTERNATIONALLY. But know this: I wrap my rascal two times, 'cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.

>We should've cloned twentys, Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.

Global Grilling is a really under-appreciated episode.
>Ya'll suck. I wish Superman was here. I'd be like "Ey Superman, you mow the lawn while you're here?", and he'd be like "Yeah. I'm Superman. I know how to work the mower."

I love Carl grieving over the loss of his father's homemade sex tapes.

>I love you, dad! And all those money shots!

>So is he not replicating it or...
>No, he's hotwiring it.
>Shoot, I was hoping I'd learn something. Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?
>Yeah, it sure is.
>How did I ever evolve from the ancient dinosaur? I tell you. I wish I had some of their stuff, man. Like them tails. Them tails that make them fly.
>Shut UP, damn!

INSIDE OUT?

>that one episode where Carl wrote an album about Anne Frank

>Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card. That doesn't make you better than me! You see, nobody gives me credit because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time. So I gotta work for what I have!

youtube.com/watch?v=RwtG-Y1zpvg

>Yeah that's right, made from used condoms!

>dat says duh bibble
>YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?

Nice head...

I think I'll take it

>Tonight...you.
>It's not raydolf, its adolf... As it Hitler... I AM HITLER

I loved the 30 minute finale, but the real final episode was about as perfect ending for the show as I could expect.

>Your tattoo is racist.
>Sorry, I'm a white supremacist now.

>tfw I was too young to understand any of the jokes when I watched through this

Is it worth a rewatch now that I am a big boy who can legally put a penis into a vagina?

Daddy?

NEXT DOOR... jackass.

Go for it.

Ain't nobody ever beat Chess Dragon. Not even me. And I'm retarded.

OH GOD THE BODY'S REJECTING THE HEAD

What makes this show so funny?

great delivery of well written jokes

>Oh you think you're the expert? Let's see how much your ass knows about flying!

It's hard to pin down but I think it's a combination of the lines and the delivery they are given. Willis has always been a good writer (he wrote some of the best episodes of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast), but with VAs like Dana (and Willis of course, who's Carl is fucking legendary) who nailed their characters to a T, the end result works out fantastically.

Total Recarl is such a quotable episode.

>Where's the button that takes me to the lawyer, so I can sue the hell outta you?

>wegotussomemedicalwaste.com

>Ya gotta study me, like a pupil! LIKE A PUPIL!

>AND YOU'RE GONNA PLUG HIM IN?
>Damn, you're right, what was I thinking?

>Fart you, butthole.

>OK, but is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up looking like THAT, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it

Shake slowly starting to sing along with the kid's show.

DO YOU WANT SOME BALONEY?

Oh, he's not a boy anymore, he's a man.
CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME.

>YOU MAKE YOUR HOUSE BLEED RIGHT NOW

Yes that us right.
>MUCUS MEN, CONGEST HIM

>ACCEPTABLE

>Listen to me Randy. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside. Whether you're white, or black or a Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
>Forget it Meatwad, I'm a circus freak. And that's all I'll ever be.
>...Whatever.

I always liked that they directly namedrop the show for no reason without any prompt. Just felt like a good time for that joke, and the timing was perfect.

see image name, also related;

>why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?

my Cred Forumsmrades of exceptional taste, I think that was the first episode of the show I saw and is still one of my favorites

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

>Sex with animals! There's no time man!

>Hey, who's your dead friend? He's dead.

>I don't know if they're Alaskan King, but they feel huge...

Uh... What are you doing here?

Santa Claus did not die for our sins!

>Welcome... to this horse's anus

Tonight, you will get your dick ripped off.

....That doesn't sound right, does it?

Any fans of Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week?

youtube.com/watch?v=tM08p2sxDVE

I'm not even a sports fan, yet somehow I find it hilarious.

Helps Carl and my dad like and hate all the same teams

youtu.be/OeJ5GvrgE8A

It's fucking golden, I just wish there was a more reliable way to watch all of it.
>The Turf Whisperer Saga
>"Back in those days, if ya wanted to look at boobs on the A-Train, you had to pull out a skin mag. Like a barbarian"
>"He'll feed my fingers to his Rottweiler, Lasagna Al Dente"
>"The League has finally achieved parity, because Oakland is a Parody of a real team"
>The Early Cuyler episodes

>YOU MUST GIVE OF YOURSELF TO THE GREAT RED APE
>Okay, how much?
>SEXUALLY
>Wonderful

Hey, y'all. I'm Mister Mister. I get pissed, you get mist.

>THE DRUM SOLO OF LIFE

>It's like I tell my son, "Shut yer mouth and take yer beatin!"
>Go Dawgs Sic Em!
Squidbillies is the only solace I take in a post-ATHF cancelled world.

I preferred it back when it was just called "Carl's Pissed"
youtube.com/watch?v=Ez8_4r7GD00

LOOKS LIKE THE AQUA TEEN BACK IN THE HOUSE, AND SCHOOLY D BACK ON THE MIC, BABY!

IT'S BEEN SO LONG, YOU THOUGHT I LEFT YOU
BUT I WAS IN JAIL WITH MY NEPHEW
I NEEDED THAT BAIL, SO I KEPT YOU
I BET YOU THOUGHT I LET YOU
TAKE MY NAME, MY GAME
AND MAKIN' THAT MONEY MY THANG
YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
THAT FRYLOCK IS THE MAN
YES YES YA'LL, TO THE BEAT YA'LL
I GOT A CALL FROM VISHAL
I WAS STANDIN' IN MY KITCHEN
SAID HE HAD A MISSION
SAID THEY NEEDED SOME NEW TRANSITIONS
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
SCHOOLY D I'M BACK OF COURSE

youtu.be/MlqEKTqXd2o

>And who won in the summer of 97?
>The Florida Gators, but we ain't discussin' that, why the hell you gotta bring that up now?
>And if the Gators snatch the well-deserved victory from the Bulldogs, I swear to god I'm going over to Florida, I'm gonna find me one of those palm trees that is so precious to them, and I'm gonna poison it!

>I used to think Packers fans wore blocks of cheese on their heads so the Raiders fans knew who to stab easier.

Powers. I got' em.

youtube.com/watch?v=vqicyqXobZA

This scene. This fucking scene. Shake not only choosing to stay in a hell he created, but to mutilate himself to find some relief and Frylock's total indifference to it.

>Are you there?...........ASSHOLE!

>Aaw, is this your bastard?
>DA-DA-DA-DA-DADDY!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=QBI1Dhn66Xg

>"Thus is why you should listen to me when I'm shouting at you outside your house in LA at 4 am, instead of just filing another Restraining Order we both know I'm not going to listen to. I'm not doing this for my health! I'm doing it because I'm sauced and you don't live in a gated community!"

Its important that I not leave this tent until the graft fully takes hold of my muscles...because this is my skin now...oh God...

>Dante...please extend me some credit so that I too, might be able to bet on the sporting event where the guy did jail time for bringing the gun into the club.
>Hey, hey watch it! He got a constitutional right to bear arms....in a dance club.

Oooooh... Billywitchdoctor.com feeel, more comfortable. With chicken.

One...convenient location...Africa...

Yeah, that's just I want to do. Get NUDE in ya house.

I hope he's going to continue with these for the 2016 season.

Well if he is, he better get off his fat ass and cover some ground, 'cause it's Week 2, and I don't see no Stone Cold Locks for this season yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=q2S7ks4xEc4
this whole thing. carl was too good for this world

According to Willis' twitter, they'll be doing them once the playoffs start. Not ideal, but at least we get to see Carl again.

the magician making people dissapear before offing himself was hilarious

>WHO SET THIS ON HEAD GAMES?

"and mustard...dijon mustard."

I love the Broodwich.

>No mention of the Mooninites
Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch slap and a moon spanking, nerds.

you better use the quad glazer

"No, I'M the basketball."
"HE'S NEVER BEEN THERE!"

>I hope they can see this, because Im doing it as hard as I can

>You with all the great plans: you shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back... in a big way.

somewhere, drippy is still waiting for an unmoving block of energy to kill him

So are the members of Click-Click-Click-Click-Click-Click-Click via firing squad.

I did know something you didn't.

But it wasn't that.

>Is this where I go to kill all them gay prostitutes?

>Then they go to Burger Trench and order 1 of my shakes because they cannot fight the hunger inside them. It imprisons them. You can tell that they are criminals because they are wearing masks over their eyes and they have stripped suits. Then they are shown being arrested. The commercial is very long and in SURROUND SOUND.

forgot they originally debuted on space ghost

Bible Fruit is hands down the most realistic depiction of hardcore religious people I've ever seen in any medium.

>No, no rum for me. Just Jesus thank you.

My favorite line by far was "Yes, you are...a sorry sack of tangerine bitch!". But honestly, every god damn line from those fruits is quotable.

Master Shake: Hey, where ya been, man? Was looking for ya, I called ya last Christmas, yer mom said the chicken face was on bone-row!

>what about Shake?
>What about him?
>That's what I said boy. BA-BA-BOOM!

They didn't. That was a pilot pitch they used later on a CN New Years special.

Yeah, but it doesn't have bacon.

>Ah physical fitness. Whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, OK? But you're a sucker. You're getting fed this line, like, how you're gonna live forever or whatever. You're gonna die. Someone will kill ya. Someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure your abs are freaking ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry, that's how it works.

Fucking amazing.

>Did your ass get enough WINGS?
>Er, you tell me, does this LOOK like I got enough?
>Hey Carl, can you give me your celery?
>No! I need it for fiber.

>...that's why you gotta eat your boogers

>I didn't ask for a butt load of organs. I said ass load

>Just being around you kinda makes me wanna die

>Wait, this is an illusion? Of course! That's why Carl can't get his fill of wings
>Well, that and the more obvious reason. I mean, the man's a glutton.

I always love Carl's music references.

>It's hard as hell out there. All I can think about is sex, and some song called "Tonight Long Stick Goes Boom."

>Listen, there's only one Queen I listen to, and they are the champions, my friend.

>Woah, Jesus had metal hair, like Hetfield back when he was RIDIN' THE LIGHTNING

>I go to a different drum, like a 30 minute solo, like that dude from Foghat. That's my drummer, that dude from Foghat.

>Yeah, but will it do the ultimate song - Boston's More Than a Feeling?

>But with permanent devil-horns on his hand, everyone will finally know where Jason Pierre-Paul stands with Swedish metal band Krokus.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXVtC_AN3o

>you're a pretty big guy

>youtube.com/watch?v=RxbkgO-SCGk
>You can't do that! It's never been tested for undersea-battle?
>Well then I guess we're gonna test it, ain't we Napkin Lad?
>You're a madman!
>It's good to be something!

> Why? Why is it always the best people... that gotta take time out of their day... to see dumbasses get buried?

For some reason I can't find a place to watch it online. I've only seen clips.
>I was making a birdhouse high on crystal meth, and I lost three fingers
>I was feverishly trying to finish it, and I wasn't making good choices.

Him singing The Ocean might be my favorite one, it's just too hard to quote with text.

Here's another good one:

>Are you ready to Work for the Weekend? Because I'm about to Turn you Loose to Hot Girls in Love........man how come it ain't working?
>Because those are Loverboy songs Err , and Loverboy has always sucked.
>Oh no they don't, I saw them at Madison Square in '83 and they kicked ass!

Him singing The Ocean is my favorite due to the other Zeppelin references in the scene
>the sirens being a reference to the cover art for Houses of the Holy
>Carl's cock and balls bulging out like Robert Plant's

The sirens are hardly a HoTH reference, since they're not 8 years old or anything.

>Meatwad get the door its Dracula

I died at that line as a kid

Everyone keeps quoting that part but the scene where they play basketball gets me everytime.

I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but Carl had a big influence on my musical tastes as a teen. I got into Foreigner because of the objectively-perfect second Mooninites episode.

I think it's funny that Carl actually made it out alive in that episode.

What do you think he did with the million dollars

Don't be, besides the lack of self respect and general poor life choices. He would make for a pretty swell guy

>I WANNA PWAY WACECAW!

I grew up in a fundie family going through a string of crazy-ass American-Protestant churches, and I can 100% verify this.

>Jesus gives people obstacles so that they can win... he... plays a beautiful trick on us.

OOOOH

GO IN, GO IN!

GET IN THAT NET, YOU CRAZY WHOOORE!!!

>Early was on CSCLoTCoTW
Wait, WHAT? I need specifics stat.

>What did you say to her to make her leave?
>I don't know.I stopped paying attention, like, two hours ago.All I heard was, "blah, blah, blah, period.I'm on my period.
>Just on and on and on and gababababa!
>Blip blop blippity doo!
>God.I try to say one lie about myself and my fake achievements, and it's like I'm talking to a wall.
>They're all like that.They're all like, "now that dinner's paid for, I got to go.My shell has broken open, and now I got to go to another galaxy. Freaking molting bitches.

He took over for two episodes
youtube.com/watch?v=KYa8gy3vOvE

Carl, where are you when the league is full of grandstanding Jackasses.

>Look, I'm sorry I botched your operation. But both the judge and jury agreed that I was *drunk*...and you still pulled a gun on me and forced me to operate on you because you didn't wanna pay full price

Really, the entire episode of Rocket Horse and Jet Chicken is golden. It's one of my favorite episodes of the series.

>Idle hands spend time at the genitals and you know how much god hates that

>I need money to pay for my dialysis. The doctor says I'm not supposed to drink but... I do.

No bacon?!