/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Post top 3 songs in no particular order

youtube.com/watch?v=6OWq38TikzU
youtube.com/watch?v=ss7rLjGAlQE
youtube.com/watch?v=EUM5LKy2PNs

Best diamond
Sweetest diamond
Kindest diamond
Dindu diamond

>not lapis
Pleb

I wasn't there for the immediate reaction for Onion Gang but I'm surprised more people didn't make a big thing of Vidalia painting a tasteful nude portrait of Yellowtail in their driveway. Fucking lost it when I saw it. It's amazing how much characterization you can fit in a moment like that.

Eventually.

I lov u jasper

Dead Diamond

>thiccest diamond

She looks fucking nasty in that picture.

So what if vidalia had problems whit onion birth and rose help her?

fight me

>that pic
>Imagine Steven and Connie going on a solo adventure
>a followup to Buddy's Book, where Steven and Connie use the journal to explore some place they haven't been
>They go to the Palanquin
>Shit goes down

Probably not gonna happen like that, but I would love to see Steven using Lion/the warp pad more openly for shit.

I will kill myself if pink diamond turns out to be evil

Does anyone else like looking at speculative fanart made from before certain episodes aired? I wonder how off the Jasperdemption art from the past 2 months is going to be down the road.

Gimme tons of Pearl/ mystery girl for my folder!

Ya know, she's several thousand years old, you'd think she'd be a better dancer. Especially with the whole "dance to sync for fusing" thing.

>Ruby and Sapphire have an ice cream night
>Ruby gets the ice cream
>it fucking melts
>"WELP THEN I GUESS WE'RE HAVING A MILK NIGHT"
>it fucking evaporates
>"FUCK IT WE'RE ORDERING OUT"
>the phone burns
>"SAPPHIRE HELP"

>"I said never"
As in her speech, "I'm never letting you go"?

RUBIS is the most tragic character.

I assume so!

Poor ruby, without sapphire she can't find her chill.

Ruby would look cute in wheelchair

>I said never

hnnngh

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Aye, it's gonna really suck if it turns out she's a mean bitch like the other Diamonds.

Honestly, and it's a huge stretch, but I'm hoping both Pink and White are nicer diamonds. both of their murals are noticably with upturned eyes as if they were smiling, whereas Yellow and Blue are downward facing.

Amethyst shape shifts herself a massive cock.

Describe that cock please.

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>you turn in a terrible performance at work
>this shows up on your desk the next day

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I would be ecstatic

WHAT'S
HER
NAME

GARBANZO

Heisenberg.

I want to suffocate between garnets thighs

I haven't watched the show since before the Summer of Steven started; how have the episodes been since then? Is it worth picking back up?

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>life diapers

INTRO 3 FUCKING WHEN

How old is this image?

Not great.
I honestly wouldn't bother.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>That image
fixed it for you

So, it begins anew, eh Nameposter?

>pearl the pussy pounder
>pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade

s'okay

>Connie and Amethyst get to fuse with Steven before Greg does

WHAT THE FUCK, SUGAR? AGHHH IM SO AGHHH

You already posted them.

Fucking never

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>Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade
>Pearl "my body is an illusion but tonight your vag I'm bruising" the Renegade
>Pearl "pop it for a real gem like me" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's chub, then she's getting that rub" the Renegade
>Pearl "spilling spaghetti but still scoring" the Renegade
>Pearl "no muff too tough" the Renegade
>Pearl "can't juke the zuke so I eat her till she poof" the Renegade
>Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade
>Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade
>Pearl "make it thicc make it quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "giant woman get me hummin" the Renegade
>Pearl "strip Greg's van for spaceship plans" the Renegade
>Pearl "u lucky he holding me back senpai I'd peck the shit outta you" the Renegade
>Pearl "just 'lion around' till I find a vag to pound' the Renegade
>Pearl "6000 year two beer queer" the Renegade
>Pearl "got the authority to endanger a minority" the Renegade
>Pearl "Rose didn't have a lion but she give me succ like I'm dying" the Renegade
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff"
>Pearl "keep your stance wide, plunder deep inside"
>Pearl "Cunt Destroyer" Renegade
>The renegade "if she's 8 feet tall, give me a call" Pearl
>Pearl "Lion Licker Bean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "Lion Licker The Pussybean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "No Slouch for the Prize Pouch" the Renegade
>Pearl "If She a Thicc Dime it's Kevin Time" the Renegade
>Pearl "Make the date rape play with gay ballet" the Renegade
>Pearl "Real Human Bean for the Thicc Girl Dream" the Renegade
>Pearl "Wherever I am, I must always thirst" the Renegade
>pearl "body made of light, but she's never had pussy this tight"
>pearl "driving the dondai, gonna eat you like a sundae"
>pearl "I'm over the past, but hairy pink vargubas make me cum fast"
>Pearl "AJ in my hand I'm not concerned" the Renegade
>Pearl "I could show you how to ride tongue, in the real way" the Renegade

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>wanting to see that gay shit
so happy Sugar is a fan of based yuri, not counting that saucy EEnE fanart I guess

Of course she is evil. She aligned herself against Earth.

She might be charming and likable though.

no. you stop that.

Not until Peri gets her star at the end of this season.
Next year

Now, when the ending song will get to lyrics, that may actually happen soon after the hiatus is done.

Would Pearl give Amy a nice sisterly handy?

I can't possibly believe that we will go all of season 4 without an update.

Paradot and Lapis are now major characters but get 0 representation in the intro. Amythest got another wardrobe change, etc.

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Earth belonged to Pink Diamond and she wanted to live on it and make a bunch of gem babies on it you dumb motherfucker

Sugar is a fan of yaoi as seen from her online past. She's a fujoshi.

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I want to see a father and son bonding you sicko. Stop thinking with your dick.

why did SU introduce characters we'll never see again three episodes in a row?

>new episode is just steven hanging out with autistic children all day

When are they going to advance the plot? Or are they planing on dragging this shit out for 10 seasons?

Best Gem.

Worst Gem.

KUSKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pearls aren't gems.

Man, I definitely laughed harder than I should have.

what if blue diamond saw you and thought you were cute so she picked you up and put you in her robe squished against two blooples

You sound like a dirty xeno. You deserve a heretics death.

(Repost from last thread) Does anybody know where I can find those old Ocean Gem storyboards where Lapis had the crazy-looking hair?

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>Going on hiatus
>Still no update from Peridot's twitter
>No update from Ronaldo's blog

Is it cause she's gone? When will Zuke return to us and give us more meme dorito updates and shipping?

I'M LOSING

THEN STOP PLAYING HANZO YOU FUCK
SWITCH TO SUPPORT

I JUST WANT PINK DIAMOND TO BE MY MOM

Rebecca Sugar is a qt
this has been your daily reminder

>YOUR DIAMOND IS DEAD
>NO ONE WILL EVER FUSE WITH YOU FOREVER
>THE BRAT HATES YOU
>YOU FALL INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH
>YOUR FUSION GETS SPLIT APART BY MELONS OF WATER THAT LOOK LIKE ROOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>THE PERIDOT IS A TRAITOR

OH DIAMOND IS THERE EVEN A POINT ANYMORE

>/ss/ adventure
lapis and Pearl approve

Hopefully never because she killed herself

I've known since like mid 2012 baby.
She was super cute in that one short video of her singing an Adventure Time song while Pen Ward stood behind her facing a corner to make her feel less embarrassed.

nice meme game, faget.

imagine Ian's cheeks

STEP OFF
IF YOU FIND ONE LMK

link this please

ALL THESE LITTLE THINGS SEEM TO

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Let me find.

"so what are you guys in for"

Jasper...had a hard life. She-

She needs some time to rest.

imagine Ian's dick

I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU, FAKER!

Favorite comic covers?

for....sexual?

This

GARBANZO GARBANZO!!!

I'd ask her if she knows how to use the shells.

>tfw no suitcase sam fanart

garbanzo
garbanzo!
GARBANZO!

Got you senpai
rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/22161034335/not-just-your-little-girl-the-video-demo-since

I love Pen's dancing.

If Jasper enjoyed fucking a dog, just wait until her egoistic ass gets a load of a TIGER

>he has two eyes

thank you!

But, that would mean sex, with Jasper would be...

No problem friendo

I didn't know i had this fetish.

So, after looking through the past regenerations we've seen, I've come to the conclusion that gems DO NOT cycle through past regenerations when reforming. Those forms we see are basically pearl "designing her character"

As you can see, they dont line up with forms we have a record of her taking, either in the show, or in early drafts such as the promo posters, pilot and extended opening.

It also explains why steven never saw her regenerate in all this time

...incredibly painful.

>he thinks having an eyepatch is only for people missing an eye
>He doesn't know how pirates used them for being able to adjust to low light inside the ship on the fly.

>Rebecca's stuff from her time on AT got like a few thousand notes
>Now she usually pushes over 10,000+
Really happy for her, lady deserves it.

What would mean sex?!

>tfw no suitcase sam as jetstream sam

There have been some pretty great episodes, also some relatively shit ones. I'd say it's worth it

YOU'RE A SMALL HUMAN

Can someone host a room on that Drawpile program? I wanted to try it out but I don't want to host.

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>Complaining about meme games when you're posting in a general about a meme show

4u

I really like the middle concept art design. It doesn't match up with that middle regeneration though, it looks more like her 90s regeneration.

WE

Got some new content for you family.
> Renegade "formed Opal, got your pussy in a chokehold" Pearl
> Renegade "This nose ain't just for attracting mates" Pearl
> Renegade "Need to revisit space as much as I need pink cunny in my face"
> Renegade "Greg cucc me" Pearl

You're wrong there though user.
>First form
She looks nothing like Poster Pearl. Her hair is clearly more stiff/prominent, and her outfit has huge frills on it.
That shit is almost certainly her first form, from before the rebellion.
>Second form
That one is the only real callback like you pointed out. Also, it doesn't really fit in since her form from The Answer should be next logically and it's not there at all.
>third form
That one is 90s Pearl. The one with the legwarmers. It's not that other poster pearl.

Really the only one that's off is the second form.

>No will never be friends and hang out with Rebecca or any other cool maker of the show

I'd rather stick with my regular friends.

when will Steven put Pearl in her place?

I wanna be friends with Sugar
someone make this happen please

did either of you even bother to read my post?

Hopefully soon before the thing starts truly thinking it's equal to other gems.

I think this is sfw enough

made a room called /sug/, give it a try

that's quite pretty user.

Pearl "I don't like to eat but maybe I'll try female meat" the Renegade
Pearl "I get a stubby when I see it's chubby" the Renegade
Pearl "does she look like Rose, then my arousal arose" The Renegade
Pearl "Always a criminal, nothin pearlsonnel" the Renegade

Steven is trying to fix Pearl He's been in repair mode since Mr. Greg.

So based on their lack of any real 'biology' gems would be largely un affected by radiation right?

>that episode where it was revealed that pearl is a pedophile

It's by Lemonflavor. I just wanted to post it.

very cute

Here go
Goood

Do you think it would affect their gemetic code

as long as she doesn't touch steven i don't care

oh okay, I was gonna say I see work by that artist sometimes and they seem really popular, would be surprised if they were in /sug/.

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how many pearls is too many

OH GOD WHERE'S SAPPHIRE HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN SAPPHIRE I NEED SAPPHIRE SHE WENT TO GO GET SOMETHING AND IT'S BEEN A MINUTE AND I'M SCARED HELP

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Right.

There's nothing there.

There's never too many pearls

She's busy not roleplaying

Too late for that

God damn hoe, are you that thirsty for the slushie.

She's getting oil for the wheelchair

i found her

Kek

Bare feet and combat boots are such a nice design difference.

Yeah, and I just reread it.
You said she doesn't cycle through her regens.
I said, yeah, she does. The only missing form is her War form which is replaced with Pilot Pearl as a callback.

Amethyst clearly went through the past regens she had that episode when she reformed too.

they might not show us every form, but they do show us specific forms for a reason, which includes Pearl's weird first form and her 90s form.

DELET THIS

What the fuck is wrong with you

Why is Jasper so upset? Is she racist?

What is this?

Rewatch Barn Mates and find out

Did Pearl lose the dress when she got stabbed and had to regenerate or whatever?

How is everyone?

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So, is it a coincidence that there have been a ton of shooting stars in the background after the Bismuth episode?

Pearls are the best kind of gems

I want all of them

DYING

>just spilling the syrup all over the bed

What the fuck, Steven.

You can never own too many Pearls.

Nigga, You stealin' My art?

Who should I draw next?

>"This is life for you now, ENDLESS SUFFERING"
>"Zoltron sees sadness in your future, no matter what you do."
>"WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END"
>“I don’t need you to pity me. That’s the one thing I can do myself.”
>Ominous as fuck ending song

We're gonna get some drama bombs soon.

KEK

Try again, I think it should work this time.
It's a program for people to draw together like flockdraw

Homeworld is coming

Yes

i laughed, thank you user

Bob
Hopal
Malacute
Stevaroni
Stanky Fartz
Sugamahbugah
Alexandrite the Fourth

REAL
/SS/
HOURS

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Big brutish soldier vs little angelic witch make me go doki doki

Is Lamar Autistic?

((Draw)) Bismuth

huh, you're right. So then what the hell is up with Pearl's forms. Did she get poofed 8 times between the first episode and when steven moved in?

>extended opening
>pre-pilot 1
>pre-pilot 2
>post-pilot
>unknown form 1
>pilot
>unknown form 2
>start
>current

Jesus christ. was she legitimately trying to kill herself after rose died?

youre welcome user have a lewd ____leg

Draw motherfucking Pink Diemund

lemme see

Is Steven Universe a rock opera?

It was the Rubies' ship

GET

I tried twice, it didn't work. I can visit other rooms just fine.

Are you the same person that hosted before?

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in

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I want to see them fuck like rabbits.

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>bismuth episode
Nigga, we got a ton of shooting stars all through the steven nuke and nothing came of it. From Mr. Greg onward.

People thought maybe Homeworld was coming, but nothing happened besides the Rubies coming back.

the

varguba

No, sorry, I don't know why it's working. If you wanted to try drawing privately it seems you don't actually have to join a session to draw.

Here's Bob

of

IF YOU DON'T GO TO /TRASH/ DURING HIATUS ONCE THREADS ARE BANNED PERIDOT WILL CRY

and STEVEN

>Jasper wears boots
>Peridot wears socks
>Lapis is barefoot

They implied that Amethyst reformed constantly in the past, yet she only had those forms from the episode, her 90s form, and her pilot form.

They show us past regens, but not all their past regens.
That just makes the ones they do show us more important, especially with Pearl's first form being so weird.

I couldn't care less how Perishit feels.

garnet

Good, fucking little meme gremlin deserves it.

They did straight up tell us that she had an insane tendency to let herself get poofed to protect Rose. Maybe when Steven was a baby she did the same thing with common household dangers.
>"STEVEN, DON'T EVER PLAY WITH ELECTRICAL OUTLETS"
>She shoved a fork into the outlet and poofs

What did they mean by this

NOBODY GO TO /TRASH/

I want Jasper and Lapis to relapse and fuse again

Just saying "barefoot" makes Little Stevie get excited

I'll probably be there every once in a while.

While I'm there, I can get lewd edit requests without worrying about the blue board rules.

>implying that would make me feel bad

I was able to find the session, but I keep on getting disconnected.

More reason to go to /trash/ for

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Cut back on the shitposting.
Make editanons and drawfags more frequent and you might make me come over but otherwise i'll stay as a Cred Forumsonly fag since i cannot stand the 50 piss pics that are spammed every thread.

I go to /trash/

wait, try one more time, I changed to a public address

Thank you. She needs her memes, people!

Nice (((work)))

Needs to include the photo from Onion Friends now.

I want them to kick each other other's asses and then make out afterwards

Don't mind me, just a crewniverse member leaking things

Go away Matt

Same thing is happening. Wanna go with Flockdraw instead?

Not them but it still doesn't work.

no

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Here

I want them to bite all over each other's naked bodies and then have furious hatesex

Now THIS is the content I like to see

Shit, sorry. Here's a flockdraw then.
flockdraw.com/ch42fz

Is THIS all it takes to get recognized on /sug/ nowadays

That seems a little impractical.

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It's pottery

Unclear pottery like pic related
>THEY BOTH HAVE RIBBONS ON THEIR BACKSIDE

yes

Haven't you noticed that she's a star?

MUH FEELINGS
FUCKING CHRIST

Are there no new episodes now?

They were both "left behind" for 5000 years.

They suck a mean dick too

I wonder if Lapis' top can even be untied. On the one hand I think it could be because of what we've seen with Amethyst's clothing, but she's also a homeworld gem so she might not have really put that much thought into her clothing.

I want lapis to strangle the fuck out of jasper with water chains while jasper begs her for more

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I wonder what happens if they take their clothes off. Do the clothes poof? Do they poof?

>mutual fellatio professionalism
This show is SO DEEP

>Leg Pearl Lewds
Finally

Amethyst took off her gray top during Back to the Barn so the gem doesn't poof. No idea where she put it though.

They're attached to their body at specific areas. Peridot's top could be stretched by Garnet, but her suit could just be her "skin" from the waist down.

So yes, like Amethyst's outfit.

E D G E
not
F E E L S

Pearl's sock also fell down when she met Smoky.

Pretty sure their clothes are actually separate.

I want Jasper to stomp on Lapis' chest and watch as she cries out in pain and ecstasy

It just seems very inconsistent for something supposedly melded to their bodies.

So now the question is what do they have under their clothes

this is pretty both imo

you know what? I've thought it over and I guess the most obvious answer is that the pre-Gem Glow form really was her 90's form. Still, she definitely looks like she has post-pilot-pearl's head.

Peridot said their clothes are bonded to their body, the only exception being Garnet's shades. If only they had stars on the ear thingies

it's like a Barbie doll I'd imagine

It's "loosely" melded.

>Lapis and Peridot closest to him, flanking him, like they died protecting him
>Connie right by his side
>Ruby and Sapphire so close, even in death
>Amethyst and Pearl's weapons just lying there

Ouch

nothing at all

Yes, this is just an animation error.

Rain, Rain, come again
I miss you deeply my dear friend

Nothing most likely, just the shape you see with their clothes on.

Ken Doll all the way, fampai

nothing, except for amethyst

Rose at least had boobs and a varguba
Amethyst probably has a penis for fun
But they're probably the exception

The legs connect to the dress with no crotch

how do i join

get in here

We need more rainy day episodes.

interesting points

We canceled it but you can join the flockdraw
flockdraw.com/ch42fz

hot

Still taking requests

Pearl

Jasper straight up dying

Peridot eating a truck

rose jorts

Alexandrite with a boner

If Pearl and Sour Cream fused, their name would be DJ P3RL

>ruby and sapphire all the way in the back

COWARDS

Onion

>Jasper is redeemed
>She meets Mystery Girl
>ROSE!
>"What's she talking about, Pearl?"

>Jasper gets so triggered she murders S right in front of Pearl

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Check'd and kek'd

youtube.com/watch?v=KEJvCQ7QZEo
youtube.com/watch?v=EwTzCe8wKIA
youtube.com/watch?v=t3M47LlGAWU

>Jasper is redeemed
>She meets Mystery Girl
>WOOF!
>"What's with the giant freak dog, Pearl?"

FTFY

Lapis laying an egg over the sea

meme

no

I want lapis to lead on as if she's going to let jasper have her way with her but surprise jasper by tying her up with water tendrils before she can actually start doing anything and then I want her to use jasper until she can't take anymore and they are both sore

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Does Amethyst understand that she needs to actually have taste buds or does she just like the sensation?

>that pic

Fuck me, older steven/lapis is just a top tier ship. So cute

Underrated.

flockdraw.com/ch42fz

She said she likes mush passing through her. I doubt she would eat some of the stuff she does if she had taste buds.

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>Jasper in overalls
Perfect memebarn attire!

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Nice Proto Lapis

doge?

When are we getting moved to /trash/

>Put this on your wall faggot

who is standing in front of him?

is pedo lapis a new meme?

Your wish is my command.

>implying this wouldn't activate Steven's disc 1 lvl4 limit break 'GREAT GOSPEL' transforming him into the perfect form of organic and gem fusion with a healing song that is Love Like You that can revive shattered gems and heal corrupted ones

I want Bismuth to fuck them both in the ass with her twin cockhands

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no idea

you talking about my wall?

I like this
you cool dude

>pedo lapis is a meme
DYEWTS?

It's the real deal.

Opal masturbating futa garnet

Has there been any comics toying with the idea of Lapis using her powers to play with semen?

Whoever the user that made this autistic list, Thank You.
I download every single song and I have to say this is a top list, I just wanted you to know that, no homo.
Thanks for posting, Soundtrack user, your shitposting did show me a whole list of music I didn't know I needed.

SU The Soundtrack. Please r8, don't h8, de8 then masturb8.

Rose
youtu.be/CbMeAOTPJzM [Remove]

Steven
youtu.be/8K476Jmf7GI
OR
youtu.be/PKfD8d3XJok

Pearl
youtu.be/_rcmeMxxGYw [Remove]

OR
youtu.be/KRjNfZzFMOM
OR
youtu.be/PElhV8z7I60

Garnet
youtu.be/vXmqauitBkM
OR
youtu.be/fej6l1gzPoQ

Amethyst
youtu.be/hsXbPPPDTDM

Bismuth
youtu.be/gMYNfQlf1H8

Rainbow Quartz
youtu.be/D8axiZqKkcw

Sardonyx
youtu.be/Tv94swj4sjo

Sugilite
youtu.be/ifoy6_nARUc

Opal
youtu.be/MjhmKvCuC84

Sapphire
youtu.be/S6EiPuuoEdM

Ruby
youtu.be/Epgo8ixX6Wo

Greg
youtu.be/XNAukH39rJg

Connie
youtu.be/ltYq-jalYm0

Peridot
youtu.be/kvJ7yW7Y3RY

Jasper
youtu.be/RrkzIN2eP0U
OR
youtu.be/1I-wmixq4F4

Lapis
youtu.be/V7awW5nrDHk
OR
youtu.be/QohZXA8wvIA

Malachite
youtu.be/x-5OX7CO26c

Cluster
youtu.be/mWF5opcWzK0

Yellow Diamond
youtu.be/Fo48YpNOesQ
OR
youtu.be/ZvSgLHWR16o

Yellow Pearl
youtu.be/YeawPUpTHJA

Blue Diamond
youtu.be/yOFxb0F2F2A

Maybe if this fandom weren't so lazy and had less shit taste there would be more Jaspismuth fanart out there

I was said that /sug/ would be going back to trash, but after this post, I think it's probably for the best

It's fucking canon, retard. Some major seatbelt penetration goes down in Same Old World.

>I like this
>you cool dude

>next year Finaru Fantashii Sebben will have its 20th anniversary

Egg? Egg...I dreamed I was old

Wait what
I'm confused

Lapismuth is even hotter to me.

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Instead of "buckle up" being followed by a click sound, it's followed by a lewd slosh

You liked my list! I'm so happy! Thank (you)!

post sweaty pearls

How many Lapis Lazulis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
__One!

Gib suggestions.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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We saw the episode.
We know what went down.

Also accepting yogurt garnets at this time.

ok

anyone got any SU ahegao faces

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Kill yourself

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I'm gonna need the full pic user

NEVER

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sweaty

I want _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Lapis

and this face

Favorite Gems from the flockdraw.

I know it's pointless to try to know if this is really you since Anonymous site, but if it really is, I just want to say that it was my pleasure.

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Not enough angst or sexual frustration for me, size difference is nice though

done all by the same person

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hell yeah

DELET THIS

TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL

It's not even sexual. It's just pure hatred and Bismuth is a no-shit taking gem, so she'd probably just kill Lapis.

Heh, that's me.

Some people are into that

Not me though!

I mean, those aren't bad.
But you are kinda just giving that other guy a reason to spam screenshots of low quality line drawings.

oh kek, you're real good

You want her body

Season 1 Pearl's outfit was so ugly, I'm glad she regenerated so early into the show

SSSHHHhhhhhh youll wake the baby

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shit did everyone leave the flockdraw I just got in

Fucking Marceline roleplayers not even once

That's why I'm so interested in it. I feel like Bismuth has an unbreakable will, so I wonder how Lapis would be able to corrupt her.

I really just want to see Lappy make Bismuth a degenerate like Jasper.

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The silhouettes don't all match up with the outfits below. For example, the middle one is actually 80s Pearl, you can see the thing she wears over her shoulders in it.

Actually that whole chart needs serious updating.

The leftmost silhouette probably looks like her Diamond.

>80s Pearl
She looks like she's 80s Pearl but it was actually the late 90s/early 2000s

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[Noise that is suppose to represent a rebellious user trying to wake said small infant with his vocal cords]

This picture made me lift 5 steel girders over my head in laughter

>steven gets older and hotter
>lapis becomes increasingly flustered/flirtatious around him
>"thank you, Steven!"

I need this more than I thought I did.

Can we just post lewd faces, not necessarily ahegao

why do people not read the post? I said outright that the image was wrong

I don't know how they could pass the murder stage

But if there's a will there's a way

You get your own gem of any type

What type of gem would it be and why?

There's no one in there what the fuck is there a glitch or something

>she removes her top and asks Steven to touch her gem
>he slowly goes from touching it to rubbing it

onion friends sucked

A custom-built Pearl, of course

the fanart can be even better that the episode itself

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i like it , it made me remember good old times whe i was young

Ruby is my favorite gem, but a Pearl would come in handy.

those vibes always kind of make me jealous but I can't imagine a childhood like that in the city i grew up in

YO I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MINDS

SAPPHIRE IS A BLUE GEM WITH ICE POWERS BUT HER JOB IS THE FUTURE

WHAT IF LAPIS IS A BLUE GEM WITH MELTED ICE POWERS... AND HER JOB... IS THE PAST...?!?

A Jasper, so I could touch myself

Either Lapis Lazuli or Blue Diamond

I can fuck Lapis or Rule over Earth. Tough one

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ENDGAME
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>Either future seer who could determine one path way that i can avoid for certainty

>Or Emo who would probably leave the minute i started talking to her

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thats a really nice idea to be honest
sadly I have little to no art of Older steven and lapis

I read the question wrong god dammit
Still applies I guess

Here ya go

a classic

>Blue Diamond
>rule over Earth
Did you stop watching at the beginning of summer or something?

>mfw she finds excuses for steven to kiss her gem to 'heal' her back to health
damn son

not exactly ahegao, but classic too

Same

me too

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>She eventually stops trying to be subtle and just has Peridot crack her gem with a hammer.

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sure, this one's very lewd.

Oh, so we suddenly live in a world where Pink Diamond never died?

Fuck off.

A jasper. So I can have a friendly personal trainer.

mah niggas

Oh, you're retarded. My bad; carry on.

where the fuck is that bismuth 'back rub' when you need it!

I kind of want a story about a boy who lives with creepy alien lovecraft monsters, but is totally chill about it now.

that's my fetish

she big

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Peridot for the cuddles.

this img makes the story x1000 better

BEHOLD /SUG/!
I HAVE MADE MORE STICKERS!

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Here

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who authorized you to make this sticker?

What is wrong with his argument exactly?

>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven

where is this from?
or is this it

Hush little gem.

I think I saw one of your designs on ebay

yeah!
>what would you do for a Steven Kiss

Post link?

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Pink Diamond dying doesn't mean Blue Diamond ruled the colony. Blue Diamond being the new ruler was never mentioned, just that she was there.

Connie doesn't have time to kiss Steven moron
She has to stock up on school supplies

>someone finally did BD

Ah, yes. There's my happiness.

why did he not lick her gem but he did lick the ruby one
why?

aaaaand saved!

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ebay.com/itm/Steven-Universe-BLUE-for-iPhone-6-6s-6-6s-Hard-Case-Cover-/172344051826?var=&hash=item2820818872:m:meyFLUJpMkk7QNlIZsKULow

...Connie and Steven have spent entire episodes fugging.

Steven has a burgeoning fetish for small women

Didn't want spit on his hand while floating through space

OH SHIT SON!

No wonder my BLUE SU background was selling so much.

so peridot is next?

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>bismuth gets to punch the fuck out of an upper crust like the good old days
>lapis has an excuse to have steven kiss her
>steven getting some with lapis

This is a win-win-win situation

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Ribbit

Somebody bought a bunch for resale?

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everybody's happy!

Awesome. I like these designs, they're really cute. Are they only available as stickers?

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hahahah
made me kek'd

>Bismuth never leaves
>she just stands there and watches them while making this face

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Post proof that you're a /sug/ oldfag.
>I was here when Pearl x Steven was the most popular ship.

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Yeah... But its weird.
The public price is $25.00
This guy is selling them for $19.90

He's not making a profit off of them unless he's buying them at my private price or at before manufacturing price.

Hmmm...
Not sure if this constitutes more investigation or if I should just leave it.

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So if there WAS going to be a new episode next week, when would we know?

I'm done drawing for tonight, I may do some more tomorrow, it was fun, I'll take more requests next time I do this.

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best Diamond
best sticker

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Thanks!
Nah, you can buy them as all sorts of things.
Here!

redbubble.com/people/jimshaw/collections/436598-steven-universe?asc=u

When you click on one, look for "AVAILABLE PRODUCTS"

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Look more into it, he's taking your business.

If he weren't around people would be more inclined to buy your product

Thanks!

I'll be away from my tablet all weekend, but I should be able to make the human characters all next week.

So long as I have the free time during work.

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Well, has anyone bought them at your private price or before manufacturing price? If not, definitely investigate. I would maybe message them on ebay?

Damn she a watermelon steven

so it seems that half of the fandom(or most of it) is salty regarding the answer connie gave to steven in the last episode, as if connie is only for steven to use him to get into adventures and shit, but when is for some casual stuff, she's not available; and when she told steven why she couldn't be with him, she almost sounded like when you give an excuse to not go with someone.
was it really like that?, i have to say that her answer was kinda unusual but i dont know, so what do you say?

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>she likes to watch the upper crusts getting fucked by a crystal gem
KEK

Yeah, you're right.
They're undercutting my public price too with my own artwork.
I don't use eBay much though. I need an account to message them?

I think Connie is shagging Jeff behind Steven's back and he's just being ignorant af.

I don't think that's what was intended but the writing really came off that way
It's one of the things I didn't like in the episode

bitch said she was back to school shopping when she was already back to school the other week when she beat up some kid

/sug/ help

My girlfriend was looking at rings and said she wanted something other than diamond.

I half-heartedly said Alexandrite (she doesn't watch the show)

Turns out she loves it (and she's originally from Russia, so she wants a Russian stone). They aren't cheap though... and I don't want to mentally associate my wife with this mess

What do

ONION GANG
BELONGS IN THE TRASH

>tfw you have the full pic

>This item ships from: HONG KONG

Fucking China...

I put all the tracks into a playlist for the sake of convenience and also because I have lost control of my life

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMfINoNRiCHlfGm-015JamH7QtOKaVjWQ

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cool thing user

Yeah you do to message them!

I don't know if you need an account to report them, though. If no one has been buying them at the price, then I don't see how it can be anything but the person using the artwork to make their own cases rather than purchasing yours and reselling.

>I didn't realize I had to be registered for my course to take my prelab quiz that's due tomorrow morning
Fuck it I guess I'm not buckling down to study tonight after all.

>he doesn't like Alexandrite

It's really fucking expensive and is really rare.

Might as well get Neptunite earrings and a 24k WG bracelet

>over time steven's "healing" kisses turn from friendly pecks to him really taking his time
>gotta make sure lapis is completely okay. Every millimeter of that gem must be covered
>bismuth's grin only grows wider

10/10

cool things user

I thought she sounded sincere.

Oh they're just using your artwork for sure then. I wouldn't even bother with the message, just report.

I would also add something on any of your social media (if you promote your shop that way) + on your shop about not buying bootlegs of the cases on ebay.

I like it
She looks like a Megaman character
Like an ally who gets dialogue not a maverick.

how the fuck in the first place are you in a class that you're not registered for

Sounds like he just took your design, fired up Illustrator, and copied it.

Alexandrite is rarer than Diamond if I'm not mistaken, could you talk to her about it?

>Jasper: she big

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Only acceptable answer

Okay gang.
How do I approach this?
Some guy from Hong Kong is undercutting my prices with my artwork. And from the looks of it, tons of other artists too.

I mean, is it possible with the currency exchange? Maybe some kind of differenc ein price?

I mean, if they're buying them and reselling them, then I dont have a problem with it.
But they're selling them for less than I'm selling them, so theyre not making any profit unless theyre buying straight up before manufacturing.

Or they just stole the artwork.

I was once enrolled in two duplicate classes and doing twice the work because I'm a weirdo

Limb enhancers only make the inner beauty of one character more enhanced.
It works for any of the small characters.

Ya

Registration's not due for another week and there are still 24 seats open in the class

>she was back to school shopping when she was already back to school the other week
>the show is known for having excellent continuity
>sugar said that this season was about being happy without being in a relationship

oh boi im laffin

It's crazy how popular /ss/ was but now it's the complete opposite. Steven x Gem shippers are really quiet or gone

Problem is, while we are poor now... I'm finishing my MD and she is finishing her PA program.

So it's like a "forever purchase" to her. More loans.

I know I'm posting these on Cred Forums, but ya'll better not screw over a starving artist.

Thats bad karma.

Bad luck! 100 years!

>Lapis pretends to ignore how good it feels at first
>but eventually she starts making quiet gasps and soft moans
>halfway through Steven's "healing kiss" Lapis does a 180 and starts madly kissing him
>it rapidly delves into tongue fucking which is only supported by Steve-O's shapeshifting tongue

>hfw

Was it deliberate? Were you allowed to drop the lower grade?

Oh shit that would be hilarous

this anons know how to write lewd shit man

Hm I don't understand the malachite choice entirely

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Is this even worth fighting? Aren't you technically stealing intellectual property too by using designs and artwork from an animated program copyrighted by Cartoon Network?

see?

sorry user, I'm seling these right now on my website for only five dollars

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Almost all custom cases/wall art on ebay is stolen art. It seems at least. Hong Kong sellers usually.

Your walking down the street and this gem gives you this look

What do?

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Yes. I commuted and I was really, really bored for hours and liked both teachers and it was an easy class. Got reprimanded by the registrar and did drop one like two weeks before the end of the quarter.

Kinda fucked yourself out of a fortune all on a whim.
It sounds like she is determined to get the Alexandrite.
Kinda fucked yourself the minute you thought of it.

wake up

GIMME THE BITS

>Aren't you technically stealing intellectual property too by using designs and artwork from an animated program copyrighted by Cartoon Network?

Eh. It's not like they're taking Sugar's artwork or actual official artwork from the show and selling it, they're using their own fanmade art. It's why most companies don't care about unofficial merchandise (Steven Universe included) as long as you're not using official artwork to make it.

I remember The Alamo as I prepare to get devoured.

Will you migrate to /tresh/

Do you just wait until image limit to post this on every thread?

fuck this is hot

I say, "You can never beat Jasper one on one you overcooked runt."

And then hope my death is painless

kek

Thats also a good point.
By all technicalities, I dont own the characters that I'm producing, and I am commercially profiting from this.
Then again, the artwork in of itself is my own creation, and therefore my intellectual property to sell.

I'm sure theres a whole system of laws and bylaws that sorts this whole thing out, but I cant be bothered to study up on them because some guy in Hong Kong is making a few bucks.

You bitch! >:U

Of course they do, they're autistic.

i tagged the wrong one, oops

Punch worst gem in her fat stupid stomach

>Hm I don't understand the malachite choice entirely

My internal logic was, Malachite's two halves are constantly fighting each other for dominance in a very toxic and abusive relationship. If fusion is a shaky metaphor for sex and/or relationships, Malachite is the child caught in the middle of Jasper and Lapis's abusive relationship just like I was growing up

>Steven is dumb and doesn't know how school works
>as Connie is well aware

>the bits
Why is Steven's taste in fries so bad?

"Yes"

How much do you make off of these? (total not off each one) / How many do you sell

offer her any food i happen to have on me

>Pearl x Steven was the most popular ship.
was it really popular? then what happened?

That's not Jasper

>JEFF'D

Curse you Steven Universe.

Exposing me to the names of gemstones...

He has no taste buds because he's an alien

I had a great night with Lapid you sug cucks

Tumblr.

Stevidot has died down too. People are starting to see fictional characters as people with human rights.

Lapid?

>Lapid
This is why everyone hates you.

I blame the tumblrs

He loves his limited edition CHAAAAPS so much doe fampai.

Lapis' fat cousin

Sapphire?

why?

>tfw people can't write fic or draw art of anything without it being problematic
>tfw I learned the other day that Axel/Roxas in the Kingdom Hearts fandom is now considered taboo/controversial when it used to be THE ship, THE ship damn it

what happened to you, fandom

>He's never had fryer bits
Nigga, those things are fucking delicious.
Absolutely horrible for you. No nutritional value whatsoever, but so fucking addictive.

Used to get them all the time from Long John Silver's when I would visit my grandma's in the summer.

From RedBubble, probably about $10-11 a month right now.

These stickers are brand new though, so they haven't gotten much exposure yet,
They totally come in a bunch of other things other than stickers though

Did you want me to continue?

Aren't they burnt though?

tumblr is fucking cancer
the worst shit

kek. Better dust off the gas mask and hope you catch a lucky break in the zone, stalker

fuck yes

What even are they? Fryer refuse?

Please do.

please

Fuckit I'm calling fusionchild protection services on they ass
>spoiler text
:(

Oh fuck me. I don't even write fanfics, what have I gotten myself into?

How did this happen

cause i like her

I thought they were little bits of potato that fell off the fries before the fries had been fried when the potato was still fragile and then accumulated a larger and larger layer of grease over the course of the day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok then, it was hot while it lasted

Makes sense

I like her to, shes got a good attitude, a nice cute figure and great dick sucking lips

welcome to lewd posting user
let it flow through you, do not fight the current.

>pearl deliberately cracks her gem for some alone time with steven

Axel is tall and Roxas is not

verboten

I wouldn't say they're refuse, exactly, although they technically are. Fry bits aren't burnt. It's harder to burn things in hot oil. The liquid state of oil lends itself to caramelizing carbohydrates more easily. The discarded and broken chunks of fry sticks that end up as bits have been sitting in the oil longer, caramelizing further and absorbing more oil (fat), making it more savory. That's why the bits are so good.

t. restaurant cook of five years

How can I go about trying to convince a restaurant to serve me them?

>"should i ask bismuth to leave?" steven said
>"no...the gem that poofed me and leaved me into this planet, now is watching me kissing the gem that set me free from the hell she started...is poetic...that arouses me...so bad..." lapis said, letting little moans between
>bismuth said nothing, for a gem that swims in lava, the whole situation was too hot for her...

how about this user?

>we wonder why Steven is fat

If it's a place like Fryman's the Steven approach works pretty well. If it's a restaurant that has a waiter and is fancier than a pub your odds of getting the bits are rather slim

anyone think that the realization Steven had in Onion Gang will lead to anything?
>not having friends feels bad

Such as... Jasper not having friends or NEVER even having a friend, which Steven realizes and takes more sympathy

Don't know any normal restaurants that do it.

But some more fry happy places are usually cool with giving you some extra ones.
Like I said, I used to get them for Long John Silvers. They have a lot of bits cause they fry everything, and those bits usually end up just in the same pile they toss the fish/chicken, so if you just ask for extra fry bits, they just scoop out a handful and put it in the bottom of the box/thing they put the food in.
Usually free too, since the stuff is really kinda worthless and just gets thrown out otherwise.

>Lapis gets more and more domineering with her own tongue as she fights off Steven's invading Alaskan Bull Worm
>she roughly slaps her hand onto Steven's crotch, forcing a loud whimper from him as she begins rapidly rubbing his ever-present bulge
>she begins to feel the disgustingly flattering precum coat the inside of his pants as Steven's face turns as bright as your sister's unbleached asshole (yeah I've seen it)
>Lapis finally releases Steven from her million year kiss as she whispers into his ear:
>"Cincinnati"
>suddenly, Bismuth begins hooping and hollering all the while pummeling the ground with her dual hammer hands
>Steven and Lapis then recreate the morning after scene from Jacob's Latter on top of Bismuth's still seizing body

>"geeeeems n shieeeeeeet" Bismuth utters as she dies with a look of pure 40oz shitfacery

Except he does have friends though.
If that's the moral of that episode, it's a pretty weak one considering his most important friends are gonna take him on another life changing mission soon.

I don't think it's the moral of the episode, but a little thing got Steven to chew on and perhaps apply later.

I don't know what Onion Gang's moral really was

>Blue Diamond never made it off Earth

>the lighthouse gem has full telekinesis
>lapis has hydrokinesis
Could that be BD or a fusion component of BD

you made my fucking day, thanks user

twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/776904767964602368

So I can't get a bag of just the bits and no fries? Even if I pay? I want the full fat Jewish boy experience.

That gem is shaped nothing like BD's gem.

It's a palanquin.
They carry royalty.
Blue Diamond doesn't have to be the only one with one.
It would be even more likely if that was Pink Diamond's Palanquin.

>could be BD
No it fucking can't, it's clearly not the same gem.
>A fusion component of BD
I thought this meme died when it was proven Rose wasn't PD at all.

>that first response
>@cartoonnetwork How about you stop forcing lesbianism on children?

and this is where I'd put my reaction image
IF I HAD ONE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON THE SHOW SUCKS NOW! FUCKING IP THIEF! GET THE LICENSE FROM CN YOU PARASITIC FUCK

I've never gone from literally diamonds to hysterical laughter that quickly, user, holy shit

>Except he does have friends though.

Does he? Connie is his love interest. A friend also but his first crush too, which complicates things. The CGs are his guardians. Greg is his father. Lars, Sadie, Rolando, and the Cool Kids are out of his age range. Peedee works all the time. Steven really doesn't have any friends. He's pretty isolated, and that's not even factoring in the fact that he's a gem-human hybrid, the only one of his kind to ever exist.

RETARD

>IF I HAD ONE
Too bad that show wasn't more consistent.

I mean, maybe at some small boardwalk fry place.
Anywhere else, you'd probably need to at least buy something and then ask for extra fry bits/crispy bits from the fryer/whatever that place wants to call them.

>past tense
It's still going on

@JesusHasGuns
LEL

THEN THEY WOULDN'T MIND FORKING OVER A CUT TO THE ACTUAL CONTENT CREATORS, RIGHT BABE?

peridot is a friend

BAM Jasper bonding material

literal kek

>Only 10 seasons after almost 20 years
What the hell happened

I think they were cancelled at one point and then came back

>yaoi lesbian

Id ask her to take me to Lapis

You sound so angry. Sugar doesn't mind fanmade merchandise.

She'd make a negative comment about her and walk away from you

I just watched the last 3 eps , and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, the last ep was god damn amazing. And did they actually take our design for bad pearl?

the last ep was Onion Gang (it's shiiiit)

Sugar drew Bad Pearl first, years ago

Lapis is completely naked with your favorite flavor of ice cream covering her nipples.

>the last ep was god damn amazing
>Onion Gang
>amazing
what the fuck are you on

> remembers that ep
> sad again

>on her nips
That's a very small dot of ice cream

Exactly, my /freak/man. Exactly.

Nick airs seasons very, very slowly. Spongebob is on season 9 after 17 years.
They were about to be cancelled a few times, but they didn't stop production, I think. it was supposed to originally end with Channel Chasers.

She's probably ashamed of her speed bump tits.

>"steven i need your help!"
>"what is it pearl?"
>"my gem's cracked, please fix it"
>"how?!, nevermind..."
>then steven goes to kiss the gem to fix it, but pearl stops him
>"you are going to kiss it aren't you?"
>"well yes, what's the problem?"
>"steven, i umm...i dont want you to do that, i >would feel very bad...if you are going to kiss >me, then do it elsewhere, any place will do..."
>steven looked her in awe, but he had and idea, >he was going to prank pearl...
>"alright then!, here!"
>he kissed her on the lips, it was quick
>pearl was shocked, but the warm feel on her lips left her speechless...
>"pearl?, are you ok?, sorry, i was just jok--"
>"again"
>"what?"
>"do it again steven...kiss me again, please"
>steven was confused, but he did it again
>this time the kiss was longer, pearl go even further and holded steven's head against her own
>her tongue was touching his, tht feeling...it was a long time ago since she did that...with rose

to be continued...

>that dialog
cringe desu